Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2014 10:23:45 GMT -5
Dear WCF Fans,
Knowing that you are severely devoid of attention span, cognition and appreciation of genius, I, Percy Macro will summarise my brilliant plan to date.
On Wednesday 29th January, I left a miniature pig in a basket outside the door of the new WCF wrestler then known as 'The Shine' Brent Alpine. With it, I enclosed a letter that explained that the pig could talk by the high tech equipment that I had fitted to his collar. He also had a 360 degree rotating camera that could track Alpine's every move. Of course, in his sheer arrogance, Alpine treated this as entertainment.
Over the next few weeks, I led Mr. Alpine to the TV Title and a series of victories. He was starting to be hailed as the brightest young talent in the WCF and I was planning to take him to the top so that I could finally have some mild challenge. However, he continually disobeyed me. The worst act was joining the imbeciles known as Sequitus. I could see them rotting his mind straight away.
I decided to test Mr. Alpine. My team used Percy Micro to hypnotise him in several childhood regression therapy sessions. He learned that his brain was tampered with and that he had undergone severe neuro linguistic programming as a teenager as a desperate attempt from his mother to get her unruly son on the straight and narrow. This created 'The Shine' - a bombastic, arrogant but highly functional persona designed to mask his past hurts.
The revelation demoralised Mr. Alpine and he began to question who he was. This led to his first defeat against Chelsea Black Armstrong at Explosion. He started to distrust me and self sabotage.
Mr. Alpine went missing for several weeks and was presumed dead. I knew all along that he was still alive and had him watched as he traveled to South America and back. Yet I played along; waiting for him to reach out to me. In the meantime, I used this opportunity to send the pig to Sequitus to continue gaining intel.
When Mr. Alpine returned as 'The Vine', I sent the pig out to reunite with him at ringside. He foolishly became distracted and lost the opportunity of a US Title shot.
I instructed my team to stay silent and observe for a while as Mr. Alpine adapted to his new persona. Predictably, alongside Sequitus, he lost several matches. When it became apparent to him that I was the source behind his success, he re-initiated contact and I agreed to mentor him further.
This led to resounding victories over former WCF World Champions three Slams in a row - Johnny Reb, Nathan von Liebert and Oblivion. Having convinced him of my galvanising effect on his career, I issued him with an ultimatum - Sequitus or me.
In the single worst decision of his life, Mr. Alpine chose to remain with Sequitus and dispense of my services. Secretly, I was hoping for this outcome and expected it. Therefore, my backup plan came into effect - to RUIN the career and life of one Brent Rainer Alpine and those dear to him.
I commenced this by killing the very pig that I sent to him back in January. I no longer needed a proxy and Mr. Alpine had grown close with the miniature pig known as Percy Micro. Following this devastation, I attacked Mr. Alpine's friend Caliban under a deliciously ironic pig's mask and druid robes. Mr. Alpine was not able to catch me and he will continually be several steps behind me.
My plan is by no means finished and is set to take an even darker turn. I will reveal crippling secrets about Mr. Alpine each week until his reputation is beyond repair. Not only that, I intend to inflict psychological and physical torture on him. I will not be content until his career is over and he wants to end his life.
Unkind regards,
Percy Macro
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you?
I am someone on the WCF roster. It should not be hard to find me. I am the only superstar who exudes excellence. It is a mystery to me why so many people have not heeded that major clue.
What were your initial intentions?
I first saw Brent Alpine shortly before his WCF debut and, mistakenly, was impressed. I wondered if I had finally found a competitor vaguely approaching my lofty echelon of talent. Therefore, I wanted to observe him. He was a curiosity to me. Like a hamster with one eye.
What are your intentions now?
To have fun. I will enjoy destroying Brent Alpine's life. I will also end Sequitus. After that? The WCF is my oyster and no one is safe.
Why did you use a miniature pig as your proxy?
I knew that Alpine would take the pig, Percy Micro, into his affections so carelessly. He is a classic narcissist who is so starved of attention that he wants to live his life like a Big Brother contestant. I knew that he would open up to me. In addition, the pig was disarming and 'cute' to pathetic individuals like him.
When will you reveal yourself?
In time.
How did you get the resources and technology to make this project possible?
I can get whatever I want any way I want. I am intelligent, charming and prepared to do anything to get ahead. I have even sold my mother's soul... twice.
Why did you kill the pig?
It had served its purpose. Alpine had finally chosen Sequitus and therefore, I determined to destroy everything important to him. Seeing that he had naively developed a bond with the pig, it was only fair that its blood be on his hands.
What is the difference between Percy Micro and Percy Macro?
Micro was the pig. He was my proxy. I used a variety of employees to operate his equipment and report their findings on a daily basis. I had further teams analysing the surveillance footage. Now known only as 'Percy Macro', I am acting directly from the source. I will be appearing at WCF events in my pig mask and robes.
Surely you will be caught; being so out in the open now?
I will never be caught. I am intellectually superior to everyone and a man of great power.
Have you left any clues as to your identity?
Several. You just have to look hard enough. My suspicion is that none of you are capable of such a feat.
Are you worried by Alpine's 5 suspect list?
Not at all. Watching him reveal the list will be like watching a baby try to run. He might take a couple of steps forward but will ultimately fall and cry for his mother.
What 'shameful secrets' do you have about Alpine?
They are too numerous to reveal at once. I will expose several over the coming weeks. Remember, I saw him at close quarters, essentially 24/7 for nearly five months. Curiously, humans tend to reveal more of themselves to their pets than they even would to even their spouses. Alpine was no exception. I saw all facets of him.
Are you... evil?
If good and evil actually existed, I would most distinctly be classified as evil, yes.
Here are my panties. Will you marry me?
