Post by TXO on Mar 31, 2007 17:24:42 GMT -5
The camera fades in on The Xtreme One as you see him coming out of the woods with a head of a deer. On the porch of the house you see TVO standing by a grill with a beer in his hand laughing his ass off. TXO continues to walk towards the house covered in blood. TVO sets his beer down on the side of the grill and walks towards X. TVO begins to speak.
TVO: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Why in the hell did you go chase that deer through the woods and chop its fucking head off?
X: I got the mother fucker bro. I got Adam look its fucking head. I chased the cock sucker down and shot him two times and chopped his head off. I’ll show him.
TVO: What the fuck is wrong with you? That’s not Adam it’s some poor deer that you thought was Adam. You ok?
X: No bro it is really Adam. Look here is his eyes and his mouth and shit. I have his fucking head right here in my hands and his blood all over me.
TVO: Dude snap out of it. I can see that it has eyes and shit, it’s a fucking deer. It has pointy ears and if you find the body he has hooves and fur. Not skin and hair likes a human. I am going to feel bad for Adam tomorrow when he gets in the ring with you. I have never seen this side of you before.
You see TVO walk back up on the porch and grab his beer. Sits down on the chair and lights up a Newport 100. The camera then pans over to X as he is just standing there bobbing back and forth with the deer head in his hands. X has this deranged look on his face. A look that no one can describe; you then hear him mumble something and TVO tries to find out what he said.
TVO: Here man have this beer and snap the fuck out of it. You have a huge match less than 24hrs away. We need this win going into our title match next week.
TXO grabbed the beer from TVO and pops it open and chugs the whole thing in under a minute.
X: Listen I am ok. Really I am. Adam doesn’t know what he is getting himself into. I am not the same guy 5 years ago. He thinks he is going to kill me and end TXO? That mother fuck is done. How man other people you know are crazier than me? I just chased a fucking deer through the woods and chopped its head off. Adam is going to be in pain come Sunday. These two hands that I am looking at right now are going to hurt him. When I get him in That’s Xtreme TVO, I don’t know if I am going to let go. I might snap his fucking ankle right off. I don’t care if I win or lose. I mean before I did but right now if I hurt him that’s all I want to do. If quit wrestling after Sunday but I took Adam out for good then my career would be complete. He doesn’t realize this. He turned me into the animal that I am right now. I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin. Tomorrow will be the big test. If I go and beat him maybe this curse will come off of me. I don’t know. Adam Knite listen to me right now. Tomorrow one of us is walking out there bale to stand on two feet. Which one it is I can’t tell you that. But what I do know is its going to be a blood bath and war. This is the fight that we have waited for. You want to go out and prove and say I told you so, but what I want to prove is a little different. I just want the respect that I deserves. I want you to know that I wasn’t a fluke and that maybe I really did deserve the championship. I think these fans want to know once and for all was Adam really right or is the beginning of the Team Xtreme. Adam I’ll see you tomorrow sweet dreams.
TVO: Man I am glad you kind of snapped out of it. Dude I still can’t believe you killed a deer and chopped its head off. Go get cleaned up you fucking smell like ass.
The camera man follows X as he is kicking the head all the way to the stairs of the porch. The camera then fades to black as he walks inside the house.
TVO: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? Why in the hell did you go chase that deer through the woods and chop its fucking head off?
X: I got the mother fucker bro. I got Adam look its fucking head. I chased the cock sucker down and shot him two times and chopped his head off. I’ll show him.
TVO: What the fuck is wrong with you? That’s not Adam it’s some poor deer that you thought was Adam. You ok?
X: No bro it is really Adam. Look here is his eyes and his mouth and shit. I have his fucking head right here in my hands and his blood all over me.
TVO: Dude snap out of it. I can see that it has eyes and shit, it’s a fucking deer. It has pointy ears and if you find the body he has hooves and fur. Not skin and hair likes a human. I am going to feel bad for Adam tomorrow when he gets in the ring with you. I have never seen this side of you before.
You see TVO walk back up on the porch and grab his beer. Sits down on the chair and lights up a Newport 100. The camera then pans over to X as he is just standing there bobbing back and forth with the deer head in his hands. X has this deranged look on his face. A look that no one can describe; you then hear him mumble something and TVO tries to find out what he said.
TVO: Here man have this beer and snap the fuck out of it. You have a huge match less than 24hrs away. We need this win going into our title match next week.
TXO grabbed the beer from TVO and pops it open and chugs the whole thing in under a minute.
X: Listen I am ok. Really I am. Adam doesn’t know what he is getting himself into. I am not the same guy 5 years ago. He thinks he is going to kill me and end TXO? That mother fuck is done. How man other people you know are crazier than me? I just chased a fucking deer through the woods and chopped its head off. Adam is going to be in pain come Sunday. These two hands that I am looking at right now are going to hurt him. When I get him in That’s Xtreme TVO, I don’t know if I am going to let go. I might snap his fucking ankle right off. I don’t care if I win or lose. I mean before I did but right now if I hurt him that’s all I want to do. If quit wrestling after Sunday but I took Adam out for good then my career would be complete. He doesn’t realize this. He turned me into the animal that I am right now. I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin. Tomorrow will be the big test. If I go and beat him maybe this curse will come off of me. I don’t know. Adam Knite listen to me right now. Tomorrow one of us is walking out there bale to stand on two feet. Which one it is I can’t tell you that. But what I do know is its going to be a blood bath and war. This is the fight that we have waited for. You want to go out and prove and say I told you so, but what I want to prove is a little different. I just want the respect that I deserves. I want you to know that I wasn’t a fluke and that maybe I really did deserve the championship. I think these fans want to know once and for all was Adam really right or is the beginning of the Team Xtreme. Adam I’ll see you tomorrow sweet dreams.
TVO: Man I am glad you kind of snapped out of it. Dude I still can’t believe you killed a deer and chopped its head off. Go get cleaned up you fucking smell like ass.
The camera man follows X as he is kicking the head all the way to the stairs of the porch. The camera then fades to black as he walks inside the house.
