Post by Torture on Sept 28, 2014 15:18:00 GMT -5
Zach Davis: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for being here today for this WAR presser. We would like to thank the competitors for answering questions. We have one more guest. Please welcome to the podium.. Torture!
- Some of the media people clap. Most of the media people grumble. All of the media people snap photos. Torture walks out with a fresh look. A faux-hawk all gelled up, his suit tightly wrapped around his body, his smile knowing not only is he a marked man, he's a demanded man. Business as usual for Torture. He adjusts his glasses which sit perfectly on his nose and speaks into the microphone.
Torture: Thank you Zach. It's always a pleasure seeing you. I'll start answering questions now.
Question: Tort! Tort! Explain your actions about the Tort's Device on Johnny Fly. You said something like it was on Corey's hands.
Torture: Yes. You see I was confronting Corey Black. For a while I was noticing this catchphrase he would repeat. "King of all Wrestlers". I believe that to be a huge lie. He is my best friend. He will always be my best friend. We haven't spoke a lot all year since One and the Hall of Fame speech. In saying that, we do have a relationship based on honesty and respect. I called him out. Something he's done to me a few times. You see, every time Corey and I.. what's the word.. come together, come to blows, in that ring someone always pays for it. It's not on my hands. It's on Corey's hands. The reason Johnny Fly got a Torture's Device was because someone had to pay right then and there. The only reason Fly got into the ring was because Corey wouldn't shake my hand and was causing drama and friction. That prompted Fly to hit the ring. I am not responsible for my actions that night. As for Fly, he can ask Corey why he got a Torture's Device. Corey's been on the receiving end of them a few times, maybe they discussed the rehab process of getting strength back in your neck. Next question, please.
Question: Torture! Torture! What was the reasoning behind the attacks on Johnny Reb and Steve Orbit?
Torture: Simple. You and Wrestling Championship Federation continue to praise these two as main event value. You present them as predicted winners in War. I showed you they are nothing but two broken down bodies when they're in the same ring with me. Johnny Reb knows what a Torture's Device feels like. He's been laid out. Submitted. Pinned. Destroyed. Absolutely broken. Johnny Reb is still those things when he stands in the same ring with me. Steve Orbit didn't exactly deserve it but then again, maybe he did. Maybe that's why he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe he needed it. You see Orbit is one of those guys that has all the talent in the world to be the biggest and best, yet for some reason, he continues to get out shined. Mostly by me. It was the entire reason behind those few matches we had to have together earlier this year. Steve Orbit is talented, but sadly for him, like most, he's in the wrong era. The Torture era.
Also, for Johnny Reb, I wanted to send a message. I needed to send a message. I don't respond well to challenges. Johnny Reb needed a Torture's Device to send a message to his best friend. Most of the time the challenges are just exhausted air escaping through a broken soulless man who is so desperate for stardom they'll do anything they can to get me to give them a Tortures Device for their percentage of a pay per view bonus. It's been happening my entire career. Doc Henry is exactly that. He believes he can put on a vest, tip his cowboy hat upwards, grab the nearest shotgun, saddle up a pony and go into the middle of the town square and challenge the meanest, vicious, and biggest, baddest outlaw there is. He can't. And he won't. My message was simple. At War we'll probably be in the ring together. At War he'll have a slight, small chance to get his hands on me. At War he'll get a Tortures Device. At War.. Doc Henry will lose. Next question.
Question: Mista Torta! Mista Torta! Iz it tru how youu feel about Logan?
Torture: Absolutely. Well, if you're asking about what I've said about it recently then yes. Logan, for years, has always expressed his views and opinions about me. Publicly and privately. Ninety percent of it is lies because his warped reality has been crushed a thousand times over. Logan no longer understands what is real anymore. He hasn't for quite some time. However, what IS real is this; Logan was never THE guy. He was never #1, and if he was, it was timing and not competition. Trent Hunter was the best this company ever seen, until I came along. There is no Logan Era. There is the start of WCF and Trent Hunter era. Then there is me. For the last twelve years there has been the Torture era. It hasn't ended, and won't end for quite some time. Logan is an over hyped piece of shit. Nothing more and nothing less.
- Torture looks around the room as more hands raise. He fields the next question.
Question: Torture! We haven't heard from you all week. What was this week like in terms of preperation for War.
Torture: Well as you know this is sort of my first War match. You see, a lot of people are still confused and wondering why I was never in one before. It's simple. Either I was the World Heavyweight Champion at the time and War was a number one contenders match, or it was for the Championship and I was already promised a title shot for a future date. We already know I've done it all in Wrestling Championship Federation, and no a War win isn't going to solidify me as the Hall of Famer I already am, but I do want to win. I want the World Heavyweight Championship title around this waist. It's where it belongs. I've sat back and watched WCF turn into a damn joke and now it's time for the King of all Wrestlers to take back his throne. It's time for Torture to stand tall once again and continue to pave the way and take this company to new heights. I'll win on Sunday, and you'll write a thousand different stories and articles, but one thing will be certain. I'll be in the main event of One one more damn time. Next question, you sir.
