The Official WBL Greatness Thread

[wblstudios]

I noticed the original thread dedicated to my greatness has gone off track. So here's a thread officially to mark my greatness. Everyone can post here about how amazing and awesome I am.


I'm so awesome, they made a board game about it.


I'm so awesome, even Mike Awesome thinks I'm awesome.


And Carlito thinks I'm cool!


I'm so cool I ride spinnaz on 26's.


When Sean Connery first said "You're The Man Now Dog!", he was talking about me.


Both marks AND smarks love me.


I'm so cool I can sit through shitty movies like this.

Feel free to join in any time!

[Jack of Blades]

This woman knows how cool WBL is. Look at her celebrate.

(Cake made by WBL.)

[wblstudios]

I just thought of some more ways to express how great I am.


I'm so great, I was supposed to go on tour with Ozzy, but he backed out, fearing my vocal skills.


I'm so awesome, even New Jack is afraid of me.


I can eat all sorts of ice cream and not get a headache.


I'm so cool, I AM Batman!


I'm so cool, Aquaman is my bitch.


Phil Collins wants me to perform on his new album.


I'm so awesome, I scare off ninjas.


And take their chicks.

[Ace Resoland]

Your not as cool as this man

The Disco Inferno

or this man


or The Miz


And i bet your havnt bumped uglies with as many girls as this man

or this man

[Jack of Blades]

WBL's so cool that this is an actual photograph of him.

[Jack of Blades]

ace said:

or The Miz

Hoo-rah! Why does he keep saying that? He has to be somewhat retarded.

[Ace Resoland]

He is.

[CD]

I call shenanigans.

[Torture]

Uhm. You're not cool at all. So seriously. Stfu.

I know Cool. I am cool. I have real life apparell, NAMED AFTER ME.

And I remember when they debuted Carlito, and everyone on EWE thought it was me.

[CD]

shenanigans.

[Corey Black]

I'm being told to use the Chewbacca defence.

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, CD's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client is cooler than WBL. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.



Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major wrestler, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must agree that WBL is not cool! The defense rests.

[recklessjack]

Gotta love a good Chewbacca defense to own noobs.

[Torture]

Owned.

[Corey Black]

Mother. Fucking. Chewbacca. Defense.

[Lawnmower Jones]

But they didn't use it when the kids called shenanigans. Shenanigans was the episode "Cow Days" while the Chewbacca defense was a couple episodes later where that one bitch stole Chef's "You Got Stinky Bridges" song.

Nevertheless, the Chewbacca defense worked miracles in this instance, and the noob was owned.

I am hereby ordered to dismiss the case and sentence WBL to a lifetime role of CD's shaft-licking. So be it!