My Fav Lines from Rps this week 38
May 10, 2015 22:26:06 GMT -5
Alex Richards, Kaz, and 9 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on May 10, 2015 22:26:06 GMT -5
Great effort this week with the people who roleplayed. If I missed getting a quote from your RP, please PM me and I will add it asap. I feel like next week's third round of the Trios Cup might be the best RPing of the year.
"Fact is these grandstanding Legion of Doom villainous mega-factions can never last. It’s in their DNA: you get that many entitled, greedy narcissists together and sooner or later the knives turn on one another." -Howard Black
"People wonder what the fuck “The Antidote” means. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I am a protector, a cleanser, a cure, and an answer to the injustice that occurs everywhere around us." -Spencer Adams
"We continued this argument in alternating languages, even after the Mexican authorities told us to shut up, to which we acted as if we didn't understand a fucking word he said. Language is fun!!!" -II (Deuce)
"You have an opportunity. Not a guarantee." -Odin Balfore
"Like a sign from above, or below, whatever you want to choose to believe in, his cell phone vibrated in his pocket. He looked at the screen and amidst all the chaos Vanessa texted him simply ‘xoxo.’ He took a deep breath and knocked on the boss’ door." -Gemini Battle
"What do you mean who am I? You don’t know me? I’m like…really famous. Professional wrestler slash greatest person at everything ever, Jonny Fly." -Jonny Fly
"The only thing that stops me from succeeding is other people. Baseball it was the commissioner who thought they could Pete Rose me. When I worked for Marty it was Marty who couldn’t stand the fact that I was more intelligent than him and could run the business better than him. Now with the WCF is appears that management has it out for me already." -Kyle Kemp
"Man 1: Yeah! Mustard 3:16! Mustard 3:16! Man 2: We're in Mexico now Jeff! It's Guacamole 3:16!" -Alex Richards
"Try and take it from me and you’ll see. My grip on this belt will be as strong as my grip around your neck." -Thomas Bates
"And I’m not changing course to avoid its path – I’m headed right for it. Because mine is no ordinary ship, Ice. Unlike when word of the Titanic spread before her maiden voyage, when I say she’s indestructible, you better fucking believe it. I don’t tear when I hit the iceberg – I crush right through it." -Dune
"It's my birthday, going to Disney World was my birthday wish! If we're taking a whole month off from the WCF I want to go see Mickey Mouse... so I can punch him square in his stupid ugly face." -Katherine and Logan
"What should I expect? I dealt with the Face of Treachery, and this was the price to pay." -II (Deuce)
"No longer would he let anyone get close to him. He had been hurt too many times and refused to let it happen again.He was destined to be a loner and that was all he would be. A lone Desperado on a mission of destruction and mayhem." -Night Rider
"The man runs off as Mikey approaches the three women that the man brought to him. He smiles, Freakshow still standing in the shadows. Waiting for his opportunity." -Mikey eXtreme
"Jonny Fly: Wait... the "black card" is an actual thing? Steve Orbit: No-- Jonny Fly: Come on! I just found out I'm part black a few months ago, you need to teach me these types of things!" -Steve Orbit
"I've been fighting my whole life against the tide. I was thrown into the deep end at a young age. I scratched, clawed, and fought for air...and before you know it, I was swimming. Now I'm out here swimming with the sharks and the rest of ya are stuck in the kiddie pool and you want shit handed to you on a silver platter." -Kaz Monstuh
"You know Abe, FUCK YOU! You think you have this all figured out. Well what happens when Pantheon strolls in to town next week and destroys Mayhem? Did you think of that? He just ruined their friend and teammate. You think they will turn a blind eye to the fact that Mayhem just broke Omega’s head open like a cantaloupe? You don’t think they will be out to hurt Mayhem? That demon is as good as fucked when they get their hands on him!" -Marc Mayhem
"The Shape: Well.. either.. I .. Just had.. a heart.. attack.. or.. Z- Z- Ma-ma-ma- Mac Ja-ja-just refused a BJ. * The kingz shrug as they look at each other and agree. * Flash / ICE: Heart attack." -Zombie McMorris
"So maybe that's what they talk about when they talk about a 'career crossroads'? I do not know, my children, my embarrassments. I am at a loss, I truly am. When I look at the WCF roster, the bottom-feeding riffraff that constitutes the present-day talent, I cannot possibly fathom how a Lord and Liege Robert CairoSON is the one whose career is at crisis." -Bobby Cairo
"I will old paso the competition!" -Squad S
"I challenge Gravedigger to his specialty match!!!!! The Movement will happen after your Taco mix." -Slime
"It’s going to be Caraid and Danny Anderson beating everyone else like they stole something." -The Caraid
"Does "second best" roll over and turn into a glorified dick joke half way through his career? Of course not" -Corey Black
"Joey Flash saw zombie, beat zombie. He avoided the bite but the whole company felt his bite that day." -Occulo
"The third thing you gotta know... wicked clowns never die." -Isaiah Chavis
"I woke up with a happy smile and some sticky sheets then realised this shit wasn’t a dream at all." -Joey Flash
"Why would you ask that? I just told you I don’t remember much about my past. I’m sure I didn’t walk out of the womb like this, but the point is moot. All I understand about myself is that I live in Camden and that I hurt people for pay and pleasure." -Vulgar
"Together they joined this Motorcycle Club in the hopes of finding family, and family they found." -The Caraid
"History can paint a man into a corner sometimes." -Scarecrow
