Post by David Alastair on Nov 9, 2006 16:55:12 GMT -5
11/8/06...
"After pretty much losing the The People's Title match against Outcast and Thunder, I am now in Television Title match against Creeping Death, Thunder, and some other guys. Since I'm not really in the mood to tape a promo, an interview, or whatever, I figured that I contact someone about a website. No sweat. A few pictures here, biography there, downloadables somewhere else, and last but not least. A thingie where people ask me questions and I answer them.
A Q&A, so to speak. Bad thing is, I think I was in over my head on this one...
It started out simple, with me giving out my email address on my new site and have internet fans ask me questions about life, liberty, and the persuit of the perfect internet website. What I got was this:
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Q: Hey David, I was wondering... do you have a philosophy on life or anything? I mean, since you hail yourself as the "New Messiah", I would think that you'd be like Jesus or something. If you are demanding to be like Him, you should really go to hell for your sin!
Sincererly, Jon from Texas.
A: First off, Jon, I'm not Jesus. Although Jesus and I kinda have some of the same attributes, being Jewish and the simarilities dealing with crucifixion, we're different people. For example, Jesus wouldn't answer emails like this. Simply because he doesn't know how use a computer, let alone turning it on. lol, Jesus.
But yes, I do have a philosophy on life. It's kinda Buddhist-like though. Except that I like to eat meat.
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Next...
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Q: Hello Mr. Alastair:
Is it true that you got kicked out of a Wal-Mart before?
Local rumors were telling me that you formed a liberation front against Wal-Mart. Especially at our local Wal-Mart.
Just wondering, Melvin from Fort Dodge, Iowa.
A: Who me? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? No, I walked out of Wal-Mart on my own two feet, thank you very much. Just to clarify, here's the story:
Here I am, sitting at a breakfast table with my friend Craig, and I noticed something. I was out of Cocoa-Puffs. My mind was lost.
Where can I get my Cocoa Puffs without having to deal with that bird on the box. A realiable source told me to go to the local
Wal-Mart.
After picking up a friend of mine (Ray), who sprouted about demon children of the Apocolpyse, I went there and met this guy
named Mike, who was toiling the day away pushing carts around. Craig knew the guy and I decided to help him out. I kicked over the long line of carts. He looked at me a little funny at first, but then agreed that $6 an hour wasn't worth pushing carts for.
So...Mike, Craig, Ray, and myself walked in to Wal-Mart to keep my favorite cereal. While I was minding my own business, I got threatened by an old lady and a store manager tried to molest me. And so I had to defend myself while my friend sat there and did nothing but talk about video games. Bastards...
We got hauled by security after I planted the manager with a Death Valley Driver, but I didn't have to pay for my Cocoa-Puffs.
That was the best part of my day there. Besides almost killing that manager. And hip tossing that old lady too. God, old people are hilarious.
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lol, Wal-Mart. Next!
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Q: David, I am a big wrestling fan and would want to know who you're facing at WCF Revenge...Are you able to tell me who it is
so I can leak it to my friends over at the WrestleLube boards?
Cheers, UndefinedRaith891@hotmail.com...
A: Holy shit. Who on Earth goes by "UndefiniedWrestlingPooPooFace@hotmail.com"? Seriously, folks. Get a life. Life, Lives, whatever.
Anyways, to answer your question, I seriously don't know who I'm facing at WCF Revenge. I think I'm slated to challenge Outcast or something. It's just I don't want to face Thunder again for the most retarded title in the history of pro wrestling. C'mon, who wins with the fans by being spitting on them?
My opinion: No one.
And about leakage, that's all you're gonna get. But I think I'm giving away too much, so I might have to find out where you live and kill you in your sleep...
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Hi, my name is "UndefinedWrestlingPooPooFace@hotmail.com". I have no testosterone and I giggle like a little schoolgirl when I talk about wrestling...hehehe.
Ugh...
Welp, I think that's it for this week...I think I may have a Part Two coming up once I get more emails. So, "behold!" and stay tuned...
