Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 2:29:09 GMT -5
I caught this match on the fly and was hoping it would make it up for posting. That was not the case. However, since I wrote the match, and it is finished, I figured you, the WCF, wouldn't mind reading it if you're still awake, or waking up, or whatever your case may be.
Enjoy!
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P.S.- I did not code this, so if that is a particular concern, I would wait until it is posted proper sometime later today. Again, I hope you enjoy.
Q-Ball vs Jimmy Wicked vs Mikey eXtreme
The scene begins, as the lights in the arena go out, "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains begins to blare over the crowd. A flash of light shoots towards the center of the ring and you can make out the shape of Freakshow. The arena stays blanketed in darkness until a red light hits the stage, a light fog begins to drift out and engulf the stage. Mikey eXtreme walks out as "lightning" begins to crash into the stage.
Gravedigger: I love his matches, but I still don't know what to make of him.
Freakshow, who appeared to be in the ring just moments ago is now slowly following Mikey to the ring.
Freddy Whoa: How the hell does he do that?
Zach Davis: I don't know, I just call the matches.
Mikey does not make eye contact with anyone in the crowd and ignores their requests for any interaction. Mikey slides into the ring and rolls to the corner where he sits, leaning against the bottom rope. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent/the stage where Mikey's opponent will be entering from.
'Tom Sawyer' by Rush hits the speakers in the arena, and Jimmy Wicked bounces out to the stage, playing air guitar in time to the music. He heads down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and having a great time...
Gravedigger: Hey, 1980 called! They want their song and hair back!
Zach Davis: What's wrong with his hair?
Freddy Whoa: Where do we begin?
He gets to the ring, and Wicked slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, playing to the crowd and hitting the air guitar solo, before turning to face his opponent, still with that big grin. Mikey just glares at Wicked, who just continues to smile that cheese-eating smile.
Suddenly, "Give me the night" by Dragonforce plays, with pyros going off at the pause at the beginning. As those explosions finish, Q-Ball runs out from behind the curtain to the cheers of the crowd, hold a razor-wire wrapped sycamore cane above his head. He walks down the ramp, taking fives from the fans.
Zach Davis: And here comes Q-Ball, who has already began making a name for himself by trying to curb the attitude of Grime...
Gravedigger: Why would anybody want to do THAT?!
Freddy Whoa: Are you kidding? Spitting on the TV Title? Dumping on the WCF? Attacking "Gonzo" Deuce...
Gravedigger: Oh, fuck that psychotic blowhard! I don't trust him! One day, he's going to snap, and kill everyone in the locker room. Mark my words!
Zach Davis: Highly doubtful. If anything, he'd probably kill the guy killing all the people.
Gravedigger: Whatever, man...
As he gets to the ring, he places the cane in a wooden box set by the stairs, and slides into the ring. He jumps up onto a turnbuckle, pointing out at the fans and then to himself, mouthing gratitude. He jumps down and awaits the beginning of the match...
DING!
The bell sounds, as Q-Ball explodes forward, catching both Mikey and Wicked down to the ground with a very quick double clothesline, before he puts boots to BOTH men, before they could even consider regaining their footing!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Q-Ball fast as Hell!
Gravedigger: Whatever! My money's on Mikey! C'mon, Mikey! Got a few 'k' riding on this one!
Zach Davis: Gambling on wrestling matches? Really?
Gravedigger: I'm already in the Hall of Fame! And this ain't no Major League Baseball! Gotta keep the 13 rolling somehow, right?
Both Zach and Freddy roll their eyes, as the action goes back to the ring, where it appears that Q-Ball has isolated on Mikey, which gives Jimmy the chance to break out, you guessed it, a dropkick on Q-Ball, which has sent him tumbling into the ropes, which he catches before falling out of the ring! However, before Jimmy can mount an offensive on Mikey, eXtreme catches him low with a straight, before driving his head up into the chin of Jimmy, before executing a sitout jawbreaker on Wicked...
Zach Davis: Well, we knew this wasn't going to be a pretty match-up from the start.
Gravedigger: Nothing but brawlers and hardcore specialists out there right now. Damn shame this isn't a hardcore match.
Freddy Whoa: Have to agree. Gotta let these guys flourish in their natural environment!
Zach Davis: Well, this is rare, but I'm in agreement as well. Too bad we save all that stuff for the Pay Per Views...
Gravedigger: Oblivion doesn't.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is special, and you know that.