Question: Yes, Torture, I'm curio-
Torture: Wait.. Shaun Jackson?
- The media person smiles and waves. Shaun Jackson, former WCF wrestler and This_Is_War member nods and turns focus back to Torture.
Question: Yes, Tort, it's me Jackson, I was curious as to your thoughts on the current World Champion?
Torture: First thing first, it's great to see you. Glad you're doing good after wrestling. To Answer your question though, I don't see him as the Champion. If I had it my way Corey Black will win the World title and I will win War this Sunday. Then at One, you'll see the greatest World Championship match for the final time. Corey Black vs Torture at One, one last time. I don't have anything to say about the World Champion because he's a nobody in my eyes. I can see right through him. Thanks for the question, Shaun, next one please.
- Another reporter raises their hand but Zach Davis steps forward and lets everyone know in the room there is enough time for one final question. Torture points the reporter out and they begin to speak.
Question: Torture. A lot of wrestlers in this War match have put a target on you, not so much in winning, but just to pin you. It's sort of the challenge within the actual match. Thoughts on the other wrestlers trying to pin you, and how do you plan to defend against it?
Torture: I'm glad you brought this up. I don't mind it. I've never backed down from a fight. I understand what it at stake for everyone in this match. They can focus on whatever they think is going to win them the fight, but they need to realize it won't happen. You can plan, and you can practice, and you can prepare, and you can try, but it won't happen. I have six dozen Torture's Devices in my back pocket that I'm ready to hand out. You think I'm going to become a Fly Jobber tomorrow at War? You think Chelsea Armstrong is going to make me her bitch? You think Doc or Reb are going to beat me? Do they think they're going to beat me? Orbit has enough on his plate, and he won't even get close to beating me. All of these guys and gals are going to bring their A game. They're going to be the best they've ever been, but that doesn't mean anything when Torture is in the ring. They probably haven't realized that, and probably won't until it's too late, but one thing is certain. Torture stomps into War and Torture celebrates out of War as the new Number One Contender and rightful owner of another One main event. Thanks for the time guys.
- Zach steps onto the stage and thanks everyone as well. Torture steps off the stage and behind a door where Chris Avery is giving him a thumbs up. Avery and Torture chit chat for a second before Zach Davis catches up with them.
Zach Davis: Thanks for the time Torture. If you follow me we can get you to your podcast interview with Hank Brown in the next room over.
- Torture nods while receiving more direction from Avery. Zach speaks up one more time.
Zach Davis: Just as soon as I find my intern though..
- Torture and Avery look at each other then look back at Zach just as a closet door breaks from it's hinges down to the floor. The loud chaos stuns Davis, Tort, and Avery. Tank falls to the ground with a half naked women on top of him. Tank looks over slowly and apologizes.
Torture: So, that, uhm, that your intern?
Zach Davis: (Sigh) Yeah. That's her.
- The scene fades out as the intern frantically starts to stand up and find clothes. Torture and Avery follow Zach into the next room.
- New scene fades in. Torture sitting in his home office. The room is still completely destroyed but Avery's laptop sits in front of him. Avery kneeling down next to Torture who is sitting in his office chair watching WCF videos. Avery clicks through the next one.
Torture: What the hell does that mean? I took a shit in the ring? Does Orbit not realize we lost because of him? We lost because of him, right? Yeah, don't answer that, I'm just going to say we lost because of him! Screw Steve Orbit. The mack? He does realize his entire gimmick is just a black version of Doc Henry? His shitty way of saying words, his hustling, I mean, Doc is a mack for cowboys, and Orbit is a mack for black people. Not to mention their entire gimmicks are just obnoxiously wrong versions of me! Steve Orbit is a piece of shit. Screw him. I hope his Torture's Device felt good because he'll have another one on Sunday. Orbit couldn't last ten minutes in the ring with me, let alone ten seconds. Screw him. Click to the next video.
- Avery shrugs and clicks through to the next one. They watch it for a few minutes. Torture laughs to himself. The video finishes.
Torture: Jeff Purse is hanging out with dumb and dumber. God, why does he have to be so good and so stupid at the same time! Hanging with Corey and Price does nothing for your career! I like Purse, don't get me wrong, and last time I let it slip up, but this new Torture can't say that shit. You know.. the bad guy gimmick I'm going for, but seriously the only time Corey and Price hang together is because they're both so afraid to do things on their own that they might look weak and lose. Spoiler: They are weak, and they do lose. A lot. Jay Price is an incredible giant piece of shit. My god, why is he still here? You would think after becoming the biggest laughing stock this company has seen behind Logan you would want to leave. No one laughs with him, they laugh at him. And Ron Weasley to Harry Potter? You kidding me? Corey is to me like.. someone who sucks to someone who doesn't. Bleh. Screw Corey Black. He's a jobber. I'll give him a Tortures Device anyway. He has one coming!
