Post by Danny Vice on Aug 28, 2006 19:28:00 GMT -5
The scene begins with a camerman walking through the Vice home in San Diego. He walks through the living room and out the backdoor, where Danny is seated on a stool. Danny is wearing a pink paisley shirt and a pair of red and white checkered pants with sandals. He's playing some song that sounds eerily familiar on the guitar.
Danny: …And I remember the day, when you left for Santa Monica – you left me to remain with all your excuses for everything…
Danny stops the guitar playing when he notices the camerman come through the screen door into the backyard.
Oh, sorry. The Vagrant didn't see you come back here. The Vagrant knows exactly what you must be thinking? What would the star of WCF's Ultimate Showdown, the man who completely stole the show, be doing playing a guitar in his backyard, wearing a flowery shirt, some queer checkered pants, and sandals? Well, The Vagrant figures since he has a an all important hardcore match coming up on Slam with Skyler Striker, he had better get into the mind of Skyler Striker...you know, see what makes Skyler Striker tick. So, The Vagrant figured what better way to do that then to really get in the skin of Skyler Striker! The Vagrant even went out and got his own Shay Phoenix. Shay! Shay, darling, come out!
The camera pans left where a large and unattractive hooker walks out the screendoor and into the backyard. She's wearing a swimsuit similar to the one the real Shay Phoenix wore several weeks ago while on vacation with her fiance, Skyler Striker. Her face has a large mole just to the right of her mouth with two noticeable hairs growing out of it.
You don't even have to say it...the resemblance is absolutely remarkable. And like the real Shay Phoenix, she only costs $10 per appearance fee.
Janie Vice (offscreen): Danny! Danny come in here I've made dinner and dessert for you.
The Vagrant stands, sets the guitar down and begins to lead the camerman into the house.
Now, The Vagrant has explained to his dear sister and brother how important this hardcore match at Slam is to him. Hardcore is the beloved style of The Vagrant. He finally has the opportunity to inflict the maximum amount of pain on his counterpart, without fear of disqualification or fine. Come Sunday, that alternative rock listening, flower-shirt wearing Skyler Striker will have nowhere to run except right into the Vicelock.
Danny walks inside the with the camerman just behind him. Janie sets two silver platters on the table with silver lids on them. Danny sits on the opposite side of the table in perfect posture, placing his napkin on his lap.
Now Janie, what did you make for The Vag...err...Skyler Striker tonight?
Well I knew how you wanted to get into the character of Skyler Striker, so I figured I'd make the two dishes Skyler would appreciate the most.
Yeah? And what is that?
The camerman zooms in on the first dish as Janie removes the lids on the platter.
Well, for your main dish tonight, I figured I would make you chicken! When you asked what would Skyler Striker eat for dinner, nothing came to mind except chicken. Yep, chicken, chicken, chicken.
That chicken even looks cooked. Stick a fork in that chicken, it's clearly done. And for dessert?
Janie removes the second lid.
Well, nothing goes better with a Skyler Striker chicken dinner than....CUPCAKES!
Of course, cupcakes.
The camerman takes a step back to show both Vices laughing aloud as the scene fades...
Danny: …And I remember the day, when you left for Santa Monica – you left me to remain with all your excuses for everything…
Danny stops the guitar playing when he notices the camerman come through the screen door into the backyard.
Oh, sorry. The Vagrant didn't see you come back here. The Vagrant knows exactly what you must be thinking? What would the star of WCF's Ultimate Showdown, the man who completely stole the show, be doing playing a guitar in his backyard, wearing a flowery shirt, some queer checkered pants, and sandals? Well, The Vagrant figures since he has a an all important hardcore match coming up on Slam with Skyler Striker, he had better get into the mind of Skyler Striker...you know, see what makes Skyler Striker tick. So, The Vagrant figured what better way to do that then to really get in the skin of Skyler Striker! The Vagrant even went out and got his own Shay Phoenix. Shay! Shay, darling, come out!
The camera pans left where a large and unattractive hooker walks out the screendoor and into the backyard. She's wearing a swimsuit similar to the one the real Shay Phoenix wore several weeks ago while on vacation with her fiance, Skyler Striker. Her face has a large mole just to the right of her mouth with two noticeable hairs growing out of it.
You don't even have to say it...the resemblance is absolutely remarkable. And like the real Shay Phoenix, she only costs $10 per appearance fee.
Janie Vice (offscreen): Danny! Danny come in here I've made dinner and dessert for you.
The Vagrant stands, sets the guitar down and begins to lead the camerman into the house.
Now, The Vagrant has explained to his dear sister and brother how important this hardcore match at Slam is to him. Hardcore is the beloved style of The Vagrant. He finally has the opportunity to inflict the maximum amount of pain on his counterpart, without fear of disqualification or fine. Come Sunday, that alternative rock listening, flower-shirt wearing Skyler Striker will have nowhere to run except right into the Vicelock.
Danny walks inside the with the camerman just behind him. Janie sets two silver platters on the table with silver lids on them. Danny sits on the opposite side of the table in perfect posture, placing his napkin on his lap.
Now Janie, what did you make for The Vag...err...Skyler Striker tonight?
Well I knew how you wanted to get into the character of Skyler Striker, so I figured I'd make the two dishes Skyler would appreciate the most.
Yeah? And what is that?
The camerman zooms in on the first dish as Janie removes the lids on the platter.
Well, for your main dish tonight, I figured I would make you chicken! When you asked what would Skyler Striker eat for dinner, nothing came to mind except chicken. Yep, chicken, chicken, chicken.
That chicken even looks cooked. Stick a fork in that chicken, it's clearly done. And for dessert?
Janie removes the second lid.
Well, nothing goes better with a Skyler Striker chicken dinner than....CUPCAKES!
Of course, cupcakes.
The camerman takes a step back to show both Vices laughing aloud as the scene fades...