No. Stop it, Tyler Walker.
Knowing that you are severely devoid of attention span, cognition and appreciation of genius, I, Percy Macro will summarise my brilliant plan to date.
On Wednesday 29th January, I left a miniature pig in a basket outside the door of the new WCF wrestler then known as 'The Shine' Brent Alpine. With it, I enclosed a letter that explained that the pig could talk by the high tech equipment that I had fitted to his collar. He also had a 360 degree rotating camera that could track Alpine's every move. Of course, in his sheer arrogance, Alpine treated this as entertainment.
Over the next few weeks, I led Mr. Alpine to the TV Title and a series of victories. He was starting to be hailed as the brightest young talent in the WCF and I was planning to take him to the top so that I could finally have some mild challenge. However, he continually disobeyed me. The worst act was joining the imbeciles known as Sequitus. I could see them rotting his mind straight away.
I decided to test Mr. Alpine. My team used Percy Micro to hypnotise him in several childhood regression therapy sessions. He learned that his brain was tampered with and that he had undergone severe neuro linguistic programming as a teenager as a desperate attempt from his mother to get her unruly son on the straight and narrow. This created 'The Shine' - a bombastic, arrogant but highly functional persona designed to mask his past hurts.
The revelation demoralised Mr. Alpine and he began to question who he was. This led to his first defeat against Chelsea Black Armstrong at Explosion. He started to distrust me and self sabotage.
Mr. Alpine went missing for several weeks and was presumed dead. I knew all along that he was still alive and had him watched as he traveled to South America and back. Yet I played along; waiting for him to reach out to me. In the meantime, I used this opportunity to send the pig to Sequitus to continue gaining intel.
When Mr. Alpine returned as 'The Vine', I sent the pig out to reunite with him at ringside. He foolishly became distracted and lost the opportunity of a US Title shot.
I instructed my team to stay silent and observe for a while as Mr. Alpine adapted to his new persona. Predictably, alongside Sequitus, he lost several matches. When it became apparent to him that I was the source behind his success, he re-initiated contact and I agreed to mentor him further.
This led to resounding victories over former WCF World Champions three Slams in a row - Johnny Reb, Nathan von Liebert and Oblivion. Having convinced him of my galvanising effect on his career, I issued him with an ultimatum - Sequitus or me.
In the single worst decision of his life, Mr. Alpine chose to remain with Sequitus and dispense of my services. Secretly, I was hoping for this outcome and expected it. Therefore, my backup plan came into effect - to RUIN the career and life of one Brent Rainer Alpine and those dear to him.
I commenced this by killing the very pig that I sent to him back in January. I no longer needed a proxy and Mr. Alpine had grown close with the miniature pig known as Percy Micro. Following this devastation, I attacked Mr. Alpine's friend Caliban under a deliciously ironic pig's mask and druid robes. Mr. Alpine was not able to catch me and he will continually be several steps behind me.
My plan is by no means finished and is set to take an even darker turn. I will reveal crippling secrets about Mr. Alpine each week until his reputation is beyond repair. Not only that, I intend to inflict psychological and physical torture on him. I will not be content until his career is over and he wants to end his life.
Unkind regards,
Percy Macro
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you?
I am someone on the WCF roster. It should not be hard to find me. I am the only superstar who exudes excellence. It is a mystery to me why so many people have not heeded that major clue.
What were your initial intentions?
I first saw Brent Alpine shortly before his WCF debut and, mistakenly, was impressed. I wondered if I had finally found a competitor vaguely approaching my lofty echelon of talent. Therefore, I wanted to observe him. He was a curiosity to me. Like a hamster with one eye.
What are your intentions now?
To have fun. I will enjoy destroying Brent Alpine's life. I will also end Sequitus. After that? The WCF is my oyster and no one is safe.
Why did you use a miniature pig as your proxy?
I knew that Alpine would take the pig, Percy Micro, into his affections so carelessly. He is a classic narcissist who is so starved of attention that he wants to live his life like a Big Brother contestant. I knew that he would open up to me. In addition, the pig was disarming and 'cute' to pathetic individuals like him.
When will you reveal yourself?
In time.
How did you get the resources and technology to make this project possible?
I can get whatever I want any way I want. I am intelligent, charming and prepared to do anything to get ahead. I have even sold my mother's soul... twice.
Why did you kill the pig?
It had served its purpose. Alpine had finally chosen Sequitus and therefore, I determined to destroy everything important to him. Seeing that he had naively developed a bond with the pig, it was only fair that its blood be on his hands.
What is the difference between Percy Micro and Percy Macro?
Micro was the pig. He was my proxy. I used a variety of employees to operate his equipment and report their findings on a daily basis. I had further teams analysing the surveillance footage. Now known only as 'Percy Macro', I am acting directly from the source. I will be appearing at WCF events in my pig mask and robes.
Surely you will be caught; being so out in the open now?
I will never be caught. I am intellectually superior to everyone and a man of great power.
Have you left any clues as to your identity?
Several. You just have to look hard enough. My suspicion is that none of you are capable of such a feat.
Are you worried by Alpine's 5 suspect list?
Not at all. Watching him reveal the list will be like watching a baby try to run. He might take a couple of steps forward but will ultimately fall and cry for his mother.
What 'shameful secrets' do you have about Alpine?
They are too numerous to reveal at once. I will expose several over the coming weeks. Remember, I saw him at close quarters, essentially 24/7 for nearly five months. Curiously, humans tend to reveal more of themselves to their pets than they even would to even their spouses. Alpine was no exception. I saw all facets of him.
Are you... evil?
If good and evil actually existed, I would most distinctly be classified as evil, yes.
Here are my panties. Will you marry me?
No. Stop it, Tyler Walker.