- Avery clicks on the next video. Torture adjusts his glasses like an old man and leans forward. He's watching an old-folks retirement home dramatization. He see's someone playing his character. He realizes what he looks like right now and coughs and takes his glasses off. He leans back trying not to look like an old guy.
Torture: Just stop it! Screw these people. Retirement home? I make millions a year off my clothing line, own multiple businesses, have a huge mansion in Los Angeles, and am preparing to make more money with Slickie T and a future professional football stadium in Las Vegas and I'm being portrayed as an old guy in a retirement home who is bat shit crazy! IM NOT BAT SHIT CRAZY. I DONT TRY TO ATTACK PEOPLE WITH A WALKER. WHY A WALKER?! CAUSE I CANT WALK? I CAN WALK! I HAVE TWO LEGS THAT WORK JUST FINE I DO HEAVY LIFTING AND SOME TIMES JOGGING SO WHY THE WALKER CANE THING WHEN MY LEGS WORK JUST FINE! WHAT IS THE JOKE EVEN REFERENCING?! HUH!?
- Avery, who doesn't say a word, calms Torture down and clicks the next video. Torture takes a deep breath and slowly reaches for his glasses. He puts them on.
Torture: .... Really?
- The video continues.
Torture: Are you kidding me?
- The video ends.
Torture: Prince. Jimmy. Dean. Has a video on the WCF video page?
Chris Avery: I guess, I didn-
Torture: We've yet to even release a video because either Tank breaks them, doesn't take the damn lense cap off, but this jibba jabba loving fool can work a video camera long enough for him to post it on the WCF Channel page and actually call me out? This dude doesn't even remember BEING in Wrestling Championship Federation let alone coming out to the god damn ring on a white pony and trying to take my Championship like it was his adopted child or something. He's out of his god damn mind. I .. I .. Whatever. Hopefully on Sunday I can give him a Tortures Device and end his pain. He needs one. Next video. God damn.
- Avery clicks the next video.
Torture: What the hell is this?
- Ten minutes go by and Torture is still sitting with a confused look on his face.
Torture: You see? This is what is wrong with Wrestling Championship Federation! Why did Johnny Fly do that? That was shit. That was like a good episode of Sons of Anarchy.
Chris Avery: Sons of what?
Torture: Nothing, it's this shitty little show that people watch but has terrible writing, shitty dialogue and in the end means nothing. That's exactly what that video was. Why did he waste time on that? That was pure shit. This is why I should give him another Torture's Device.
Chris Avery: Well, it was a play on Sterling Archer a TV show.
Torture: Yeah, I've seen it. It's loosely based on me. Again, when are they going to be original in TV and in WCF?
Chris Avery: Good point there.
Torture: And what does he mean, we were friends? We weren't that cool. And again, if he wants to know why it was ruined he should ask Corey Black. THE BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDS. He's the reason Fly got a Torture's Device. I had one and it was for Corey, but Fly wanted to step in and delegate, and that's all fine, but it shouldn't have gotten to that level. It shouldn't have been that situation. Corey should just shake my hand and tell me that I am the true King of all Wrestlers. Gah. Why do these guys think they're top dogs when there isn't a top dog around? Telling me your the best and the greatest isn't all that great when no one else is around! You're glorified losers! Johnny Fly will become a Torture Jobber. That way I can end his career as it started.. based on me! Next video please.
- They watch another video.
Torture: What the hell is Gravedigger talking about? Hangovers? We weren't hungover and old WCF wrestlers, he does realize we were friends BEFORE you were wrestlers, right? And Defman! What?! I don't even understand how he even knows Defman and I are friends! No one knew that! That was a secret we wanted to keep for some odd reason! And I had to go on a campaign because Seth Lerch was a dick to me and made me fight to get into the Hall of Fame to make him more money. Seth would have done that with Gravedigger had that guy ever actually BROUGHT money to this god damn company. That was my entire point! Was that I have moved the needle here. I made this company bigger and better. Most of you are here BECAUSE of me! Why doesn't he understand that? Is it because that Mexican lucha libre whatever mask was too tight on his face and killed brain cells? Hola retardo? You never sold out pay per views, your matches sucked and you were put into the Hall of Fame immediately because you had a class of other guys who were bigger than you. I went in BY myself and they're currently building a new wing for me. So hmf! Next video. I'm tired of Gravedigger anyway. Dude was the exact definition of a midcarder who got main event spots because Corey and I let him. Asshat.
- Avery clicks on another video. The two watch it. And Torture responds like a crazed maniac.
