My Fav Lines from Rps this week 26
Nov 16, 2014 21:39:06 GMT -5
The Polar Phantasm, Chase Michaels, and 6 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Nov 16, 2014 21:39:06 GMT -5
I could tell a lot of hard work and hours went into Roleplays this week, nice job WCF.
"Nobody in their right mind would take a bullet for their employer. Fuck them. The only reason you would take a bullet is so you would be labelled a hero and have security for life for you and your family. There isn’t a single selfless person in the room." -Occulo
"The thud of a limp body resounded throughout the room as the tramp was unceremoniously released by the security men, who then made sure to stand quickly back, the odour obviously becoming too much for them." -Joey Flash
"Tyson inhaled deep and exhaled with enthusiasm. The contracted muscles released and his mind began to float through the aeons. 'You got this.' He whispered to himself." -Tyson Strong
"We do not celebrate Thanksgiving and break bread with our neighbors. We RAPE and PLUNDER our neighbors... and there is nobody in the entire world that can stop us." -Steve Orbit
"The hug caught Kaz off guard. He expected Bobby Cairo to be all business…much needed to be done, and Bobby C didn’t fuck around. He took care of muddafukkin’ business and shit." -Kaz Mazy
"I SAID IT OVERFLOWETH-UH, just like y'all vaginas be overflowin' right now! I hear it splashin' on the ground-- don't be shy because it makes our Father proud. This is how you praise our Father, with a God damn wet pussy and some girl-on-girl action." -Steve Orbit
"Denise: *Voice Over * I come back to the WCF to find the love of my life, only to find that he doesn't even know who I am... How can that be? We've shared everything, and yet... he didn't know me." -Denise D-Evil
"Hardcore holds his hand out, and when Hank grabs it Harcore shakes his hand with an unnecessary strength. When he lets go Hank bends forwards slightly, gripping his crushed hand with his free one and walks away shaking his head." -Hardcore Alex
"And the haggling commences. They go back and forth, discussing potential profit versus personal risk -- and who's taking the greater one. It isn't long before they settle on a 65-35 split, in Dingo's favor. With a toast and a handshake, the deal is sealed. Dingo is about halfway down the stairs when he pauses." -Jahani al-Reb
"Jesus woulda took these bitches into their home and tried to help them. Just like me. Shit, I'm closer to God than y'all could ever be. I am truly doing God's work. I'm out here on the front lines." -Steve Orbit
"Buddy Roman does not share the stone with which he kills two birds." -Zombie McMorris
"And now for all you people, for all of you who so whole heartedly believe that you are the wolves in the pack and not the sheep in the flock I give you all once chance…" -Siefer Black
"His eyes are coal-black, taking everything in and reflecting nothing." -Johnny Reb
"You can take all that mystical mumbo jumbo and and go piss in your fathers cunt" -Ultimate Destroyer
"No, sir- I'm here once again to put the wrongs right. Some of these wrongs I did to the company by leaving unexpectedly; some of these wrongs, though, are plainly and simply injustices that need to be resolved...or avenged. I let the dream die inside myself, and it seems that it has died in a few others as well. This has now become my purpose... this is why I've returned." -The Polar Phantasm
"NOT ONLY IS OBLIVION GONNA TWIST YOU UP AND TEAR YOU TO SHREDS, BUT IT IS GONNA RIP UP YOUR PSYCHE MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS." -Oblivion
"When you're at peace, you embrace the eternity. When you're confused, you be dazzled by doomsday." -The Villian Adam Young
"You think I care what these two has-beens have done in the past? So what they won a Tag title. Where have they been? Ill tell you where, sitting home being lazy. They fell in love get hitched then sat home eat some Cheetos and watched the WCF and reminisced how great of tag team they were." -Marc Mayhem
"The darkness encompassed him like a tomb." -Night Rider
"Leave God out of this! In all of my time downrange, whether it was on a battlefield in the Kandahar Province, or in the streets of Zurich, I never once saw God. Just horror. Pure. Fucking. Horror." -Gonzo Deuce
"The same monster who destroyed MY life!! It is time... TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT IT STOLE FROM ME!! Oblivion may have the size, but I have the experience and the know how to take down such a horrible and disgusting creature!!" -Ace Slaughter
"Save your thanks for Jam Willis. Godfather don't wanna hear none of it." -Bobby Cairo
"Unfortunately your opponent did not submit a dish and in fact ran from the kitchen and out the back door during the commercial break. So I guess Chef Alex Richards wins by default." -Alex Richards
"Don't apologize to me. Apologize to my shit." -Jayson Price
"This Coca-Cola I’m drinking has more hardcore ingredients then I have." -Marcus Adams
"We all bleed the same blood. It’s our actions that taint it; when yours begins to flow, it will be because your life has deserted a shell without hope or pride or will. It will be an exit strategy from a useless facet, the blood will rejoice in the discovery of it’s expiry date." -Cory Scarecrow
"Where you're going, there's not going to be an arm raised in victory. There's not going to be high fives from your friends afterward. Because you're tunneling through this tournament, and the only Silver Lining at the end of a long, hard road is me, my arm raised and the title in my hands." -Roy Speede
"I look around to see every one of my brothers standing each with a smile on their faces." -Chase Michaels
