My Fav Lines from Rps this week 19
Aug 24, 2014 20:59:16 GMT -5
Jonny Fly, Chelsea Armstrong, and 4 more like this
Post by Natural ICE Beckman on Aug 24, 2014 20:59:16 GMT -5
"we are here to prove that we are the best without you people." -Shawn Scholes
"The New Blood are making strides in trying to salvage what’s left of the old WCF. It’s a new age. And Apocalypse is no doubt going to be part of it as HE looks to climb the ladder and earn the shot to face Orbit for Hardcore TITLE!" -Apocalypse
"...and off they go to find The Beast and his BFF Biohazard and vanquish them with sticks and machetes. If the match on Sunday is cancelled, you know why." -Jonny Fly
"I would've gained freedom 15 days ago, but the retarded monkeys in the zoo felt the urge to toss their poo all over, so I felt it in my best interest to punish these asshats for being asshats." -Gonzo Deuce
"Jorge: I'll beat him! Now let me sleep!" -The Diaz Brothers
"But if it happens and i just walk in and break his neck and he dosent live ....its just thems the breaks?" -The Ultimate Destroyer
"You guys claim to be kings, all the while you're getting usurped by whelps." -Colin Marshall
"Glo-Worm accepted his apology and thanks in his twinkly, chiming way, then floated over to where the pixie was still crouched over the less-than-conscious body. Time ran different, but he really shouldn't stay here much longer. Glo-Worm said as much, then flashed brightly for an instant in warning. The pixie's hand drifted slowly toward the Mask, and he leapt toward the shell; felt himself rebuffed. Oh krek" -Jay Omega
"Me, I just got out of prison for attempted murder, where I turned little white collared citizens like you into my bitch." -Justin Cash
"The angry naked hooker with chaffed nipples swung the butcher knife once more, missing Logan's back by an inch. He made it to the hedge maze, where The Great Catsy popped out with a bandana wrapped over his forehead." -Logan
"Jayson Price: "Is it solicitation if I haven't paid her yet?" -Jayson Price
"You know Anthony Douglas.. the guy who Jay Omega made his bitch, the guy who couldn't earn a world title shot, a US title shot, a shot from a pretty girl at the bar, a shot from an ugly guy at the bar, even the guy with the shotgun thought was a waste of a bullet." -Alex Richards
"Speaking of celebrating, I think we're over due for last weeks win, I think now is as good of a time as any." -The Bouncer
"The old woman, a gray haired bag of wrinkles and the most transparently fake smile I've seen in years was even worse. Slobbered all over me like she was family. "We're very active in our Baptist Church. Jesus will guide you through your problems, dear..." -Anthony Douglas
"There’s no room for hesitation and trepidation when you’re in a match with the caliber of people such as is in this main event."? "The Livewire" Grayson Pierce
"The single word echoes throughout the cavernous chamber, and even the Gathering cower in the shadows from the force of it. The Vixens who hid in the shadows stops for a moment from their continuous carnivorous sexual activities." -Johnny Reb
"I dont care about you people if you no good, pathetic puppets don't like me. I want to be the best and I'll be the best here. I will get what I want." -Shawn Scholes
"I feel like I have woken up from a bad dream, there is ash and dust everywhere and while I see the ashes of what used to be, I feel the beads of sweat comb down my face and then I realized, I did this. I created the fire that destroyed the world." -Steeltoe Joe
"Steven kicks the doors open to the dining room. Within the room is a long dining table, which naked women dance around and entertain The Godfather who sits at the far end, a bucket of St. Louis Ribs on the table, ripped to shreds as The Godfather chews the meat off the bone." -Zombie McMorris
"...talking to some people backstage and you know what was pointed out? Your People’s Champion, the Sweet Nightmare, is the one and only female wrestler that is currently active! You know what that means? I have outlasted every chick that stepped into that ring! Even the one who has a chance of coming back is a fucking robot!" -Chelsea Armstrong
"You told a woman the truth? That was a mistake.” -Bryan "Buzz" Worthy
"That was enough to shut Isaiah up. He sat in the shadows, watching the entrance gap as the sun set, covering everything in darkness. The words ringing in his head. “A way to kill the patrol… a way to kill the patrol… kill the patrol.” -Isaiah Chavis
"When I face off with what I consider to be a pest I don't want them to bother coming back. I try to make sure I end it right there because I have known pests to come back at me over and over again. Let me tell you that it gets old fast when I have to keep swatting down the same people like every week is exactly the same." -John Gable
"So I'm pretty much Cain's living and breathing nightmare come to life... One bite from me and bye bye Cain... Well that saves me a lot of money... Lunch?" -Robert Wolf
"Admit it. People are scared, people are scared every day of their lives, and that makes them unhappy. We all sit in our own little borders and we slowly become more and more unhappy, to the point where we mope around and let the world lose us in its cracks. Remove the imaginary lines, and them you remove the fear." -Michael Easton
"God damn you, I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of you looking back at me with my own face. I'm sick of your circular logic and Obi-Won Kenobi treatment. I'm sick of hallucinations that become real. For once, I'd like you to give me a straight answer and tell me finally just what in the fuck is going on?!" -Hyena
"Relax James. It's a press conference, but they are here to see me. To see us. they already know what I'm about. And these days I couldn't give a rats ass if that offends anyone. Fuck 'em." -Cormack MacNeill
