My Fav Lines from Rps this week 39
May 17, 2015 22:31:49 GMT -5
Alex Richards, God King Dune, and 3 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on May 17, 2015 22:31:49 GMT -5
Another awesome week people, the kind of RPing that makes me want to head back to my Word Document Asap. None the less good creative shit indeed and if I missed a quote from your RP please PM me...enjoy!
"Tecate….it turns Mexican trannies into a sold 9!" -Kyle Kemp
"I wasn't booked in the taco bowl I'm hotter than ghost pepper salsa about that!" -Alex Richards
"Alex vs Kaz in a "fans bring Taco Bell match" Book it. Wait, dont do that." -Kaz Monstuh
"ive been on 4 tours in the middle east and i get caught by the mexican police for pissing behind a fucking bar! Looks like im going to have to sell my soul to the devil himself yet again!" -Snapz
"Adams: Is that a table donkey? Kevin: It’s a table donkey. Adams: I think we might have the wrong place.. The two slowly back up and out of the strange building, continuing to the building next door." -Spencer Adams
"I'll tell you I have watched many men sail through storms greater and more powerful than anything you could ever possibly imagine for a woman who did not hold a candle to the beauty this redhead holds. I'll tell you, if I could indeed somehow forgive this Kyle Kemp for all of his other wrong doings, this right here would be the nails in his already filled coffin." -Killian Dawson
"SC: Itsy bitsy spider, was cuffed to two gas pipes. Trapped in a garage who’s gonna let him out? If he should break the pipes… He lights a candle on the desk using a cigarette lighter …the whole place will go kaboom and the itsy bitsy spider will be a fireball. Hell I can’t rhyme like Tu-Pac but damn I can set a trap like damn Wile E Coyote. Acme, fuck you." -Occulo
"So draw your comics, I will enjoy reading them. Tell your jokes, I will laugh at them. Do your little skits, do your routine, do whatever it is you’ve got to do to get yourself ready for this match, ICE, because I’m doing the same. I have my own routine." -Thomas Bates
"War is a human Brave and strong and true Searching for the meaning of life And learning it’s askew." -Gemini Battle
"GRAVEDIGGER I'LL FUCKIN 'AVE YOU YA CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!" -Big Bus
"I have a hairy chest and hairy balls." -Fistermantastic
"I kicked the taco bell dog..." Quad S
"Jason Dean: Dannyiacs? Really Danny? Danny Anderson: What? I like it! Dannyiacs…it flows off the tongue." -Danny Anderson
"Another long, painful sip of frustration. The dregs sloshed in the bottom of the clear glass bottle, taunting Howard’s choice of easy escape. Drinking this venom? It made him bigger. It made him 6’2”, 235 lbs. A little bit of that street voodoo liquid chest hair and Howard would’ve talked shit to Satan’s face while pissing on his lawn." -Howard Black
"It isn’t my place to warn you of the storm that looms on the horizon. If you can’t see it coming for yourself, you deserve to be swept away by its punishing gales." -Dune
"I would go to wrestling shows but one particular show brought my interest of education and pro wrestling to high interest, which for me makes the WCF a curiosity or a place to change wrestling." -Will Wheeler
"My brother Jonny Fly... doesn't give a FUCK about Pantheon. He told me that just the other day. He said "hey Steve, I don't give a FUCK about Pantheon"" -Steve Orbit
"Is hatred an excuse for fear? I think not." -Mikey eXtreme
"You're just like the rattlesnakes you feast on Dune, except you don't have as big a tell as them." -Kaz Monstuh
"Flash – Beck. My girlfriends name is Rob-Becka ICE: Rebecca? Flash: Yes, Rob-Becka. Short for Robert Becka. ICE: Huh?" -Zombie McMorris
"The turncoat and the deserter, that's who Corey Black is teaming with in the Trios Cup. And he can talk all he wants about how they came to him and not the other way around, but we all know that the second he caught wind that Fly and Orbit wanted in, he would have gone running to them like a dog to a bone. Because that's all Corey Black is these days, a dog chasing a bone." -Jayson Price
"Blah, blah, blah... As if I've never dropped LSD before. I just swallow it, before I get up to retrieve a case of beer. It was starting to close in on the twilight of the day, as the sky started to emit pinks mixing in with the blues, as I said to myself "The red twilight will bring an ultimate delight". Well, in about seven minutes, I should be feeling that "ultimate delight", as I let the bullshit of the day wash right off and over me." -Gonzo Deuce Murdock
"Okay, okay. There's no place like the Trios Finals! There's no place like the Trios Finals! There's no place like the Trios Finals!" -Corey Black
"Normally someone with your... shall we say colorful background wouldn't make it in. But apparently due to dysfunctional circumstances beyond your control, coupled with the fact that God apparently gets a kick out of your zest for life, and he apparently enjoyed your dig at Moses." -Alex Richards