Torture: Oh, here we go. You know what, I'm going to say it Chris, and I've held this in for years, but I'm going to say it, and I wish there was a camera around.. well I don't, because I don't want him to know I'm going to say it but Avery, Nikki Venus IS A BITCH.
- Avery looks puzzled.
Torture: Yeah, well, yeah, she isn't really, she's really nice, and she helped Corey and I patch things up years ago but you know what, she's a bitch. Okay? I said it. It's over. I announced it to the world in a private room with just me and you, but whatever. And why must he insist on this King of all Wrestlers. He's so idiotic sometimes. He's not the king of shit. In fact, he is, just that, the king of shit. He's nothing. I've always been better than him, his record at ppvs sucks, he beats up on mid-carders and claims to be the almighty powerful weapon that WCF always has. Does he live and breathe WCF? Yes. But I'm sure some mouth breathers in Iowa do too. Doesn't mean their the best. I bleed, sweat and kill for this place, and have done so for twelve years, Chris. I'm the best. I'm the man made god. I'm the greatest. I AM THE KING OF ALL WRESTLERS OH MY GOD JUST CLICK THE NEXT VIDEO.
- Avery clicks through to another one.
Torture: Chelsea Armstrong sucks. Plain and simple. I have no idea why people waste their time. She's terrible. She sucks. I don't even have anything to really say about her right now because I'm in shock we actually watched that entire stupid video. I'm not wrong about her when I say I was bored to tears. Next.
- Another video.
Torture: Just turn it off, I don't even know who that was. Steeltoe Brandon? Or Joe? Oh my god. I've had enough.
- Torture stands up from his chair and Avery stands up reacting to Torture going on and on about War.
Torture: I've had enough of this. Why did you make me watch these? To piss me off and give me fire? It worked buddy. But listen. This is stupid. Half of these guys in War suck. They're terrible. None of them have had even a shade of someone like me in the ring with them. I have tunnel vision. I'm known as the one man in the world who will go to great lengths to capture and keep the Championship gold around my waist. It's mine. It's always been mine. I've hardly ever even lost it to begin with! It was always stripped from me, or stolen from me in three man or six man matches!
This is War for real, Chris. I'm focused. I've trained my ass off for this. I've set this goal out in my mind honestly a year ago. What happened earlier this year was fun, but it was for kicks. Just to do it and for Seth to make more money off of me. You know why? Because WCF doesn't make money unless Torture is in the mix. I don't understand how or why these guys don't get it, and it's because no one is here to teach them. I'm the King of all Wrestlers for a reason.
Look around this room and you'll see thousands of trophies, plaques, Championships, posters, big promotional ads featuring me, yeah, I get it. It's my past, and I bring it up a lot, but I bring it up because it was always constant and consistent. Orbit? Fly? Black? Price? Purse? Have they ever been the top dog and continued to be the top dog? No. WCF still doesn't have a face for this era because I'm still the face of this era. And they want to poke fun that I've been pinned by Waylon Cash? Yeah, and I'm still the benchmark in WCF so what does that make everyone else? Everyone tries so hard to rip off me, and be just like me, and be the "modern day" me, but they don't realize they're nothing LIKE me, they can't compare to me, and on Sunday I'll show them they can't BEAT me. This isn't the fun loving Torture so bringing that up is idiotic and shows you're not paying attention. I've handed out Torture's Devices to Fly, Reb, Orbit, and beat the ever living shit out of the most over hyped piece of shit this company has ever seen in Logan. That hot dog loving pussy is on the shelf because of me. So like I've said before, all the planning and preparing means nothing in the end when you're all just playing the game of who is second best. It's clear. It's already written. Torture wins on Sunday. Why argue with reality?
If I'm the underdog again, then so be it. I've been doubted before. I was doubted my entire career. Kept from Hall of Fame, etc etc, it's all the same bro. Sunday Night at War will be the rise of Torture once again. One needs Torture. WCF needs Torture. Whether they admit it or not, the boys and girls in the back need me too. They need me to show them how this game is played, how it's won, and how it's conquered. I'm still the face of Wrestling Championship Federation for a reason. I can see the nice eighteen pound gold World Heavyweight Champion sitting nicely around my waist already. I see right through these guys. They've gone on their journeys. They've reached out to close friends. Souls have been found, hearts have been filled, game plans have been prepared, but nothing will prepare them for what is going to happen on Sunday even though I've been telling them all along. Torture wins on Sunday. I'm the King of all Wrestlers. I'm the man made God. I'm THIS IS WAR. I'm the most clutch this company has ever seen, I'm the best big-match wrestler to ever compete AND WIN in WCF, and nothing will stop this train. Tunnel vision, Chris. I see it. Fate and Destiny couldn't write this any better. War will have Torture standing tall and victorious.
One will have another great main event. Seth will have a nice pay day. And all will be right in WCF land. One main event.. here I come.
