Post by Steeltoe Joe on Sept 24, 2014 11:46:01 GMT -5
Steeltoe Joe is seen in his private office on the outskirts of Stockton, California. It is dark, cabin like on the inside with Joe sitting at his desk in his office chair. There is a candle lit on his desk. He speaks.
Stj: Do you know why we have wars? It’s because of people like Ice Beckman, Corey Black, Seth Lerch, and Chelsea Armstrong. Wars start because of bad people and they have been happening since the beginning of time. Since the time before God created the world even. It all started in Heaven because the devil was after God’s kingdom. He wanted to establish a kingdom contrary to God’s perfect one. During the final battle he was cast to the Earth where he did create a Kingdom, a Kingdom much like this Ice Age we live in now. A kingdom full of false idols and people who claim to be sovereign lords and high powered kings. The only problem with this was that God still existed, ready to make things right and use his holy servants, people like me, to establish the real sovereign kingdom. Now, if God thought it right to fight the devil to protect and defend what was rightfully his, then its right for me to fight in this epic war. This amazing war. This great and mighty war, where only the greatest will walk out as the winner.
Joe closes his hands and then clasp them together like he is wiping something between them, or washing his hands of something in a figurative way.
Stj: Bad people start wars because they want something they don’t have. I wash my hands of this right now, because I am sick of these people seeking to control when all power and control belongs to God and his Holy Flame. These people like Chelsea Armstrong and Ice Beckman want position, status, power, dominions, and control – whatever takes their fancy. I know they are after my kingdom, but they cannot possess my kingdom because it was offered to me and only I am worthy to hold it in my hands. Only I am able to possess it and then bring it to others. Everybody is after my territory and what rightfully belongs to me. Now I speak to everybody as if they are one, because they will all be joined together in one mind and one accord to share their loss to the People’s Pastor, Steeltoe Joe. Don’t think the strategy is new. Everything you’re trying to do now has been done before. The world is old – it’s just us who are new. Think of all the wars that have been waged since mankind was created. Innocent lives have been lost all for one person to become the victor. Think of heroes like Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon and others. Think of the big wars that have happened throughout history, I can name 20 of them. The biggest of them so to say... Do you want to know what they were about?
Joe unclasp his hands and closes his eyes like he is thinking back in the very, very back of his mind to bring a revelation out to help the people understand. Joe speaks up again as his eye are closed.
Stj: We have the following:
Hundred Years' War - Which was a battle for the French throne.
The War of the Roses - Which was a struggle for the English crown.
The Pequot War – Where Native American groups battled for political power and control of trade.
The English Civil War – This began as a result of a conflict over the power of the monarchy and the rights of Parliament.
King Philip's War – A War for the power of harmful weapons
French & Indian/Seven Years' War – This was a clashing of opposing forces, like all of you who seek what belongs to me when you try to come against the Holy one.
There was the American Revolution – This was the result of increasing colonial unhappiness. People are not happy with Ice Beckman and they don’t want a Champion like Corey Black either, nor do they want to be represented by John Gable, Chelsea Armstrong, and Steve Orbit… It’s time for all of you to go.
There was the French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars – This was a local war that turned into a global conflict.
The Quasi-War – Which was the result of disagreements, much like the disagreements we all have on who should have the crown of life, the prized pearl of great price which is the WCF World Heavyweight Championship.
The War of 1812 – Was the Resulting disagreements over trade issues.
The Second Seminole War – Again, Differences in opinion. We have many opinions on who is the best, but opinions are just like assholes, everybody has one but it should be kept in a pair of pants and never talked about. My opinion will matter though because I will win this war my friends.
There was the Mexican-American War - A conflict that occurred as the result of resentment towards two groups, much like the hatred that boils between the Vapor Kings and the Holy Flame.
The American Civil War - result of decades of sectionalist who didn’t want to be a part of the current governing system. This sounds familiar doesn’t it? There are many people who wish for this “Ice Age” to end, and it will be consumed by my eternal flame.
