My Fav Lines from Rps this week 36
Apr 26, 2015 22:40:24 GMT -5
Alex Richards, Kaz, and 9 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Apr 26, 2015 22:40:24 GMT -5
"At this sound, the Arabic clerk opens his eyes and sees the scar-faced madman heaving at him with a bony finger down his throat. There's no time for him to step back before Vulgar unleashes a potent stream of black bile directly into his chest." -Vulgar
"Unfortunately…for you…someone opened my eyes to a plague. And, here we are. I’ve become the problem you’d love to deal with. The best part is…I’m not alone." -Grime
"He seems to not know a wristwatch from a wrist lock. He’s effective in aggression only." -II (Deuce)
"So long ago you believe his soul ascended into the heavens. But I have seen where he withers in the agony of flames. And in the depths of the darkest dungeons of his demise I have heard his screams of eternal torment." -Dark Prince
"But, I am a monster. And, I don't care what anyone thinks of me." -Mikey eXtreme
"But, remember you also said that desperate times call for desperate measures. And I need to take action. Forgive me…" -Eve Vega
"One thing you’ll learn about me as we go through this journey together is I don’t put out a front. What you see with me is what you get. The person I am in the ring is the same person you see before you right now, just more amped. I don’t try to be someone I’m not rather than embrace the person I’ve become today." -Danny Anderson
"As he tried to retrace his steps and find out where there paths diverged, he found himself only more troubled." -Howard Black
"Adams: Maybe I'm not the best at first impressions. *shrugs*" -Spencer Adams
"I just swore on the Giant Spaghetti monster. I take that shit seriously. If you get out of Pastafarism you can't have anymore carbonera , or Primavera, or spaghetti, or chicken Parmesan or any pasta at all. Do I look like a guy who doesn't want pasta?" -Alex Richards
"Her twitter feed turned from the most turgid rubbish in the entire federation, and this is a place where Pantheon still exist, so saying a lot, into the most marvellous thing since the birth of Joey Flash." -Joey Flash
"After I hit him with God’s Paradox he looked up at me with those same sullen eyes that I had seen in a man who deserved nothing and I felt what I was lacking in my life." -Gemini Battle
"I always find myself in the ring with mountains, and monsters, and giants. Yet here I stand, victorious over all of them, with a strap of leather and gold over my shoulder as a testament to my badass-itude." -Jay Omega
"Yeah, I know the environment. I know it quite well. Going back to the old “stomping grounds”. The place I had to defend myself on a daily basis because I’m “different”. “Special” would be another term, because I survived what Detroit threw at me. Because I’m smarter than Detroit, and I’m stronger, and tougher than anything else to ever come from there." -II (Deuce)
"Sorry to break out to you, boys, but it won't happen the way you think it will." -Q-Ball
"Freeman sits at a baby grand piano off to the left of the entrance. He doesn’t see Dune, and Dune doesn’t say anything. The song comes to an end, and the echo of the final notes fades into silence. It’s thick when Dune cuts through it." -Dune
"You think being able to jump high is going to win you this match? It only gives me more time to catch you midair and assist gravity with your fall." -Dune
"The pain i endured just to make it home on a daily basis some times i think was worst then any fire fight i had in my career." -Snapz
"Not enough beers in the world, you gross slut. C'est la vie." -Vulgar
"We live in the era of the zombified motherfuckers. We live in the age of the unthinking masses. It pains me to say that because I am a man of the people, and there are some truly great consciences and intellects among us, but it is undeniably true that there are just as many if not more who have failed to see the light of enlightenment." -Bobby Cairo
"You’ll have to fucking cripple me. You’ll have to leave me coughing up blood and spitting out fragments of bone. You’ll have to leave my spine hanging on by a thread. You see what this is Kaz is a race. A race to be the first one to cross that finish line by decimating your opponent, and as I said earlier, you just haven’t got that spark in your engine." -Occulo
"I went home, to see that the police have not quite departed the scene. Either way, I was hot and tired, and there was no way they were going to run me out of my own house." -II (Deuce)
