Post by CD's Old Account on Jun 13, 2014 12:55:31 GMT -5
Inside a run-down and slummy looking arena, the setup for XIII begins. Two rings have been put up, both are black and void of any distinguishable features. As a couple guys bring the cage out, Corey Black and Jeff Purse walk on the scene, overseeing what is happening. Corey looks kinda pissed.
Corey Black
None of this makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because Fly's out?
Corey Black
God, none of this makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because we're going into the match four on five? We got this, dude.
Corey Black
My world is a lie. Nothing makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because it's XIII day and you're stressing out?
Corey Black
Guy Fieri is Violent J without makeup.
Jeff is taken aback. His mind is blown.
Jeff Purse
Say what now?
Corey Black
That homosexual chef is actually half of ICP without the bitch-ass face paint.
Jeff Purse
You're stressing out over that when we have a WAR GAMES match coming up against TEAM THICKNESS?!
Corey Black
Who?
Jeff Purse
Bobby Cairo, Odin Balfore, Stacy Robinson, Dr. Remus and Natural ICE Beckman!
Corey Black
You mean Mr. Living in 2007, a wizard, a foul-mouthed whore, a malpractice suit waiting to happen and the fucking comic dude?
Jeff Purse
Well in a roundabout way - yes!
Corey Black
Yeah, no, I'm more worried about the integrity of the Food Network, what with their employment of the fat clown.
Jeff flips a nearby table before walking off. Corey chuckles to himself as Jayson Price walks up to him.
Jayson Price
What's so funny?
Corey Black
Just trolled Purse. Made him think I'm not even into the match and that I'm more worried about Violent J being Guy Fieri.
Jayson Price
Holy shit.
Corey Black
Indeed, it was awesome. Poor dude. I better go talk to him.
Jayson Price
No, I mean, fat clown really IS that gay chef!
Corey Black
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
End.
Corey Black
None of this makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because Fly's out?
Corey Black
God, none of this makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because we're going into the match four on five? We got this, dude.
Corey Black
My world is a lie. Nothing makes sense.
Jeff Purse
Is it because it's XIII day and you're stressing out?
Corey Black
Guy Fieri is Violent J without makeup.
Jeff is taken aback. His mind is blown.
Jeff Purse
Say what now?
Corey Black
That homosexual chef is actually half of ICP without the bitch-ass face paint.
Jeff Purse
You're stressing out over that when we have a WAR GAMES match coming up against TEAM THICKNESS?!
Corey Black
Who?
Jeff Purse
Bobby Cairo, Odin Balfore, Stacy Robinson, Dr. Remus and Natural ICE Beckman!
Corey Black
You mean Mr. Living in 2007, a wizard, a foul-mouthed whore, a malpractice suit waiting to happen and the fucking comic dude?
Jeff Purse
Well in a roundabout way - yes!
Corey Black
Yeah, no, I'm more worried about the integrity of the Food Network, what with their employment of the fat clown.
Jeff flips a nearby table before walking off. Corey chuckles to himself as Jayson Price walks up to him.
Jayson Price
What's so funny?
Corey Black
Just trolled Purse. Made him think I'm not even into the match and that I'm more worried about Violent J being Guy Fieri.
Jayson Price
Holy shit.
Corey Black
Indeed, it was awesome. Poor dude. I better go talk to him.
Jayson Price
No, I mean, fat clown really IS that gay chef!
Corey Black
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
End.
