Post by Biggs on Apr 12, 2007 16:00:26 GMT -5
"Jake's Gym" is absolutely packed today! Most of the people that have a membership stopped coming because they realized that exercising just wasn't there thing. However, all of them decided that today is the day they get up off of their couches and head back to the facility! Why today, you ask? Well, "The Greatest" JJ Biggs is going to be signing autographs for free to all members of the gym just one day before the last match of his wrestling career!
Speaking of "The Greatest," he's currently sitting inside of Jake Hudson's small office. He's wearing a pair of faded blue jean and a WCF Wrestling shirt. Hudson, of course, is looking professional in his suit. He complements the suit with a Rolex and a pair of expensive sunglasses in his breast pocket. Biggs is sitting in front of the desk, and Hudson is comfortably behind it reading through some papers.
"The Greatest" : I never realized you had so many people with a membership. I figured I'd only have to sign about twenty autographs and then I could call it a night.
Jake Hudson: Well, there are a lot more crazy fans. I had some employees checking people as they came in to make sure they had a membership, but maybe they allowed some to slip by.
"The Greatest" : I suppose it doesn't matter, really. This will probably be the last time I do this kind of thing.
Jake Hudson: Oh, that reminds me. There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
"The Greatest" : Oh, sure. What is it?
Jake Hudson: Well, I know you're not happy about your business going under. I mean, you were causing all kinds of stores to have to go out of business because people were choosing to shop at your place, rather than elsewhere.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I know.
Jake Hudson: Yeah. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work here after you retire?
"The Greatest" : I may be broke and all of that, but I refuse to clean piss, blood, and sweat off of that wrestling canvas for a couple of dollars a hour.
Jake Hudson: No! No, that's not what I meant, JJ. I was thinking about expanding this building. I wanted to add to it so we could include another area that we could use to train people that are interested in wrestling. And, I'd like you to be the head trainer.
"The Greatest" : Really? That's awesome, man. How'd you get enough money to do all of this construction work on this place, though?
Jake Hudson: Oh, I sent Jose Jose downtown. And, well, he sold his body for sex.
"The Greatest" : You made that much money off of Jose Jose charging people for sex? And, might I add, that's quite disgusting.
Jake Hudson: No. I only saw a profit of about a dollar from the whole operation. It was a complete failure. I had to buy him clothes, I had to allow him to shower, and I had to feed him. I bought the clothes at Goodwill and he showered in the rain. Oh, and I bought him a burger from the dollar menu at McDonald's. So, I spent about six dollars getting him all dressed up and he only made seven dollars. The guy was on the corner, for three days, and that's all he made. I swear to God he is even more useless that previously thought.
"The Greatest" : Where's he now?
Jake Hudson: The hospital. Apparently, he caught something. I don't know. Anyway, I had a lot of money saved up and I thought this was the right thing to do with it. Oh, and I have some papers around here somewhere that I want you to sign.
"The Greatest" : Papers? What kind of papers?
Jake Hudson ignores the question as he looks through the various drawers in his desk. Eventually, he finds the stack of papers he was referring to and he drops them down on the desk. He grabs a pen and he places the stack of papers in front of Biggs; and then he hands him the pen.
"The Greatest" : Again, what kind of papers? I don't feel like reading all of this.
Jake Hudson: It simply states that once you place your signature on the dotted-line, you become fifty percent owner of this facility. We'll work on renaming the place later, but I just want to get this over with for now.
"The Greatest" : Fifty percent owner? Man, you're doing too much.
Jake Hudson: Not at all. You're like a brother to me, man. It would mean a lot to me if you took my offer.
"The Greatest" : Are you sure?
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
JJ Biggs smiles before flipping through the papers until he comes to the paper with the line for his signature. He quickly scribbles his signature and he gets to his feet. Hudson extends his hand, and Biggs shakes it. However, he pulls Hudson in and the two of them hug. It seems like they are hugging awhile before the door to the office opens quickly and an employee makes his way in. Biggs and Hudson quickly back away from each other as the employee looks at them both with a confused look on his face.
Employee: Did I interrupt anything? Because, you know, if you want I can leave and you two can go back to you....you know.
Jake Hudson: Shut the hell up. What do you want?
Employee: The people out there are getting anxious. They've been waiting a while for Mr. Biggs to make his appearance and sign some autographs.
"The Greatest" : I'm coming out.
Employee: ....of the closet?
"The Greatest" : You better get the fuck out of here before I shove my shoe up your ass so far you'll be chewing the gum I stepped in this morning!
The employee quickly exits the office and slams the door closed behind him.
"The Greatest" : I appreciate all of this, man.
Jake Hudson: It's no problem. Why don't we get out there before these people break something? I don't want to have to kick some ass.
"The Greatest" : I don't know what it is about you, Jake...you're just not tough enough to say stuff like that.
Jake shrugs as the two of them make their way out of the office. As soon as "The Greatest" is seen, the people cheer loudly as he walks through them and takes a seat at the desk that has been set up for him. Jake takes a seat in the chair to JJ's left as all of the people gather in a line with their pictures, action figures, shirts, and all of that to be signed. The first person in the line steps up.