There was the Spanish-American War – This started because of treating others badly. If any of you step on my toes then I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks. Don’t think I have forgotten about what happened a couple weeks ago when the Vapor Kings ambushed me and Buddy Roman thought he would have the last word. Its not over by a long shot and I will have the final hoorah! I will be the last one standing and the victor of this age.
In World War I – We saw wars like this start when someone important gets killed. I have been a martyr for this business and I have been crucified over and over again, but guess what, just as Christ… I have risen with more power than any can fathom. Be ready to die at my hands.
World War II – This proved that wars could get very bloody as they did in this here. It also proves that for every war there will be numerous casualties, but I don’t plan on being one, instead I plan on victimizing people like Jay Omega, Jay Price, Johnny Fly, Steve Orbit, Bobby Cario, Zombie McMorris and any special guest that plans on joining me at my table.
The Korean War – Invasion by another nation, this may not have worked out for the invading country this time, but im coming into this war as an invader to the paper champion we have and this invading spirit will win the war.
There was the Vietnam War - indirect conflict between two nations.
The Falklands War – Invasion by another force. I will defend what belongs to me and fight for my right to be the Champion.
The Gulf War - The Gulf War began when someone stepped on someone else’s territory. Step on my territory and you’ll get your body crushed, try to take me out and I will eat your soul and destroy your spirit.
All of these wars ended with only one victor. Those super powers which thought they would rule forever crumbled in the end. Hitler died, the iron curtain was penetrated, and the Berlin wall crumbled. But there is a difference between those wars and our war now. The difference is that when I win, the “People” will win and all of my opponents, Ice Beckman or whomever is the World Heavyweight Champion at One, will be crushed. I know where you all live, I know where you rest your head at night. I see the very nightmares you have because I am the precibus of your nightmares. You can’t hide from me. I will come after you like a blazing fire. I’ll put so much pressure and heat on you that you will glow in the furnace of my blaze. I am coming after you all and will remove you from your positions of power, glory and fame. I cannot and will not tolerate wicked people. Think about how far you have fallen from your former glory. I suggest you give up now before worse things happen to you, but for those who are too stubborn and wish to fight, I will meet you in that ring and show you why the Holy Flame will never die out. You all think you have it all, you think you’ve made it, but I say “No!” You are all nothing but a fallen idols, wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked. You need to know that I don’t fight alone. I have help. They will come after you like lightning. My helpers are my words which will pierce you like a sword, my hands which will strike you down like flashes of lightning and my feet which will kick you and step on until you hear the ground beneath you shake with rumblings and peals of thunder. My help comes from the throne of the Heavens above in which ten legions of angels wait on my call to fight my battles. Judgement day is coming. When that day comes, know that I will stand there victorious while you all, every single one of you in the WCF who are not for me, lick your infested wounds.
Joe grabs a book and opens it up on his desk. He looks into the camera and tells everybody what he is thinking.
Stj: See, most people say that religion is for the uneducated, but long ago I was a college History professor and by looking at wars of the past we can see the same struggles happening now. Let’s look more in depth on a few of these 20 wars, shall we?