"Just imagine a psychological deranged individual, with no limitations to IT's destruction, wandering around looking for IT's next kill. What everyone seems to forget, Oblivion is a provider. IT's "children" need to feed. The Monster provides the nourishment for IT's "children" to eat off of. The possibilities are endless." -Oblivion
"You have a responsibility to Pantheon, and I know more than anyone that burden. I carried it for years." -Jonny Fly
"And it’s in this awful moment that the woman actually wishes she were back in the arms of the rapist." -Vulgar
"Isaiah slowly opens his eyes, a wave of confusion washing over him. His bed is gone. His entire house is gone. He lays in the dirt, patches of dying grass surrounding him." - Isaiah Chavis
"Moody, intense loner....your gonna have to be more specific than that." -Jimmy Wicked
"Bobby could not control himself. To see Buddy cry? To contemplate the consequences of his own recent heartbreaks? To think about how his brother Roger had twisted the knife once inside his decadent Jew spine? It was more than Robert could bear in his fragile mental state. The tears streamed down Bobby's cheeks as if they were spurts of goo unloading inside of a Chinkaniguan poontrap." -Bobby Cairo
"They question why I'm in Pantheon, like I've got the wrong yellow star on my shirt." -Scarecrow
"Wack at all trades, master of fuck all." -Joey Flash
"I know you got a little boy at home cheering you on. I hope he stays up late and watches this match. I want him to see me lift his father lifeless body on to my shoulders and drive his face in to the mat. He will hear Johnny Whoa say CAAAABBBBB RIIIDDEEE! Followed by Gravedigger chiming in I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!" -Marc Mayhem
"And if it’s all a trick? My darling. I’m the joker in your deck. I can play the victim and the swan, shed a crocodile tear so big it will tick, sending Captain Hook into a catatonic state. You’d be safer if you played without a bluff, but that won’t save you from the dealer's deck." -Celeste
"It just feels like no matter what I do or which direction I try to go in... something is there making sure that I am not happiful. Someone gives me a balloon... somehow it would end up getting popped. Someone gives me a piece of cake... some mean person would come around the corner and smash it into the floor. No matter the situation or however happiful I may try and be something is always coming up to stop it, to make sure that I am miserable and totally unhappiful." -Katherine Phoenix
"Tecate….it turns Mexican trannies into a sold 9!" -Kyle Kemp
"I wasn't booked in the taco bowl I'm hotter than ghost pepper salsa about that!" -Alex Richards
"Alex vs Kaz in a "fans bring Taco Bell match" Book it. Wait, dont do that." -Kaz Monstuh
"ive been on 4 tours in the middle east and i get caught by the mexican police for pissing behind a fucking bar! Looks like im going to have to sell my soul to the devil himself yet again!" -Snapz
"Adams: Is that a table donkey? Kevin: It’s a table donkey. Adams: I think we might have the wrong place.. The two slowly back up and out of the strange building, continuing to the building next door." -Spencer Adams
"I'll tell you I have watched many men sail through storms greater and more powerful than anything you could ever possibly imagine for a woman who did not hold a candle to the beauty this redhead holds. I'll tell you, if I could indeed somehow forgive this Kyle Kemp for all of his other wrong doings, this right here would be the nails in his already filled coffin." -Killian Dawson
"SC: Itsy bitsy spider, was cuffed to two gas pipes. Trapped in a garage who’s gonna let him out? If he should break the pipes… He lights a candle on the desk using a cigarette lighter …the whole place will go kaboom and the itsy bitsy spider will be a fireball. Hell I can’t rhyme like Tu-Pac but damn I can set a trap like damn Wile E Coyote. Acme, fuck you." -Occulo
"So draw your comics, I will enjoy reading them. Tell your jokes, I will laugh at them. Do your little skits, do your routine, do whatever it is you’ve got to do to get yourself ready for this match, ICE, because I’m doing the same. I have my own routine." -Thomas Bates
"War is a human Brave and strong and true Searching for the meaning of life And learning it’s askew." -Gemini Battle
"GRAVEDIGGER I'LL FUCKIN 'AVE YOU YA CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!" -Big Bus
"I have a hairy chest and hairy balls." -Fistermantastic
"I kicked the taco bell dog..." Quad S
"Jason Dean: Dannyiacs? Really Danny? Danny Anderson: What? I like it! Dannyiacs…it flows off the tongue." -Danny Anderson