"How tragically common and cliche it is for you to think his death could be something as simple as revenge. My dear officer Gasquet, this murder is nothing short of an art form. Something I have been bred for, waited for, suffered over, precisely and strategically planned since the moment I could suck milk from my mother's breast and utter the English language. It was designed before my very creation, it is my purpose and reason for my existence. Revenge ha! Oh how utterly adorable you are Mr Gasquet." -Celeste
"You see, Grime, you cannot know the sweetness of victory without first dwelling in the agony of defeat." -Thomas Bates
"I'm free of any outside distractions. There's no more Sophia. Nobody left for me to try and stand tall as a pillar of righteousness for...in other words, I ain't got no strings to hold me down. That, my friend...that is truly a liberating experience. Marraige is a dead institution...and your marraige to that United States Championship is null and void come Aftermath, my friend." -Kaz Monstuh
"I'm so furious at that egg sucking dog I can't even remember who else is in this match and don't care." -Adam Young
"Honey Badger don't use lube. Check that shit the plane." -Zombie McMorris
"I will run rabid all over this match, eating the flesh of those poor souls that were given the misfortune to be placed in there with me. Bathing in the warmth of their blood" -Mikey eXtreme
"I pinned the United States Champion. I should start calling myself the unofficial number one contender for the United States title being I hold a victory over Occulo." -Danny Anderson
"I don't know. Up is down, black is white and Warner Bros turned The Joker into a Hot Topic shopping, basic white girl tattoo having, indy music listening to jackass. And he probably vapes. Nothing makes sense in this world anymore!" -Jayson Price
"This will be my last match for quite some time.. win loose or draw Mystic will remain in the history archives.. I've been here for only a few months.. and I have opened the eyes of the masses.. I have shown you a world that you have shrugged off.. if you have learned anything, be aware.. unlock that open part of your mind and grow as a athlete.. grow as a person." -Mystic
"So it took us a little bit, but we've finally got ourselves on the same sheet of music. We're of the same feeling when it comes to our opponents." -II (Deuce)
"A crestfallen Robert Cairo held the barrel of the Glock to his uberbrill-YUNT Jewbrainium and closed his eyes as he fixed to pull the trigger." -Bobby Cairo
"Then drown this world in it’s own fucking blood! Hold it’s head under until it signs the contract. Then? Kill it’s children. Slit their gasping throats in front of the world’s tearful eyes. Ignore their pleas for clemency. Kill everything! Burn the world down...just because it stuttered when it answered. Give them terror, Crow. Give them terror like they’ve never fucking witnessed." -Scarecrow
"I've given myself over to a higher power, but I'm still in the drivers seat." -Kaz Monstuh
"Don’t mistake me, we’ll dance. I’ll dance with you until the bell sounds and I’m being dragged away from your bleeding body" -Celeste
"Mayhem begins to shake his leg violently while sitting in his chair as the scenes repeat in increasing intervals. He reaches up and pulls his head down in to him arms as he begins to rock. All three Logan’s that are being cast in front of Mayhem begin to step out of their respective scenes and merge in to one translucent Logan. That image of Logan makes eye contact with Mayhem and begins to walk toward him with out blinking." -Marc Mayhem
"Never mind. Your tag title looks pretty. Honestly." -Occulo
"Now I'm going to be one beer less hung over. That's bad news for Wicked and the Damp Man. I was trying to get hung over enough to make the match semi competitive." -Alex Richards
"For every minute of every day I will hurt people! I will bring sorrow to each and every one of you until I am satisfied with what I have done. You want to fuck with my happifulness?! Now... Hahahaha... NOW!!! I fuck with YOU!!!" -Katherine Phoenix
"I will win the match..." -Joey Flash
"Pacman!" -Adam Young
"Didn’t you get the memo? The movement...they moved on." -Scarecrow
"I've been here less than a year, and my name's already spoken in hushed whispers." -Jay Omega
"With that, the little boy returned to smashing the action figures together in imaginary combat, making action sounds with his mouth as he did so. Sarah returned the phone to those full pink lips of hers." -Howard Black
""Imperium?" a right said fatty with a bald head wearing a Maple Leafs jersey muttered. "Fuck does that even mean? And who writes graffiti in gold spraypaint? Fuckin' n00b." -Bobby Cairo
"Last week his big plans of settling, securing a stable future, and finding success had seemed so real, now they were just dregs at the bottom of a beer bottle." -Florian Stark