The Hundred Years' War which was Fought from 1337 to 1453, the Hundred Years' War saw England and France battle for the French throne, while during the period of 1455 and 1488 we had the War of the Roses, the War of the Roses were a dynastic struggle for the English crown which pitted the Houses of Lancaster and York against each other. Initially the War of the Roses centered on fighting for control of the mentally-ill Henry VI, but later became a struggle for the throne itself. The fighting ended in 1485 with the ascension of Henry VII to the throne and the beginning of the Tudor Dynasty. So what can we learn from this in today’s situation? We can learn that the “People” matter, even the ones who others don’t put a lot of stock in, in the case of the War of the Roses we saw a fight for the control of mentally ill people, but today we see a struggle because Ice and his new Ice Age wants to brainwash those who can be easily convinced of falsehoods and heresies. The people for a long time have made me their saviour and I will save them from this path of hell you all have them on. In this war we saw a fight for the throne with Henry the VII ascending to the top, this time and in this age it will be me who conquers and ascends to the throne, wearing the World Heavyweight Championship on my shoulder. In the English Civil War which was fought from 1642 to 1651, the English Civil War saw King Charles I battle Parliament. The war began as a result of a conflict over the power of the monarchy and the rights of Parliament. During the early phases of the war, the Parliamentarians expected to retain Charles as king, but with expanded powers for Parliament. Though the Royalists won early victories, the Parliamentarians ultimately triumphed. We see this today my friends, a struggle between the powers that be and what the people really want. Parliament represented the people, just as I represent the people… Charles represented the powers that be, just like the Vapor Kings, Chelsea Armstrong, Seth Lerch and the rest of the Champions in WCF represent the powers that be. These powers don’t care about what the people really want. Do you think these people give two shits about what the fans want? If they did they would have had myself in a world title match a lot sooner. Ice isn’t a worthy champion, and neither are any of the rest of the champions in this business right now. In a perfect World we would have Alex Richards as the People’s Champ, Johnny Fly and Corey Black as the Tag team Champs, believe it or not… A man like Jay Omega as the TV Champ because at least he fights for what he believes in. We would have the Monster Oblivion as the Hardcore Champ and we would have Steeltoe Joe sitting on his throne as the World Heavyweight Champion. This is what the people want. They don’t want blue hair, beer commercials, and an idiot of an owner. They don’t want cowards, hypocrites and groups like the Vapor Kings running buckshot over everything. They want to be represented by people like Steeltoe Joe. We can see what happens if the people don’t get what they want by looking at the American Revolution. The American Revolution was fought between 1775 and 1783, and was the result of increasing colonial unhappiness with British rule. During the American Revolution, American forces were constantly hampered by a lack of resources, but managed to win critical victories which led to an alliance with France. The American people finally were able to topple the powerful British government in the city of Yorktown. If I don’t win War, and Ice continues his reign as Champion with the support of an idiot like Seth Lerch there will be a revolution. Seth, listen to the people and realize that your industry and everything you worked so hard to achieve is going to crumble at your fingertips if you allow the Vapor Kings to stay in charge unchecked. I am a blessing from Heaven above because I am willing to stand opposed against the Vapor Kings and do what has to be done for WCF, and for the People. We saw another revolution in France with the French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars. The French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars began in 1792, just three years after the beginning of the French Revolution. Quickly becoming a global conflict, the French Revolutionary Wars saw France battling coalitions of European allies. This approach continued with the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte and the start of the Napoleonic Wars in 1803. You can say what you want about Napoleon but he knew how to get things done, he was a brilliant mind in the midst of fools, just as I am now. I stand here ready to dominate and show the people, and everybody in the WCF locker room what a real champion looks like. How a real champion fights. Seth, if you don’t want a revolution or an uprising on your hands I suggest you listen to my words and do something about the paper champion you have right now. Ice, Steve, Zombie, and Buddy, your time is up and my time is coming. The Vapor Kings will fall at the hands of Steeltoe Joe and the Ice Age will be consumed by my Holy Flame, this is no mere threat it is a promise and the first step is winning this war.
Joe looks up from the book, closes it and continues to speak.
