My Fav Lines from Rps this week 33
Apr 5, 2015 23:35:03 GMT -5
Logan, Alex Richards, and 8 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Apr 5, 2015 23:35:03 GMT -5
All I can say is awesome fucking work this week, tons of effort and creativity with stories and just good old shit talking awesomeness. One of the best weeks of RPs I have ever experienced when doing a Best Lines post.
"Balls in your court Seth and you better take one hell of a shot or this redneck is going to be spending a lot of time in Abilene with a nagging injury." -Adam Young
"It’s not spelled H.O.S.A.Y. It’s J.O.S.E." -Grime
"my toxic ooze is stronger than the aids virus" -Tyson Walker
"That scares the ever-loving, horse fucking, Liza Minelli charactering shit out of me." Gemini Battle
"When it comes to the lustful passions of the body, isn’t that really the same idea? To fulfill all your promiscuous pleasures is really the reason mankind attempts their climb to fame in the first place. To impress. It is a blind faith that power will bring the attention from those who you desire to satisfy your needs…" -Dark Prince
"I came to the WCF because I was told that there would be competition. I did it, not because of wanting to be in the spotlight, but because wrestling is in my blood. This gym is my heart, the business is my blood." -Q-Ball
"There is a reason why I am thought of as indestructible. Look at others that dare make themselves seem demented or that they are a tortured soul. I am not a tortured soul. I am the reason why they scream at night." -Dark Prince
"Sorry bout your fucking luck son. I'll be doing what the fuck I want to do when the fuck I decide to do it." -Adam Young
"...Dark Johnny, whatever he is called now, is some brilliant mad scientist type of guy who has built machines that legit actually time-travel. I don’t understand then, why isn’t he WCF World Champion if he has time machine to go back in time to when he was Champion, instead of nothing but a lackey to a psycho job." -Sean Shaddix
"I can say this; I didn’t just sit back and do nothing. I didn’t back away from the challenge, instead I went in headfirst. I faced down Zombie McMorris, I stared down Jay Omega, I put the fear of God in D-V-S. To this day, each one of those great wrestlers, knows my name" -Thomas Bates
"This week I'm going to start make myself very comfortable since you let me in, and come Sunday Night, Explosion.. I'm staying.. staying in the back of your minds, staying inside your gut, that soul will begin to hinder it's tight grasp on humanity.. cause I'm coming.." -Mystic
"It’s not fun for me, I find this whole process to be useless. It’s like fishing and you know I hate fishing." - The Gatecrashers
"And win, lose, or draw, we’ll still be talking shit and comin’ back for more the next week. We are going to climb the ladder here in Wrestling Championship Federation, gladly stomping on each rung on the way up.” -Sean Shaddix
"It was 1998, a horrible year for everyone in the family. My older brother Jesse nearly drank himself to death that year, as did Mikey. Mom was unemployed for most of the year, and her boyfriend Mike was about as useless as tits on a nun." -Drangonmaster Deuce
"you know im all for the whole sink or drown approach but my first match was a fatal four way where just incase you forgot...i did not get pinned" -Snapz
"I also battle alcoholism, drug addiction and severe anxiety and depression, but that’s another story." -Joey Flash
"I’ll bring the TV Title home and I’ll dedicate it to you and to all the Portuguese people. I am my country’s savior, dad. You’re mine." -Jackson "The Fenix" White
"Yeah, this whole…Omega Man, Gatekeeper, the Wicked…ugh Seven Overlords…Abyss…Astral Plane…FUCK. Doctor Who fucking bingo. Full house. What a load of shit. I don’t care if you are all this. I don’t care if you are part of this supernatural astral fucking eternal war, what have you boiled down to? A wrestler who likes hitting people with furniture and asking Corey Black "I gotta potty!" in a sing-song voice "I gotta potty, I gotta poo, I have to drop a Deu-hoo-hoose!" - Occulo
"Grime looks the man in the eyes and pulls the walker away and the man loses his grip. The man begins to go down, but Grime catches him. He lifts the man off the ground so that his feet dangle and starts dancing with him." -Grime
