Post by Davey Ortega on Jul 3, 2007 23:11:26 GMT -5
*The scene opens outside. A building is seen, but not shown what it actually is. Outcast and Davey Ortega come in to the scene.*
Outcast: Now Mad, I want that camera rolling. No mistakes or goof ups.
Davey: You DO have the video tape in right? I will love to re watch this again and again.
Rick: Yeah man, everything is good to go. If I can get this red light off I will be ready.
Outcast:....
Davey: That means it's recording.
Rick: Oh, umm.....ROLLING!!
Outcast: Me and you are going to work on our communication skills.
Rick: Anytime you want to make your announcment...
Outcast: OH, right! Ahem. Welcome WCF and NCW fans alike. Yes it is I, Outcast, along with Davey and Rick Mad..who is graciously working the camera for us. Today we have a special treat for you. As you can see we are on location, live, and going to talk to one of the wrestlers on the in active list. Oh yes, you guessed it. The Violent One!
Rick: I thought TXO said he was in a coma.
Outcast: Yeah well we are going to go and see for ourselves.
Davey: Can't really trust a man who goes to have dinner with some nurse he just met while MARRIED.
Outcast: Think thats borderline adultery?
Davey: Yes, yes I do.
Outcast: Though, before we go inside. I have a few things to say to our worthy adversary.
Davey: Worthy?
Rick: I think he was being humble.
Outcast: Actually I was being sarcastic.
Rick: Ah
Outcast: Yeah. Anyways. I am not sure when one match constituted a chapter. If thats the fact then I must have chapters all over this damn place. You see, TXO, you really can't call our match anything then just...a match. A poor match at that. I mean you parade around saying you defeated Team NCW. What you did, was defeat Merc. An actor. A hired actor. Not a wrestler, an actor. So in that affect yes you did defeat a now defunct member of Team NCW who wasn't a wrestler. Congratulations. I am glad you rolled that footage. I saw something that made me smile. It was me, jumping from the turnbuckle crushing YOU, TXO, you into the announcers table. So, in that match you pride over. You were taken out by...me. So if you want to relive that moment why hell, lets do it. I would love to take you out again, and this time for good. Also in that match TVO botched and went through the stage. So, I take you out, TVO takes himself out...and Boone gets the win for you. Then goes to lose to me in a one on one match. So, yes..I actually can beat someone while wrestling, and yes..we can beat you in a straight up wrestling match. So, why don't we go see TVO!
*They all three start heading to wards a building which is obviously the hospital where TVO is. They go inside and stop at the receptionist desk.*
Outcast: Hello, we are here to see our good friend TVO.
Nurse: Sign here.
*The nurse hands Outcast a clip board and he takes it, signs it, and gives it back.*
Outcast: We want to leave some photographs by his bead. Is that alright?
Nurse: Sure.
Outcast: Take a look.
*Outcast shows her the photos, which is The Hardy Boyz bodies holding up the Tag Team Titles with Outcasts and Davey's heads taped on to the bodies.*
Outcast: It's our victory photo.
Nurse: Very..um..nice.
Outcast: Thanks.
*They leave the desk and wander around, until finally finding the room where a comatose TVO is. They slowly walk inside. Rick zooms the camera in on him.*
Rick: I think he really is in a coma.
Outcast: HEY!!
*No response.*
Davey: YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SAFETY!
*No response.*
Outcast: Awesome. Come on guys.
*They walk in, and circle around him. Outcast pulls something out of his pocket.*
Davey: Is this ethical?
Outcast: I really don't care.
*Outcast pulls the cap off of a magic marker that he pulled out. He leans in at starts drawing on TVOs face. He pulls away to reveal what was drawn. 666 on his forehead, TXO=bitch, and a penis is drawn on his right cheek, leading to his mouth.*
Rick: You're going to hell
Outcast: I know.
Davey: It...is an improvement.
Outcast: I agree.
*Outcast leaves the photos with him, an a note that says ''Get well soon, Team NCW, the Tag Champions.''*
Rick: So is this it?
Outcast: Yup. Is there a Denny's around here?
Davey: Probably. Lets go find one.