Stj: Do you want to know what this war is going to be like? Its going to much like the World wars of the early 1900’s. Let’s look at World War I. World War I commenced in August 1914 after a series of events sparked by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. Initially arranged in two alliances, the Triple Entente which consisted of, Britain, France, and Russia, and the Central Powers whih consisted of Germany, Austro-Hungarian Empire, and Ottoman Empire, the war soon drew in numerous other countries and was fought on a global scale. The largest conflict in history to date, World War I killed over 15 million people and devastated large parts of Europe. Now let us look at World War II. This was the bloodiest conflict in history, World War II consumed the globe from 1939 to 1945. World War II was fought predominantly in Europe and across the Pacific and eastern Asia, and pitted the Axis powers of Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Japan against the Allied nations of Great Britain, France, China, the United States, and Soviet Union. While the Axis enjoyed early success, they were gradually beaten back, with both Italy and Germany falling to Allied troops and Japan surrendering after the use of the atomic bomb. This war… This war is going to consume the world and all of WCF. Everybody will be involved. We have Chelsea Armstrong, the blue haired bimbo who likes to call herself a Vapor girl, she has no chance. I will destroy her at last. We have old timers like Torture, Gravedigger, Doc Henry, Johnny Reb, Jayson Price, and Corey Black… These all need to understand that the season of their fruitfulness is now over, it is now my time to shine and my time to rule. I will usher in a kingdom never seen before, a kingdom where the kings fight for what they believe in and are not afraid to go down as a martyr. I will lay my life down as Champion of WCF and I will beat this so called legends for all the glory to win War. We have a newer generation like Tyler Walker, Louis Bartkowski, Jay Omega, Livewire, Hyena, Bryan Worthy, Deuce Murdock, Brent Alpine, Kazy Mazy, Daniel Booker, Jahani al-Reb, Justin Cash, Shawn Scholes, Tobias Barnz, and Isaac Salinger. Sure they might want to make their mark but again they must realize that eventually they will be in the ring with a blazing flame of fire that cannot be contained or quarantined. When they get into the ring with me, I will show no mercy. I will win, mark my words all of you who have the ears to hear, I will win, I will win. All of you who have the eyes to see shall witness my ascension into the throne room of the WCF. This is not John Gable’s time, it is my time. This is not Bobby Cario’s time, this is my time. This is not the Ultimate Destroyer, Jeff Purse, Cormack MacNiel, Alex Richards or Zombie McMorris’ time either, this is my time. In they end, all will fall and only one will stand tall in victory. Mark my words when I say it will be Steeltoe Joe.
Joe laughs, speaks up on one more note.
Stj: I Liken myself the the United States of America, we saw in World War 1, World War 2, the Korean War, Vietnam War, and the Gulf War that the USA always came out as the victor at the end. Well I have more might endowed to me by my creator then 1,000 atomic bombs, 30,000 F-16’s, and 1,000,000 soldiers, by the might that the Lord as given my I will stand, and by the might that the Lord has given me I will win. I will be the last one standing at war. To all of you who come across my path in this match I have just a few things to say… You were all fashioned from the clay and dirt of the ground, out of the ground you all came, so back into the ground I shall lay you back down. You will all see the light, ashes to ashes… Dust to Dust…
Joe blows out the candle keeping the light in the room and as it goes out the whole room goes dark.
Stj: Do you know why we have wars? It’s because of people like Ice Beckman, Corey Black, Seth Lerch, and Chelsea Armstrong. Wars start because of bad people and they have been happening since the beginning of time. Since the time before God created the world even. It all started in Heaven because the devil was after God’s kingdom. He wanted to establish a kingdom contrary to God’s perfect one. During the final battle he was cast to the Earth where he did create a Kingdom, a Kingdom much like this Ice Age we live in now. A kingdom full of false idols and people who claim to be sovereign lords and high powered kings. The only problem with this was that God still existed, ready to make things right and use his holy servants, people like me, to establish the real sovereign kingdom. Now, if God thought it right to fight the devil to protect and defend what was rightfully his, then its right for me to fight in this epic war. This amazing war. This great and mighty war, where only the greatest will walk out as the winner.
Joe closes his hands and then clasp them together like he is wiping something between them, or washing his hands of something in a figurative way.
Stj: Bad people start wars because they want something they don’t have. I wash my hands of this right now, because I am sick of these people seeking to control when all power and control belongs to God and his Holy Flame. These people like Chelsea Armstrong and Ice Beckman want position, status, power, dominions, and control – whatever takes their fancy. I know they are after my kingdom, but they cannot possess my kingdom because it was offered to me and only I am worthy to hold it in my hands. Only I am able to possess it and then bring it to others. Everybody is after my territory and what rightfully belongs to me. Now I speak to everybody as if they are one, because they will all be joined together in one mind and one accord to share their loss to the People’s Pastor, Steeltoe Joe. Don’t think the strategy is new. Everything you’re trying to do now has been done before. The world is old – it’s just us who are new. Think of all the wars that have been waged since mankind was created. Innocent lives have been lost all for one person to become the victor. Think of heroes like Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon and others. Think of the big wars that have happened throughout history, I can name 20 of them. The biggest of them so to say... Do you want to know what they were about?
