Post by Alex Richards on Jan 6, 2015 0:08:22 GMT -5
ah fuck it.. can't resist.. what can I say it's my late Christmas present..
Wrestler's name: Dude Davidson
Gimmick: Demands to only wrestle women where he/she harasses them as while getting he/she's ass kicked. Also demands people call her/him the Manstress of Mischief. Has green skin and attempts to crackle.. very very poorly.
Height/Weight: 5ft 8inch/142lbs
Hometown: Teabag, Nevada
Alignment: Disgusting
Appearance/attire: Dresses exactly like Logan did during his crossdressing gimmick. In fact has been known to brag he/she bought all their outfits from the Hotdog Mascot's garage sale.
Entrance and music: Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith plays and Kyle Steele announces him/her as quickly as possible and then exits the ring not wanting to be a part of the spectacle.
Style: Gropey and creepy
Favourite Moves: Micro Penis Rage Quit of Doom- basically throws a tantrum.
Finisher and description: The Manwich (bearhugs opponents then pushes them to the corner and holds the hug for an uncomfortably long period of time before belly to belly suplexing the victim out of the corner.
Manager? If so, name and description: Lilith Fair
Lilith looks like she spends all her free time at that defunct female rock festival. She always comes to ringside with Davidson and never does anything but yet the Dude always blames her whenever he/she loses. She also occasionally brings Salem, the black cat to ringside.
