My Fav Lines from Rps this week 35

[Natural ICE Beckman]

"It's time for the KazMonstuh to earn his BoomCock stripes and take that HAHDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP away from you on a murder most heinous." -KazMonstuh

"Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. I will feed them, clothe them, and give them a comfortable place to sleep." -Jay Omega

"“glrop falbpt neeek alth machooo”, garbled the unthick ass alien.          “Uh...what the fuck did he just say? What is this? A Dark Prince promo?”" -KazMonstuh

"Controversy was the key. You saw women getting power bombed through tables, getting beaten up or kidnapped. Then what happens? Some 13-year-old boy puts a six-year-old girl in a headlock and slams her head on a table until she dies." -Howard Black

"Tyson uses his mike Tyson punch and smashes the diamond in to a million pieces and then biohazard spits TOXIC OOOOOZZZEE all over it. and it disappears into the thin mountain air" -Tyson Walker

"The punchline is that I’m beginning to think despite all of Marc Mayhem’s aggression that he may be enjoying this as much as me. He feels more of a partner to me now than he ever did. Perhaps I’ll find another way of stabbing his spirits again, see how much the man is truly capable of absorbing." -Logan

"You want to go to war with us? With The BoomCocks? With the KazMonstuh? Well, my man, you just declared defeat." -KazMonstuh

"Every good hero requires a villain to push his limits, and act as a foil. Every good story needs some darkness to overcome." -Jay Omega

"The indomitable Poon Guinea, presented by Popeye's Chicken N Biscuits, y'all!!! Yeah. Yeah, with the white gravy n everything. I KNOW, ME TOO! Umm, ^cough^ excuse me...the secret service and I decided that would be a great place to hit up after we split out this bitch..." -KazMonstuh

"He hung suspended in a void, wearing the darkness like a burial shroud." -Jay Omega

"He felt an unexplainable energy well up within him; unlike anything he'd ever felt while awake, and he pushed it out toward the wall. The ornate gold light fixture flickered beneath its plaid lampshade, and the faded paint began to shift and shimmer before his eyes. He collapsed to all fours, shards of glass sliced into his palms but he didn't care; that was the first time the wall had responded. It wasn't much, but it was enough to give him hope." -Jay Omega

"I’m not a prissy little girl that is afraid of breaking a nail. I am also not against kicking you in your—           Evelyn shivers as she gets chills at the thought of even mentioning what she is about to say.                Eve: Man parts." Eve Vega

"For what? To give people excitement when the last time Seth Lerch was exciting was when he paid off Pantheon to let him win a 6 man tag at XIII. I have more excitin' things goin' on when I look at a tree." -Grime

"Sure, you take the chair shots to the head, bleed a little...but even women bleed for seven days a month but you don't see them puffing out their chests and bragging about it. They attempt to cover it up and pretend it never happened, not wield the fact like a shield." -KazMonstuh

"In these veins are the blood of a beast. And what I bring to the ring may not be so much as a wrestling talent...but, I am a fighter. I have put many men in the Emergency Rooms across the country. I've paralyzed numerous punks on the street. All because these tough guys wanted to see if the big man was just a weight lifting junkie. That ain't me!" -Maddox

"I've earned my stripes here in the WCF, I fought threw the good years and the bad years. I'm not one of you little pukes who thinks everything should be handed to them right now. You have to earn respect in the WCF and I'm planning on beat some respect out of your little pale ass in Montreal." -Adam Young

"It’s not easy for Gemini to go out in public. He has two choices, prepare for the screams and the looks that come with his presence, or simply prepare for the looks." -Gemini Battle

"It's about time you got here; Borat seems to be getting antsy because we haven't said all that much about him." -Jay Omega

"But, there are times when desire must be set aside and what is deemed necessary must take place. The world of the WCF as you know it is changing. You may fight and struggle against the force that comes, but there is no denying the fact that it will arrive." -Dark Prince

"Kaz felt a crimp in his stomach that probably meant something bad...but he couldn't peg it on the situatiom at hand. No, the cause of it was indeterminable. He shook the feeling off and went back to the mission at hand." -KazMonstuh

"And that I can bring down some funky offense on your unsuspecting skull." -II (Deuce)

