Chino's Drunk

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~The scene opens with Chino sitting in a bar, his head down on the counter as the waitress walks by. Chino lifts his head, his eyes are blood shot red as he begins to laugh in a drunken state, he slowly turns around and notices Smackdown on the television, being completely wasted he begins to yell at the tv.~

Chino "Fuuuuuuckkkkkk Chavo! *Laughs*

~Chino is swaying in his seat as he orders another drink, the bartender looks at Chino and begins a conversation~

Bartender "Sir, I think you had enough......

Chino "Man, I'm 7'2 and almost 400 lbs, your going to tell me when I had enough?!

~Suddenly, three men make their way out of the back, Chino stands up and instantly falls back to his chair, he begins to laugh heavily as one guy walks up to him~

Guy 1 " He said you're done, I think he's right....."

~After a few seconds Chino nods his head, another guy walks over to Chino and pats him on the shoulder~

Guy 2 " It's okay buddy, I know how you feel....."

~Suddenly, the third guy walks up, he reconizes Chino from a WCF show and instantly goes nuts!~

Guy 3 " Dude! That's Fuckin Chino! He's facing Torture this sunday! He's chill, let him drink as much as he wants, he's prolly just soaking it up." *Looks at Chino* "Yo, Chino, you ok bro?"

~Chino stands up and tries to focus on the guy, as wasted as he is, he staggers over to him and begins to talk with a drunken slur~

Chino "You think you know.......Yet you have......Wait, what do you have?" *Laughs*

~All three men look at Chino, shake their heads, and walk away. Chino is left standing alone, He shrugs his shoulders and goes back to his seat, he pounds down a few more drinks as JackHammer walks through the door. Chino spots him and calls him over. The two begin to talk~

Chino "This is my favorite bar, me and Romeo used to come here whenever we wanted some fun, that was back in NWA"....*Laughs*

JackHammer "Bro I can smell the liqour on you, jesus christ!"

~Chino still rocking in his seat almost falling out of it attempts to stand again but falls instantly, he has a drunk smile and begins to laugh his ass off, Jackhammer looks confused and orders a beer~

Chino " Man! This is some bullshit! I had like four drinks or something like that and they are telling me that the train left already! I'm sitting here like an asshole waiting for the giant's game but they said, "Hey they play on sunday" I feel like such an ass!"

JackHammer "Maybe you should stop drinking?"

~Chino laughs again starting to get annoying as JackHammer drinks his beer. Chino somehow makes it to the bathroom as the bartender and Jackhammer has a small conversation~

Bartender "Does he always get this wasted?"

Jackhammer "Eh sometimes, usually before big matches..."

Bartender "Who is his next opponent?"

Jackhammer "Torture.....for the WCF title"

Bartender "Oh man Chino has no shot in hell!"

~Chino comes out of the bathroom as Jackhammer has a smirk on his face, Chino walks over and pats JackHammer on his back~

Bartender "Chino, winning that title sunday?"

~Chino looks confused and contiues to drink~

Chino "Yea sure, whatever you say buddy!"

JackHammer "Chino, I think it's time to go, you need to sober up and rest before your match....."

Chino "Oh please....who am I facing? Drake? I got him beat!" *Burp*

JackHammer "Na bro, your facing torture, for the title too...you can't just go out and get wasted whenever you want!"

Chino "Hey! If lawnmower jones can marry a lawnmower on tv, then I can get as sober as I want!"

~Chino stumbles to his feet and walks out of the door, not before dropping a hundred dollar bill on the counter, Jackhammer's eyes pop open as he chases Chino out the door~

JackHammer "Put it together, he's paying!"

~The two walk out as Jackhammer chases Chino to the truck, Chino is completely wasted~

Chino "Toss me the keys! I'm driving!

~Chino hops in the passenger seat and instantly passes out, Jackhammer climbs into the drivers seat and lets out a sigh of relief as the scene ends Jackhammer drives off~

Jackhammer "Man that was easier than I thought, Chino just don't wake up please"

~As we fade to black we can see Jackhammer drive off as Chino is slouched over in the passenger seat~