Post by logan on Dec 31, 2006 12:00:38 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Seth Lerch sitting in his office, cell phone in hand.
Seth Lerch: Where the hell has he been?
Seth Lerch has it on speaker phone.
Phone: Hello..?
Seth Lerch: Logan! I haven't heard from you all week. What have you been doing?
Phone: Uh..
Seth Lerch: I don't even want to hear no sob stories about how you were in a coma, or how your too depressed to come outside.
Phone: I got all The Simpson seasons for Christmas, and I haven't left the couch since. I was going call, and tell you but I didn't know if we were on good terms or not.
Seth Lerch: Good terms or not.. ? What?
Phone: Yeah, your the new owner right?
Seth Lerch: Yup.
Phone: So, why was I booked in a tables match this week?
Seth Lerch: Well, if you win you go to the main event at One.
Phone: I appreciate that, and all.. but a tables match?
Seth Lerch: What's wrong with that?
Phone: Don't you think I'm getting a little old to be wrestling in table matches?
Seth Lerch: Haha. You'll be alright Logan, I sent Joe Smith to your house to look for you. But.. since I've already contacted you, I guess you can use him to just cut a promo or something.
Phone: I'm watching The Simpsons though.
Seth Lerch: You've got to do something, I'm in charge now, and I need ratings. Maybe you could hype up this match a little for me, or something.
Phone: Yeah.. sure..
Logan hangs up the phone, as Seth sighs shaking his head. The scene cuts to the front of Logan's house, where Joe Smith brought a camera man along with him. Logan opens the front door.
Logan: You boudles are NOT coming into my house, so.. what do you want?
Joe Smith: Oh, well.. Seth told me to come find you.
Logan: I've been found. But I'm busy right now, working out, and stuff.
Joe Smith: Oh yeah? Cool, we could use it for a promo.
Logan: I'd rather not, I've got a lot of house work to do around here before I go.
Joe Smith: Maybe we could help.
Logan: Well, no.. uh.. only I am skilled in the, uh, work that needs to be done. You wouldn't understand Joe, and I wouldn't expect you to.
Joe Smith: What i--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Logan closes the door, and goes back to watching The Simpsons as the scene fades out.
Seth Lerch: Where the hell has he been?
Seth Lerch has it on speaker phone.
Phone: Hello..?
Seth Lerch: Logan! I haven't heard from you all week. What have you been doing?
Phone: Uh..
Seth Lerch: I don't even want to hear no sob stories about how you were in a coma, or how your too depressed to come outside.
Phone: I got all The Simpson seasons for Christmas, and I haven't left the couch since. I was going call, and tell you but I didn't know if we were on good terms or not.
Seth Lerch: Good terms or not.. ? What?
Phone: Yeah, your the new owner right?
Seth Lerch: Yup.
Phone: So, why was I booked in a tables match this week?
Seth Lerch: Well, if you win you go to the main event at One.
Phone: I appreciate that, and all.. but a tables match?
Seth Lerch: What's wrong with that?
Phone: Don't you think I'm getting a little old to be wrestling in table matches?
Seth Lerch: Haha. You'll be alright Logan, I sent Joe Smith to your house to look for you. But.. since I've already contacted you, I guess you can use him to just cut a promo or something.
Phone: I'm watching The Simpsons though.
Seth Lerch: You've got to do something, I'm in charge now, and I need ratings. Maybe you could hype up this match a little for me, or something.
Phone: Yeah.. sure..
Logan hangs up the phone, as Seth sighs shaking his head. The scene cuts to the front of Logan's house, where Joe Smith brought a camera man along with him. Logan opens the front door.
Logan: You boudles are NOT coming into my house, so.. what do you want?
Joe Smith: Oh, well.. Seth told me to come find you.
Logan: I've been found. But I'm busy right now, working out, and stuff.
Joe Smith: Oh yeah? Cool, we could use it for a promo.
Logan: I'd rather not, I've got a lot of house work to do around here before I go.
Joe Smith: Maybe we could help.
Logan: Well, no.. uh.. only I am skilled in the, uh, work that needs to be done. You wouldn't understand Joe, and I wouldn't expect you to.
Joe Smith: What i--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Logan closes the door, and goes back to watching The Simpsons as the scene fades out.