"If The Monster digs IT's teeth into your flesh, will it taste like pork?!" -Oblivion
"The New Blood are making strides in trying to salvage what’s left of the old WCF. It’s a new age. And Apocalypse is no doubt going to be part of it as HE looks to climb the ladder and earn the shot to face Orbit for Hardcore TITLE!" -Apocalypse
"...and off they go to find The Beast and his BFF Biohazard and vanquish them with sticks and machetes. If the match on Sunday is cancelled, you know why." -Jonny Fly
"I would've gained freedom 15 days ago, but the retarded monkeys in the zoo felt the urge to toss their poo all over, so I felt it in my best interest to punish these asshats for being asshats." -Gonzo Deuce
"Jorge: I'll beat him! Now let me sleep!" -The Diaz Brothers
"But if it happens and i just walk in and break his neck and he dosent live ....its just thems the breaks?" -The Ultimate Destroyer
"You guys claim to be kings, all the while you're getting usurped by whelps." -Colin Marshall
"Glo-Worm accepted his apology and thanks in his twinkly, chiming way, then floated over to where the pixie was still crouched over the less-than-conscious body. Time ran different, but he really shouldn't stay here much longer. Glo-Worm said as much, then flashed brightly for an instant in warning. The pixie's hand drifted slowly toward the Mask, and he leapt toward the shell; felt himself rebuffed. Oh krek" -Jay Omega
"Me, I just got out of prison for attempted murder, where I turned little white collared citizens like you into my bitch." -Justin Cash
"The angry naked hooker with chaffed nipples swung the butcher knife once more, missing Logan's back by an inch. He made it to the hedge maze, where The Great Catsy popped out with a bandana wrapped over his forehead." -Logan
"Jayson Price: "Is it solicitation if I haven't paid her yet?" -Jayson Price
"You know Anthony Douglas.. the guy who Jay Omega made his bitch, the guy who couldn't earn a world title shot, a US title shot, a shot from a pretty girl at the bar, a shot from an ugly guy at the bar, even the guy with the shotgun thought was a waste of a bullet." -Alex Richards
"Speaking of celebrating, I think we're over due for last weeks win, I think now is as good of a time as any." -The Bouncer
"The old woman, a gray haired bag of wrinkles and the most transparently fake smile I've seen in years was even worse. Slobbered all over me like she was family. "We're very active in our Baptist Church. Jesus will guide you through your problems, dear..." -Anthony Douglas
"There’s no room for hesitation and trepidation when you’re in a match with the caliber of people such as is in this main event."? "The Livewire" Grayson Pierce
"The single word echoes throughout the cavernous chamber, and even the Gathering cower in the shadows from the force of it. The Vixens who hid in the shadows stops for a moment from their continuous carnivorous sexual activities." -Johnny Reb
"I dont care about you people if you no good, pathetic puppets don't like me. I want to be the best and I'll be the best here. I will get what I want." -Shawn Scholes
"I feel like I have woken up from a bad dream, there is ash and dust everywhere and while I see the ashes of what used to be, I feel the beads of sweat comb down my face and then I realized, I did this. I created the fire that destroyed the world." -Steeltoe Joe
"Steven kicks the doors open to the dining room. Within the room is a long dining table, which naked women dance around and entertain The Godfather who sits at the far end, a bucket of St. Louis Ribs on the table, ripped to shreds as The Godfather chews the meat off the bone." -Zombie McMorris
"...talking to some people backstage and you know what was pointed out? Your People’s Champion, the Sweet Nightmare, is the one and only female wrestler that is currently active! You know what that means? I have outlasted every chick that stepped into that ring! Even the one who has a chance of coming back is a fucking robot!" -Chelsea Armstrong
"You told a woman the truth? That was a mistake.” -Bryan "Buzz" Worthy
"That was enough to shut Isaiah up. He sat in the shadows, watching the entrance gap as the sun set, covering everything in darkness. The words ringing in his head. “A way to kill the patrol… a way to kill the patrol… kill the patrol.” -Isaiah Chavis
"When I face off with what I consider to be a pest I don't want them to bother coming back. I try to make sure I end it right there because I have known pests to come back at me over and over again. Let me tell you that it gets old fast when I have to keep swatting down the same people like every week is exactly the same." -John Gable
"So I'm pretty much Cain's living and breathing nightmare come to life... One bite from me and bye bye Cain... Well that saves me a lot of money... Lunch?" -Robert Wolf
"Admit it. People are scared, people are scared every day of their lives, and that makes them unhappy. We all sit in our own little borders and we slowly become more and more unhappy, to the point where we mope around and let the world lose us in its cracks. Remove the imaginary lines, and them you remove the fear." -Michael Easton
"God damn you, I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of you looking back at me with my own face. I'm sick of your circular logic and Obi-Won Kenobi treatment. I'm sick of hallucinations that become real. For once, I'd like you to give me a straight answer and tell me finally just what in the fuck is going on?!" -Hyena
"Relax James. It's a press conference, but they are here to see me. To see us. they already know what I'm about. And these days I couldn't give a rats ass if that offends anyone. Fuck 'em." -Cormack MacNeill
"If The Monster digs IT's teeth into your flesh, will it taste like pork?!" -Oblivion
