My Fav Lines from Rps this week 21
Sept 21, 2014 19:31:11 GMT -5
Chelsea Armstrong, Alex Richards, and 3 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Sept 21, 2014 19:31:11 GMT -5
"Only one man will walk out in one piece after that match, it’s going to be bedlam and mayhem, and I am going to love every second of it." -Grayson Pierce
"Kaz nearly shit his pants, not having taken care of that business earlier, but held it in like a man – though his gut tried to overrule that decision each step Kaz took toward the door." -Kaz Mazy
"The Oba of WCF has lost his mind. That is correct, Seth Lerch, who sits at the apex of the hierarchy of WCF has lost his ever loving mind!! The very last marble, of his scruples, has finally left his cranial cavity." -Oblivion
"Tyler is emotional and falls to his knees" -Tyler Walker
"What about calling them Jondo’s? You know like, my first name combined with dildo…but in a way that sounds like you’re saying ‘John Doe,’ that placeholder name you give to someone when you can’t identify them. That’s basically what a dildo is, right? A placeholder until you get a real dick." -Jonny Fly
"The Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway; a long expanse of dark gray pavement that cuts through rural farmland, rugged foothills, and picturesque little towns. Early on a cool Saturday, fog creeps along the road and makes it seem to stretch into infinity; then again, perhaps it's only perception that allows it to have a definitive length." -Johnny Reb
"catch phrases!" -Biohazard
"I will kindly ask that nobody go up to the cockpit once we've boarded; my pilot is a little jumpy and paranoid ever since that whole thing with the Taliban a few years back. Bastard's almost shot me twice. Don't look at me like that, you'll be fine as long as you leave him alone." -Jay Omega
"its nothing personal between me and fly.... its just his lover needs a lesson in respecting his betters" -Ultimate Destroyer
"Men say prayers and come up with tales to make themselves feel better- as 'matter of fact' isn't a fact at all." -Zombie McMorris
"This message was brought to you by the Foundation the Anti-Clown-shoe Coalition..." -Daniel Booker
"Richards: Wow.. that's a lot of zeros. A lot, a lot of zeros. SZR: Well it is in pesos." -Alex Richards
"Both of them smile as they begin to slide down as Shelley giggles causing both of us to burst into laughter. Snapping the picture of course she wants to see as she makes a comment of Ice looking silly before running to the other games pulling us with her. Well this is going to be interesting…" -Chelsea Armstrong
"The wins are great, but the losses are better. They teach me valuable lessons, lessons that I was told I would learn. I was told by my God that this walk would not be easy, full of ups, downs and, a lot of walking all around, but out of this crucifixion I will bear my cross and eventually come out the victor." -Steeltoe Joe
"Let the chips fall where they may, right Mister Lerch? And why not. After all, it is WAR season." -Steve Orbit
"He might be a monster, but I'm the devil." -Justin Cash
"Buzz: You’re not going to fire me, are you? Seth: Fire you? For what? Do you know how the talent usually treats me? This is nothing." -Bryan "Buzz" Worthy
"Match like this, there are no teams. It's every man for himself. Alpine is just another asshole between me and the title. That's all." -Cormack MacNeill
"He fell with a heavy crumple of bone and limb. Hyena stood down at his manager's twitching form, a bright red pool spreading upon the floor." -Hyena
"Cheer up dingo. Least you can say you've been shot by The Shine!" -Brent "The Shine" Alpine
"Kaz nearly shit his pants, not having taken care of that business earlier, but held it in like a man – though his gut tried to overrule that decision each step Kaz took toward the door." -Kaz Mazy
"The Oba of WCF has lost his mind. That is correct, Seth Lerch, who sits at the apex of the hierarchy of WCF has lost his ever loving mind!! The very last marble, of his scruples, has finally left his cranial cavity." -Oblivion
"Tyler is emotional and falls to his knees" -Tyler Walker
"What about calling them Jondo’s? You know like, my first name combined with dildo…but in a way that sounds like you’re saying ‘John Doe,’ that placeholder name you give to someone when you can’t identify them. That’s basically what a dildo is, right? A placeholder until you get a real dick." -Jonny Fly
"The Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway; a long expanse of dark gray pavement that cuts through rural farmland, rugged foothills, and picturesque little towns. Early on a cool Saturday, fog creeps along the road and makes it seem to stretch into infinity; then again, perhaps it's only perception that allows it to have a definitive length." -Johnny Reb
"catch phrases!" -Biohazard
"I will kindly ask that nobody go up to the cockpit once we've boarded; my pilot is a little jumpy and paranoid ever since that whole thing with the Taliban a few years back. Bastard's almost shot me twice. Don't look at me like that, you'll be fine as long as you leave him alone." -Jay Omega
"its nothing personal between me and fly.... its just his lover needs a lesson in respecting his betters" -Ultimate Destroyer
"Men say prayers and come up with tales to make themselves feel better- as 'matter of fact' isn't a fact at all." -Zombie McMorris
"This message was brought to you by the Foundation the Anti-Clown-shoe Coalition..." -Daniel Booker
"Richards: Wow.. that's a lot of zeros. A lot, a lot of zeros. SZR: Well it is in pesos." -Alex Richards
"Both of them smile as they begin to slide down as Shelley giggles causing both of us to burst into laughter. Snapping the picture of course she wants to see as she makes a comment of Ice looking silly before running to the other games pulling us with her. Well this is going to be interesting…" -Chelsea Armstrong
"The wins are great, but the losses are better. They teach me valuable lessons, lessons that I was told I would learn. I was told by my God that this walk would not be easy, full of ups, downs and, a lot of walking all around, but out of this crucifixion I will bear my cross and eventually come out the victor." -Steeltoe Joe
"Let the chips fall where they may, right Mister Lerch? And why not. After all, it is WAR season." -Steve Orbit
"He might be a monster, but I'm the devil." -Justin Cash
"Buzz: You’re not going to fire me, are you? Seth: Fire you? For what? Do you know how the talent usually treats me? This is nothing." -Bryan "Buzz" Worthy
"Match like this, there are no teams. It's every man for himself. Alpine is just another asshole between me and the title. That's all." -Cormack MacNeill
"He fell with a heavy crumple of bone and limb. Hyena stood down at his manager's twitching form, a bright red pool spreading upon the floor." -Hyena
"Cheer up dingo. Least you can say you've been shot by The Shine!" -Brent "The Shine" Alpine