"No, I won’t humiliate you, but I will humble you." -Dune

"The Vapor Kings have new boots on and are going to fill them with any blood they can get their hands on." -Occulo

"I imagine it's nice and cool in the shade, Jerry, but you've decided to step out into your own light, haven't you? Pity for you that the light you've stepped into is a forest fire, and you are ill-equipped to face the heat." -Jay Omega

"This isn’t a playground, this isn’t something that you can just watch and television and then stroll right into the big leagues and perform. I couldn’t hit a Clayton Kershaw fastball nor throw down an alley oop from CP3 so what gives with this? We even give explicit fucking warnings ‘Don’t try this at home’ but no that warning doesn’t work with the likes of people as dense as you does it Eve?" -Joey Flash

"I don't need a secret weapon. I don't need to unleash the Monstuh because it lives inside of me everyday. It's a vile, bloodthirsty KREACHUH and it relishes every second of it." -KazMonstuh

"If Herr Irrgarten wishes to make bold threats against my life, I feel it prudent to at least give him good cause. After all, taking my life over something as small as fifteen pounds of leather and gold is rather petty, don't you think? But if I were to have a hostage; someone so close to him, so... fertile. Mmmmm... Well, he'd be justified in ending my existence then, wouldn't you think?" -Jay Omega

"His resolve was steadfast: obsidian, as his mind. He stood there, breathing heavily, as Colin regained his composure. A cut was present over his left eye, and a chunk of his ear was missing, presumably lost in the fight. Kaz wasn't FAWKING around. He was gonna take whatever he needed to. Championships. Flesh. It was all fair game." -KazMonstuh

"Y'all are reachin' now, ain'tcha, boy? Musterin' up whatever courage ya got for that last mad dash to safety before the collector comes a-callin'. Since y'all're contemplatin' a Faustian bargain o' yer own, let me make a suggestion? Maybe ask that mouthy songbird if he can rustle you up a set o' stones, since yer original set is now somehow rattlin' around in yer head." -Jay Omega

"The Laughing Man! Perhaps he only laughs because the terrors of this world are too great! Perhaps he laughs because the horrors he has seen deserve not tears but mockery? The Man Who Laughs laughs not for joy but for spite! The universe has turned its back on him, it has sent him only pain and suffering, and he laughs! Laughs at the face of this pain and suffering, laughs at the face of despair and sorrow." -Caraid

"Its a strange time to be in the WCF, even stranger than before." -II (Deuce)

"Don't cry, laugh, because it was me that destroyed you..." -Q-Ball

"Jealousy. Not just envy of my youth and vigor; of an athleticism that eclipses anything you’re capable of; of a fan base that doesn’t smell of a unique melange of stewed prunes, hospital disinfectant, and urine. I’m better looking, too. The total package. And I don’t have to surround myself with the unskilled, the weak-willed, and the unfulfilled." -Dark Johnny

"But pray tell, Sir Kazward, what hath happened to thee every single time thou contested the Aetherweb title, hmm? Failure most foul, that's what. Thou art but a choke artist, Sir Kazward; able to "spit hot fire" as part of some traveling menagerie's sideshow, but incapable of standing up under the weight of thy own words when it truly matters most." -Jay Omega

"You’ll also notice there is no image on your screen. That is by design. Why should I stand here exposed to the world? Why should my first time back on WCF television be of me standing on some sound stage somewhere, in high-definition, so you can scrutinize my every movement, my every feature? Why should I chance your attention diverted?" -Randall Kash

"Thunder boomed and lightning cracked all around her. She fought back tears because she was tired. Not just physically, but she was wary of it all. Tired of being the victim caught up in Kaz's bullshit." -KazMonstuh

"As subject K4Z-M4ZY is no longer speaking on its own behalf, subject K4Z-M4ZY has been downgraded to threat level: Minor. Protocol unit R0-M4N is irrelevant to the scheduled conflict, but since subject K4Z-M4ZY seems to have lost its nuts and bolts as well as its vocal synthesizer," -Jay Omega

"The Movement is what has to happen now.. or there will be no history, no tomorrow and no Future if this doesn't happen sooner than later.. It must be done." -Mystic

"It was the cold metallic pale. That blue frost that painted hushness on your breath. The Subbasement of the Clark County Medical Facility held the counties dead. Rows upon rows. Rooms upon rooms. Little three by three doors held rolling corners and human Popsicle on ice. Just not the Beckman kind. But the Isiah Chavis kind."-ZMAC