"And with that, the Dark One picks up the slightly smaller, dimmer Bell of Time. Thrice he strikes it, and each ringing of the Bell draws forth a visible, shimmering ripple in timespace that radiates outward, causing as-yet unknown alterations to the fabric of Reality." -Dark Johnny
"But, when you lose, don't cry... Laugh, because then you will know you were beaten by me." -Q-Ball
"Seriously, Kaz could pop poon cherries and ass poon cherries alike with the supernova his laughter caused. He probably done busted one or two of Omega's ass poons, just like both of his title reigns were busted before he even got em' off the ground." -Kaz Mazy
"You still have that pink thing?” “The lace teddy?” “No… you’re vagina.” She reaches up her dress. “Yup, still there.” -Gemini Battle
"They claim that we will get beaten because we don’t have the most powerful force in the universe, the “Power of Friendship”. They then proceed to shit rainbow skittles and blast off to the next hotel room where the neighbors complain about the loud banging coming from their room." -Caraid
"I'm not well liked in this company. You can hear stories of the men who quit and the careers I've ended and the teammates that I've turned against. However, the record books have been very kind to me. Can you say the same? After this week, I venture not." -Odein Balfore
"big train is smashin through a big UFO. aliens are dyin left and right at his big train hands." -Big Train
"See, I’m a bad guy; I have no qualms about who I am, about what I am, but every single bad thing has etched a cut deep into my mind, into my soul and it’s turned me into something…something I hate." -Joey Flash
"How do fight a man with no weakness? You invent one." -Scarecrow
"This was almost like him asking me to kill one brother for another. Sure, I wasn't the biggest fan of Michael Steele. If anything, he was an anti-social porcupine that everyone was forced to pet during my days serving in the Joint Operation. However, he held much more stock than my own brother did, considering he was not working for the bad guys. But this was also my flesh and blood brother we are talking about, here." -Dragonmaster Deuce
"Gusty winds can be heard in the dark. The Winds of Change brushes up against your fragile skin. The visuals have been adjusted and You begin to see an old cobble stoned walkway." -Oblivion
"I want to see your confused gaze go from full of determination to drained and empty of it after the final bell. I want to see you deprived of all the joy that’s filled you since your return. I want to watch as the strangeness you so desperately cling to flows freely from you lifeless frame as it lies battered and broken in the ring. Your literal heart will still beat, but you’ll have none in the metaphorical sense." -Dune
"...From now on you might as well call me Katherine or something stupid like that..." -Marc Mayhem
"but appearantly i have a match with one of the martians from space jam?" -Snapz
"Since I came back I am 59 and 0. According to the stats guys running the WCF even they admit I'm 7 and 0. Osbourne: I want to say something stupid about overconfidence. But overconfidence rules!" -Alex Richards
"You know how to deal with the whole threes a crowd problem though right, Marc? Go ahead tell me. I'll give you a clue... You use it to CUT out the pathetic little maggot who keeps trying to get involved in your business." -Katherine Phoenix
"I'm the one that has no cure. Because unlike you. I evolve. Don't call it a come back. I've been here for years." -Odin Balfore
"Help him know what it's like to sleep on a bed not infested with cockroaches. And help him finally learn the difference between a land mine and a cow pie so that he doesn't end up like his brother, Limpy." -Jayson Price
"Cairo nodded his Jewbrainium in synchronicity as he reached into the abyss of thickness that split his tree trunkish legs, and yanked out dat Phillip Baines title strap, that old school Dub See Eff HAHDcore Championship that ain't been defended in real time since the days of Baines... 'til now." -Bobby Cairo
"The scene only heightens the state of ecstasy Dune finds himself in. He smiles, stretching the deep scars on his face and showing the inside of his mouth through long openings that never healed properly." -Dune