"The scene fades back in on the inside of...a Burger King? Cameraman Stu: "Well this isn't exactly 'authentic'." Jayson Price: "Hey, I never said authentic Mexican." -Jayson Price
"Fact is these grandstanding Legion of Doom villainous mega-factions can never last. It’s in their DNA: you get that many entitled, greedy narcissists together and sooner or later the knives turn on one another." -Howard Black
"People wonder what the fuck “The Antidote” means. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I am a protector, a cleanser, a cure, and an answer to the injustice that occurs everywhere around us." -Spencer Adams
"We continued this argument in alternating languages, even after the Mexican authorities told us to shut up, to which we acted as if we didn't understand a fucking word he said. Language is fun!!!" -II (Deuce)
"You have an opportunity. Not a guarantee." -Odin Balfore
"Like a sign from above, or below, whatever you want to choose to believe in, his cell phone vibrated in his pocket. He looked at the screen and amidst all the chaos Vanessa texted him simply ‘xoxo.’ He took a deep breath and knocked on the boss’ door." -Gemini Battle
"What do you mean who am I? You don’t know me? I’m like…really famous. Professional wrestler slash greatest person at everything ever, Jonny Fly." -Jonny Fly
"The only thing that stops me from succeeding is other people. Baseball it was the commissioner who thought they could Pete Rose me. When I worked for Marty it was Marty who couldn’t stand the fact that I was more intelligent than him and could run the business better than him. Now with the WCF is appears that management has it out for me already." -Kyle Kemp
"Man 1: Yeah! Mustard 3:16! Mustard 3:16! Man 2: We're in Mexico now Jeff! It's Guacamole 3:16!" -Alex Richards
"Try and take it from me and you’ll see. My grip on this belt will be as strong as my grip around your neck." -Thomas Bates
"And I’m not changing course to avoid its path – I’m headed right for it. Because mine is no ordinary ship, Ice. Unlike when word of the Titanic spread before her maiden voyage, when I say she’s indestructible, you better fucking believe it. I don’t tear when I hit the iceberg – I crush right through it." -Dune
"It's my birthday, going to Disney World was my birthday wish! If we're taking a whole month off from the WCF I want to go see Mickey Mouse... so I can punch him square in his stupid ugly face." -Katherine and Logan
"What should I expect? I dealt with the Face of Treachery, and this was the price to pay." -II (Deuce)
"No longer would he let anyone get close to him. He had been hurt too many times and refused to let it happen again.He was destined to be a loner and that was all he would be. A lone Desperado on a mission of destruction and mayhem." -Night Rider
"The man runs off as Mikey approaches the three women that the man brought to him. He smiles, Freakshow still standing in the shadows. Waiting for his opportunity." -Mikey eXtreme
"Jonny Fly: Wait... the "black card" is an actual thing? Steve Orbit: No-- Jonny Fly: Come on! I just found out I'm part black a few months ago, you need to teach me these types of things!" -Steve Orbit
"I've been fighting my whole life against the tide. I was thrown into the deep end at a young age. I scratched, clawed, and fought for air...and before you know it, I was swimming. Now I'm out here swimming with the sharks and the rest of ya are stuck in the kiddie pool and you want shit handed to you on a silver platter." -Kaz Monstuh
"You know Abe, FUCK YOU! You think you have this all figured out. Well what happens when Pantheon strolls in to town next week and destroys Mayhem? Did you think of that? He just ruined their friend and teammate. You think they will turn a blind eye to the fact that Mayhem just broke Omega’s head open like a cantaloupe? You don’t think they will be out to hurt Mayhem? That demon is as good as fucked when they get their hands on him!" -Marc Mayhem
"The Shape: Well.. either.. I .. Just had.. a heart.. attack.. or.. Z- Z- Ma-ma-ma- Mac Ja-ja-just refused a BJ. * The kingz shrug as they look at each other and agree. * Flash / ICE: Heart attack." -Zombie McMorris
"So maybe that's what they talk about when they talk about a 'career crossroads'? I do not know, my children, my embarrassments. I am at a loss, I truly am. When I look at the WCF roster, the bottom-feeding riffraff that constitutes the present-day talent, I cannot possibly fathom how a Lord and Liege Robert CairoSON is the one whose career is at crisis." -Bobby Cairo
"I will old paso the competition!" -Squad S
"I challenge Gravedigger to his specialty match!!!!! The Movement will happen after your Taco mix." -Slime
"It’s going to be Caraid and Danny Anderson beating everyone else like they stole something." -The Caraid
"Does "second best" roll over and turn into a glorified dick joke half way through his career? Of course not" -Corey Black
"Joey Flash saw zombie, beat zombie. He avoided the bite but the whole company felt his bite that day." -Occulo
"The third thing you gotta know... wicked clowns never die." -Isaiah Chavis
"I woke up with a happy smile and some sticky sheets then realised this shit wasn’t a dream at all." -Joey Flash
"Why would you ask that? I just told you I don’t remember much about my past. I’m sure I didn’t walk out of the womb like this, but the point is moot. All I understand about myself is that I live in Camden and that I hurt people for pay and pleasure." -Vulgar
"Together they joined this Motorcycle Club in the hopes of finding family, and family they found." -The Caraid
"History can paint a man into a corner sometimes." -Scarecrow
"The scene fades back in on the inside of...a Burger King? Cameraman Stu: "Well this isn't exactly 'authentic'." Jayson Price: "Hey, I never said authentic Mexican." -Jayson Price