"RYAN STANDS UP FROM THE BED, LOOKS AT THE NURSE WHO IS VERY CONFUSED, SLAPS HER ON THE ASS AND EXITS THE ROOM." -Ryan Blake
"Nobody in their right mind would take a bullet for their employer. Fuck them. The only reason you would take a bullet is so you would be labelled a hero and have security for life for you and your family. There isn’t a single selfless person in the room." -Occulo
"The thud of a limp body resounded throughout the room as the tramp was unceremoniously released by the security men, who then made sure to stand quickly back, the odour obviously becoming too much for them." -Joey Flash
"Tyson inhaled deep and exhaled with enthusiasm. The contracted muscles released and his mind began to float through the aeons. 'You got this.' He whispered to himself." -Tyson Strong
"We do not celebrate Thanksgiving and break bread with our neighbors. We RAPE and PLUNDER our neighbors... and there is nobody in the entire world that can stop us." -Steve Orbit
"The hug caught Kaz off guard. He expected Bobby Cairo to be all business…much needed to be done, and Bobby C didn’t fuck around. He took care of muddafukkin’ business and shit." -Kaz Mazy
"I SAID IT OVERFLOWETH-UH, just like y'all vaginas be overflowin' right now! I hear it splashin' on the ground-- don't be shy because it makes our Father proud. This is how you praise our Father, with a God damn wet pussy and some girl-on-girl action." -Steve Orbit
"Denise: *Voice Over * I come back to the WCF to find the love of my life, only to find that he doesn't even know who I am... How can that be? We've shared everything, and yet... he didn't know me." -Denise D-Evil
"Hardcore holds his hand out, and when Hank grabs it Harcore shakes his hand with an unnecessary strength. When he lets go Hank bends forwards slightly, gripping his crushed hand with his free one and walks away shaking his head." -Hardcore Alex
"And the haggling commences. They go back and forth, discussing potential profit versus personal risk -- and who's taking the greater one. It isn't long before they settle on a 65-35 split, in Dingo's favor. With a toast and a handshake, the deal is sealed. Dingo is about halfway down the stairs when he pauses." -Jahani al-Reb
"Jesus woulda took these bitches into their home and tried to help them. Just like me. Shit, I'm closer to God than y'all could ever be. I am truly doing God's work. I'm out here on the front lines." -Steve Orbit
"Buddy Roman does not share the stone with which he kills two birds." -Zombie McMorris
"And now for all you people, for all of you who so whole heartedly believe that you are the wolves in the pack and not the sheep in the flock I give you all once chance…" -Siefer Black
"His eyes are coal-black, taking everything in and reflecting nothing." -Johnny Reb
"You can take all that mystical mumbo jumbo and and go piss in your fathers cunt" -Ultimate Destroyer
"No, sir- I'm here once again to put the wrongs right. Some of these wrongs I did to the company by leaving unexpectedly; some of these wrongs, though, are plainly and simply injustices that need to be resolved...or avenged. I let the dream die inside myself, and it seems that it has died in a few others as well. This has now become my purpose... this is why I've returned." -The Polar Phantasm
"NOT ONLY IS OBLIVION GONNA TWIST YOU UP AND TEAR YOU TO SHREDS, BUT IT IS GONNA RIP UP YOUR PSYCHE MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS." -Oblivion
"When you're at peace, you embrace the eternity. When you're confused, you be dazzled by doomsday." -The Villian Adam Young
"You think I care what these two has-beens have done in the past? So what they won a Tag title. Where have they been? Ill tell you where, sitting home being lazy. They fell in love get hitched then sat home eat some Cheetos and watched the WCF and reminisced how great of tag team they were." -Marc Mayhem
"The darkness encompassed him like a tomb." -Night Rider
"Leave God out of this! In all of my time downrange, whether it was on a battlefield in the Kandahar Province, or in the streets of Zurich, I never once saw God. Just horror. Pure. Fucking. Horror." -Gonzo Deuce
"The same monster who destroyed MY life!! It is time... TIME TO TAKE BACK WHAT IT STOLE FROM ME!! Oblivion may have the size, but I have the experience and the know how to take down such a horrible and disgusting creature!!" -Ace Slaughter
"Save your thanks for Jam Willis. Godfather don't wanna hear none of it." -Bobby Cairo
"Unfortunately your opponent did not submit a dish and in fact ran from the kitchen and out the back door during the commercial break. So I guess Chef Alex Richards wins by default." -Alex Richards
"Don't apologize to me. Apologize to my shit." -Jayson Price
"This Coca-Cola I’m drinking has more hardcore ingredients then I have." -Marcus Adams
"We all bleed the same blood. It’s our actions that taint it; when yours begins to flow, it will be because your life has deserted a shell without hope or pride or will. It will be an exit strategy from a useless facet, the blood will rejoice in the discovery of it’s expiry date." -Cory Scarecrow
"Where you're going, there's not going to be an arm raised in victory. There's not going to be high fives from your friends afterward. Because you're tunneling through this tournament, and the only Silver Lining at the end of a long, hard road is me, my arm raised and the title in my hands." -Roy Speede
"I look around to see every one of my brothers standing each with a smile on their faces." -Chase Michaels
"RYAN STANDS UP FROM THE BED, LOOKS AT THE NURSE WHO IS VERY CONFUSED, SLAPS HER ON THE ASS AND EXITS THE ROOM." -Ryan Blake