"Here, in your very own bleak Paradise... even here. They'll come at us from every direction, every point in Time, seeking to tear us down. Even such base men as these "Gatecrashers." They seek Glory at our expense; Fame in causing our downfall; Fortune in the gold they don't -- will never -- deserve. And do you know why?" -Dark Johnny
"When I’m ready to challenge for the World Championship, I will walk up to Bobby Cairo, or whoever is holding that title, and I will lay all of the Gold in the W-C-F at his feet. My path to Gold will be littered with the broken bodies of all the champions." -Thomas Uriel Bates
"It's the WCF everything is legal at the right time." -Alex Richards
"I can completely ignore Poop Guinea - like the rest of the civilized world - and refer to you as just another Uzbekistan schlub, who had to run away from his shitty homeland before the dysentery set in." -Jay Omega
"But this ain't a story. This isnt fiction. This isnt the part where Scarecrow, the Underdog, bad ass super soldier with a heart of gold and lungs full of tar comes away with an upset victory against The All Father." -Odin Balfore
"He’s like a dog, startled by its own reflection, the world doesn’t make sense to an Odin Balfore. The dimensions don’t fit." -Scarecrow
"Screams. That's what you'll hear. Howls of anguish and torment... and you'll be unable to stop them, because they won't really be there." -Kaz Mazy
"And since that's out of the way, I can now return you to my regularly scheduled roleplay, already in progress." -Jay Omega
"There was no confusion about the mattah. This wasn't a drill. Them thicks and poons understood that it was time to evacuate the premises. They understood that there was HIGH ANUS muddafukkas around the whirled, namely PAN-TEE-FAGS who couldn't stand to see a Commutarian nation prosper." -Bobby Cairo
"Maybe the Easter Bunny will come see ya'll." -Adam Young
"The darkness will consume this whole damn place. The darkness will eat away at everything these idiots hold dear to them. I will see to that. It is my mission, my one true purpose here." -Mikey eXtreme
"But hey, at least you have some shred of decency, some miniscule portion of moral integrity. You knew you aren't a man of the people, and refused to pretend to be something you're not. You must get that from your mother. Pity her sense of decency must have been out of whack, too." -Jay Omega
"The orange spot dances back up to the approximate location of Jay's mouth, then flares again momentarily, before it once again zips down and to our left." -Jay Omega
"Balls in your court Seth and you better take one hell of a shot or this redneck is going to be spending a lot of time in Abilene with a nagging injury." -Adam Young
"It’s not spelled H.O.S.A.Y. It’s J.O.S.E." -Grime
"my toxic ooze is stronger than the aids virus" -Tyson Walker
"That scares the ever-loving, horse fucking, Liza Minelli charactering shit out of me." Gemini Battle
"When it comes to the lustful passions of the body, isn’t that really the same idea? To fulfill all your promiscuous pleasures is really the reason mankind attempts their climb to fame in the first place. To impress. It is a blind faith that power will bring the attention from those who you desire to satisfy your needs…" -Dark Prince
"I came to the WCF because I was told that there would be competition. I did it, not because of wanting to be in the spotlight, but because wrestling is in my blood. This gym is my heart, the business is my blood." -Q-Ball
"There is a reason why I am thought of as indestructible. Look at others that dare make themselves seem demented or that they are a tortured soul. I am not a tortured soul. I am the reason why they scream at night." -Dark Prince
"Sorry bout your fucking luck son. I'll be doing what the fuck I want to do when the fuck I decide to do it." -Adam Young
"...Dark Johnny, whatever he is called now, is some brilliant mad scientist type of guy who has built machines that legit actually time-travel. I don’t understand then, why isn’t he WCF World Champion if he has time machine to go back in time to when he was Champion, instead of nothing but a lackey to a psycho job." -Sean Shaddix
"I can say this; I didn’t just sit back and do nothing. I didn’t back away from the challenge, instead I went in headfirst. I faced down Zombie McMorris, I stared down Jay Omega, I put the fear of God in D-V-S. To this day, each one of those great wrestlers, knows my name" -Thomas Bates