- Torture walks out of his home office. And the scene fades out.
- Some of the media people clap. Most of the media people grumble. All of the media people snap photos. Torture walks out with a fresh look. A faux-hawk all gelled up, his suit tightly wrapped around his body, his smile knowing not only is he a marked man, he's a demanded man. Business as usual for Torture. He adjusts his glasses which sit perfectly on his nose and speaks into the microphone.
Torture: Thank you Zach. It's always a pleasure seeing you. I'll start answering questions now.
Question: Tort! Tort! Explain your actions about the Tort's Device on Johnny Fly. You said something like it was on Corey's hands.
Torture: Yes. You see I was confronting Corey Black. For a while I was noticing this catchphrase he would repeat. "King of all Wrestlers". I believe that to be a huge lie. He is my best friend. He will always be my best friend. We haven't spoke a lot all year since One and the Hall of Fame speech. In saying that, we do have a relationship based on honesty and respect. I called him out. Something he's done to me a few times. You see, every time Corey and I.. what's the word.. come together, come to blows, in that ring someone always pays for it. It's not on my hands. It's on Corey's hands. The reason Johnny Fly got a Torture's Device was because someone had to pay right then and there. The only reason Fly got into the ring was because Corey wouldn't shake my hand and was causing drama and friction. That prompted Fly to hit the ring. I am not responsible for my actions that night. As for Fly, he can ask Corey why he got a Torture's Device. Corey's been on the receiving end of them a few times, maybe they discussed the rehab process of getting strength back in your neck. Next question, please.
Question: Torture! Torture! What was the reasoning behind the attacks on Johnny Reb and Steve Orbit?
Torture: Simple. You and Wrestling Championship Federation continue to praise these two as main event value. You present them as predicted winners in War. I showed you they are nothing but two broken down bodies when they're in the same ring with me. Johnny Reb knows what a Torture's Device feels like. He's been laid out. Submitted. Pinned. Destroyed. Absolutely broken. Johnny Reb is still those things when he stands in the same ring with me. Steve Orbit didn't exactly deserve it but then again, maybe he did. Maybe that's why he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe he needed it. You see Orbit is one of those guys that has all the talent in the world to be the biggest and best, yet for some reason, he continues to get out shined. Mostly by me. It was the entire reason behind those few matches we had to have together earlier this year. Steve Orbit is talented, but sadly for him, like most, he's in the wrong era. The Torture era.
Also, for Johnny Reb, I wanted to send a message. I needed to send a message. I don't respond well to challenges. Johnny Reb needed a Torture's Device to send a message to his best friend. Most of the time the challenges are just exhausted air escaping through a broken soulless man who is so desperate for stardom they'll do anything they can to get me to give them a Tortures Device for their percentage of a pay per view bonus. It's been happening my entire career. Doc Henry is exactly that. He believes he can put on a vest, tip his cowboy hat upwards, grab the nearest shotgun, saddle up a pony and go into the middle of the town square and challenge the meanest, vicious, and biggest, baddest outlaw there is. He can't. And he won't. My message was simple. At War we'll probably be in the ring together. At War he'll have a slight, small chance to get his hands on me. At War he'll get a Tortures Device. At War.. Doc Henry will lose. Next question.
Question: Mista Torta! Mista Torta! Iz it tru how youu feel about Logan?
Torture: Absolutely. Well, if you're asking about what I've said about it recently then yes. Logan, for years, has always expressed his views and opinions about me. Publicly and privately. Ninety percent of it is lies because his warped reality has been crushed a thousand times over. Logan no longer understands what is real anymore. He hasn't for quite some time. However, what IS real is this; Logan was never THE guy. He was never #1, and if he was, it was timing and not competition. Trent Hunter was the best this company ever seen, until I came along. There is no Logan Era. There is the start of WCF and Trent Hunter era. Then there is me. For the last twelve years there has been the Torture era. It hasn't ended, and won't end for quite some time. Logan is an over hyped piece of shit. Nothing more and nothing less.
- Torture looks around the room as more hands raise. He fields the next question.
Question: Torture! We haven't heard from you all week. What was this week like in terms of preperation for War.
Torture: Well as you know this is sort of my first War match. You see, a lot of people are still confused and wondering why I was never in one before. It's simple. Either I was the World Heavyweight Champion at the time and War was a number one contenders match, or it was for the Championship and I was already promised a title shot for a future date. We already know I've done it all in Wrestling Championship Federation, and no a War win isn't going to solidify me as the Hall of Famer I already am, but I do want to win. I want the World Heavyweight Championship title around this waist. It's where it belongs. I've sat back and watched WCF turn into a damn joke and now it's time for the King of all Wrestlers to take back his throne. It's time for Torture to stand tall once again and continue to pave the way and take this company to new heights. I'll win on Sunday, and you'll write a thousand different stories and articles, but one thing will be certain. I'll be in the main event of One one more damn time. Next question, you sir.