"Another long, painful sip of frustration. The dregs sloshed in the bottom of the clear glass bottle, taunting Howard’s choice of easy escape. Drinking this venom? It made him bigger. It made him 6’2”, 235 lbs. A little bit of that street voodoo liquid chest hair and Howard would’ve talked shit to Satan’s face while pissing on his lawn." -Howard Black
"It isn’t my place to warn you of the storm that looms on the horizon. If you can’t see it coming for yourself, you deserve to be swept away by its punishing gales." -Dune
"I would go to wrestling shows but one particular show brought my interest of education and pro wrestling to high interest, which for me makes the WCF a curiosity or a place to change wrestling." -Will Wheeler
"My brother Jonny Fly... doesn't give a FUCK about Pantheon. He told me that just the other day. He said "hey Steve, I don't give a FUCK about Pantheon"" -Steve Orbit
"Is hatred an excuse for fear? I think not." -Mikey eXtreme
"You're just like the rattlesnakes you feast on Dune, except you don't have as big a tell as them." -Kaz Monstuh
"Flash – Beck. My girlfriends name is Rob-Becka ICE: Rebecca? Flash: Yes, Rob-Becka. Short for Robert Becka. ICE: Huh?" -Zombie McMorris
"The turncoat and the deserter, that's who Corey Black is teaming with in the Trios Cup. And he can talk all he wants about how they came to him and not the other way around, but we all know that the second he caught wind that Fly and Orbit wanted in, he would have gone running to them like a dog to a bone. Because that's all Corey Black is these days, a dog chasing a bone." -Jayson Price
"Blah, blah, blah... As if I've never dropped LSD before. I just swallow it, before I get up to retrieve a case of beer. It was starting to close in on the twilight of the day, as the sky started to emit pinks mixing in with the blues, as I said to myself "The red twilight will bring an ultimate delight". Well, in about seven minutes, I should be feeling that "ultimate delight", as I let the bullshit of the day wash right off and over me." -Gonzo Deuce Murdock
"Okay, okay. There's no place like the Trios Finals! There's no place like the Trios Finals! There's no place like the Trios Finals!" -Corey Black
"Normally someone with your... shall we say colorful background wouldn't make it in. But apparently due to dysfunctional circumstances beyond your control, coupled with the fact that God apparently gets a kick out of your zest for life, and he apparently enjoyed your dig at Moses." -Alex Richards
"Just imagine a psychological deranged individual, with no limitations to IT's destruction, wandering around looking for IT's next kill. What everyone seems to forget, Oblivion is a provider. IT's "children" need to feed. The Monster provides the nourishment for IT's "children" to eat off of. The possibilities are endless." -Oblivion
"You have a responsibility to Pantheon, and I know more than anyone that burden. I carried it for years." -Jonny Fly
"And it’s in this awful moment that the woman actually wishes she were back in the arms of the rapist." -Vulgar
"Isaiah slowly opens his eyes, a wave of confusion washing over him. His bed is gone. His entire house is gone. He lays in the dirt, patches of dying grass surrounding him." - Isaiah Chavis
"Moody, intense loner....your gonna have to be more specific than that." -Jimmy Wicked
"Bobby could not control himself. To see Buddy cry? To contemplate the consequences of his own recent heartbreaks? To think about how his brother Roger had twisted the knife once inside his decadent Jew spine? It was more than Robert could bear in his fragile mental state. The tears streamed down Bobby's cheeks as if they were spurts of goo unloading inside of a Chinkaniguan poontrap." -Bobby Cairo
"They question why I'm in Pantheon, like I've got the wrong yellow star on my shirt." -Scarecrow
"Wack at all trades, master of fuck all." -Joey Flash
"I know you got a little boy at home cheering you on. I hope he stays up late and watches this match. I want him to see me lift his father lifeless body on to my shoulders and drive his face in to the mat. He will hear Johnny Whoa say CAAAABBBBB RIIIDDEEE! Followed by Gravedigger chiming in I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD!!!!!" -Marc Mayhem
"And if it’s all a trick? My darling. I’m the joker in your deck. I can play the victim and the swan, shed a crocodile tear so big it will tick, sending Captain Hook into a catatonic state. You’d be safer if you played without a bluff, but that won’t save you from the dealer's deck." -Celeste
"It just feels like no matter what I do or which direction I try to go in... something is there making sure that I am not happiful. Someone gives me a balloon... somehow it would end up getting popped. Someone gives me a piece of cake... some mean person would come around the corner and smash it into the floor. No matter the situation or however happiful I may try and be something is always coming up to stop it, to make sure that I am miserable and totally unhappiful." -Katherine Phoenix