John: Hey, Mr. Biggs. It's an honor to meet you!
"The Greatest" : Of course it is.
John: Could you sign this picture and make it out to "John?"
John hands Biggs a picture of himself holding the WCF World Heavyweight Championship over his head. Biggs chuckles after looking at the picture for a moment. He proceeds by picking up the marker and signing it.
John: Your match with Reckless Jack is going to be awesome! I can't wait.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I can't wait. I've had many, many battles with Reckless Jack in the past. It's an honor that I get to end my career facing him. Reckless Jack is a great wrestler and a great person. Here you are, thanks for coming.
John looks at the picture with a smile and he quickly gets out of the line so the next person can come forward.
Ringo: Hi, my name is Ringo. What's yours?
"The Greatest" : Are you serious?
Ringo: Nice to meet you. My dad wanted me to come here and get an autograph or something from you.
Biggs looks at the kid as if he's a complete idiot as he snatches the picture away from him. He quickly scribbles his autograph and he sends the kid away in a hurry.
Paul: Hi, my name's Paul.
"The Greatest" : Paul? What the hell is this? First we have a John, then a Ringo, and now a Paul? I'm signing autographs for The Beatles!
Paul: Who?
"The Greatest" : Never mind, you're too young.
Paul: Okay...Can you sign this?
Biggs nods as he takes the picture from Paul and he quickly scribbles his autograph.
Paul: Have you ever faced Reckless Jack before?
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I've faced him many times. If you were watching Blast this past week you would have at least acquired that information then. This will be the third company that I've wrestled him in.
Paul nods as Biggs hands him the picture. The next person steps up and Biggs looks at him.
"The Greatest" : Let me guess, your name is George?
Fred: No, it's Fred.
"The Greatest" : Oh, thank God. How are you doing today, Fred?
Fred: Good. Can you sign this shirt for me?
"The Greatest" : Sure can.
Fred hands Biggs the shirt and he places it on the desk as he finds a place to sign it.
Fred: Is your last match really tomorrow? Are you really retiring?
"The Greatest" : Yeah. I've been wrestling for a while now and I thought it was time to hang up my boots.
Fred: How come you didn't retire after you faced Outcast?
"The Greatest" : Because facing Reckless Jack means a lot more to me than facing Outcast in my final match. As he said earlier this week, we're great friends and I think it's the right way to go out.
Biggs hands Fred the shirt as he smiles and nods. Fred takes it and the next person steps up. Biggs interacts with that person, and then the same thing happens again. The scene slowly fades out with Biggs signing autographs for probably the final time..[/b]
Speaking of "The Greatest," he's currently sitting inside of Jake Hudson's small office. He's wearing a pair of faded blue jean and a WCF Wrestling shirt. Hudson, of course, is looking professional in his suit. He complements the suit with a Rolex and a pair of expensive sunglasses in his breast pocket. Biggs is sitting in front of the desk, and Hudson is comfortably behind it reading through some papers.
"The Greatest" : I never realized you had so many people with a membership. I figured I'd only have to sign about twenty autographs and then I could call it a night.
Jake Hudson: Well, there are a lot more crazy fans. I had some employees checking people as they came in to make sure they had a membership, but maybe they allowed some to slip by.
"The Greatest" : I suppose it doesn't matter, really. This will probably be the last time I do this kind of thing.
Jake Hudson: Oh, that reminds me. There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
"The Greatest" : Oh, sure. What is it?
Jake Hudson: Well, I know you're not happy about your business going under. I mean, you were causing all kinds of stores to have to go out of business because people were choosing to shop at your place, rather than elsewhere.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I know.
Jake Hudson: Yeah. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to work here after you retire?
"The Greatest" : I may be broke and all of that, but I refuse to clean piss, blood, and sweat off of that wrestling canvas for a couple of dollars a hour.
Jake Hudson: No! No, that's not what I meant, JJ. I was thinking about expanding this building. I wanted to add to it so we could include another area that we could use to train people that are interested in wrestling. And, I'd like you to be the head trainer.
"The Greatest" : Really? That's awesome, man. How'd you get enough money to do all of this construction work on this place, though?
Jake Hudson: Oh, I sent Jose Jose downtown. And, well, he sold his body for sex.
"The Greatest" : You made that much money off of Jose Jose charging people for sex? And, might I add, that's quite disgusting.
Jake Hudson: No. I only saw a profit of about a dollar from the whole operation. It was a complete failure. I had to buy him clothes, I had to allow him to shower, and I had to feed him. I bought the clothes at Goodwill and he showered in the rain. Oh, and I bought him a burger from the dollar menu at McDonald's. So, I spent about six dollars getting him all dressed up and he only made seven dollars. The guy was on the corner, for three days, and that's all he made. I swear to God he is even more useless that previously thought.
"The Greatest" : Where's he now?
