Post by recklessjack on May 24, 2007 15:54:16 GMT -5
Blah blah blah, intros suck. Here we go.
Reckless Jack: Oh TXO, you still bastard. You have no idea do you? I really think you don't. Claiming me as a bald face liar just struck me as funny as I know what I am talking about. You don't, end of story. You see, back in 2004, this place closed down, reopened in 2005. There were tons of history with titles you have no idea of. The Elite Title, the United States Title, the International Title just to name a few. All of them former titles much like the Cruiserweight Title which stayed back in 2004 and was never heard of again. Those titles are part of WCF's past whether it's in the current record books. Just because there isn't something noted in the current history books doesn't mean it never happened. Case in point, this.
Reckless Jack: See, title history is right there. First ever and only one of two. Still think I am a liar? I hardly think so. Because I can show you both of the times the title was won if you'd like? Honestly now, what in the fuck do you know about WCF? WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WCF?! Hardly anything you fucking newbie. You see, I can use this term because as that figure shows, I've been here since 2004. I know things you have no possible idea that existed. Such as the People's Title wasn't created in this version of WCF. Oh no, something you didn't know! See, that's called learning you stupid ass. Now as for the War Games, simple explanation here. The War Games consisted of two teams. The winning team went into the War match itself. Don't believe me? Watch this.
Reckless Jack: Oh my god, look at that! Do you see that TXO? Do you? What does that say? It says WAR GAMES. Still don't believe me?
Reckless Jack: Not only does that show that I won the War Games for my team but it also shows how Epic was entered into the following match and won. You see TXO, like I said, I know things, I've been here way longer then you have. But uh, about you putting fans in the seats, yeah, never happened. Did you see the ratings for your match last Sunday? It was like an old episode of Monday Night Raw back during the Monday Night Wars, horrible. You can brag about this nCw shit all you want, you can brag about this, brag about that but you know deep down you are a liar, you are an idiot and most of all, you are a fucking poser. You and your partner are both little posers. Can you come up with something original next time?
Reckless Jack shakes his head as he walks off.
Reckless Jack: Oh TXO, you still bastard. You have no idea do you? I really think you don't. Claiming me as a bald face liar just struck me as funny as I know what I am talking about. You don't, end of story. You see, back in 2004, this place closed down, reopened in 2005. There were tons of history with titles you have no idea of. The Elite Title, the United States Title, the International Title just to name a few. All of them former titles much like the Cruiserweight Title which stayed back in 2004 and was never heard of again. Those titles are part of WCF's past whether it's in the current record books. Just because there isn't something noted in the current history books doesn't mean it never happened. Case in point, this.
Cruiserweight Title History
4/25/04: Reckless Jack beats Creeping Death in an Ultraviolent Ladder match to become the first Cruiserweight Champion.
5/13/04: Nate Nytro defeats Reckless Jack to capture the Cruiserweight Title
4/25/04: Reckless Jack beats Creeping Death in an Ultraviolent Ladder match to become the first Cruiserweight Champion.
5/13/04: Nate Nytro defeats Reckless Jack to capture the Cruiserweight Title
Reckless Jack: See, title history is right there. First ever and only one of two. Still think I am a liar? I hardly think so. Because I can show you both of the times the title was won if you'd like? Honestly now, what in the fuck do you know about WCF? WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WCF?! Hardly anything you fucking newbie. You see, I can use this term because as that figure shows, I've been here since 2004. I know things you have no possible idea that existed. Such as the People's Title wasn't created in this version of WCF. Oh no, something you didn't know! See, that's called learning you stupid ass. Now as for the War Games, simple explanation here. The War Games consisted of two teams. The winning team went into the War match itself. Don't believe me? Watch this.
War Games Match
Logan, Dake Ken, Reckless Jack, Twister, JX, Klubber Klabanski, Sylk Walker, Fugitive, and
vs PC Cradle, Epic, Neo, Outcast, Torture, Burn Out, Nate Nytro, Red Fusion, and Jon Michaels
Logan, Dake Ken, Reckless Jack, Twister, JX, Klubber Klabanski, Sylk Walker, Fugitive, and
vs PC Cradle, Epic, Neo, Outcast, Torture, Burn Out, Nate Nytro, Red Fusion, and Jon MichaelsReckless Jack: Oh my god, look at that! Do you see that TXO? Do you? What does that say? It says WAR GAMES. Still don't believe me?
Seth Lerch: What is this? A big match ending in controversy!? There's something new. Alright, let's roll the footage on the Jumbotron so everyone can see what exactly happened.
