My Fav Lines from Rps this week 27
Nov 30, 2014 20:42:30 GMT -5
Kaz, marcmayhem, and 1 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Nov 30, 2014 20:42:30 GMT -5
"Suddenly my father does something he has never done since he decided to become a luchadore. He puts his hand behind his head and unties the back of his mask, taking it off and exposing his face. He holds it in his hand and waves it in front of me, asking me to take it." -Sin Rostro Jr.
"Dan Van Slade: "You know – you’ll get cancer if you hold in your farts…" -DVS
"WCF fans, get ready for a show! Because this Wednesday you are going to be treated to some of the best wrestling you have seen in a long time!" -Tyson Strong
"Air so thick, Old Man Winter shows his grotesque face. Ice sickles are exposed, as a band of winter warriors roar onto battle. Howling in the dark, the wind grabs dead branches, breaking the brittle extensions, of the trees, throwing them down on the snow covered ground. The trees groan out in agonizing pain, but the wind drowns out the arborary screams. Maniacal laughter blends in with howling winds." -Oblivion
"Now I am an old man, over the hill, and done with my time in the squared circle. But my time in this great business is far from over. Now that my time in the ring is finished; it is now time for me to usher in the future of professional wrestling, to mold the minds and talent of the young." -Justin King while introducing Los Asesinos
"We must've done this a thousand times, you and I, and across a half dozen versions of "reality." -Johnny Reb
"Bartender 1: "Strike me a fuckin’ believer, because I’m damn certain a ghost just entered my bar…" -DVS
"The man is dressed in large black combat boots, no pants, white Fruit of the Loom men’s briefs and faded red Santa jacket. The man is carrying a strap of jingle bells in one hand and polka dotted pillow case that is slung over his shoulder in the other." Marc Mayhem
"It’s exactly the type of crazy nonsense I could use in my life. Keep it interestin’ ya heard?" -Hardcore Alex
"Days ago it was a small, but thriving town. Cars dropping kids off at school. Fathers and Mothers going to work. Storefronts were pockets of consumer activity. Everything you’d expect from a town. Normality in all it’s mundane, average glory. A vision from the ice. A past buried beneath the Scarecrow’s feet." -The Scarecrow
"Yah, he tacked on that faggot English spelling. As if New Jersey's illiteracy wasn't bad enough, he had to go and mind fuck them with some of that high end wording. Those folks spell Croissant “Queersat.” They aren't readers, ya dig? Good." -Louis Bartkowski
"I have the ears and eyes of millions over me now. The platform is there now all I need to do is perform and perform I shall. I'm going to bring it, dad. And I'm going to make you proud. I promise." -Sin Rostro Jr.
"It’ll keep turning and turning and they can do whatever they want with the sparks." -Occulo
"Phantasm: Wow- that's probably spot-on, Eye-Seven. Look at you, learning shit!" -Polar Phantasm
"And so is the story of my most recent love affair. Note to self, quit dipping your goddamn pen in the fucking company ink! Especially if it's your own damn ink!" -"Gonzo" Deuce Murdock
"I want to wear womens clothes. Complete the look. I want to be unique, and this is the way I want to do that mom." -shock
"I’m going to make this belt the most celebrated and cherished title in the entirety of the WCF just by sheer osmosis of my dominance. Call this shit an open challenge, anyone, anywhere any time. I’m collecting all of your heads,..." -Joey Flash
"Why is everything poon and bad ghetto Ebonics here? I don’t get it, this stopped being funny like 15 years ago." -Marc Mayhem
"The scene opens too what looks like an old carnival tent which has seen better days, the surfaces are lined with dust and stale blood from years hence, the stink is palatable to my senses as I walk through the darkness and the decay small rays of moonlight shining through the roof of the tent making the dust dance and swirl..." -Seifer Black
"Sweetheart, it's all good. You aren't the first set of women's eyes who have wandered to my package and wondered what what it would be like to be with me." -Justin Cash
"The zombie slaves attack the guards. They rip and rend asunder flesh with frightening ease! Automatic gunfire splices through the screams of horror as Scarecrow spins and shoots straight up like a bullet, shattering the beam on the scaffolding, bringing the precarious structure down!" -The Scarecrow
" "Uh, I cannot hear you, Scarecrow. When you speak to The Godfather, you clear your damned throat and you put some bass in your voice, boy." Cairo slammed a clenched fist upon his chest and shot two glaring blue hate rays into the camera." -Bobby Cairo
"The doctor hesitated for a moment longer “You were technically dead, Kaz.” Kaz’s heart dropped to his ass." -Kaz Mazy
"They giggle like drunk schoolgirls as The Slickness storm out, flipping the bird the entire way." -Hardcore Alex
