Post by Corey Black on May 10, 2007 22:52:57 GMT -5
Scene opens up with Creeping Death standing infront of a Net Championship Wrestling banner.
Creeping Death: I'm not here to defend the honor of Outcast or Steve Carr or anyone on that team at all. I'm here to defend the honor of a place called NCW.
Now, Mister Boone, you've gone on record and fired off against Net Championship Wrestling without even knowing what the fuck you're talking about. Uh ... lame? Yeah. Who the fuck is “One Eyed” Johnson? Did Vince Russo come up with that crap?
You're here in WCF, the offspring of NCW. Seth Lerch started WCF because Steve Carr couldn't keep NCW on it's feet. And here we are. Basically every big name ever here, in WCF, the place you are employed, has gone through NCW. Logan? NCW. Rick Mad? NCW. Hellz Angel? Yeah, he was in NCW. Creeping fuckin' Death? NCW through and through.
Who was on your list or people that EVERYONE surely knows again? I'm not even sure, to be honest.
Creeping Death takes a piece of paper out of his pocket.
Creeping Death: Ah yes, here we go. Davey Boone? Ok, obviously I know you. Punisher? Unless he beat up Kevin Nash, then no. “One Eyed” Johnson? Probably a big cock, never heard of him. Team Xtreme? Nobody will hear of them after Sunday. Bad Mojo? Austin Powers? No idea. Genesis? Sega? Surely not. Shane Corgan? Smashing Pumpkins? No that's Billy. Not a clue. Jason “The Icon” Stevens? Even Stevens? Who? Trent Helms? Trent Hunter's love child with The Hurricane? Oh fuck it. No clue again.
Bottom line is, Booney, we don't know ... or frankly care about your nCw. We DO care about our NCW, because frankly again, you wouldn't be here without it.
Creeping Death simply walks away from the banner, leaving it as the last shot before fading to black.
Creeping Death: I'm not here to defend the honor of Outcast or Steve Carr or anyone on that team at all. I'm here to defend the honor of a place called NCW.
Now, Mister Boone, you've gone on record and fired off against Net Championship Wrestling without even knowing what the fuck you're talking about. Uh ... lame? Yeah. Who the fuck is “One Eyed” Johnson? Did Vince Russo come up with that crap?
You're here in WCF, the offspring of NCW. Seth Lerch started WCF because Steve Carr couldn't keep NCW on it's feet. And here we are. Basically every big name ever here, in WCF, the place you are employed, has gone through NCW. Logan? NCW. Rick Mad? NCW. Hellz Angel? Yeah, he was in NCW. Creeping fuckin' Death? NCW through and through.
Who was on your list or people that EVERYONE surely knows again? I'm not even sure, to be honest.
Creeping Death takes a piece of paper out of his pocket.
Creeping Death: Ah yes, here we go. Davey Boone? Ok, obviously I know you. Punisher? Unless he beat up Kevin Nash, then no. “One Eyed” Johnson? Probably a big cock, never heard of him. Team Xtreme? Nobody will hear of them after Sunday. Bad Mojo? Austin Powers? No idea. Genesis? Sega? Surely not. Shane Corgan? Smashing Pumpkins? No that's Billy. Not a clue. Jason “The Icon” Stevens? Even Stevens? Who? Trent Helms? Trent Hunter's love child with The Hurricane? Oh fuck it. No clue again.
Bottom line is, Booney, we don't know ... or frankly care about your nCw. We DO care about our NCW, because frankly again, you wouldn't be here without it.
Creeping Death simply walks away from the banner, leaving it as the last shot before fading to black.
