Post by Kevin on Sept 28, 2014 12:25:04 GMT -5
The camera cuts on backstage in the arena for War. Kevin and George! are seen walking out of Seth's office. Kevin turns to George!
Kevin: George! this is stupid. I can't believe Seth wouldn't let us be in War tonight. We were going to be the first rookies to win this damn thing.
George!: Don't worry about it Kevin, War is for NERDS anyway! Look at all the NERDS in it tonight: NERDture, Jonny NERD, NERDy Cairo, Jeff "The NERD Puppet Master" Purse, Corey "Creeping NERD" Black, "The NERD" Steve Orbit, NERDy Reb, NERDson Price, NERDigger, Doc NERDy, Tyler NERDer, BioNERD, Steeltoe NERD, Cormack MacNERD, Chelsea NERDstrong, The Ultimate NERD, Alex Richards (his name is NERDY enough), Zombie McNERD, John "The Cinema NERD" Gable, Louis BartNERDski, Jay O Mega NERD, NERDwire, Hyena (another NERDy name), NERD Worthy, Deuce MurNERDick, Brent AlpNERD, Kazy Mazy NERDzy, Daniel NERDer, Jahani al-NERD, Justin Cash (I got nothing), Shawn Scholes (this guy almost has the word school in his name what a NERD), Tobias "NERDigger" Barnz, Night NERD, Isaac NERDlinger
Kevin: YEAH!
Kevin's pissed and he walks over and punches a hole in a steel door. George! is shocked.
George!: I'm shocked! How did you do that?
Kevin: Cause I'm not a NERD! You can do it too!
George! walks over and bites a metal doorknob and chews it up, he spits it out into a mini-Heisman trophy. Kevin is surprised, too.
Kevin: I'm surprised, too!
George!: I'm still hungry.
A pizza guy comes by. Kevin steals his pizzas and George! dumps him into a trash can.
George!: What a NERD!
They eat all the pizzas. Brent Alpine or at least a guy that looks EXACTLY like him walks by.
Brent Alpine: Hey guys! How are you doing? Are you ready for War tonight?
Kevin looks at Brent.
Kevin: I'm looking at you, Brent. Get out of here, NERD!
George! stops him from leaving.
George!: Wait, Brent, would you like some pizza. We ate a bunch of it. You can have some if you guess which one has the pizza in it.
Brent opens the first pizza box and there's none left.
Kevin: HAHA! What a NERD!! Only a NERD would pick the wrong one.
Brent looks through all the boxes and it isn't in any of them.
George!: Hahah what a NERD!
George! pulls a big pizza box out of his pocket. It has pizza in it, but Kevin and George! eat it all before Brent can get any.
Kevin: GET OUT OF HERE NERD!
Brent runs away.
Kevin: How did you fit that pizza box in your pocket?
George!: Cause I'm not a nerd, check yours!
Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out the giant War winner trophy.
Kevin: AWESOME! I knew we were going to win! We don't need Seth's permission!
Seth comes running down the hall after the pair with security in tow.
Seth: Come back with that trophy!
George! pulls a motorcycle out of his pocket and the two jump on it without helmets because helmets are for NERDS! They get away from Seth, the winners of War XIII.
Kevin: George! this is stupid. I can't believe Seth wouldn't let us be in War tonight. We were going to be the first rookies to win this damn thing.
George!: Don't worry about it Kevin, War is for NERDS anyway! Look at all the NERDS in it tonight: NERDture, Jonny NERD, NERDy Cairo, Jeff "The NERD Puppet Master" Purse, Corey "Creeping NERD" Black, "The NERD" Steve Orbit, NERDy Reb, NERDson Price, NERDigger, Doc NERDy, Tyler NERDer, BioNERD, Steeltoe NERD, Cormack MacNERD, Chelsea NERDstrong, The Ultimate NERD, Alex Richards (his name is NERDY enough), Zombie McNERD, John "The Cinema NERD" Gable, Louis BartNERDski, Jay O Mega NERD, NERDwire, Hyena (another NERDy name), NERD Worthy, Deuce MurNERDick, Brent AlpNERD, Kazy Mazy NERDzy, Daniel NERDer, Jahani al-NERD, Justin Cash (I got nothing), Shawn Scholes (this guy almost has the word school in his name what a NERD), Tobias "NERDigger" Barnz, Night NERD, Isaac NERDlinger
Kevin: YEAH!
Kevin's pissed and he walks over and punches a hole in a steel door. George! is shocked.
George!: I'm shocked! How did you do that?
Kevin: Cause I'm not a NERD! You can do it too!
George! walks over and bites a metal doorknob and chews it up, he spits it out into a mini-Heisman trophy. Kevin is surprised, too.
Kevin: I'm surprised, too!
George!: I'm still hungry.
A pizza guy comes by. Kevin steals his pizzas and George! dumps him into a trash can.
George!: What a NERD!
They eat all the pizzas. Brent Alpine or at least a guy that looks EXACTLY like him walks by.
Brent Alpine: Hey guys! How are you doing? Are you ready for War tonight?
Kevin looks at Brent.
Kevin: I'm looking at you, Brent. Get out of here, NERD!
George! stops him from leaving.
George!: Wait, Brent, would you like some pizza. We ate a bunch of it. You can have some if you guess which one has the pizza in it.
Brent opens the first pizza box and there's none left.
Kevin: HAHA! What a NERD!! Only a NERD would pick the wrong one.
Brent looks through all the boxes and it isn't in any of them.
George!: Hahah what a NERD!
George! pulls a big pizza box out of his pocket. It has pizza in it, but Kevin and George! eat it all before Brent can get any.
Kevin: GET OUT OF HERE NERD!
Brent runs away.
Kevin: How did you fit that pizza box in your pocket?
George!: Cause I'm not a nerd, check yours!
Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out the giant War winner trophy.
Kevin: AWESOME! I knew we were going to win! We don't need Seth's permission!
Seth comes running down the hall after the pair with security in tow.
Seth: Come back with that trophy!
George! pulls a motorcycle out of his pocket and the two jump on it without helmets because helmets are for NERDS! They get away from Seth, the winners of War XIII.