Joe unclasp his hands and closes his eyes like he is thinking back in the very, very back of his mind to bring a revelation out to help the people understand. Joe speaks up again as his eye are closed.
Stj: We have the following:
Hundred Years' War - Which was a battle for the French throne.
The War of the Roses - Which was a struggle for the English crown.
The Pequot War – Where Native American groups battled for political power and control of trade.
The English Civil War – This began as a result of a conflict over the power of the monarchy and the rights of Parliament.
King Philip's War – A War for the power of harmful weapons
French & Indian/Seven Years' War – This was a clashing of opposing forces, like all of you who seek what belongs to me when you try to come against the Holy one.
There was the American Revolution – This was the result of increasing colonial unhappiness. People are not happy with Ice Beckman and they don’t want a Champion like Corey Black either, nor do they want to be represented by John Gable, Chelsea Armstrong, and Steve Orbit… It’s time for all of you to go.
There was the French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars – This was a local war that turned into a global conflict.
The Quasi-War – Which was the result of disagreements, much like the disagreements we all have on who should have the crown of life, the prized pearl of great price which is the WCF World Heavyweight Championship.
The War of 1812 – Was the Resulting disagreements over trade issues.
The Second Seminole War – Again, Differences in opinion. We have many opinions on who is the best, but opinions are just like assholes, everybody has one but it should be kept in a pair of pants and never talked about. My opinion will matter though because I will win this war my friends.
There was the Mexican-American War - A conflict that occurred as the result of resentment towards two groups, much like the hatred that boils between the Vapor Kings and the Holy Flame.
The American Civil War - result of decades of sectionalist who didn’t want to be a part of the current governing system. This sounds familiar doesn’t it? There are many people who wish for this “Ice Age” to end, and it will be consumed by my eternal flame.
There was the Spanish-American War – This started because of treating others badly. If any of you step on my toes then I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks. Don’t think I have forgotten about what happened a couple weeks ago when the Vapor Kings ambushed me and Buddy Roman thought he would have the last word. Its not over by a long shot and I will have the final hoorah! I will be the last one standing and the victor of this age.
In World War I – We saw wars like this start when someone important gets killed. I have been a martyr for this business and I have been crucified over and over again, but guess what, just as Christ… I have risen with more power than any can fathom. Be ready to die at my hands.
World War II – This proved that wars could get very bloody as they did in this here. It also proves that for every war there will be numerous casualties, but I don’t plan on being one, instead I plan on victimizing people like Jay Omega, Jay Price, Johnny Fly, Steve Orbit, Bobby Cario, Zombie McMorris and any special guest that plans on joining me at my table.
The Korean War – Invasion by another nation, this may not have worked out for the invading country this time, but im coming into this war as an invader to the paper champion we have and this invading spirit will win the war.
There was the Vietnam War - indirect conflict between two nations.
The Falklands War – Invasion by another force. I will defend what belongs to me and fight for my right to be the Champion.
The Gulf War - The Gulf War began when someone stepped on someone else’s territory. Step on my territory and you’ll get your body crushed, try to take me out and I will eat your soul and destroy your spirit.
All of these wars ended with only one victor. Those super powers which thought they would rule forever crumbled in the end. Hitler died, the iron curtain was penetrated, and the Berlin wall crumbled. But there is a difference between those wars and our war now. The difference is that when I win, the “People” will win and all of my opponents, Ice Beckman or whomever is the World Heavyweight Champion at One, will be crushed. I know where you all live, I know where you rest your head at night. I see the very nightmares you have because I am the precibus of your nightmares. You can’t hide from me. I will come after you like a blazing fire. I’ll put so much pressure and heat on you that you will glow in the furnace of my blaze. I am coming after you all and will remove you from your positions of power, glory and fame. I cannot and will not tolerate wicked people. Think about how far you have fallen from your former glory. I suggest you give up now before worse things happen to you, but for those who are too stubborn and wish to fight, I will meet you in that ring and show you why the Holy Flame will never die out. You all think you have it all, you think you’ve made it, but I say “No!” You are all nothing but a fallen idols, wretched, pitiful, poor, blind and naked. You need to know that I don’t fight alone. I have help. They will come after you like lightning. My helpers are my words which will pierce you like a sword, my hands which will strike you down like flashes of lightning and my feet which will kick you and step on until you hear the ground beneath you shake with rumblings and peals of thunder. My help comes from the throne of the Heavens above in which ten legions of angels wait on my call to fight my battles. Judgement day is coming. When that day comes, know that I will stand there victorious while you all, every single one of you in the WCF who are not for me, lick your infested wounds.