Question: Yes, Torture, I'm curio-
Torture: Wait.. Shaun Jackson?
- The media person smiles and waves. Shaun Jackson, former WCF wrestler and This_Is_War member nods and turns focus back to Torture.
Question: Yes, Tort, it's me Jackson, I was curious as to your thoughts on the current World Champion?
Torture: First thing first, it's great to see you. Glad you're doing good after wrestling. To Answer your question though, I don't see him as the Champion. If I had it my way Corey Black will win the World title and I will win War this Sunday. Then at One, you'll see the greatest World Championship match for the final time. Corey Black vs Torture at One, one last time. I don't have anything to say about the World Champion because he's a nobody in my eyes. I can see right through him. Thanks for the question, Shaun, next one please.
- Another reporter raises their hand but Zach Davis steps forward and lets everyone know in the room there is enough time for one final question. Torture points the reporter out and they begin to speak.
Question: Torture. A lot of wrestlers in this War match have put a target on you, not so much in winning, but just to pin you. It's sort of the challenge within the actual match. Thoughts on the other wrestlers trying to pin you, and how do you plan to defend against it?
Torture: I'm glad you brought this up. I don't mind it. I've never backed down from a fight. I understand what it at stake for everyone in this match. They can focus on whatever they think is going to win them the fight, but they need to realize it won't happen. You can plan, and you can practice, and you can prepare, and you can try, but it won't happen. I have six dozen Torture's Devices in my back pocket that I'm ready to hand out. You think I'm going to become a Fly Jobber tomorrow at War? You think Chelsea Armstrong is going to make me her bitch? You think Doc or Reb are going to beat me? Do they think they're going to beat me? Orbit has enough on his plate, and he won't even get close to beating me. All of these guys and gals are going to bring their A game. They're going to be the best they've ever been, but that doesn't mean anything when Torture is in the ring. They probably haven't realized that, and probably won't until it's too late, but one thing is certain. Torture stomps into War and Torture celebrates out of War as the new Number One Contender and rightful owner of another One main event. Thanks for the time guys.
- Zach steps onto the stage and thanks everyone as well. Torture steps off the stage and behind a door where Chris Avery is giving him a thumbs up. Avery and Torture chit chat for a second before Zach Davis catches up with them.
Zach Davis: Thanks for the time Torture. If you follow me we can get you to your podcast interview with Hank Brown in the next room over.
- Torture nods while receiving more direction from Avery. Zach speaks up one more time.
Zach Davis: Just as soon as I find my intern though..
- Torture and Avery look at each other then look back at Zach just as a closet door breaks from it's hinges down to the floor. The loud chaos stuns Davis, Tort, and Avery. Tank falls to the ground with a half naked women on top of him. Tank looks over slowly and apologizes.
Torture: So, that, uhm, that your intern?
Zach Davis: (Sigh) Yeah. That's her.
- The scene fades out as the intern frantically starts to stand up and find clothes. Torture and Avery follow Zach into the next room.
- New scene fades in. Torture sitting in his home office. The room is still completely destroyed but Avery's laptop sits in front of him. Avery kneeling down next to Torture who is sitting in his office chair watching WCF videos. Avery clicks through the next one.
Torture: What the hell does that mean? I took a shit in the ring? Does Orbit not realize we lost because of him? We lost because of him, right? Yeah, don't answer that, I'm just going to say we lost because of him! Screw Steve Orbit. The mack? He does realize his entire gimmick is just a black version of Doc Henry? His shitty way of saying words, his hustling, I mean, Doc is a mack for cowboys, and Orbit is a mack for black people. Not to mention their entire gimmicks are just obnoxiously wrong versions of me! Steve Orbit is a piece of shit. Screw him. I hope his Torture's Device felt good because he'll have another one on Sunday. Orbit couldn't last ten minutes in the ring with me, let alone ten seconds. Screw him. Click to the next video.
- Avery shrugs and clicks through to the next one. They watch it for a few minutes. Torture laughs to himself. The video finishes.
Torture: Jeff Purse is hanging out with dumb and dumber. God, why does he have to be so good and so stupid at the same time! Hanging with Corey and Price does nothing for your career! I like Purse, don't get me wrong, and last time I let it slip up, but this new Torture can't say that shit. You know.. the bad guy gimmick I'm going for, but seriously the only time Corey and Price hang together is because they're both so afraid to do things on their own that they might look weak and lose. Spoiler: They are weak, and they do lose. A lot. Jay Price is an incredible giant piece of shit. My god, why is he still here? You would think after becoming the biggest laughing stock this company has seen behind Logan you would want to leave. No one laughs with him, they laugh at him. And Ron Weasley to Harry Potter? You kidding me? Corey is to me like.. someone who sucks to someone who doesn't. Bleh. Screw Corey Black. He's a jobber. I'll give him a Tortures Device anyway. He has one coming!
