Post by Corey Black on Apr 7, 2007 1:09:55 GMT -5
Our scene opens up to Nate Nytro sitting alone at a pizza place, the same one Torture and CD used to go to all the time. He is sitting alone until Creeping Death walks up, but CD looks odd. He's in a red crushed velvet suit, thick rimmed black glasses, and seriously fucked up teeth, obviously fake.
Nate Nytro: Uh, CD, are you okay?
Creeping Death: Buck up old chap, of course I'm okay!
CD takes a seat and picks up the Mountain Dew sitting on the table that Nate must have ordered earlier. CD makes a point to throw his pinky into the air as he sips his citrus drink.
Nate Nytro: What the hell are you wearing?
Creeping Death: Velvet, a type of tufted fabric in which the cut threads are very evenly distributed, with a short dense pile, giving it its distinct feel. Velvet can be made from many different kinds of fibers. It is woven on a special loom that weaves two pieces of velvet at the same time. The two pieces are then cut apart and the two lengths of fabric are wound on separate take-up rolls.
Nate Nytro: Thanks for that.
Creeping Death: Gratitude, appreciation, or thankfulness, is an emotion, which involves a feeling of emotional indebtedness toward another person; often accompanied by a desire to thank them, or to reciprocate for a favor they have done for you.
Nate gets a weird look on his face, cocking his head to the side.
Nate Nytro: Uh, what is your name?
Creeping Death: Jack of Death, of course! Haha old chap, we go way back! Maybe a wee bit back, ey mate?
Nate Nytro: This is seriously fucked up. What kind of entity do you think you are?
Creeping Death: The Entity was a 1981 horror film starring Barbara Hershey as Carla Moran, a California woman who was tormented by an unseen entity.
The film is allegedly based on the life of the real Carlotta Moran, who claims to continue to be assaulted by an invisible being, though with lesser frequency and intensity. It opened to major critical panning and was called misogynistic and unnecessarily sexually graphic.
In closing, the ghost raped that bitch and it was AMAZING. Got me a wee bit hard, if you know what I'm saying chap!
Nate sits there in awe.
Creeping Death: Silence is a relative or total lack of sound. An environment with sound below 20 decibels is considered quiet or silent.
I say, do I need to draw you a chart?
Nate just sits there. Creeping Death takes a napkin and begins drawing. CD slides the napkin to Nate when he is finished, and the camera zooms in on it.
Nate looks at CD with a straight face.
Nate Nytro: That was unnecessary. Plus the 't' is cut off, you clown.
Creeping Death: No, my good man, I say unnecessary is adding a 'U' to the words 'color' and 'flavor'! I'm clearly making up for us English adding letters by leaving one out!
Nate Nytro: You're right.
Creeping Death: The most common relative directions are: left, right, forward, backward, up, and down.
Nate Nytro: Are you going to mention wrestling, or WCF, or Jack of Blades at all?
Creeping Death: Professional wrestling is the performance, management, and marketing of a form of entertainment based on elements of catch wrestling, mixed martial arts, and theater. Modern professional wrestling usually features striking and grappling techniques, which are modelled after diverse sets of global wrestling and pugilistic styles.
The Fédération Internationale des Échecs or World Chess Federation is an international organization that connects the various national chess federations around the world. It is usually referred to as FIDE, its French acronym.
Known widely as the oldest and strongest of Heroes, as well as the most evil and feared, Jack's face is perpetually concealed by a white mask with a strange pattern. The Hero ultimately learns that it was Jack who destroyed his hometown and killed his father. Jack seeks the power of the Sword of Aeons, which can only be activated by the Archon bloodline found in the Hero's family. Once he uses Maze to gain the key to unlock the sword, Jack lays siege to the Heroes' Guild and nearly kills the Guildmaster. After Jack takes the Sword of Aeons, he kills Scarlet Robe and engages in an epic battle against the Hero, during which he is ultimately slain, thus ending the original game. In Fable: The Lost Chapters, it is revealed that Jack is not a mortal man, but rather an ancient entity that predates humanity and even the age of gods and demons. Jack's spirit lives inside the mask, and has used countless host bodies to influence Albion from century to century. After his initial defeat, Jack's soul escapes and takes the form of an enormous dragon sealed behind the Bronze Gate near Archon's Shrine. The Hero uses Jack's mask to gather three Hero souls and open the Bronze Gate, then proceeds to slay Jack's new form. The player is then given the final task of casting the mask into the volcano and destroying it, thus banishing Jack from Albion forever. If the player fails to act, the Hero will end up wearing Jack's mask and taking over his identity and reign of terror.
Nate Nytro looks at CD, just stands up and leaves.
Creeping Death: I say, chap, where are you off to?
Nate doesn't answer CD. He just leaves.
