Post by Biggs on Dec 9, 2006 19:41:57 GMT -5
The scene opens inside of JJ Biggs' locker room. He's relaxing on the leather couch, with his WCF Tag Team Championship taking up the couch cushion to his left. He's wearing a Disorder by Design T-shirt and his wrestling tights. Jake Hudson is keeping himself entertained by reading the monthly WCF Magazine, which has Danny Vice and JJ Biggs on the cover.
Jake Hudson: How long do you think Torture will hold onto the WCF World Championship?
JJ Biggs: Why?
Jake Hudson: I'm just interested to hear your opinion. It's the poll this month in the magazine.
JJ Biggs: There's a simple answer to that. He'll remain the champion until I receive my rematch against him. He's just keeping the throne warm for me until I finish dismantling the entire tag-division. It'll be a matter of time before I go back and get back what belongs to me.
Jake Hudson: Excellent answer.
JJ Biggs: Indeed.
Jake turns the page in the magazine and he continues reading. JJ sighs before interlocking his hands behind his head and placing his feet on the coffee table. He isn't worrying about his match which is only minutes away. He isn't worrying about anything, he's just thinking about hurrying through with this event so he can go back to his hotel room and crash for the night.
There's a light knock at the door which causes both Jake and JJ to direct their attention to the door. However, neither of them even have a thought about answering it, as Jake goes back to reading and JJ goes back to relaxing. After only a few seconds more, the knock is repeated, only this time is loud and it almost sounds like the person is kicking the door, as well. Jake releases a frustrated sigh as he closes the magazine and makes his way over to the door. Opening it, he shakes his head after realizing who's standing on the outside. It's the annoying, however, very intelligent WCF Interviewer, Hank Brown. Without being invited, Hank walks into the locker room. Jake rolls up the magazine and he slaps Hank in the back of the head with it. Hank rubs the back of his head, gives Jake a look, before walking over in JJ's direction.
Hank Brown: Mr. Biggs? I was hoping to conduct a quick interview with you before your match, sir.
JJ Biggs: Do you have any money, Hank?
Hank Brown: Well, I have a little bit on me. Why?
JJ Biggs: If you want to conduct the interview, then you're going to have to pay me for the time that I'm having to waste listening to you and answering your unoriginal questions.
Hank Brown: Are you serious?
JJ Biggs: I'm as serious as Skyler Striker's mother when she tells him that he has to move out.
Hank mumbles under his breath before digging into his pocket. He pulls out a twenty dollar bill and JJ snatches it out of his hand.
JJ Biggs: You have five minutes.
Hank Brown: Five minutes?
JJ Biggs: Your time is ticking.
Hank Brown: Geez. All right. How do you feel about your chances of Disorder by Design, your team, defeating Torture and Skyler Striker?
JJ Biggs: First off, Thunder is the person that's teaming with Skyler Striker, not Torture. Second, I told you that the questions you asked were unoriginal. Anyway, I am one hundred and twenty percent positive that this match is already in the bag for Danny and I. I mean, Skyler Striker is the Hardcore Champion and everything, but he's not that good in all seriousness. He could beat his partner if they had to face each other, but that's about it. He couldn't even beat Jake Hudson in a match!
Jake Hudson: Hey!
Hank Brown: Skyler Striker made the comment earlier about the fact that going into this match, he and Thunder have absolutely nothing to lose. He has the Hardcore Title and Thunder has both of his championships. Those aren't on the line, but Disorder by Design is putting their Tag Team Titles on the line.
JJ Biggs: Skyler Striker is missing the fact that he and Lightning, I mean Thunder, have a lot more to lose than Danny or myself. Striker and Thunder could lose their careers in this match. Afterwards, they could be restricted to a wheelchair and would have to drink their food through a straw. Danny and I do not fear you two going into this match. It's going to be an embarrassing event for you two and you guys are going to wish that it never even took place! We're going to retain and at One, Danny is going to become the WCF Hardcore Champion. Hell, Thunder better start hoping that I don't come after his Television Championship because if I do, he'll lose. It's that simple.
Hank Brown: All right. I have just one last question to ask you.
JJ Biggs: Nope, your time is up. Thank you, I really thought this interview was great. I'll see you next time.
Hank Brown: But, I still have another minute or so!