"This week I'm going to start make myself very comfortable since you let me in, and come Sunday Night, Explosion.. I'm staying.. staying in the back of your minds, staying inside your gut, that soul will begin to hinder it's tight grasp on humanity.. cause I'm coming.." -Mystic
"It’s not fun for me, I find this whole process to be useless. It’s like fishing and you know I hate fishing." - The Gatecrashers
"And win, lose, or draw, we’ll still be talking shit and comin’ back for more the next week. We are going to climb the ladder here in Wrestling Championship Federation, gladly stomping on each rung on the way up.” -Sean Shaddix
"It was 1998, a horrible year for everyone in the family. My older brother Jesse nearly drank himself to death that year, as did Mikey. Mom was unemployed for most of the year, and her boyfriend Mike was about as useless as tits on a nun." -Drangonmaster Deuce
"you know im all for the whole sink or drown approach but my first match was a fatal four way where just incase you forgot...i did not get pinned" -Snapz
"I also battle alcoholism, drug addiction and severe anxiety and depression, but that’s another story." -Joey Flash
"I’ll bring the TV Title home and I’ll dedicate it to you and to all the Portuguese people. I am my country’s savior, dad. You’re mine." -Jackson "The Fenix" White
"Yeah, this whole…Omega Man, Gatekeeper, the Wicked…ugh Seven Overlords…Abyss…Astral Plane…FUCK. Doctor Who fucking bingo. Full house. What a load of shit. I don’t care if you are all this. I don’t care if you are part of this supernatural astral fucking eternal war, what have you boiled down to? A wrestler who likes hitting people with furniture and asking Corey Black "I gotta potty!" in a sing-song voice "I gotta potty, I gotta poo, I have to drop a Deu-hoo-hoose!" - Occulo
"Grime looks the man in the eyes and pulls the walker away and the man loses his grip. The man begins to go down, but Grime catches him. He lifts the man off the ground so that his feet dangle and starts dancing with him." -Grime
"And with that, the Dark One picks up the slightly smaller, dimmer Bell of Time. Thrice he strikes it, and each ringing of the Bell draws forth a visible, shimmering ripple in timespace that radiates outward, causing as-yet unknown alterations to the fabric of Reality." -Dark Johnny
"But, when you lose, don't cry... Laugh, because then you will know you were beaten by me." -Q-Ball
"Seriously, Kaz could pop poon cherries and ass poon cherries alike with the supernova his laughter caused. He probably done busted one or two of Omega's ass poons, just like both of his title reigns were busted before he even got em' off the ground." -Kaz Mazy
"You still have that pink thing?” “The lace teddy?” “No… you’re vagina.” She reaches up her dress. “Yup, still there.” -Gemini Battle
"They claim that we will get beaten because we don’t have the most powerful force in the universe, the “Power of Friendship”. They then proceed to shit rainbow skittles and blast off to the next hotel room where the neighbors complain about the loud banging coming from their room." -Caraid
"I'm not well liked in this company. You can hear stories of the men who quit and the careers I've ended and the teammates that I've turned against. However, the record books have been very kind to me. Can you say the same? After this week, I venture not." -Odein Balfore
"big train is smashin through a big UFO. aliens are dyin left and right at his big train hands." -Big Train
"See, I’m a bad guy; I have no qualms about who I am, about what I am, but every single bad thing has etched a cut deep into my mind, into my soul and it’s turned me into something…something I hate." -Joey Flash
"How do fight a man with no weakness? You invent one." -Scarecrow
"This was almost like him asking me to kill one brother for another. Sure, I wasn't the biggest fan of Michael Steele. If anything, he was an anti-social porcupine that everyone was forced to pet during my days serving in the Joint Operation. However, he held much more stock than my own brother did, considering he was not working for the bad guys. But this was also my flesh and blood brother we are talking about, here." -Dragonmaster Deuce
"Gusty winds can be heard in the dark. The Winds of Change brushes up against your fragile skin. The visuals have been adjusted and You begin to see an old cobble stoned walkway." -Oblivion