"After pretty much losing the The People's Title match against Outcast and Thunder, I am now in Television Title match against Creeping Death, Thunder, and some other guys. Since I'm not really in the mood to tape a promo, an interview, or whatever, I figured that I contact someone about a website. No sweat. A few pictures here, biography there, downloadables somewhere else, and last but not least. A thingie where people ask me questions and I answer them.
A Q&A, so to speak. Bad thing is, I think I was in over my head on this one...
It started out simple, with me giving out my email address on my new site and have internet fans ask me questions about life, liberty, and the persuit of the perfect internet website. What I got was this:
===============
Q: Hey David, I was wondering... do you have a philosophy on life or anything? I mean, since you hail yourself as the "New Messiah", I would think that you'd be like Jesus or something. If you are demanding to be like Him, you should really go to hell for your sin!
Sincererly, Jon from Texas.
A: First off, Jon, I'm not Jesus. Although Jesus and I kinda have some of the same attributes, being Jewish and the simarilities dealing with crucifixion, we're different people. For example, Jesus wouldn't answer emails like this. Simply because he doesn't know how use a computer, let alone turning it on. lol, Jesus.
But yes, I do have a philosophy on life. It's kinda Buddhist-like though. Except that I like to eat meat.
================
Next...
================
Q: Hello Mr. Alastair:
Is it true that you got kicked out of a Wal-Mart before?
Local rumors were telling me that you formed a liberation front against Wal-Mart. Especially at our local Wal-Mart.
Just wondering, Melvin from Fort Dodge, Iowa.
A: Who me? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? No, I walked out of Wal-Mart on my own two feet, thank you very much. Just to clarify, here's the story:
Here I am, sitting at a breakfast table with my friend Craig, and I noticed something. I was out of Cocoa-Puffs. My mind was lost.
Where can I get my Cocoa Puffs without having to deal with that bird on the box. A realiable source told me to go to the local
Wal-Mart.
After picking up a friend of mine (Ray), who sprouted about demon children of the Apocolpyse, I went there and met this guy
named Mike, who was toiling the day away pushing carts around. Craig knew the guy and I decided to help him out. I kicked over the long line of carts. He looked at me a little funny at first, but then agreed that $6 an hour wasn't worth pushing carts for.
So...Mike, Craig, Ray, and myself walked in to Wal-Mart to keep my favorite cereal. While I was minding my own business, I got threatened by an old lady and a store manager tried to molest me. And so I had to defend myself while my friend sat there and did nothing but talk about video games. Bastards...
We got hauled by security after I planted the manager with a Death Valley Driver, but I didn't have to pay for my Cocoa-Puffs.
That was the best part of my day there. Besides almost killing that manager. And hip tossing that old lady too. God, old people are hilarious.
================
lol, Wal-Mart. Next!
================
Q: David, I am a big wrestling fan and would want to know who you're facing at WCF Revenge...Are you able to tell me who it is
so I can leak it to my friends over at the WrestleLube boards?
Cheers, UndefinedRaith891@hotmail.com...
A: Holy shit. Who on Earth goes by "UndefiniedWrestlingPooPooFace@hotmail.com"? Seriously, folks. Get a life. Life, Lives, whatever.
Anyways, to answer your question, I seriously don't know who I'm facing at WCF Revenge. I think I'm slated to challenge Outcast or something. It's just I don't want to face Thunder again for the most retarded title in the history of pro wrestling. C'mon, who wins with the fans by being spitting on them?
My opinion: No one.
And about leakage, that's all you're gonna get. But I think I'm giving away too much, so I might have to find out where you live and kill you in your sleep...
=================
Hi, my name is "UndefinedWrestlingPooPooFace@hotmail.com". I have no testosterone and I giggle like a little schoolgirl when I talk about wrestling...hehehe.
Ugh...
Welp, I think that's it for this week...I think I may have a Part Two coming up once I get more emails. So, "behold!" and stay tuned...