Q-Ball and eXtreme engage each other, and it starts out a grapple-fest, before eXtreme catches Q-Ball in the face with an eye rake, before following up with an elbow that knocks Q-Ball into a corner. eXtreme Irish-whips Q-Ball, who reverses it and follows up with a clothesline into the corner. eXtreme stumbles out, and Q-Ball runs opposite of him, before trying to catch eXtreme in a Running STO, which eXtreme ducks, and instead grabs Q-Ball by the waist, trying in vain to suplex him, only to find that Q-Ball has blocked the suplex attempt! Q-Ball swings backwards with an elbow, slamming it into the face of eXtreme, who breaks the hold. Q-Ball turns around, and grabs eXtreme by the crotch, before picking him up over his head with a military press, and dropping him just as quickly as he raised him...
Zach Davis: That knocked the wind out of him...
Gravedigger: And there's Wicked with another dropkick to Q-Ball!
Q-Ball lands in the middle of the ring, as eXtreme crawls away from the conflict. Jimmy is quick to capitalize on his advantage, as he quickly whips Q-Ball into a corner, before hitting a knee into the chest of Q-Ball. Jimmy then grabs Q-Ball by the head, before hitting...
Zach Davis: Jimmy's Excellent Adventure!!! (The Michael Buffer Voice version costs extra...)
Freddy Whoa: Ooh! Whoa...
Gravedigger: Looks like Q-Ball's going to be digging his pants out of his backside for awhile, and that was a hell of a monkey flip! And outside he goes!
Zach Davis: And here comes Freakshow!
Freddy Whoa: He's gross.
Gravedigger: Why don't you tell HIM that!
Meanwhile, while Jimmy plays to the fans, eXtreme recovers, and readies himself for when Jimmy turns...
Zach Davis: Oh, wait! Wait for it...
Well, Jimmy turns...
Zach Davis: ExTINGUISHED!
Gravedigger: WITH PREJUDICE!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Mikey wastes no time scaling the nearest turnbuckles, as he gets up to the top, quickly measures up Wicked, before taking flight, and hitting...
Zach Davis: ExIT STRATEGY!!!
The referee hits the mat, as he counts. Q-Ball sees this, and quickly scrambles into the ring...
1...
Q-Ball gets caught on one of the ropes, but pulls himself free...
2...
3!!!
The bell sounds, as the referee goes to raise eXtreme's hand in victory, only for eXtreme to snatch his hand away, as he yells in the face of the referee!
Gravedigger: Never seen a guy so angry about winning!
Freddy Whoa: He ain't wrapped too tight!
Zach Davis: You winner, in another flash of violence, Mikey eXtreme...
Enjoy!
II
P.S.- I did not code this, so if that is a particular concern, I would wait until it is posted proper sometime later today. Again, I hope you enjoy.
Q-Ball vs Jimmy Wicked vs Mikey eXtreme
The scene begins, as the lights in the arena go out, "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains begins to blare over the crowd. A flash of light shoots towards the center of the ring and you can make out the shape of Freakshow. The arena stays blanketed in darkness until a red light hits the stage, a light fog begins to drift out and engulf the stage. Mikey eXtreme walks out as "lightning" begins to crash into the stage.
Gravedigger: I love his matches, but I still don't know what to make of him.
Freakshow, who appeared to be in the ring just moments ago is now slowly following Mikey to the ring.
Freddy Whoa: How the hell does he do that?
Zach Davis: I don't know, I just call the matches.
Mikey does not make eye contact with anyone in the crowd and ignores their requests for any interaction. Mikey slides into the ring and rolls to the corner where he sits, leaning against the bottom rope. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent/the stage where Mikey's opponent will be entering from.
'Tom Sawyer' by Rush hits the speakers in the arena, and Jimmy Wicked bounces out to the stage, playing air guitar in time to the music. He heads down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and having a great time...
Gravedigger: Hey, 1980 called! They want their song and hair back!
Zach Davis: What's wrong with his hair?
Freddy Whoa: Where do we begin?
He gets to the ring, and Wicked slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, playing to the crowd and hitting the air guitar solo, before turning to face his opponent, still with that big grin. Mikey just glares at Wicked, who just continues to smile that cheese-eating smile.
Suddenly, "Give me the night" by Dragonforce plays, with pyros going off at the pause at the beginning. As those explosions finish, Q-Ball runs out from behind the curtain to the cheers of the crowd, hold a razor-wire wrapped sycamore cane above his head. He walks down the ramp, taking fives from the fans.
Zach Davis: And here comes Q-Ball, who has already began making a name for himself by trying to curb the attitude of Grime...
Gravedigger: Why would anybody want to do THAT?!
Freddy Whoa: Are you kidding? Spitting on the TV Title? Dumping on the WCF? Attacking "Gonzo" Deuce...