"A letter delivered to Mayhem's butthole" -Logan
"Smoke Ghost Dong-Wang Kim: Boom Shakalaka! You want fries with that, baby?" -Vulgar
"Unfortunately…for you…someone opened my eyes to a plague. And, here we are. I’ve become the problem you’d love to deal with. The best part is…I’m not alone." -Grime
"He seems to not know a wristwatch from a wrist lock. He’s effective in aggression only." -II (Deuce)
"So long ago you believe his soul ascended into the heavens. But I have seen where he withers in the agony of flames. And in the depths of the darkest dungeons of his demise I have heard his screams of eternal torment." -Dark Prince
"But, I am a monster. And, I don't care what anyone thinks of me." -Mikey eXtreme
"But, remember you also said that desperate times call for desperate measures. And I need to take action. Forgive me…" -Eve Vega
"One thing you’ll learn about me as we go through this journey together is I don’t put out a front. What you see with me is what you get. The person I am in the ring is the same person you see before you right now, just more amped. I don’t try to be someone I’m not rather than embrace the person I’ve become today." -Danny Anderson
"As he tried to retrace his steps and find out where there paths diverged, he found himself only more troubled." -Howard Black
"Adams: Maybe I'm not the best at first impressions. *shrugs*" -Spencer Adams
"I just swore on the Giant Spaghetti monster. I take that shit seriously. If you get out of Pastafarism you can't have anymore carbonera , or Primavera, or spaghetti, or chicken Parmesan or any pasta at all. Do I look like a guy who doesn't want pasta?" -Alex Richards
"Her twitter feed turned from the most turgid rubbish in the entire federation, and this is a place where Pantheon still exist, so saying a lot, into the most marvellous thing since the birth of Joey Flash." -Joey Flash
"After I hit him with God’s Paradox he looked up at me with those same sullen eyes that I had seen in a man who deserved nothing and I felt what I was lacking in my life." -Gemini Battle
"I always find myself in the ring with mountains, and monsters, and giants. Yet here I stand, victorious over all of them, with a strap of leather and gold over my shoulder as a testament to my badass-itude." -Jay Omega
"Yeah, I know the environment. I know it quite well. Going back to the old “stomping grounds”. The place I had to defend myself on a daily basis because I’m “different”. “Special” would be another term, because I survived what Detroit threw at me. Because I’m smarter than Detroit, and I’m stronger, and tougher than anything else to ever come from there." -II (Deuce)
"Sorry to break out to you, boys, but it won't happen the way you think it will." -Q-Ball
"Freeman sits at a baby grand piano off to the left of the entrance. He doesn’t see Dune, and Dune doesn’t say anything. The song comes to an end, and the echo of the final notes fades into silence. It’s thick when Dune cuts through it." -Dune
"You think being able to jump high is going to win you this match? It only gives me more time to catch you midair and assist gravity with your fall." -Dune
"The pain i endured just to make it home on a daily basis some times i think was worst then any fire fight i had in my career." -Snapz
"Not enough beers in the world, you gross slut. C'est la vie." -Vulgar
"We live in the era of the zombified motherfuckers. We live in the age of the unthinking masses. It pains me to say that because I am a man of the people, and there are some truly great consciences and intellects among us, but it is undeniably true that there are just as many if not more who have failed to see the light of enlightenment." -Bobby Cairo
"You’ll have to fucking cripple me. You’ll have to leave me coughing up blood and spitting out fragments of bone. You’ll have to leave my spine hanging on by a thread. You see what this is Kaz is a race. A race to be the first one to cross that finish line by decimating your opponent, and as I said earlier, you just haven’t got that spark in your engine." -Occulo
"I went home, to see that the police have not quite departed the scene. Either way, I was hot and tired, and there was no way they were going to run me out of my own house." -II (Deuce)
"How tragically common and cliche it is for you to think his death could be something as simple as revenge. My dear officer Gasquet, this murder is nothing short of an art form. Something I have been bred for, waited for, suffered over, precisely and strategically planned since the moment I could suck milk from my mother's breast and utter the English language. It was designed before my very creation, it is my purpose and reason for my existence. Revenge ha! Oh how utterly adorable you are Mr Gasquet." -Celeste
