Breaking News: Katherine Phoenix injured after Slam.

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It is being reported that during last nights Slam, Katherine Phoenix was legitimately busted open with a shard of glass, which Marc Mayhem had used to try and defend himself with. WCF.COM were able to get a short statement from Katherine, following the brutal attack.

"To be honest I have no idea what Marcs problem was on Slam. He was having a nice little interview with Hank Brown, I try and give him a hug... just to say, you know... Congratulations on earning a shot at the Hardcore Title and the guy throws me into a wall and proceeds to try and stab me to death. I've just had 8 stitches and quite frankly, Marc, you hurt my feelings. And that isn't very nice, is it?"

We will provide further updates if they become available.

[Jeff Purse]

@thefuturejeffp

Hahahahaha. This bitch comes, talks shit, gets hurt. Just like all the other newbie jobbers. #SlamHighlight

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@epitomeofcommentary

[Oblivion]

Oblivion walks down a hall, Hank Brown stops The Monster.

Hank Brown: Oblivion! Oblivion!!

The Monster with one swift motion, Oblivion grabs Hank and slams him against the wall, sneers.

Oblivion: What.

Hank Brown: It is word that Katherine Phoenix got stabbed by Marc Mayhem. She had to receive 8 stitches becuz OF the attack. Your opinion?

Oblivion snears towards Hank Brown.

Oblivion: Marc Mayhem stabbing Katherine Phoenix? Isn't that ironic....

Oblivion looks at the camera.

Oblivion: ...don't you think? Marc Mayhem should be given a damn medal for his actions. But, if miss Katherine ends up in a hospital or receive any more medical attention. IT DOES have a care package for her, to cheer up. It's only 8 stitches.

Oblivion digs in a paper bag.

Oblivion: We have here a Teddy Bear with a huge gash in it's chest, that says... "Eat your heart out". Funny. A board game... Connect Four and a Peanut Butter sandwich. Now, as soon as IT can find where she is.

Hank Brown: In fact Oblivion, I think I can see her over the....

Oblivion: Yea-yea, sure. Whatever. Um, YOU take this to her!! IT has something else better to do. Like do taxes, heart surgery...

Oblivion walks away.