Slam Results from the future (may contain "spoilers")
May 11, 2015 20:17:04 GMT -5
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Post by Ulysses Nabrow on May 11, 2015 20:17:04 GMT -5
Perry Resell here, reporter from the future. I'm here with official results from this week's thus far unaided edition of slam. Hit those bookies up and bang them for your entire paycheck this week and make that money.
For those fans who don't want to know don't read any further.
Disclaimer: No one can predict the future and even though I was there things can change. I cannot be held responsible for the actions you take with this future information
05/10/15 - Slam
Live from the Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Jonny Fly/Steve Orbit/Corey Black d Logan/Katherine Phoenix/Mod Deuce
Odds: 1-100
Treachery backed out. It seems unlikely that mod can win a trio's match on his own. But low and behold he does. Put your money on deuce on this one
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Jayson Price/Scarecrow/Alex Richards d Torture/Isaiah Chavis/Marc Mayhem
Odds: 2-3
Not great odds in this one and that's because torture cannot be trusted. He turns on his team and joins pantheon. Bet on it
Trios Cup Tournament Match
ICE Beckman/Joey Flash/Zombie McMorris d Dune/Occulo/Howard Black
Odds: 5-9
The vapor kings implode. Occulor takes out flash before the match forcing buddy Roman to enter the match. He pins dune for the win
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Television Title on the Line
Bobby Cairo/Kaz Mazy/Odin Balfore d Thomas Uriel Bates/Gemini Battle/Gonzo Murdock
Odds:9-6
Odin balfore breaks a hip. Gemini gets stuck in his clown car turning this into a tag match. Kaz and Cairo m e it into one person and deuce pins Bates for the tv title. Bet on it.
The New Freebirds d Jimmy Wicked/BioWalker and Danny Anderson/Caraid and Louis Bartkowski/Lazer Johnson/Big Train
Odds:10000000-1
No one expects the freebies to win this...for good cause. Biowalker absorbs Jimmy wicked to become wickedbiowalker and takes everyone down
Mikey eXtreme d Celeste
Odds:1-100000
Because as Howard black and Thomas Bates states....a woman should never step into a ring.
Vulgar d Snapz and Reginald Dampshaw III
Odds:1-10
Vulgar throws up everywhere and Reginald dampshaw leaves turning the match into a one on one. Snaps reunites with crackle and pop and vulgar gets the win. Bet on it
Florian Stark d Kyle Kemp and Spencer Adams and Bryan Payne
Odds:1-89
Gloria stark gets lost on his way to the arena. Kemp gets lost in hemp. Payne sprains his ankle Adam's wins via default.
Bet on it.
This is Perry fewell signing off
For those fans who don't want to know don't read any further.
Disclaimer: No one can predict the future and even though I was there things can change. I cannot be held responsible for the actions you take with this future information
05/10/15 - Slam
Live from the Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Jonny Fly/Steve Orbit/Corey Black d Logan/Katherine Phoenix/Mod Deuce
Odds: 1-100
Treachery backed out. It seems unlikely that mod can win a trio's match on his own. But low and behold he does. Put your money on deuce on this one
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Jayson Price/Scarecrow/Alex Richards d Torture/Isaiah Chavis/Marc Mayhem
Odds: 2-3
Not great odds in this one and that's because torture cannot be trusted. He turns on his team and joins pantheon. Bet on it
Trios Cup Tournament Match
ICE Beckman/Joey Flash/Zombie McMorris d Dune/Occulo/Howard Black
Odds: 5-9
The vapor kings implode. Occulor takes out flash before the match forcing buddy Roman to enter the match. He pins dune for the win
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Television Title on the Line
Bobby Cairo/Kaz Mazy/Odin Balfore d Thomas Uriel Bates/Gemini Battle/Gonzo Murdock
Odds:9-6
Odin balfore breaks a hip. Gemini gets stuck in his clown car turning this into a tag match. Kaz and Cairo m e it into one person and deuce pins Bates for the tv title. Bet on it.
The New Freebirds d Jimmy Wicked/BioWalker and Danny Anderson/Caraid and Louis Bartkowski/Lazer Johnson/Big Train
Odds:10000000-1
No one expects the freebies to win this...for good cause. Biowalker absorbs Jimmy wicked to become wickedbiowalker and takes everyone down
Mikey eXtreme d Celeste
Odds:1-100000
Because as Howard black and Thomas Bates states....a woman should never step into a ring.
Vulgar d Snapz and Reginald Dampshaw III
Odds:1-10
Vulgar throws up everywhere and Reginald dampshaw leaves turning the match into a one on one. Snaps reunites with crackle and pop and vulgar gets the win. Bet on it
Florian Stark d Kyle Kemp and Spencer Adams and Bryan Payne
Odds:1-89
Gloria stark gets lost on his way to the arena. Kemp gets lost in hemp. Payne sprains his ankle Adam's wins via default.
Bet on it.
This is Perry fewell signing off