"If you think having two men on your side makes you untouchable then you surely haven't learned a goddamn thing every time I have put my elbow through your skull." -Corey Black
"All Three: “THEY HAVE A HOT TUB?!?” -Roy Speede
"Win or lose there will be blood and death forthcoming" -Ultimate Destroyer
"Dan Van Slade: "You know – you’ll get cancer if you hold in your farts…" -DVS
"WCF fans, get ready for a show! Because this Wednesday you are going to be treated to some of the best wrestling you have seen in a long time!" -Tyson Strong
"Air so thick, Old Man Winter shows his grotesque face. Ice sickles are exposed, as a band of winter warriors roar onto battle. Howling in the dark, the wind grabs dead branches, breaking the brittle extensions, of the trees, throwing them down on the snow covered ground. The trees groan out in agonizing pain, but the wind drowns out the arborary screams. Maniacal laughter blends in with howling winds." -Oblivion
"Now I am an old man, over the hill, and done with my time in the squared circle. But my time in this great business is far from over. Now that my time in the ring is finished; it is now time for me to usher in the future of professional wrestling, to mold the minds and talent of the young." -Justin King while introducing Los Asesinos
"We must've done this a thousand times, you and I, and across a half dozen versions of "reality." -Johnny Reb
"Bartender 1: "Strike me a fuckin’ believer, because I’m damn certain a ghost just entered my bar…" -DVS
"The man is dressed in large black combat boots, no pants, white Fruit of the Loom men’s briefs and faded red Santa jacket. The man is carrying a strap of jingle bells in one hand and polka dotted pillow case that is slung over his shoulder in the other." Marc Mayhem
"It’s exactly the type of crazy nonsense I could use in my life. Keep it interestin’ ya heard?" -Hardcore Alex
"Days ago it was a small, but thriving town. Cars dropping kids off at school. Fathers and Mothers going to work. Storefronts were pockets of consumer activity. Everything you’d expect from a town. Normality in all it’s mundane, average glory. A vision from the ice. A past buried beneath the Scarecrow’s feet." -The Scarecrow
"Yah, he tacked on that faggot English spelling. As if New Jersey's illiteracy wasn't bad enough, he had to go and mind fuck them with some of that high end wording. Those folks spell Croissant “Queersat.” They aren't readers, ya dig? Good." -Louis Bartkowski
"I have the ears and eyes of millions over me now. The platform is there now all I need to do is perform and perform I shall. I'm going to bring it, dad. And I'm going to make you proud. I promise." -Sin Rostro Jr.
"It’ll keep turning and turning and they can do whatever they want with the sparks." -Occulo
"Phantasm: Wow- that's probably spot-on, Eye-Seven. Look at you, learning shit!" -Polar Phantasm
"And so is the story of my most recent love affair. Note to self, quit dipping your goddamn pen in the fucking company ink! Especially if it's your own damn ink!" -"Gonzo" Deuce Murdock
"I want to wear womens clothes. Complete the look. I want to be unique, and this is the way I want to do that mom." -shock
"I’m going to make this belt the most celebrated and cherished title in the entirety of the WCF just by sheer osmosis of my dominance. Call this shit an open challenge, anyone, anywhere any time. I’m collecting all of your heads,..." -Joey Flash
"Why is everything poon and bad ghetto Ebonics here? I don’t get it, this stopped being funny like 15 years ago." -Marc Mayhem
"The scene opens too what looks like an old carnival tent which has seen better days, the surfaces are lined with dust and stale blood from years hence, the stink is palatable to my senses as I walk through the darkness and the decay small rays of moonlight shining through the roof of the tent making the dust dance and swirl..." -Seifer Black
"Sweetheart, it's all good. You aren't the first set of women's eyes who have wandered to my package and wondered what what it would be like to be with me." -Justin Cash
"The zombie slaves attack the guards. They rip and rend asunder flesh with frightening ease! Automatic gunfire splices through the screams of horror as Scarecrow spins and shoots straight up like a bullet, shattering the beam on the scaffolding, bringing the precarious structure down!" -The Scarecrow
" "Uh, I cannot hear you, Scarecrow. When you speak to The Godfather, you clear your damned throat and you put some bass in your voice, boy." Cairo slammed a clenched fist upon his chest and shot two glaring blue hate rays into the camera." -Bobby Cairo
"The doctor hesitated for a moment longer “You were technically dead, Kaz.” Kaz’s heart dropped to his ass." -Kaz Mazy
"They giggle like drunk schoolgirls as The Slickness storm out, flipping the bird the entire way." -Hardcore Alex
"If you think having two men on your side makes you untouchable then you surely haven't learned a goddamn thing every time I have put my elbow through your skull." -Corey Black
"All Three: “THEY HAVE A HOT TUB?!?” -Roy Speede
"Win or lose there will be blood and death forthcoming" -Ultimate Destroyer