Gravedigger: Oh, fuck that psychotic blowhard! I don't trust him! One day, he's going to snap, and kill everyone in the locker room. Mark my words!
Zach Davis: Highly doubtful. If anything, he'd probably kill the guy killing all the people.
Gravedigger: Whatever, man...
As he gets to the ring, he places the cane in a wooden box set by the stairs, and slides into the ring. He jumps up onto a turnbuckle, pointing out at the fans and then to himself, mouthing gratitude. He jumps down and awaits the beginning of the match...
DING!
The bell sounds, as Q-Ball explodes forward, catching both Mikey and Wicked down to the ground with a very quick double clothesline, before he puts boots to BOTH men, before they could even consider regaining their footing!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Q-Ball fast as Hell!
Gravedigger: Whatever! My money's on Mikey! C'mon, Mikey! Got a few 'k' riding on this one!
Zach Davis: Gambling on wrestling matches? Really?
Gravedigger: I'm already in the Hall of Fame! And this ain't no Major League Baseball! Gotta keep the 13 rolling somehow, right?
Both Zach and Freddy roll their eyes, as the action goes back to the ring, where it appears that Q-Ball has isolated on Mikey, which gives Jimmy the chance to break out, you guessed it, a dropkick on Q-Ball, which has sent him tumbling into the ropes, which he catches before falling out of the ring! However, before Jimmy can mount an offensive on Mikey, eXtreme catches him low with a straight, before driving his head up into the chin of Jimmy, before executing a sitout jawbreaker on Wicked...
Zach Davis: Well, we knew this wasn't going to be a pretty match-up from the start.
Gravedigger: Nothing but brawlers and hardcore specialists out there right now. Damn shame this isn't a hardcore match.
Freddy Whoa: Have to agree. Gotta let these guys flourish in their natural environment!
Zach Davis: Well, this is rare, but I'm in agreement as well. Too bad we save all that stuff for the Pay Per Views...
Gravedigger: Oblivion doesn't.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is special, and you know that.
Q-Ball and eXtreme engage each other, and it starts out a grapple-fest, before eXtreme catches Q-Ball in the face with an eye rake, before following up with an elbow that knocks Q-Ball into a corner. eXtreme Irish-whips Q-Ball, who reverses it and follows up with a clothesline into the corner. eXtreme stumbles out, and Q-Ball runs opposite of him, before trying to catch eXtreme in a Running STO, which eXtreme ducks, and instead grabs Q-Ball by the waist, trying in vain to suplex him, only to find that Q-Ball has blocked the suplex attempt! Q-Ball swings backwards with an elbow, slamming it into the face of eXtreme, who breaks the hold. Q-Ball turns around, and grabs eXtreme by the crotch, before picking him up over his head with a military press, and dropping him just as quickly as he raised him...
Zach Davis: That knocked the wind out of him...
Gravedigger: And there's Wicked with another dropkick to Q-Ball!
Q-Ball lands in the middle of the ring, as eXtreme crawls away from the conflict. Jimmy is quick to capitalize on his advantage, as he quickly whips Q-Ball into a corner, before hitting a knee into the chest of Q-Ball. Jimmy then grabs Q-Ball by the head, before hitting...
Zach Davis: Jimmy's Excellent Adventure!!! (The Michael Buffer Voice version costs extra...)
Freddy Whoa: Ooh! Whoa...
Gravedigger: Looks like Q-Ball's going to be digging his pants out of his backside for awhile, and that was a hell of a monkey flip! And outside he goes!
Zach Davis: And here comes Freakshow!
Freddy Whoa: He's gross.
Gravedigger: Why don't you tell HIM that!
Meanwhile, while Jimmy plays to the fans, eXtreme recovers, and readies himself for when Jimmy turns...
Zach Davis: Oh, wait! Wait for it...
Well, Jimmy turns...
Zach Davis: ExTINGUISHED!
Gravedigger: WITH PREJUDICE!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Mikey wastes no time scaling the nearest turnbuckles, as he gets up to the top, quickly measures up Wicked, before taking flight, and hitting...
Zach Davis: ExIT STRATEGY!!!
The referee hits the mat, as he counts. Q-Ball sees this, and quickly scrambles into the ring...
1...
Q-Ball gets caught on one of the ropes, but pulls himself free...
2...
3!!!
The bell sounds, as the referee goes to raise eXtreme's hand in victory, only for eXtreme to snatch his hand away, as he yells in the face of the referee!
Gravedigger: Never seen a guy so angry about winning!
Freddy Whoa: He ain't wrapped too tight!
Zach Davis: You winner, in another flash of violence, Mikey eXtreme...