- Avery clicks on the next video. Torture adjusts his glasses like an old man and leans forward. He's watching an old-folks retirement home dramatization. He see's someone playing his character. He realizes what he looks like right now and coughs and takes his glasses off. He leans back trying not to look like an old guy.
Torture: Just stop it! Screw these people. Retirement home? I make millions a year off my clothing line, own multiple businesses, have a huge mansion in Los Angeles, and am preparing to make more money with Slickie T and a future professional football stadium in Las Vegas and I'm being portrayed as an old guy in a retirement home who is bat shit crazy! IM NOT BAT SHIT CRAZY. I DONT TRY TO ATTACK PEOPLE WITH A WALKER. WHY A WALKER?! CAUSE I CANT WALK? I CAN WALK! I HAVE TWO LEGS THAT WORK JUST FINE I DO HEAVY LIFTING AND SOME TIMES JOGGING SO WHY THE WALKER CANE THING WHEN MY LEGS WORK JUST FINE! WHAT IS THE JOKE EVEN REFERENCING?! HUH!?
- Avery, who doesn't say a word, calms Torture down and clicks the next video. Torture takes a deep breath and slowly reaches for his glasses. He puts them on.
Torture: .... Really?
- The video continues.
Torture: Are you kidding me?
- The video ends.
Torture: Prince. Jimmy. Dean. Has a video on the WCF video page?
Chris Avery: I guess, I didn-
Torture: We've yet to even release a video because either Tank breaks them, doesn't take the damn lense cap off, but this jibba jabba loving fool can work a video camera long enough for him to post it on the WCF Channel page and actually call me out? This dude doesn't even remember BEING in Wrestling Championship Federation let alone coming out to the god damn ring on a white pony and trying to take my Championship like it was his adopted child or something. He's out of his god damn mind. I .. I .. Whatever. Hopefully on Sunday I can give him a Tortures Device and end his pain. He needs one. Next video. God damn.
- Avery clicks the next video.
Torture: What the hell is this?
- Ten minutes go by and Torture is still sitting with a confused look on his face.
Torture: You see? This is what is wrong with Wrestling Championship Federation! Why did Johnny Fly do that? That was shit. That was like a good episode of Sons of Anarchy.
Chris Avery: Sons of what?
Torture: Nothing, it's this shitty little show that people watch but has terrible writing, shitty dialogue and in the end means nothing. That's exactly what that video was. Why did he waste time on that? That was pure shit. This is why I should give him another Torture's Device.
Chris Avery: Well, it was a play on Sterling Archer a TV show.
Torture: Yeah, I've seen it. It's loosely based on me. Again, when are they going to be original in TV and in WCF?
Chris Avery: Good point there.
Torture: And what does he mean, we were friends? We weren't that cool. And again, if he wants to know why it was ruined he should ask Corey Black. THE BLOOD IS ON HIS HANDS. He's the reason Fly got a Torture's Device. I had one and it was for Corey, but Fly wanted to step in and delegate, and that's all fine, but it shouldn't have gotten to that level. It shouldn't have been that situation. Corey should just shake my hand and tell me that I am the true King of all Wrestlers. Gah. Why do these guys think they're top dogs when there isn't a top dog around? Telling me your the best and the greatest isn't all that great when no one else is around! You're glorified losers! Johnny Fly will become a Torture Jobber. That way I can end his career as it started.. based on me! Next video please.
- They watch another video.
Torture: What the hell is Gravedigger talking about? Hangovers? We weren't hungover and old WCF wrestlers, he does realize we were friends BEFORE you were wrestlers, right? And Defman! What?! I don't even understand how he even knows Defman and I are friends! No one knew that! That was a secret we wanted to keep for some odd reason! And I had to go on a campaign because Seth Lerch was a dick to me and made me fight to get into the Hall of Fame to make him more money. Seth would have done that with Gravedigger had that guy ever actually BROUGHT money to this god damn company. That was my entire point! Was that I have moved the needle here. I made this company bigger and better. Most of you are here BECAUSE of me! Why doesn't he understand that? Is it because that Mexican lucha libre whatever mask was too tight on his face and killed brain cells? Hola retardo? You never sold out pay per views, your matches sucked and you were put into the Hall of Fame immediately because you had a class of other guys who were bigger than you. I went in BY myself and they're currently building a new wing for me. So hmf! Next video. I'm tired of Gravedigger anyway. Dude was the exact definition of a midcarder who got main event spots because Corey and I let him. Asshat.
- Avery clicks on another video. The two watch it. And Torture responds like a crazed maniac.
