Post by Torture on Sept 19, 2006 16:20:36 GMT -5
- We open up to a lovely scene brought to you by the Estates Ala Tort. We zoom into Tortures bedroom. He's sweating like a hog in a hundred degree heat. Speaking of heat, the sun is shinning into the window. Torture sits up on the bed and looks straight into the camera. He just worked out, and the sweat that beads off of him is dripping to the floor.
Torture: Cheeba, you really have no idea what the hell you are talking about do you? This is going to be very intresting, and full of facts. We'll start with something you mumbled out of your low-card body. Something about challenging me for my title, straight up and full out. Then you tell me that the Title means nothing to you. Which one is it. You're worse than Bush during Election. So, you want to challenge me, not for my title, but then for my title, but it really doesn't mean anything to you? I have no idea what you're trying to say. Just say you're like the rest of Americans, and want the quickest claim to fame. At least, you'd have some kind of clarity, right?
- The One and Only, yes, the One and Only (Not to be confused with most arrogant Americans who just want the dough, without working for it. IE: Chino.) One and Only wipes his brow and speaks once again.
Torture: You've beaten everyone I've ever mentioned? You've beat Outcast, Hellz Angel, Mad Dogg, Logan, Mike Maida, X-Rated, Neo, PC Cradle, and Defman? Because I don't think you have. You've never beat the best in Wrestling Championship Federation, Chino and you know it! I'm the quickest and youngest World Champion in the history of Wrestling Championship Federation History, Chino. Something, you'll never ever have.
Class will be in session at School of Pain, Chino, except, i'm the student and you're the teacher. Seven years, huh? Pretty good, there buddy, but what do you have to show for it? I've wrestled for four years, and accomplished more than three wrestlers in WCF who've wrestled for two times the amount I have. You're the teacher, so i'm sure you can figure that problem out.
I've been in WCF since 2004, and before that I was a rookie in XCW for a year and a half, yet, i've wrestled for fifteen years? Chyno, I'm only twenty-one years old! I just turned twenty-one back in June! You kidding me! Hahah. Apparently, you don't study YOUR opponents. I mentioned my past history when I was fueding with Logan. Wait, don't say anything, I know what you're going to say next... You were smoking, and drinking, and didn't have time to hear what I mentioned? Yeah. Thought so. For a teacher, you sure as hell don't know much.
- Torture picks up the WCF Heavyweight Championship Gold and sets it on his lap. He looks into it, and right then, you can just feel he gets something out of it, by just looking at his reflection. He comes to, and begins to speak again.
Torture: Since I said something about drinking and smoking, Here's another thing you should know. I don't do niether one. I don't drink, and you'd know that if you knew some kind of history about Howard Dean and I. Before he betrayed me, He and I were part of the Peoples Championship tour. We talked about things like drugs and alchohol. Because, everyone knows, a 100% pure drinker and smoker, never wins a World Title. Mr. Chino, you should know that, of all people. You are a teacher.
What I fail to understand, because of your lack to educate with truths, and facts, is that how you can tell me, I need to stop making up lies for my own reality? If I told lies, it wouldn't be my reality, it would be my fantasy in a backwards reality, wouldn't it? Of course it would. My reality, is that I never tell lies, nor drink, nor smoke, and I don't need that stuff, because I'm a World Champion. I represent the World in Wrestling Championship Federation. If I told lies for a mock-reality, then I'd be a representitive for the United States, not the World.
- Torture sets the World Championship hardware onto the floor by his feet. He slips his red and white Nikes off his feet.
Torture: Chino, this Sunday, the reality will take place. We will wrestle, yes.. wrestle, you can do that after you smoke right? We will wrestle, and I will come out on top, because your obviously not mentally ready for this challenge. You made a challenge thinking you could beat me, but I know for a fact that you won't leave School of Pain with the title. So, Chino, use your own advice. Move over and let the Future tackle the world of Wrestle. I mean.. I am the Champion of the World, right?
