Post by Jack of Blades on Jan 21, 2007 13:51:01 GMT -5
(The hormonal breeding ground that is the changing room presents itself today. Blades is entertaining his overly-charged perception by playing a card game with himself. His ally, The Face of Treachery, Logan is attempting to add to his impressive physique with a range of exercises. A television warbles on its own set of lies and hollowness as a news report plays.)
Logan: Where are they? I wanted to talk with Vice and Biggs before the match tonight...
(Over the television.) News Reporter: And it appears as if the excitement of the Chicago - New Orleans football match has got to the fans as two streakers were apprehend during the pre-game theatre show...
Logan: I think I know.
Jack of Blades: Yes. They're forever sacrificing opportunities to improve their record to be stark nude.
Logan: Yeah, true. Remember that time when we all went down to the Rodeo...?
(Chuckling.) Jack of Blades: And they lubricated each other with sunflower oil before riding the bulls in a carnal fashion...
Logan: Was that before Lawnmower Jones hired those prostitues for the pair of them but when they arrived, they turned out to be weed-whackers?
Jack of Blades: And Vice, still quivering with homosexual intrigue jumped into the cotton candy machine and when he emerged...
Logan:...demanded everyone call him 'Lady Sugar of the Burlesque Rainbow!'
Jack of Blades:...demanded everyone call him 'Lady Sugar of the Burlesque Rainbow!'
Logan: Good times. Unfortunately, they're no longer.
Jack of Blades: Indeed. After Biggs had that weird attempt at physical intervention in South Dakota, the Team of Treachery didn't feel the same...
Logan: But we should at least throw them a bone.
Jack of Blades: You're not thinking of letting them get off easy, are you?
Logan: No, we should post their bail.
Jack of Blades: Ok. I imagine that it will be of a considerable larger amount considering that this is not their first offence of the sort.
Logan: Arkansaw?
Jack of Blades: I was remembering that time down in Ohio but yeah, I'll give them a call.
(Jack of Blades dials a number on his phone before lifting it to speak.)
Jack of Blades: Hi. Yeah it's me. Is it them?
(Blades nods his head at his tag partner.)
Logan: Why do I continually have to recruit sexual deviants?
Logan: Where are they? I wanted to talk with Vice and Biggs before the match tonight...
(Over the television.) News Reporter: And it appears as if the excitement of the Chicago - New Orleans football match has got to the fans as two streakers were apprehend during the pre-game theatre show...
Logan: I think I know.
Jack of Blades: Yes. They're forever sacrificing opportunities to improve their record to be stark nude.
Logan: Yeah, true. Remember that time when we all went down to the Rodeo...?
(Chuckling.) Jack of Blades: And they lubricated each other with sunflower oil before riding the bulls in a carnal fashion...
Logan: Was that before Lawnmower Jones hired those prostitues for the pair of them but when they arrived, they turned out to be weed-whackers?
Jack of Blades: And Vice, still quivering with homosexual intrigue jumped into the cotton candy machine and when he emerged...
Logan:...demanded everyone call him 'Lady Sugar of the Burlesque Rainbow!'
Jack of Blades:...demanded everyone call him 'Lady Sugar of the Burlesque Rainbow!'
Logan: Good times. Unfortunately, they're no longer.
Jack of Blades: Indeed. After Biggs had that weird attempt at physical intervention in South Dakota, the Team of Treachery didn't feel the same...
Logan: But we should at least throw them a bone.
Jack of Blades: You're not thinking of letting them get off easy, are you?
Logan: No, we should post their bail.
Jack of Blades: Ok. I imagine that it will be of a considerable larger amount considering that this is not their first offence of the sort.
Logan: Arkansaw?
Jack of Blades: I was remembering that time down in Ohio but yeah, I'll give them a call.
(Jack of Blades dials a number on his phone before lifting it to speak.)
Jack of Blades: Hi. Yeah it's me. Is it them?
(Blades nods his head at his tag partner.)
Logan: Why do I continually have to recruit sexual deviants?
