Post by Thunder on Oct 22, 2006 10:58:47 GMT -5
The images of Lex Luger, Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Sting, and others flash on the screen: It’s the beginning of WCW Monday Nitro. The camera cuts to the announcer’s table at the ramp where Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Larry Zbyszko sit.
Tony: Good evening and welcome to WCW Monday Nitro! This could very well be the greatest night in the history of our sport. I’m joined tonight by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “The Living Legend” Larry Zbyszko.
Bobby: Tonight Hulk Hogan will get what he has coming to him.
Larry: For once, I agree with you Bobby. Tonight could spell the end of the nWo if…
His voice is cut off as the video stops. Thunder sits on his leather couch with a remote in hand, having stopped the tape. On the end table next to him sits a lamp and a half empty glass of red wine. Next to him stands his maid, dressed in a grey t-shirt and blue jeans. She holds a VHS case in her hand.
Thunder: You’re an idiot. You told me this was a tape of Nate Nytro matches.
Maid: Well the case says “Nitro”.
She shows him the case. As she said, it reads “Nitro”.
Thunder: Do you know anything? His name is spelled with a “y’ and an “i”.
The maid speaks in a sarcastic tone.
Maid: Sorry
Thunder: You better be. I don’t even know why I even assigned you a task live this. You can’t even scrub the kitchen floor without me holding your hand through the whole thing.
Maid: I’m sorry that I’m not up on my knowledge of Nate Nytro or whatever his name is.
Thunder: Well let me give you a little lesson on him. Nate Nytro is a member of The New Dynasty, a stable that currently holds the World and Television titles. One could make the argument that they are the most dominant group in WCF today and ever. Nate has been an intricate part of the New Dynasty for a long time. He is even a former TV champion. But that’s all in the past. Just like everyone on that Nitro tape, he’s washed up. He’s living off his past. Just because of what he has done, he’s going to try to take the People’s Title from the future of wrestling, myself. But he doesn’t deserve the title. He’s had his shots in the past, but now he needs to step aside and let some other people take the spotlight. But since he is getting the shot, I’ll take him out. Nate Nytro’s time has come and gone. It’s my time to rise to up to the top, and I’m taking out Nytro on the way.
Maid: That’s wonderful.
Thunder: Don’t you get smart with me. Put the tape away and see if you can actually clean the floor correctly this time.
The maid flashes an angry look, but does as she was told. She walks over to VCR, ejects the tape, and places it in the case. The maid places it on top of the VCR and walks towards the kitchen, where a bucket of water and a rag sit on the floor. She reaches the kitchen and begins to scrub the floor. The scene fades.
Tony: Good evening and welcome to WCW Monday Nitro! This could very well be the greatest night in the history of our sport. I’m joined tonight by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and “The Living Legend” Larry Zbyszko.
Bobby: Tonight Hulk Hogan will get what he has coming to him.
Larry: For once, I agree with you Bobby. Tonight could spell the end of the nWo if…
His voice is cut off as the video stops. Thunder sits on his leather couch with a remote in hand, having stopped the tape. On the end table next to him sits a lamp and a half empty glass of red wine. Next to him stands his maid, dressed in a grey t-shirt and blue jeans. She holds a VHS case in her hand.
Thunder: You’re an idiot. You told me this was a tape of Nate Nytro matches.
Maid: Well the case says “Nitro”.
She shows him the case. As she said, it reads “Nitro”.
Thunder: Do you know anything? His name is spelled with a “y’ and an “i”.
The maid speaks in a sarcastic tone.
Maid: Sorry
Thunder: You better be. I don’t even know why I even assigned you a task live this. You can’t even scrub the kitchen floor without me holding your hand through the whole thing.
Maid: I’m sorry that I’m not up on my knowledge of Nate Nytro or whatever his name is.
Thunder: Well let me give you a little lesson on him. Nate Nytro is a member of The New Dynasty, a stable that currently holds the World and Television titles. One could make the argument that they are the most dominant group in WCF today and ever. Nate has been an intricate part of the New Dynasty for a long time. He is even a former TV champion. But that’s all in the past. Just like everyone on that Nitro tape, he’s washed up. He’s living off his past. Just because of what he has done, he’s going to try to take the People’s Title from the future of wrestling, myself. But he doesn’t deserve the title. He’s had his shots in the past, but now he needs to step aside and let some other people take the spotlight. But since he is getting the shot, I’ll take him out. Nate Nytro’s time has come and gone. It’s my time to rise to up to the top, and I’m taking out Nytro on the way.
Maid: That’s wonderful.
Thunder: Don’t you get smart with me. Put the tape away and see if you can actually clean the floor correctly this time.
The maid flashes an angry look, but does as she was told. She walks over to VCR, ejects the tape, and places it in the case. The maid places it on top of the VCR and walks towards the kitchen, where a bucket of water and a rag sit on the floor. She reaches the kitchen and begins to scrub the floor. The scene fades.
