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Post by Caliban on May 18, 2014 9:30:16 GMT -5
So the trolls come out to play and the internet title seems to be the toy SO! lets do something about this, want a shot, I will give it to you, but it will be at a price, see the way I see it everyone had their chance, they were either in the tournament or had a shot before hand but don't get me wrong I wanna see the rookies given a shot too
So here is the deal, I am petitioning management for a 4 way match at Asesinato De Mayo, myself VS the 3 guys who drop a half decent insult on this blogs comments and will ask Steve the Mack Orbit and his boy Freddy Whoa to choose the best 3, at Asesinato De Mayo if any of those 3 guys beat me in a straight up match I'll give them a shot on the next show, not the next wednesday night but the next show for my belt
So lads, come on then, come and have a go, you all talk like I'm an easy mark Im giving you a chance to prove it completely, beat me at the regular game and the title shot is yours, beat me at my game and the belt will be too. So to the rookies, trolls, vets and legends I'll finish in the words of some of my favourite football hooligans
"COME AND HAVE A GO IF YAH THINK YER HARD ENOUGH!"
*Use of Cali-insertshittyinsulthere will see the user DQ'd from the competition for being a repetitive bastard
Thank You
J.P. Caliban
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Post by Alex Richards on May 18, 2014 9:34:55 GMT -5
They should call you Calli-co because you're just a giant pussy. Shit I broke the rules already. Well fuck the rules I don't care about the rules. I'm already the hardcore champion I don't really care about the internet title anyways. The internet is just for trolls, porn, and wacky conspiracy theories anyways.. Wait a minute I like wacky conspiracy theories. I'd totally take that belt and put on my tin foil hat to celebrate.
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Post by Caliban on May 18, 2014 9:40:04 GMT -5
well that was pointless congrats moron, just a clue for you, if you wanna get a title shot don't insult the title you fool
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Post by CD's Old Account on May 18, 2014 10:18:31 GMT -5
Too busy with Trios.
lolol
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Post by Alex Richards on May 18, 2014 10:45:23 GMT -5
That was the point moron. I don't care about the title. A belt just holds up my pants like some people I know who use it to hold up their ego. What's that.. I carry around the hardcore title? Then forget I said that. Remember this.. I talk to unicorns, wear the hardcore title, and some misguided people think I'm crazy. But if you face me you'll be laying on the mat wondering why the internet has forsaken you while I stand over you screaming YOLO ADRIAN I GOT IT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Or I could do something else.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on May 18, 2014 13:00:09 GMT -5
Here's how I see it. I held this belt for a few weeks then raged quit when I lost. Then I spent five months bitching about getting it back. I bitched HARHD-KORE bout how ya'll be skir'd.I AIN'T NEVA SKIR'D. Be talkin bout how ya'll ain't never beat nobody till you done beat me. But ya'll never went dirty thirty wit Jonny Fly. So now I feel like entitled and shit to talk the shit that kept me away from dis belt in da first place. So ya'll need to get up in here and sign up cuz thats how challengez work LOLZ. U foo's got 2 earn dis shit. How be u 2 kome up heres and challenge me. ain't like you beat me an shitz. I gotz clout cuz i went da dirty thirty wid all the pantheonz cuz i am jobberz and all you bitches be less jobbers N needs to sho rezpectz 2 me for it. There. Honey Badger fixed that shit for ya. |
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Post by Alex Richards on May 18, 2014 13:20:10 GMT -5
thanks Zombie that suddenly makes a lot more sense to me
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Post by Terry Roberts on May 18, 2014 13:28:38 GMT -5
This almost sounds like my blind open challenge for the television championship. Though mine was far more original than yours. I smell a d.q. for the screw.
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Post by Doc Henry on May 18, 2014 14:05:42 GMT -5
Ok, I'll bite, Caliban you Goebbles pubic hair reject wannabe...  |
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Post by Jeff Purse on May 18, 2014 15:47:34 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp
Whoa, we got a badass over here. Watch out, the Internet Champ is calling the shots.
#Quitas #AY>InternetChamp
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Post by Terry Roberts on May 18, 2014 16:02:54 GMT -5
thehellraiser @thefuturejeffp If I recall correctly, I do believe he called himself "The greatest champion ever". Better get those hall of fame ballots ready for the 2 time Internet champion.
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Post by Jeff Purse on May 18, 2014 16:08:35 GMT -5
@thefuturejeffp
'The Greatest Champion Ever"? Well, excuse me. Better bow down to the king of the fucking roost.
#ZombieWasTheBestInternetChamp #CalibanIsAPussy
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Post by Terry Roberts on May 18, 2014 16:25:18 GMT -5
thehellraiser @thefuturejeffp he has also lost to just about every member of Pantheon, save yourself. So you better watch out, he might lose to you next, and brag to us all how he's the greatest of all time.
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Post by Kaz on May 18, 2014 16:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by Terry Roberts on May 18, 2014 17:54:13 GMT -5
thehellraiser and he calls it a "Trolloyal"? For someone who relishes in bragging about how intellectually superior to everyone that he is, that is the best title he can think up for this? #Youridea #WeMadeItBetter #HackeySack #TrollingThroughTheOyalShit #Hashtag
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Post by Kaz on May 18, 2014 18:08:49 GMT -5
"The Real Deal" Jason O'NealWell, @calibanned is one of "those" guys. You know the type...long hair, dirty pants, watched A Nightmare Before Christmas a couple hundred times and probably lives at Hot Topic...He's the Internet Champion? The internets full of nothing but false prophets and those who sexually abuse. That's why @calibanned and @worldtour69 are perfect for each other. These guys are glued to their smartphones, waiting for the other to say something, salivating like a lion after the kill.
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Post by Terry Roberts on May 18, 2014 18:26:23 GMT -5
thehellraiser "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal You might be onto something, Zmac makes known his sexual preferences regularly. Caliban relishes and brags about being beaten by men. This could be phone sex to them, for all we know.
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Post by Caliban on May 18, 2014 20:00:33 GMT -5
Yawn these are pretty weak, in fact Corey is the only one to actually pull out any kind of a burn, try again kids
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Post by Caliban on May 18, 2014 20:05:14 GMT -5
It's simple, put your balls on, think outside the box and try not to look like a bunch of kids measuring their dicks
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Post by Doc Henry on May 18, 2014 20:30:00 GMT -5
So, saying one is too busy equals a burn... Well in that case, I'd give two shits if'n I wasn't balls deep in German pussy...
#CalibanFearsCompetition
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