The footage rolls, showing both Epic and Jack scoring pinfalls. Neither official knows for sure what to call.
Seth Lerch: This decision is up to me, and me alone. The truth of the matter is this... Reckless Jack's three count came RIGHT before yours, Epic. So the only fair and correct thing to do is to award this match to Jack's team!
The crowd boos like nobodies business. Epic takes a mic.
Epic: Lerch, that's bull! Not only did you come in and hit me with a chair, you're screwing me out of my World Title shot? I pinned someone from the other team, I deserve a Title shot! Bottom line!
Seth Lerch: Sorry, buddy, but you didn't do it in time. A few seconds earlier and you'd have the match won. Too bad.
Epic: Well.. since that team is technically YOUR team, Lerch, you gonna compete in this World Title match?
Seth Lerch: No, no, I'm not interested in any World Title. I just came into this match to screw with you and Cradle.
Epic: Well then, by my count, this World Title match is one man short, correct?
Seth Lerch: ...Correct... Where are you going with this?
Epic: Well, Lerch, you have a few options. You can do the right thing and put me in the World Title match to take your place for your team. Or you could NOT do that, keep me out of the match, and have a very unhappy Epic on your hands. Which do you want?
Lerch looks angry, and thinks about it for a few seconds...
Seth Lerch: Egh.. ugh.. FINE! Fine, Epic! You can be in the match, it's not going to make any difference! You'll just get beat!
Epic smiles to himself. Master of Puppets plays as Seth leaves, and the members of the losing team begin leaving as well. A few shout words of encouragement to Epic.
Zach Davis: Well... I think that was solved nicely.
Shannan Lerch: Yes, that's my brother, fair as always.
Zach Davis: Or after he's intimidated into being fair, at least.
Shannan Lerch: At any rate.. World Title match!
Rebirth World Title Battle Royal Match
Logan vs Dake Ken vs Reckless Jack vs Twister vs JX vs Klubber Klabanski vs Sylk Walker vs Fugitive vs Epic
The footage rolls, showing both Epic and Jack scoring pinfalls. Neither official knows for sure what to call.
Seth Lerch: This decision is up to me, and me alone. The truth of the matter is this... Reckless Jack's three count came RIGHT before yours, Epic. So the only fair and correct thing to do is to award this match to Jack's team!
The crowd boos like nobodies business. Epic takes a mic.
Epic: Lerch, that's bull! Not only did you come in and hit me with a chair, you're screwing me out of my World Title shot? I pinned someone from the other team, I deserve a Title shot! Bottom line!
Seth Lerch: Sorry, buddy, but you didn't do it in time. A few seconds earlier and you'd have the match won. Too bad.
Epic: Well.. since that team is technically YOUR team, Lerch, you gonna compete in this World Title match?
Seth Lerch: No, no, I'm not interested in any World Title. I just came into this match to screw with you and Cradle.
Epic: Well then, by my count, this World Title match is one man short, correct?
Seth Lerch: ...Correct... Where are you going with this?
Epic: Well, Lerch, you have a few options. You can do the right thing and put me in the World Title match to take your place for your team. Or you could NOT do that, keep me out of the match, and have a very unhappy Epic on your hands. Which do you want?
Lerch looks angry, and thinks about it for a few seconds...
Seth Lerch: Egh.. ugh.. FINE! Fine, Epic! You can be in the match, it's not going to make any difference! You'll just get beat!
Epic smiles to himself. Master of Puppets plays as Seth leaves, and the members of the losing team begin leaving as well. A few shout words of encouragement to Epic.
Zach Davis: Well... I think that was solved nicely.
Shannan Lerch: Yes, that's my brother, fair as always.
Zach Davis: Or after he's intimidated into being fair, at least.
Shannan Lerch: At any rate.. World Title match!
Rebirth World Title Battle Royal Match
Logan vs Dake Ken vs Reckless Jack vs Twister vs JX vs Klubber Klabanski vs Sylk Walker vs Fugitive vs Epic
Reckless Jack: Not only does that show that I won the War Games for my team but it also shows how Epic was entered into the following match and won. You see TXO, like I said, I know things, I've been here way longer then you have. But uh, about you putting fans in the seats, yeah, never happened. Did you see the ratings for your match last Sunday? It was like an old episode of Monday Night Raw back during the Monday Night Wars, horrible. You can brag about this nCw shit all you want, you can brag about this, brag about that but you know deep down you are a liar, you are an idiot and most of all, you are a fucking poser. You and your partner are both little posers. Can you come up with something original next time?
Reckless Jack shakes his head as he walks off.