Creeping Death: The donkey or ass, Equus asinus, is a domesticated animal of the horse family, Equidae.
The scene fades out with CD taking another sip of his Mountain Dew, pinky high into the air.
Nate Nytro: Uh, CD, are you okay?
Creeping Death: Buck up old chap, of course I'm okay!
CD takes a seat and picks up the Mountain Dew sitting on the table that Nate must have ordered earlier. CD makes a point to throw his pinky into the air as he sips his citrus drink.
Nate Nytro: What the hell are you wearing?
Creeping Death: Velvet, a type of tufted fabric in which the cut threads are very evenly distributed, with a short dense pile, giving it its distinct feel. Velvet can be made from many different kinds of fibers. It is woven on a special loom that weaves two pieces of velvet at the same time. The two pieces are then cut apart and the two lengths of fabric are wound on separate take-up rolls.
Nate Nytro: Thanks for that.
Creeping Death: Gratitude, appreciation, or thankfulness, is an emotion, which involves a feeling of emotional indebtedness toward another person; often accompanied by a desire to thank them, or to reciprocate for a favor they have done for you.
Nate gets a weird look on his face, cocking his head to the side.
Nate Nytro: Uh, what is your name?
Creeping Death: Jack of Death, of course! Haha old chap, we go way back! Maybe a wee bit back, ey mate?
Nate Nytro: This is seriously fucked up. What kind of entity do you think you are?
Creeping Death: The Entity was a 1981 horror film starring Barbara Hershey as Carla Moran, a California woman who was tormented by an unseen entity.
The film is allegedly based on the life of the real Carlotta Moran, who claims to continue to be assaulted by an invisible being, though with lesser frequency and intensity. It opened to major critical panning and was called misogynistic and unnecessarily sexually graphic.
In closing, the ghost raped that bitch and it was AMAZING. Got me a wee bit hard, if you know what I'm saying chap!
Nate sits there in awe.
Creeping Death: Silence is a relative or total lack of sound. An environment with sound below 20 decibels is considered quiet or silent.
I say, do I need to draw you a chart?
Nate just sits there. Creeping Death takes a napkin and begins drawing. CD slides the napkin to Nate when he is finished, and the camera zooms in on it.
Nate looks at CD with a straight face.
Nate Nytro: That was unnecessary. Plus the 't' is cut off, you clown.
Creeping Death: No, my good man, I say unnecessary is adding a 'U' to the words 'color' and 'flavor'! I'm clearly making up for us English adding letters by leaving one out!
Nate Nytro: You're right.
Creeping Death: The most common relative directions are: left, right, forward, backward, up, and down.
Nate Nytro: Are you going to mention wrestling, or WCF, or Jack of Blades at all?
Creeping Death: Professional wrestling is the performance, management, and marketing of a form of entertainment based on elements of catch wrestling, mixed martial arts, and theater. Modern professional wrestling usually features striking and grappling techniques, which are modelled after diverse sets of global wrestling and pugilistic styles.
The Fédération Internationale des Échecs or World Chess Federation is an international organization that connects the various national chess federations around the world. It is usually referred to as FIDE, its French acronym.
Known widely as the oldest and strongest of Heroes, as well as the most evil and feared, Jack's face is perpetually concealed by a white mask with a strange pattern. The Hero ultimately learns that it was Jack who destroyed his hometown and killed his father. Jack seeks the power of the Sword of Aeons, which can only be activated by the Archon bloodline found in the Hero's family. Once he uses Maze to gain the key to unlock the sword, Jack lays siege to the Heroes' Guild and nearly kills the Guildmaster. After Jack takes the Sword of Aeons, he kills Scarlet Robe and engages in an epic battle against the Hero, during which he is ultimately slain, thus ending the original game. In Fable: The Lost Chapters, it is revealed that Jack is not a mortal man, but rather an ancient entity that predates humanity and even the age of gods and demons. Jack's spirit lives inside the mask, and has used countless host bodies to influence Albion from century to century. After his initial defeat, Jack's soul escapes and takes the form of an enormous dragon sealed behind the Bronze Gate near Archon's Shrine. The Hero uses Jack's mask to gather three Hero souls and open the Bronze Gate, then proceeds to slay Jack's new form. The player is then given the final task of casting the mask into the volcano and destroying it, thus banishing Jack from Albion forever. If the player fails to act, the Hero will end up wearing Jack's mask and taking over his identity and reign of terror.
Nate Nytro looks at CD, just stands up and leaves.
Creeping Death: I say, chap, where are you off to?
Nate doesn't answer CD. He just leaves.
Creeping Death: The donkey or ass, Equus asinus, is a domesticated animal of the horse family, Equidae.
The scene fades out with CD taking another sip of his Mountain Dew, pinky high into the air.
