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Post by Scott Savage on May 12, 2014 19:17:29 GMT -5
I am pleased to announce to WCF.com that next Sunday on Slam, in accordance with the demands of your Cinema Champion, S-PAC will be bringing you the roast of John Gable. Guest stars will include Seifer Black Armstrong, Chelsea Black Armstrong, Waylon Cash, Scott Savage, Roast master Seth Dominics, and the man of the hour himself, the WCF Cinema champion, John Gable. Make sure to tune in, or at the very least set your DVR. You won't want to miss this one.
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Post by CD's Old Account on May 12, 2014 19:21:24 GMT -5
Cinema Champion? Making up belts, eh? I remember when Adam Young did that. So did Doc Henry.
Basically what I am saying is - jobbers need to make pretend titles.
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Post by Scott Savage on May 12, 2014 19:28:58 GMT -5
No, what we are saying is that Gable is too good to be dragged down by a television title. John Gable is too good for that. He is destined for Cinema greatness, and thus we have improved the belt. Maybe once you have a belt, you can do the same.
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Post by CD's Old Account on May 12, 2014 19:33:56 GMT -5
HAHAHA.
I'll just let you sit and think about how dumb you sound right now. Go ahead. Maybe carve a pentagram in your ballsack while you do it.
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Post by Scott Savage on May 12, 2014 19:35:24 GMT -5
The bottom line is we will do whatever we like with the title. If you don't like it, try to take it from him. Go ahead. I have a feeling that would be quite amusing.
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Post by CD's Old Account on May 12, 2014 19:40:08 GMT -5
We'll see if there's anything left after the Trios finals.
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Post by Scott Savage on May 12, 2014 19:41:19 GMT -5
We wish you the best of luck. Let us hope that nothing unfortunate happens between now and then.
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Post by Logan on May 12, 2014 21:56:49 GMT -5
@logan
@black Last thing you need to worry that peanut head of yours is with a worthless S-PAC boudle like Gable. Roberts, Gable, and that lazy half assed Torture are simply filler.
@black The Psycho Hotdog Beer Company is taking this road straight through, no stopping, and Pantheon is going to get fuckin' ran over.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2014 22:04:45 GMT -5
@maltesefalconquest
I didn't make up anything. I simply took a worthless belt and made it better. I am going to get this whole company into ship shape by the time I'm done and you will all be subject to prosecution at some point during. But for the ACTUAL topic at hand...This Roast specifically is for celebration as well as increasing the entertainment value of this all to repetitive, dull, delusional sport. #NoThanksNecessary
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Post by Natural ICE Beckman on May 12, 2014 23:08:13 GMT -5
I am pleased to announce the official dramatization of the Gable Roast.....#NoThanksNecessary  |
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Post by Alex Richards on May 12, 2014 23:24:45 GMT -5
people say I'm crazy but this would be much better if Beckman was the roast master. Or if they cancelled it and roasted wieners instead. Or if everyone dressed up like a clown.
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Post by Natural ICE Beckman on May 12, 2014 23:34:04 GMT -5
I agree with everything you just said @alexs_playground.
I Guess crazy is the new Sane. #JustSaying Feeling a little crazy...who isn't?
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Post by Scott Savage on May 13, 2014 9:08:31 GMT -5
I am pleased to announce the official dramatization of the Gable Roast.....#NoThanksNecessary This legitimately made me laugh. You may not be entirely useless after all. |
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