"You see, Grime, you cannot know the sweetness of victory without first dwelling in the agony of defeat." -Thomas Bates
"I'm free of any outside distractions. There's no more Sophia. Nobody left for me to try and stand tall as a pillar of righteousness for...in other words, I ain't got no strings to hold me down. That, my friend...that is truly a liberating experience. Marraige is a dead institution...and your marraige to that United States Championship is null and void come Aftermath, my friend." -Kaz Monstuh
"I'm so furious at that egg sucking dog I can't even remember who else is in this match and don't care." -Adam Young
"Honey Badger don't use lube. Check that shit the plane." -Zombie McMorris
"I will run rabid all over this match, eating the flesh of those poor souls that were given the misfortune to be placed in there with me. Bathing in the warmth of their blood" -Mikey eXtreme
"I pinned the United States Champion. I should start calling myself the unofficial number one contender for the United States title being I hold a victory over Occulo." -Danny Anderson
"I don't know. Up is down, black is white and Warner Bros turned The Joker into a Hot Topic shopping, basic white girl tattoo having, indy music listening to jackass. And he probably vapes. Nothing makes sense in this world anymore!" -Jayson Price
"This will be my last match for quite some time.. win loose or draw Mystic will remain in the history archives.. I've been here for only a few months.. and I have opened the eyes of the masses.. I have shown you a world that you have shrugged off.. if you have learned anything, be aware.. unlock that open part of your mind and grow as a athlete.. grow as a person." -Mystic
"So it took us a little bit, but we've finally got ourselves on the same sheet of music. We're of the same feeling when it comes to our opponents." -II (Deuce)
"A crestfallen Robert Cairo held the barrel of the Glock to his uberbrill-YUNT Jewbrainium and closed his eyes as he fixed to pull the trigger." -Bobby Cairo
"Then drown this world in it’s own fucking blood! Hold it’s head under until it signs the contract. Then? Kill it’s children. Slit their gasping throats in front of the world’s tearful eyes. Ignore their pleas for clemency. Kill everything! Burn the world down...just because it stuttered when it answered. Give them terror, Crow. Give them terror like they’ve never fucking witnessed." -Scarecrow
"I've given myself over to a higher power, but I'm still in the drivers seat." -Kaz Monstuh
"Don’t mistake me, we’ll dance. I’ll dance with you until the bell sounds and I’m being dragged away from your bleeding body" -Celeste
"Mayhem begins to shake his leg violently while sitting in his chair as the scenes repeat in increasing intervals. He reaches up and pulls his head down in to him arms as he begins to rock. All three Logan’s that are being cast in front of Mayhem begin to step out of their respective scenes and merge in to one translucent Logan. That image of Logan makes eye contact with Mayhem and begins to walk toward him with out blinking." -Marc Mayhem
"Never mind. Your tag title looks pretty. Honestly." -Occulo
"Now I'm going to be one beer less hung over. That's bad news for Wicked and the Damp Man. I was trying to get hung over enough to make the match semi competitive." -Alex Richards
"For every minute of every day I will hurt people! I will bring sorrow to each and every one of you until I am satisfied with what I have done. You want to fuck with my happifulness?! Now... Hahahaha... NOW!!! I fuck with YOU!!!" -Katherine Phoenix
"I will win the match..." -Joey Flash
"Pacman!" -Adam Young
"Didn’t you get the memo? The movement...they moved on." -Scarecrow
"I've been here less than a year, and my name's already spoken in hushed whispers." -Jay Omega
"With that, the little boy returned to smashing the action figures together in imaginary combat, making action sounds with his mouth as he did so. Sarah returned the phone to those full pink lips of hers." -Howard Black
""Imperium?" a right said fatty with a bald head wearing a Maple Leafs jersey muttered. "Fuck does that even mean? And who writes graffiti in gold spraypaint? Fuckin' n00b." -Bobby Cairo
"Last week his big plans of settling, securing a stable future, and finding success had seemed so real, now they were just dregs at the bottom of a beer bottle." -Florian Stark
"A letter delivered to Mayhem's butthole" -Logan
"Smoke Ghost Dong-Wang Kim: Boom Shakalaka! You want fries with that, baby?" -Vulgar
