MY son attempts suicide

[Buddy Roman]

I am sad to announce today that MY son, WHite Steven cleary, obviously and plainly tried to commit suicide. He was on vacation with friends and could not face a world in which his best friend and my client, Zombie McMorris has gone missing. Some say that Zombie McMorris has died and even Steven himself seems to back up that claim but refuses to give me more. My son was on a tropical island paradise and decided to leap from the throat of the world and plunge feet first into the bone chilling waters below and CRASH onto the rocky-rocks below.

Below is a video of my sons attempted suicide. I share it with you in hopes that it will stop others from attempting similar actions.






If you or loved ones that you know face this debilitating diease, please, please, PAH-LEASE call this number

1-800- 273-8255

[Lawyer Train]

my heart and yoohoo go out to your son.