Rick: DDEEEEENNNNNYYYYYY'SSSSS
Outcast: Oh yeah.
*They leave the room and the scene fades.*
Outcast: Now Mad, I want that camera rolling. No mistakes or goof ups.
Davey: You DO have the video tape in right? I will love to re watch this again and again.
Rick: Yeah man, everything is good to go. If I can get this red light off I will be ready.
Outcast:....
Davey: That means it's recording.
Rick: Oh, umm.....ROLLING!!
Outcast: Me and you are going to work on our communication skills.
Rick: Anytime you want to make your announcment...
Outcast: OH, right! Ahem. Welcome WCF and NCW fans alike. Yes it is I, Outcast, along with Davey and Rick Mad..who is graciously working the camera for us. Today we have a special treat for you. As you can see we are on location, live, and going to talk to one of the wrestlers on the in active list. Oh yes, you guessed it. The Violent One!
Rick: I thought TXO said he was in a coma.
Outcast: Yeah well we are going to go and see for ourselves.
Davey: Can't really trust a man who goes to have dinner with some nurse he just met while MARRIED.
Outcast: Think thats borderline adultery?
Davey: Yes, yes I do.
Outcast: Though, before we go inside. I have a few things to say to our worthy adversary.
Davey: Worthy?
Rick: I think he was being humble.
Outcast: Actually I was being sarcastic.
Rick: Ah
Outcast: Yeah. Anyways. I am not sure when one match constituted a chapter. If thats the fact then I must have chapters all over this damn place. You see, TXO, you really can't call our match anything then just...a match. A poor match at that. I mean you parade around saying you defeated Team NCW. What you did, was defeat Merc. An actor. A hired actor. Not a wrestler, an actor. So in that affect yes you did defeat a now defunct member of Team NCW who wasn't a wrestler. Congratulations. I am glad you rolled that footage. I saw something that made me smile. It was me, jumping from the turnbuckle crushing YOU, TXO, you into the announcers table. So, in that match you pride over. You were taken out by...me. So if you want to relive that moment why hell, lets do it. I would love to take you out again, and this time for good. Also in that match TVO botched and went through the stage. So, I take you out, TVO takes himself out...and Boone gets the win for you. Then goes to lose to me in a one on one match. So, yes..I actually can beat someone while wrestling, and yes..we can beat you in a straight up wrestling match. So, why don't we go see TVO!
*They all three start heading to wards a building which is obviously the hospital where TVO is. They go inside and stop at the receptionist desk.*
Outcast: Hello, we are here to see our good friend TVO.
Nurse: Sign here.
*The nurse hands Outcast a clip board and he takes it, signs it, and gives it back.*
Outcast: We want to leave some photographs by his bead. Is that alright?
Nurse: Sure.
Outcast: Take a look.
*Outcast shows her the photos, which is The Hardy Boyz bodies holding up the Tag Team Titles with Outcasts and Davey's heads taped on to the bodies.*
Outcast: It's our victory photo.
Nurse: Very..um..nice.
Outcast: Thanks.
*They leave the desk and wander around, until finally finding the room where a comatose TVO is. They slowly walk inside. Rick zooms the camera in on him.*
Rick: I think he really is in a coma.
Outcast: HEY!!
*No response.*
Davey: YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF SAFETY!
*No response.*
Outcast: Awesome. Come on guys.
*They walk in, and circle around him. Outcast pulls something out of his pocket.*
Davey: Is this ethical?
Outcast: I really don't care.
*Outcast pulls the cap off of a magic marker that he pulled out. He leans in at starts drawing on TVOs face. He pulls away to reveal what was drawn. 666 on his forehead, TXO=bitch, and a penis is drawn on his right cheek, leading to his mouth.*
Rick: You're going to hell
Outcast: I know.
Davey: It...is an improvement.
Outcast: I agree.
*Outcast leaves the photos with him, an a note that says ''Get well soon, Team NCW, the Tag Champions.''*
Rick: So is this it?
Outcast: Yup. Is there a Denny's around here?
Davey: Probably. Lets go find one.
Rick: DDEEEEENNNNNYYYYYY'SSSSS
Outcast: Oh yeah.
*They leave the room and the scene fades.*
