Post by Vulgar on May 15, 2015 20:02:48 GMT -5
Wrestler's Name: Teila Ramirez (Known legally as Taylor Ramirez)
Gimmick: Obese pussy
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 460 lbs
Hometown: Somewhere
Alignment: Neutral
Appearance/Attire: Disgustingly obese with pasty skin and incredibly skinny arms. He looks like a butch lesbian with five potato sacks filled with raw hamburger meat attached to his stomach. Whenever he drops trou, a horrifying layer of flab always spills out and flops over his genitalia all the way down to his ankles; he needs three corsets and a pregnancy vest just to keep everything in check. To top everything off, his greasy, pockmarked face is so puffy you would think he'd just stuck his entire head in a beehive.
Entrance and Music:
Sandwich in hand, the girthy Teila Ramriez waddles his way out to the entrance ramp as the audience breaks out in a chorus of indifferent murmur. The putridly obese clod slowly, SLOWLY progresses towards the ring, distracted somewhat by the immense snack he had failed to finish consuming backstage. When he's made it about a quarter of the way down the ramp, an impatient young mark hops the railing and rushes over to punch Ramirez in the back of the head. Letting loose a horrific wail of pain, the flabby wrestler drops his meal and collapses to all fours while security springs off the stage and tackles the youth with inappropriate force. A massive argument ensues right in the middle of the show when the child's parents rush out to confront the officers while they're attempting to take him backstage to be IDed. Eventually the security men agree to just let the kid leave the arena with his mother and father, but this inadvertently leads to more trouble when the dad ends up slipping on his way down in a puddle of mayonnaise from the sandwich Ramirez had dropped earlier. Paramedics are called in after the man claims he's unable to walk, and it's determined on site that he has a broken ankle. An ambulance comes to take the father and his family straight to the ER, but not before the infuriated man has a chance to threaten the owners of the WCF with a massive lawsuit.
After all of that is taken care of, security comes back down to pick the quivering Ramirez off the floor and walk him the rest of the way to the ring.
Style: Fat. Ramirez is almost supernaturally slow, gets tired just trying to scratch his ass, and has a predilection to burst into tears at the slightest threat of pain. For all his shortcomings, though, he does possess two legitimate advantages in combat: 1. He's tough to buck off when he gets a pin, and 2. Being so incredibly fun to beat up, he's good to have in a Trios group just to keep the heat off of everybody else.
Favorite Moves:
1. Crying
2. Bear Slap
3. Hair Pulling
4. Protecting Head
5. Body Splash (His one legitimate hard-hitting move, although he has a tendency to trip and fall while attempting it)
Trademark Move and Description:
Sandwich Toss- Sometimes he makes it to the ring with the sandwich, in which case he'll use the formidable hoagie as a weapon.
Finisher and Description:
Heart Attack in the Middle of the Ring- A double rotation moonsault. What were you expecting?