Jake Hudson: The hospital. Apparently, he caught something. I don't know. Anyway, I had a lot of money saved up and I thought this was the right thing to do with it. Oh, and I have some papers around here somewhere that I want you to sign.
"The Greatest" : Papers? What kind of papers?
Jake Hudson ignores the question as he looks through the various drawers in his desk. Eventually, he finds the stack of papers he was referring to and he drops them down on the desk. He grabs a pen and he places the stack of papers in front of Biggs; and then he hands him the pen.
"The Greatest" : Again, what kind of papers? I don't feel like reading all of this.
Jake Hudson: It simply states that once you place your signature on the dotted-line, you become fifty percent owner of this facility. We'll work on renaming the place later, but I just want to get this over with for now.
"The Greatest" : Fifty percent owner? Man, you're doing too much.
Jake Hudson: Not at all. You're like a brother to me, man. It would mean a lot to me if you took my offer.
"The Greatest" : Are you sure?
Jake Hudson: Indeed.
JJ Biggs smiles before flipping through the papers until he comes to the paper with the line for his signature. He quickly scribbles his signature and he gets to his feet. Hudson extends his hand, and Biggs shakes it. However, he pulls Hudson in and the two of them hug. It seems like they are hugging awhile before the door to the office opens quickly and an employee makes his way in. Biggs and Hudson quickly back away from each other as the employee looks at them both with a confused look on his face.
Employee: Did I interrupt anything? Because, you know, if you want I can leave and you two can go back to you....you know.
Jake Hudson: Shut the hell up. What do you want?
Employee: The people out there are getting anxious. They've been waiting a while for Mr. Biggs to make his appearance and sign some autographs.
"The Greatest" : I'm coming out.
Employee: ....of the closet?
"The Greatest" : You better get the fuck out of here before I shove my shoe up your ass so far you'll be chewing the gum I stepped in this morning!
The employee quickly exits the office and slams the door closed behind him.
"The Greatest" : I appreciate all of this, man.
Jake Hudson: It's no problem. Why don't we get out there before these people break something? I don't want to have to kick some ass.
"The Greatest" : I don't know what it is about you, Jake...you're just not tough enough to say stuff like that.
Jake shrugs as the two of them make their way out of the office. As soon as "The Greatest" is seen, the people cheer loudly as he walks through them and takes a seat at the desk that has been set up for him. Jake takes a seat in the chair to JJ's left as all of the people gather in a line with their pictures, action figures, shirts, and all of that to be signed. The first person in the line steps up.
John: Hey, Mr. Biggs. It's an honor to meet you!
"The Greatest" : Of course it is.
John: Could you sign this picture and make it out to "John?"
John hands Biggs a picture of himself holding the WCF World Heavyweight Championship over his head. Biggs chuckles after looking at the picture for a moment. He proceeds by picking up the marker and signing it.
John: Your match with Reckless Jack is going to be awesome! I can't wait.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I can't wait. I've had many, many battles with Reckless Jack in the past. It's an honor that I get to end my career facing him. Reckless Jack is a great wrestler and a great person. Here you are, thanks for coming.
John looks at the picture with a smile and he quickly gets out of the line so the next person can come forward.
Ringo: Hi, my name is Ringo. What's yours?
"The Greatest" : Are you serious?
Ringo: Nice to meet you. My dad wanted me to come here and get an autograph or something from you.
Biggs looks at the kid as if he's a complete idiot as he snatches the picture away from him. He quickly scribbles his autograph and he sends the kid away in a hurry.
Paul: Hi, my name's Paul.
"The Greatest" : Paul? What the hell is this? First we have a John, then a Ringo, and now a Paul? I'm signing autographs for The Beatles!
Paul: Who?
"The Greatest" : Never mind, you're too young.
Paul: Okay...Can you sign this?
Biggs nods as he takes the picture from Paul and he quickly scribbles his autograph.
Paul: Have you ever faced Reckless Jack before?
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I've faced him many times. If you were watching Blast this past week you would have at least acquired that information then. This will be the third company that I've wrestled him in.
Paul nods as Biggs hands him the picture. The next person steps up and Biggs looks at him.
"The Greatest" : Let me guess, your name is George?
Fred: No, it's Fred.
"The Greatest" : Oh, thank God. How are you doing today, Fred?
Fred: Good. Can you sign this shirt for me?
"The Greatest" : Sure can.
Fred hands Biggs the shirt and he places it on the desk as he finds a place to sign it.
Fred: Is your last match really tomorrow? Are you really retiring?
"The Greatest" : Yeah. I've been wrestling for a while now and I thought it was time to hang up my boots.
Fred: How come you didn't retire after you faced Outcast?
"The Greatest" : Because facing Reckless Jack means a lot more to me than facing Outcast in my final match. As he said earlier this week, we're great friends and I think it's the right way to go out.
Biggs hands Fred the shirt as he smiles and nods. Fred takes it and the next person steps up. Biggs interacts with that person, and then the same thing happens again. The scene slowly fades out with Biggs signing autographs for probably the final time..[/b]