Joe grabs a book and opens it up on his desk. He looks into the camera and tells everybody what he is thinking.
Stj: See, most people say that religion is for the uneducated, but long ago I was a college History professor and by looking at wars of the past we can see the same struggles happening now. Let’s look more in depth on a few of these 20 wars, shall we?
The Hundred Years' War which was Fought from 1337 to 1453, the Hundred Years' War saw England and France battle for the French throne, while during the period of 1455 and 1488 we had the War of the Roses, the War of the Roses were a dynastic struggle for the English crown which pitted the Houses of Lancaster and York against each other. Initially the War of the Roses centered on fighting for control of the mentally-ill Henry VI, but later became a struggle for the throne itself. The fighting ended in 1485 with the ascension of Henry VII to the throne and the beginning of the Tudor Dynasty. So what can we learn from this in today’s situation? We can learn that the “People” matter, even the ones who others don’t put a lot of stock in, in the case of the War of the Roses we saw a fight for the control of mentally ill people, but today we see a struggle because Ice and his new Ice Age wants to brainwash those who can be easily convinced of falsehoods and heresies. The people for a long time have made me their saviour and I will save them from this path of hell you all have them on. In this war we saw a fight for the throne with Henry the VII ascending to the top, this time and in this age it will be me who conquers and ascends to the throne, wearing the World Heavyweight Championship on my shoulder. In the English Civil War which was fought from 1642 to 1651, the English Civil War saw King Charles I battle Parliament. The war began as a result of a conflict over the power of the monarchy and the rights of Parliament. During the early phases of the war, the Parliamentarians expected to retain Charles as king, but with expanded powers for Parliament. Though the Royalists won early victories, the Parliamentarians ultimately triumphed. We see this today my friends, a struggle between the powers that be and what the people really want. Parliament represented the people, just as I represent the people… Charles represented the powers that be, just like the Vapor Kings, Chelsea Armstrong, Seth Lerch and the rest of the Champions in WCF represent the powers that be. These powers don’t care about what the people really want. Do you think these people give two shits about what the fans want? If they did they would have had myself in a world title match a lot sooner. Ice isn’t a worthy champion, and neither are any of the rest of the champions in this business right now. In a perfect World we would have Alex Richards as the People’s Champ, Johnny Fly and Corey Black as the Tag team Champs, believe it or not… A man like Jay Omega as the TV Champ because at least he fights for what he believes in. We would have the Monster Oblivion as the Hardcore Champ and we would have Steeltoe Joe sitting on his throne as the World Heavyweight Champion. This is what the people want. They don’t want blue hair, beer commercials, and an idiot of an owner. They don’t want cowards, hypocrites and groups like the Vapor Kings running buckshot over everything. They want to be represented by people like Steeltoe Joe. We can see what happens if the people don’t get what they want by looking at the American Revolution. The American Revolution was fought between 1775 and 1783, and was the result of increasing colonial unhappiness with British rule. During the American Revolution, American forces were constantly hampered by a lack of resources, but managed to win critical victories which led to an alliance with France. The American people finally were able to topple the powerful British government in the city of Yorktown. If I don’t win War, and Ice continues his reign as Champion with the support of an idiot like Seth Lerch there will be a revolution. Seth, listen to the people and realize that your industry and everything you worked so hard to achieve is going to crumble at your fingertips if you allow the Vapor Kings to stay in charge unchecked. I am a blessing from Heaven above because I am willing to stand opposed against the Vapor Kings and do what has to be done for WCF, and for the People. We saw another revolution in France with the French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars. The French Revolutionary & Napoleonic Wars began in 1792, just three years after the beginning of the French Revolution. Quickly becoming a global conflict, the French Revolutionary Wars saw France battling coalitions of European allies. This approach continued with the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte and the start of the Napoleonic Wars in 1803. You can say what you want about Napoleon but he knew how to get things done, he was a brilliant mind in the midst of fools, just as I am now. I stand here ready to dominate and show the people, and everybody in the WCF locker room what a real champion looks like. How a real champion fights. Seth, if you don’t want a revolution or an uprising on your hands I suggest you listen to my words and do something about the paper champion you have right now. Ice, Steve, Zombie, and Buddy, your time is up and my time is coming. The Vapor Kings will fall at the hands of Steeltoe Joe and the Ice Age will be consumed by my Holy Flame, this is no mere threat it is a promise and the first step is winning this war.