JJ Biggs: No, you don't. Goodbye!
Hank Brown throws his arms up in the air in disgust before walking out of the locker room, slamming the door closed behind him. Jake and JJ laugh as the scene slowly begins to fade out.[/b]
Jake Hudson: How long do you think Torture will hold onto the WCF World Championship?
JJ Biggs: Why?
Jake Hudson: I'm just interested to hear your opinion. It's the poll this month in the magazine.
JJ Biggs: There's a simple answer to that. He'll remain the champion until I receive my rematch against him. He's just keeping the throne warm for me until I finish dismantling the entire tag-division. It'll be a matter of time before I go back and get back what belongs to me.
Jake Hudson: Excellent answer.
JJ Biggs: Indeed.
Jake turns the page in the magazine and he continues reading. JJ sighs before interlocking his hands behind his head and placing his feet on the coffee table. He isn't worrying about his match which is only minutes away. He isn't worrying about anything, he's just thinking about hurrying through with this event so he can go back to his hotel room and crash for the night.
There's a light knock at the door which causes both Jake and JJ to direct their attention to the door. However, neither of them even have a thought about answering it, as Jake goes back to reading and JJ goes back to relaxing. After only a few seconds more, the knock is repeated, only this time is loud and it almost sounds like the person is kicking the door, as well. Jake releases a frustrated sigh as he closes the magazine and makes his way over to the door. Opening it, he shakes his head after realizing who's standing on the outside. It's the annoying, however, very intelligent WCF Interviewer, Hank Brown. Without being invited, Hank walks into the locker room. Jake rolls up the magazine and he slaps Hank in the back of the head with it. Hank rubs the back of his head, gives Jake a look, before walking over in JJ's direction.
Hank Brown: Mr. Biggs? I was hoping to conduct a quick interview with you before your match, sir.
JJ Biggs: Do you have any money, Hank?
Hank Brown: Well, I have a little bit on me. Why?
JJ Biggs: If you want to conduct the interview, then you're going to have to pay me for the time that I'm having to waste listening to you and answering your unoriginal questions.
Hank Brown: Are you serious?
JJ Biggs: I'm as serious as Skyler Striker's mother when she tells him that he has to move out.
Hank mumbles under his breath before digging into his pocket. He pulls out a twenty dollar bill and JJ snatches it out of his hand.
JJ Biggs: You have five minutes.
Hank Brown: Five minutes?
JJ Biggs: Your time is ticking.
Hank Brown: Geez. All right. How do you feel about your chances of Disorder by Design, your team, defeating Torture and Skyler Striker?
JJ Biggs: First off, Thunder is the person that's teaming with Skyler Striker, not Torture. Second, I told you that the questions you asked were unoriginal. Anyway, I am one hundred and twenty percent positive that this match is already in the bag for Danny and I. I mean, Skyler Striker is the Hardcore Champion and everything, but he's not that good in all seriousness. He could beat his partner if they had to face each other, but that's about it. He couldn't even beat Jake Hudson in a match!
Jake Hudson: Hey!
Hank Brown: Skyler Striker made the comment earlier about the fact that going into this match, he and Thunder have absolutely nothing to lose. He has the Hardcore Title and Thunder has both of his championships. Those aren't on the line, but Disorder by Design is putting their Tag Team Titles on the line.
JJ Biggs: Skyler Striker is missing the fact that he and Lightning, I mean Thunder, have a lot more to lose than Danny or myself. Striker and Thunder could lose their careers in this match. Afterwards, they could be restricted to a wheelchair and would have to drink their food through a straw. Danny and I do not fear you two going into this match. It's going to be an embarrassing event for you two and you guys are going to wish that it never even took place! We're going to retain and at One, Danny is going to become the WCF Hardcore Champion. Hell, Thunder better start hoping that I don't come after his Television Championship because if I do, he'll lose. It's that simple.
Hank Brown: All right. I have just one last question to ask you.
JJ Biggs: Nope, your time is up. Thank you, I really thought this interview was great. I'll see you next time.
Hank Brown: But, I still have another minute or so!
JJ Biggs: No, you don't. Goodbye!
Hank Brown throws his arms up in the air in disgust before walking out of the locker room, slamming the door closed behind him. Jake and JJ laugh as the scene slowly begins to fade out.[/b]
