Post by Jack of Blades on Oct 18, 2006 19:09:57 GMT -5
(From the files of Jack of Blades, Bsa. (Bronze Swimming Award)
Target Alias:
Reckless Jack
Real Name (If Known):
Emo McEmoson
Image:
Preferred Pet Names:
-The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Crying Over Redundant Shit,
-Fallout Boy Fan Club Member No. 1/2 (Read as 1 out of 2, Jesper is the other.)
Starring Roles:
-The Self-Harm of King George,
-How To Lose A Girl And Spend The Entirety Of The Next Ten Days Writing Letters Addressed To Her With All The Emotional Tact Of Someone Shooting Kittens,
Target History:
Born a female, Reckless Jack's constant outbursts of emotional erraticism can be put down to the fact he has ovaries. Big ones that grow every time, someone, wherever they are on the globe listens to Fightstar. Ostracized by his classmates for having ovaries, Reckless Jack found comfort in the music of Neil Diamond. Finally, meeting his hero, Reckless Jack realized the beauty of the world and began his own band. Under the title 'WHAM', Reckless Jack acheived moderate success but decided to settle down and find a girl. This girl was Bertha, the monobrowed Egyptian with halitosis. Finding true love with Bertha, everything seemed good for The Reckless One. That was until his ovaries started tingling on one fine day. Following his innate ovary abilities to sense danger, he moved to the upstairs bedroom to find Bertha in bed with Neil Diamond. Losing the only happiness he had ever known, Reckless Jack began a crusade to bring his unique style of pissant whining and attention-seeking narcissism to a larger platform. Here. Reckless Jack enjoys skateboarding and cutting randomly 'clever' (not clever, shit) words into his arm to express his inner self.
Known Allies:
-Fallout Boy,
-His Female Genitalia,
Known Enemies:
-Neil Diamond,
-Therapists,
-People Who Share The Same Name,
-That Punk With The Initials In Front Of His Name. Plagiarist, apparently.
Special Abilities or Talents:
-Can shed a tear on cue,
-Ovaries give him the ability to predict the future,
Unconfirmed Rumours:
-Has enough estrogen in his body to explode. Confirmed: False. Reckless Jack gets regular 'defeminate' booster jabs to prevent such an accident.
-Close proximity to Reckless can cause ovaries to grow inside of you. Confirmed: True. Do not let him bleed or shed a tear on you.
-Is delusional beyond expectations. Confirmed: True. He has a false fantasy of the Team of Treachery helping me defeat Skyler at XIII.
Additional Notes:
None. He is very boring.
Rating:
2/10. Rising if he does something 'Reckless' like drink orange juice after brushing his teeth or wearing a coat in Summer.
Target Alias:
Reckless Jack
Real Name (If Known):
Emo McEmoson
Image:
Preferred Pet Names:
-The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Crying Over Redundant Shit,
-Fallout Boy Fan Club Member No. 1/2 (Read as 1 out of 2, Jesper is the other.)
Starring Roles:
-The Self-Harm of King George,
-How To Lose A Girl And Spend The Entirety Of The Next Ten Days Writing Letters Addressed To Her With All The Emotional Tact Of Someone Shooting Kittens,
Target History:
Born a female, Reckless Jack's constant outbursts of emotional erraticism can be put down to the fact he has ovaries. Big ones that grow every time, someone, wherever they are on the globe listens to Fightstar. Ostracized by his classmates for having ovaries, Reckless Jack found comfort in the music of Neil Diamond. Finally, meeting his hero, Reckless Jack realized the beauty of the world and began his own band. Under the title 'WHAM', Reckless Jack acheived moderate success but decided to settle down and find a girl. This girl was Bertha, the monobrowed Egyptian with halitosis. Finding true love with Bertha, everything seemed good for The Reckless One. That was until his ovaries started tingling on one fine day. Following his innate ovary abilities to sense danger, he moved to the upstairs bedroom to find Bertha in bed with Neil Diamond. Losing the only happiness he had ever known, Reckless Jack began a crusade to bring his unique style of pissant whining and attention-seeking narcissism to a larger platform. Here. Reckless Jack enjoys skateboarding and cutting randomly 'clever' (not clever, shit) words into his arm to express his inner self.
Known Allies:
-Fallout Boy,
-His Female Genitalia,
Known Enemies:
-Neil Diamond,
-Therapists,
-People Who Share The Same Name,
-That Punk With The Initials In Front Of His Name. Plagiarist, apparently.
Special Abilities or Talents:
-Can shed a tear on cue,
-Ovaries give him the ability to predict the future,
Unconfirmed Rumours:
-Has enough estrogen in his body to explode. Confirmed: False. Reckless Jack gets regular 'defeminate' booster jabs to prevent such an accident.
-Close proximity to Reckless can cause ovaries to grow inside of you. Confirmed: True. Do not let him bleed or shed a tear on you.
-Is delusional beyond expectations. Confirmed: True. He has a false fantasy of the Team of Treachery helping me defeat Skyler at XIII.
Additional Notes:
None. He is very boring.
Rating:
2/10. Rising if he does something 'Reckless' like drink orange juice after brushing his teeth or wearing a coat in Summer.
