Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 13, 2014 13:48:17 GMT -5
Jeff Purse is seen sitting at a table with Corey Black. They are eating whatever food you could imagine is the most badass of the foods.
Jeff Purse: You know what 'Team Thickness' is?
Corey Black: Bunch of bitches?
Jeff Purse: A bunch of penis eating bitches.
Corey Black: YEAH!
They then take out their rockets and fly to the moon. They don't need oxygen because they are hardcore like that. They meet two aliens there, Steve Orbit and Jayson Price.
Steve Orbit: Hey, you two are Corey Black and Jeff Purse? Them dudes from the most badass wrestling team of all time, Pantheon?
Jayson Price: HUMP DAY!
Corey Black: Do you guys want to join us to help us beat a bunch of penis eaters?
Jeff Purse: Yeah, because I feel like the two of you should join our awesome team.
Zoom in on Jayson Price's face...he raises an eyebrow...
Jayson Price: But we already are in Pantheon.
Steve Orbit: YEAH!
They all share a moon high five.
Jonny Fly floats up, he is a Space Ghost.
Jonny Fly: PENIS EATERS SUCK!
Another space high five between the five of them. This cause a ripple through the galaxy, and all the aliens recognize them as the rulers of the universe.
Jeff Purse, Jayson Price, Jonny Fly, Corey Black, and Steve Orbit: WE ARE GONNA WIN!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Back on earth, we see Jeff on a video conference with Dr. Montgomery.
Jeff Purse: Yeah, so that was my dream. Weird right?
Dr. Montgomery: I would fuck alien Jonny Fly.
Jeff Purse: Well, don't know why I thought this would be helpful. Good bye.
As he picks up the remote to shut the TV off, Dr. Montgomery makes one last plea.
Dr. Montgomery: No wait...SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!
He shuts the television off. Zoom in on his face, looking all intense and shit. Fade to black.
Jeff Purse: You know what 'Team Thickness' is?
Corey Black: Bunch of bitches?
Jeff Purse: A bunch of penis eating bitches.
Corey Black: YEAH!
They then take out their rockets and fly to the moon. They don't need oxygen because they are hardcore like that. They meet two aliens there, Steve Orbit and Jayson Price.
Steve Orbit: Hey, you two are Corey Black and Jeff Purse? Them dudes from the most badass wrestling team of all time, Pantheon?
Jayson Price: HUMP DAY!
Corey Black: Do you guys want to join us to help us beat a bunch of penis eaters?
Jeff Purse: Yeah, because I feel like the two of you should join our awesome team.
Zoom in on Jayson Price's face...he raises an eyebrow...
Jayson Price: But we already are in Pantheon.
Steve Orbit: YEAH!
They all share a moon high five.
Jonny Fly floats up, he is a Space Ghost.
Jonny Fly: PENIS EATERS SUCK!
Another space high five between the five of them. This cause a ripple through the galaxy, and all the aliens recognize them as the rulers of the universe.
Jeff Purse, Jayson Price, Jonny Fly, Corey Black, and Steve Orbit: WE ARE GONNA WIN!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Back on earth, we see Jeff on a video conference with Dr. Montgomery.
Jeff Purse: Yeah, so that was my dream. Weird right?
Dr. Montgomery: I would fuck alien Jonny Fly.
Jeff Purse: Well, don't know why I thought this would be helpful. Good bye.
As he picks up the remote to shut the TV off, Dr. Montgomery makes one last plea.
Dr. Montgomery: No wait...SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!
He shuts the television off. Zoom in on his face, looking all intense and shit. Fade to black.