"You already sealed your fate as the naïve fool when you decided to walk into this match with the attitude that just because you are walking around with gold still that the wins are just going to come to you." -Danny Anderson

"They watch the target walking closer, as they creep low towards the intended target.... Shannan Lerch. A flash of light appears... Oblivion speaks.*-_.~                Oblivion: Maybe this will get everyone's attention." -Oblivion

"I mean me and Ty, we're bros. We've got this one covered. You're just the icing on the cake. Oozes to faces all over." -Jimmy Wicked

"The only stains that he should be worried about are the stains that will be left on that canvas. When I paint a picture of pain with his blood, sweat, and tears." -Mikey eXtreme

"Then, it is then Mystic, that I will lean down to you. As my grip tightens around your neck, as you struggle for every breath, I will ask you who it was that attacked Bobby Cairo. If I am satisfied with your answer, I may simply pin you and end the match. If I am not satisfied Mystic, if I am not satisfied then I will continue my brutality until your blood flows like a river through the streets of Canada." -Thomas Bates

"Let’s not forget about the trees though. Let’s not forget about the small pictures." -Isaiah Chavis

"Oh my god! Joey Flash actually managed to say something without swearing! Holy shit! Quick! Someone alert the media!" -Katherine Phoenix

"Now, I'm not religious at all, but you need some fuckin' Jesus in your life. At least you should stop being an edgy freshman in high school and see what is actually on your plate. Quit shopping at Hot Topic, I'm pretty sure they don't make shirt sizes in "fat dumb monster," act your age and accept your fate as my new whipping boy." -Corey Black

"I feel a smile creep across my face. I know that it was that exact thing I felt in there. Pure, raw power." -Reginald Dampshaw III

"You say recognition is irrelevant, but after your time on this earth is up - and believe me, it's cummin sooner than you think - recognition will be all you have to go on." -KazMonstuh

"Maddox is in the low card fighting against well, a lot of people in yet another Seth got drunk and threw the card together match. Honest, I find it a bit fun that way though, don’t you?" -Caraid

"My bones can be broken, my flesh can be torn, and my blood can be shed; I have never disagreed with this, or stated otherwise. What you don't seem to understand, Jerry, is that I enjoy such occasions. After spending so much time as an incorporeal aspect on the Astral Planes, even the negative physical sensations like pain are akin to a powerful intoxicant, and the only one I need. We are both beings of flesh and blood, in that regard we are equal. What sets us apart is not size, shape, or skill, but spirit. And yours is lacking, Jerry. Yours is lacking." -Jay Omega

"That blistering white light, baring down the heavy financial responsibilities of a place too big for his dwindling fortune to compensate." -Scarecrow

"You know, speaking of being the popular one, it would really seem as though my name has been on the lips of a lot of people lately." -Jayson Price

"Carolina blue sunglasses lay cracked beneath charcoal military boots having been crushed into the ground. Yet there remained a vague sparkle in the lens, as if reflecting light from some distant horizon on an undiscovered world held within a distorted reality of our own. This information flowed through Florian's synapses for a fleetingly brief moment, and then it was gone, just as quickly as it had arrived." -Florian Stark

[Kash]

Woot! I made the list, though strangely not the line I thought would be there.

[Jay Omega]

It's rarely the line you think it's going to be, that's part of the charm. I could've sworn my little bit about "access denied" was gonna be here, but I got hit with that curveball too.

[Natural ICE Beckman]

And just so everyone knows, I am not doing just a best lines thing, for I also like to point out interesting and creative lines or lines I think truly nail your writing style. Also with newer people I like to pick lines that do a good job of summing up your gimmick or current story line.

But yeah I also like to pick curveball lines, for I find those hardest to hit as a writer in my own work. (pun intended)

[Kash]

Makes sense, and I can see why you chose the bit you did.

[evevega]

Lol he liked my man parts line

[Gemini Battle]

When ice says he picks the lines that best describes the character he really nailed it this week for Gemini. Thanks man.

[Thomas Uriel Bates]

I had a feeling the laughing part with Caraid would end up on here. When I was writing it, I allowed myself to get lost in it. Glad to see I'm not the only one that liked it.