Alright, Professor. Chino. I'm out! Religious Mosque!
- Scene fades out as Torture takes his wifebeater off his body and lays back on his bed.
Torture: Cheeba, you really have no idea what the hell you are talking about do you? This is going to be very intresting, and full of facts. We'll start with something you mumbled out of your low-card body. Something about challenging me for my title, straight up and full out. Then you tell me that the Title means nothing to you. Which one is it. You're worse than Bush during Election. So, you want to challenge me, not for my title, but then for my title, but it really doesn't mean anything to you? I have no idea what you're trying to say. Just say you're like the rest of Americans, and want the quickest claim to fame. At least, you'd have some kind of clarity, right?
- The One and Only, yes, the One and Only (Not to be confused with most arrogant Americans who just want the dough, without working for it. IE: Chino.) One and Only wipes his brow and speaks once again.
Torture: You've beaten everyone I've ever mentioned? You've beat Outcast, Hellz Angel, Mad Dogg, Logan, Mike Maida, X-Rated, Neo, PC Cradle, and Defman? Because I don't think you have. You've never beat the best in Wrestling Championship Federation, Chino and you know it! I'm the quickest and youngest World Champion in the history of Wrestling Championship Federation History, Chino. Something, you'll never ever have.
Class will be in session at School of Pain, Chino, except, i'm the student and you're the teacher. Seven years, huh? Pretty good, there buddy, but what do you have to show for it? I've wrestled for four years, and accomplished more than three wrestlers in WCF who've wrestled for two times the amount I have. You're the teacher, so i'm sure you can figure that problem out.
I've been in WCF since 2004, and before that I was a rookie in XCW for a year and a half, yet, i've wrestled for fifteen years? Chyno, I'm only twenty-one years old! I just turned twenty-one back in June! You kidding me! Hahah. Apparently, you don't study YOUR opponents. I mentioned my past history when I was fueding with Logan. Wait, don't say anything, I know what you're going to say next... You were smoking, and drinking, and didn't have time to hear what I mentioned? Yeah. Thought so. For a teacher, you sure as hell don't know much.
- Torture picks up the WCF Heavyweight Championship Gold and sets it on his lap. He looks into it, and right then, you can just feel he gets something out of it, by just looking at his reflection. He comes to, and begins to speak again.
Torture: Since I said something about drinking and smoking, Here's another thing you should know. I don't do niether one. I don't drink, and you'd know that if you knew some kind of history about Howard Dean and I. Before he betrayed me, He and I were part of the Peoples Championship tour. We talked about things like drugs and alchohol. Because, everyone knows, a 100% pure drinker and smoker, never wins a World Title. Mr. Chino, you should know that, of all people. You are a teacher.
What I fail to understand, because of your lack to educate with truths, and facts, is that how you can tell me, I need to stop making up lies for my own reality? If I told lies, it wouldn't be my reality, it would be my fantasy in a backwards reality, wouldn't it? Of course it would. My reality, is that I never tell lies, nor drink, nor smoke, and I don't need that stuff, because I'm a World Champion. I represent the World in Wrestling Championship Federation. If I told lies for a mock-reality, then I'd be a representitive for the United States, not the World.
- Torture sets the World Championship hardware onto the floor by his feet. He slips his red and white Nikes off his feet.
Torture: Chino, this Sunday, the reality will take place. We will wrestle, yes.. wrestle, you can do that after you smoke right? We will wrestle, and I will come out on top, because your obviously not mentally ready for this challenge. You made a challenge thinking you could beat me, but I know for a fact that you won't leave School of Pain with the title. So, Chino, use your own advice. Move over and let the Future tackle the world of Wrestle. I mean.. I am the Champion of the World, right?
Alright, Professor. Chino. I'm out! Religious Mosque!
- Scene fades out as Torture takes his wifebeater off his body and lays back on his bed.
