Waylon Cash has escaped from rehab!
Sept 29, 2014 9:39:10 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2014 9:39:10 GMT -5
WCF.com has received a report indicating that Waylon Cash has escaped from the Los Angeles rehabilitation facility he was checked into following his loss to Scott Savage. He escaped by whittling a toothbrush down into a stabbing device and taking a guard hostage. The guard was released unharmed, but Waylon has not yet been apprehended. Wcf.com caught up with the guard who was taken hostage for a short interview, and he had this to say:
"He had a crazed look in his eyes. I've never seen anything like it. He grabbed me from behind, and held the point of the shank to my throat. Once outside of the facility, he left me unharmed, but stole my police cruiser. The last word he said to me was 'Rosebud'. No idea what he meant by that, but I hope it doesn't take us three hours of pointless, overrated exposition to figure it out."
We will be keeping an eye on the situation, and if you see Waylon Cash, please contact authorities immediately. He is to be considered armed and dangerous.
"He had a crazed look in his eyes. I've never seen anything like it. He grabbed me from behind, and held the point of the shank to my throat. Once outside of the facility, he left me unharmed, but stole my police cruiser. The last word he said to me was 'Rosebud'. No idea what he meant by that, but I hope it doesn't take us three hours of pointless, overrated exposition to figure it out."
We will be keeping an eye on the situation, and if you see Waylon Cash, please contact authorities immediately. He is to be considered armed and dangerous.