Joe looks up from the book, closes it and continues to speak.
Stj: Do you want to know what this war is going to be like? Its going to much like the World wars of the early 1900’s. Let’s look at World War I. World War I commenced in August 1914 after a series of events sparked by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. Initially arranged in two alliances, the Triple Entente which consisted of, Britain, France, and Russia, and the Central Powers whih consisted of Germany, Austro-Hungarian Empire, and Ottoman Empire, the war soon drew in numerous other countries and was fought on a global scale. The largest conflict in history to date, World War I killed over 15 million people and devastated large parts of Europe. Now let us look at World War II. This was the bloodiest conflict in history, World War II consumed the globe from 1939 to 1945. World War II was fought predominantly in Europe and across the Pacific and eastern Asia, and pitted the Axis powers of Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Japan against the Allied nations of Great Britain, France, China, the United States, and Soviet Union. While the Axis enjoyed early success, they were gradually beaten back, with both Italy and Germany falling to Allied troops and Japan surrendering after the use of the atomic bomb. This war… This war is going to consume the world and all of WCF. Everybody will be involved. We have Chelsea Armstrong, the blue haired bimbo who likes to call herself a Vapor girl, she has no chance. I will destroy her at last. We have old timers like Torture, Gravedigger, Doc Henry, Johnny Reb, Jayson Price, and Corey Black… These all need to understand that the season of their fruitfulness is now over, it is now my time to shine and my time to rule. I will usher in a kingdom never seen before, a kingdom where the kings fight for what they believe in and are not afraid to go down as a martyr. I will lay my life down as Champion of WCF and I will beat this so called legends for all the glory to win War. We have a newer generation like Tyler Walker, Louis Bartkowski, Jay Omega, Livewire, Hyena, Bryan Worthy, Deuce Murdock, Brent Alpine, Kazy Mazy, Daniel Booker, Jahani al-Reb, Justin Cash, Shawn Scholes, Tobias Barnz, and Isaac Salinger. Sure they might want to make their mark but again they must realize that eventually they will be in the ring with a blazing flame of fire that cannot be contained or quarantined. When they get into the ring with me, I will show no mercy. I will win, mark my words all of you who have the ears to hear, I will win, I will win. All of you who have the eyes to see shall witness my ascension into the throne room of the WCF. This is not John Gable’s time, it is my time. This is not Bobby Cario’s time, this is my time. This is not the Ultimate Destroyer, Jeff Purse, Cormack MacNiel, Alex Richards or Zombie McMorris’ time either, this is my time. In they end, all will fall and only one will stand tall in victory. Mark my words when I say it will be Steeltoe Joe.
Joe laughs, speaks up on one more note.
Stj: I Liken myself the the United States of America, we saw in World War 1, World War 2, the Korean War, Vietnam War, and the Gulf War that the USA always came out as the victor at the end. Well I have more might endowed to me by my creator then 1,000 atomic bombs, 30,000 F-16’s, and 1,000,000 soldiers, by the might that the Lord as given my I will stand, and by the might that the Lord has given me I will win. I will be the last one standing at war. To all of you who come across my path in this match I have just a few things to say… You were all fashioned from the clay and dirt of the ground, out of the ground you all came, so back into the ground I shall lay you back down. You will all see the light, ashes to ashes… Dust to Dust…
Joe blows out the candle keeping the light in the room and as it goes out the whole room goes dark.