Torture: Oh, here we go. You know what, I'm going to say it Chris, and I've held this in for years, but I'm going to say it, and I wish there was a camera around.. well I don't, because I don't want him to know I'm going to say it but Avery, Nikki Venus IS A BITCH.
- Avery looks puzzled.
Torture: Yeah, well, yeah, she isn't really, she's really nice, and she helped Corey and I patch things up years ago but you know what, she's a bitch. Okay? I said it. It's over. I announced it to the world in a private room with just me and you, but whatever. And why must he insist on this King of all Wrestlers. He's so idiotic sometimes. He's not the king of shit. In fact, he is, just that, the king of shit. He's nothing. I've always been better than him, his record at ppvs sucks, he beats up on mid-carders and claims to be the almighty powerful weapon that WCF always has. Does he live and breathe WCF? Yes. But I'm sure some mouth breathers in Iowa do too. Doesn't mean their the best. I bleed, sweat and kill for this place, and have done so for twelve years, Chris. I'm the best. I'm the man made god. I'm the greatest. I AM THE KING OF ALL WRESTLERS OH MY GOD JUST CLICK THE NEXT VIDEO.
- Avery clicks through to another one.
Torture: Chelsea Armstrong sucks. Plain and simple. I have no idea why people waste their time. She's terrible. She sucks. I don't even have anything to really say about her right now because I'm in shock we actually watched that entire stupid video. I'm not wrong about her when I say I was bored to tears. Next.
- Another video.
Torture: Just turn it off, I don't even know who that was. Steeltoe Brandon? Or Joe? Oh my god. I've had enough.
- Torture stands up from his chair and Avery stands up reacting to Torture going on and on about War.
Torture: I've had enough of this. Why did you make me watch these? To piss me off and give me fire? It worked buddy. But listen. This is stupid. Half of these guys in War suck. They're terrible. None of them have had even a shade of someone like me in the ring with them. I have tunnel vision. I'm known as the one man in the world who will go to great lengths to capture and keep the Championship gold around my waist. It's mine. It's always been mine. I've hardly ever even lost it to begin with! It was always stripped from me, or stolen from me in three man or six man matches!
This is War for real, Chris. I'm focused. I've trained my ass off for this. I've set this goal out in my mind honestly a year ago. What happened earlier this year was fun, but it was for kicks. Just to do it and for Seth to make more money off of me. You know why? Because WCF doesn't make money unless Torture is in the mix. I don't understand how or why these guys don't get it, and it's because no one is here to teach them. I'm the King of all Wrestlers for a reason.
Look around this room and you'll see thousands of trophies, plaques, Championships, posters, big promotional ads featuring me, yeah, I get it. It's my past, and I bring it up a lot, but I bring it up because it was always constant and consistent. Orbit? Fly? Black? Price? Purse? Have they ever been the top dog and continued to be the top dog? No. WCF still doesn't have a face for this era because I'm still the face of this era. And they want to poke fun that I've been pinned by Waylon Cash? Yeah, and I'm still the benchmark in WCF so what does that make everyone else? Everyone tries so hard to rip off me, and be just like me, and be the "modern day" me, but they don't realize they're nothing LIKE me, they can't compare to me, and on Sunday I'll show them they can't BEAT me. This isn't the fun loving Torture so bringing that up is idiotic and shows you're not paying attention. I've handed out Torture's Devices to Fly, Reb, Orbit, and beat the ever living shit out of the most over hyped piece of shit this company has ever seen in Logan. That hot dog loving pussy is on the shelf because of me. So like I've said before, all the planning and preparing means nothing in the end when you're all just playing the game of who is second best. It's clear. It's already written. Torture wins on Sunday. Why argue with reality?
If I'm the underdog again, then so be it. I've been doubted before. I was doubted my entire career. Kept from Hall of Fame, etc etc, it's all the same bro. Sunday Night at War will be the rise of Torture once again. One needs Torture. WCF needs Torture. Whether they admit it or not, the boys and girls in the back need me too. They need me to show them how this game is played, how it's won, and how it's conquered. I'm still the face of Wrestling Championship Federation for a reason. I can see the nice eighteen pound gold World Heavyweight Champion sitting nicely around my waist already. I see right through these guys. They've gone on their journeys. They've reached out to close friends. Souls have been found, hearts have been filled, game plans have been prepared, but nothing will prepare them for what is going to happen on Sunday even though I've been telling them all along. Torture wins on Sunday. I'm the King of all Wrestlers. I'm the man made God. I'm THIS IS WAR. I'm the most clutch this company has ever seen, I'm the best big-match wrestler to ever compete AND WIN in WCF, and nothing will stop this train. Tunnel vision, Chris. I see it. Fate and Destiny couldn't write this any better. War will have Torture standing tall and victorious.
One will have another great main event. Seth will have a nice pay day. And all will be right in WCF land. One main event.. here I come.
- Torture walks out of his home office. And the scene fades out.