"I want to see your confused gaze go from full of determination to drained and empty of it after the final bell. I want to see you deprived of all the joy that’s filled you since your return. I want to watch as the strangeness you so desperately cling to flows freely from you lifeless frame as it lies battered and broken in the ring. Your literal heart will still beat, but you’ll have none in the metaphorical sense." -Dune
"...From now on you might as well call me Katherine or something stupid like that..." -Marc Mayhem
"but appearantly i have a match with one of the martians from space jam?" -Snapz
"Since I came back I am 59 and 0. According to the stats guys running the WCF even they admit I'm 7 and 0. Osbourne: I want to say something stupid about overconfidence. But overconfidence rules!" -Alex Richards
"You know how to deal with the whole threes a crowd problem though right, Marc? Go ahead tell me. I'll give you a clue... You use it to CUT out the pathetic little maggot who keeps trying to get involved in your business." -Katherine Phoenix
"I'm the one that has no cure. Because unlike you. I evolve. Don't call it a come back. I've been here for years." -Odin Balfore
"Help him know what it's like to sleep on a bed not infested with cockroaches. And help him finally learn the difference between a land mine and a cow pie so that he doesn't end up like his brother, Limpy." -Jayson Price
"Cairo nodded his Jewbrainium in synchronicity as he reached into the abyss of thickness that split his tree trunkish legs, and yanked out dat Phillip Baines title strap, that old school Dub See Eff HAHDcore Championship that ain't been defended in real time since the days of Baines... 'til now." -Bobby Cairo
"The scene only heightens the state of ecstasy Dune finds himself in. He smiles, stretching the deep scars on his face and showing the inside of his mouth through long openings that never healed properly." -Dune
"Here, in your very own bleak Paradise... even here. They'll come at us from every direction, every point in Time, seeking to tear us down. Even such base men as these "Gatecrashers." They seek Glory at our expense; Fame in causing our downfall; Fortune in the gold they don't -- will never -- deserve. And do you know why?" -Dark Johnny
"When I’m ready to challenge for the World Championship, I will walk up to Bobby Cairo, or whoever is holding that title, and I will lay all of the Gold in the W-C-F at his feet. My path to Gold will be littered with the broken bodies of all the champions." -Thomas Uriel Bates
"It's the WCF everything is legal at the right time." -Alex Richards
"I can completely ignore Poop Guinea - like the rest of the civilized world - and refer to you as just another Uzbekistan schlub, who had to run away from his shitty homeland before the dysentery set in." -Jay Omega
"But this ain't a story. This isnt fiction. This isnt the part where Scarecrow, the Underdog, bad ass super soldier with a heart of gold and lungs full of tar comes away with an upset victory against The All Father." -Odin Balfore
"He’s like a dog, startled by its own reflection, the world doesn’t make sense to an Odin Balfore. The dimensions don’t fit." -Scarecrow
"Screams. That's what you'll hear. Howls of anguish and torment... and you'll be unable to stop them, because they won't really be there." -Kaz Mazy
"And since that's out of the way, I can now return you to my regularly scheduled roleplay, already in progress." -Jay Omega
"There was no confusion about the mattah. This wasn't a drill. Them thicks and poons understood that it was time to evacuate the premises. They understood that there was HIGH ANUS muddafukkas around the whirled, namely PAN-TEE-FAGS who couldn't stand to see a Commutarian nation prosper." -Bobby Cairo
"Maybe the Easter Bunny will come see ya'll." -Adam Young
"The darkness will consume this whole damn place. The darkness will eat away at everything these idiots hold dear to them. I will see to that. It is my mission, my one true purpose here." -Mikey eXtreme
"But hey, at least you have some shred of decency, some miniscule portion of moral integrity. You knew you aren't a man of the people, and refused to pretend to be something you're not. You must get that from your mother. Pity her sense of decency must have been out of whack, too." -Jay Omega
"The orange spot dances back up to the approximate location of Jay's mouth, then flares again momentarily, before it once again zips down and to our left." -Jay Omega
