Post by thepac on Nov 12, 2006 13:40:21 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Pac, Mena and Gwen all basking in the sun by Pac's pool. Mena sips her lemonade and Gwen is doing her nails. All while Pac is just taking in the sun. The doorbell rings and Mena gets up and walks toward the house. While she does that Pac manages to lift his head to watch Mena walk toward the house. He smiles then puts his head back down. Mena answers the door only to find Zach Davis standing at the front door. All you see is Mena roll her eyes and escorts Zach outside to where Pac is sitting.)
Mena speaks: Pac look who is here!!
(Pac looks up by taking off his sunglasses. He chuckles then sits up and begins to speak.)
I see your here for me to cut my promo for the upcoming Slam card. I guess i should take a few minutes to express my thoughts about this Television Title match. Okay bucko, let's do this!!
(Pac stretches and laughs again. Then looks into the camera.)
I know what all you jabroines are thinking?? Who is this guy?? Why do all the ladies love him?? How can I be like him?? There are many more questions but like the true meaning of life will never be answered. It says I'm in a 6 way match for the so called TV title. This should be a cake walk for me. Creeping Death seems to be the only harm since he is the current champ. But his mind is somewhere else and to all the other guys in this match. Please do yourself a favor and just step aside and let a true man take what belongs to him. Just think how it will be when a newcomer to this fed comes in and takes a title. Either I'm just that great, which I am, or means the talent in this fed is lacking. Which could be the answer. That is why I decided to come to this fed. I want to show everyone how it is done.. Cause believe me the talent is just short of lackluster performance. Here I sit by my lavish pool next to my awesome mansion and not to mention my full airplane hangar filled with cars proving that I have made lots of money wrestling before and not going to stop here. Even though I do not know any of you people does mean I can't kick your arse. I also could sit here and talk for days about each an one of you but I don't wanna bore myself and waste precious air-time and I'm going to let my actions speak for themselves. So strap on your boots nice and tight and get ready to lose to one exceptional lightweight and not to mention one handsome man. Please don't cry when I walk out with that TV title around my waist.. Until then chumps. Now get out of here I got more pressing matters to deal with like work on my tan.
(Mena escorts Zach to the door and turns around and closes the door. Scene ends.)
Mena speaks: Pac look who is here!!
(Pac looks up by taking off his sunglasses. He chuckles then sits up and begins to speak.)
I see your here for me to cut my promo for the upcoming Slam card. I guess i should take a few minutes to express my thoughts about this Television Title match. Okay bucko, let's do this!!
(Pac stretches and laughs again. Then looks into the camera.)
I know what all you jabroines are thinking?? Who is this guy?? Why do all the ladies love him?? How can I be like him?? There are many more questions but like the true meaning of life will never be answered. It says I'm in a 6 way match for the so called TV title. This should be a cake walk for me. Creeping Death seems to be the only harm since he is the current champ. But his mind is somewhere else and to all the other guys in this match. Please do yourself a favor and just step aside and let a true man take what belongs to him. Just think how it will be when a newcomer to this fed comes in and takes a title. Either I'm just that great, which I am, or means the talent in this fed is lacking. Which could be the answer. That is why I decided to come to this fed. I want to show everyone how it is done.. Cause believe me the talent is just short of lackluster performance. Here I sit by my lavish pool next to my awesome mansion and not to mention my full airplane hangar filled with cars proving that I have made lots of money wrestling before and not going to stop here. Even though I do not know any of you people does mean I can't kick your arse. I also could sit here and talk for days about each an one of you but I don't wanna bore myself and waste precious air-time and I'm going to let my actions speak for themselves. So strap on your boots nice and tight and get ready to lose to one exceptional lightweight and not to mention one handsome man. Please don't cry when I walk out with that TV title around my waist.. Until then chumps. Now get out of here I got more pressing matters to deal with like work on my tan.
(Mena escorts Zach to the door and turns around and closes the door. Scene ends.)
