Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 19:21:18 GMT -5
Namaste. Abundant divine blessings are flowing from my heart chakra and this generosity is a product of my unconditional love for you all.
I can exclusively reveal that 'The Vulture' Dallas Culture is available for the Trios Cup! Clearly I have the best record of any WCF superstar with my two precious wins and zero defeats. Not only that but I am the highest vibing individual here and your consciousness will expand through the spiritual energy transmission that occurs through my very presence. Consider it an angelic and nourishing deposit to your grimy, sick aura from my mine.
Limited, low consciousness human thinking might say -
1) The teams are set
2) No one has invited me to join their team
3) It is too late
However, as I share the mind of the blessed Universe, I say with confidence -
1) No team can truly be set without Dallas Culture
2) My fellow superstars suffer with sacral chakra issues and do not truly believe they are enough. It is their low self esteem which has deterred them from inviting me onto their teams. Just like the geek doesn't ask the prom queen on a date because he is protecting himself from inevitable rejection. Well, guess what? Dallas Culture is a loving being that has not chosen to ascend to higher astral plains because my karmic path is to help you suffering lifeforms.
3) Just as I am beyond mind/body/ego identification and the limitations of form, I am also beyond time and space. What I think about, I attract. Nothing is ever too late for me.
In conclusion, I ask you to be compassionate when kicking one of your team's losers out to accommodate me. Please be peaceful and do not all fight over me like flies on fresh shit.
Begging not compulsory.
Love to you, beloved children.
I can exclusively reveal that 'The Vulture' Dallas Culture is available for the Trios Cup! Clearly I have the best record of any WCF superstar with my two precious wins and zero defeats. Not only that but I am the highest vibing individual here and your consciousness will expand through the spiritual energy transmission that occurs through my very presence. Consider it an angelic and nourishing deposit to your grimy, sick aura from my mine.
Limited, low consciousness human thinking might say -
1) The teams are set
2) No one has invited me to join their team
3) It is too late
However, as I share the mind of the blessed Universe, I say with confidence -
1) No team can truly be set without Dallas Culture
2) My fellow superstars suffer with sacral chakra issues and do not truly believe they are enough. It is their low self esteem which has deterred them from inviting me onto their teams. Just like the geek doesn't ask the prom queen on a date because he is protecting himself from inevitable rejection. Well, guess what? Dallas Culture is a loving being that has not chosen to ascend to higher astral plains because my karmic path is to help you suffering lifeforms.
3) Just as I am beyond mind/body/ego identification and the limitations of form, I am also beyond time and space. What I think about, I attract. Nothing is ever too late for me.
In conclusion, I ask you to be compassionate when kicking one of your team's losers out to accommodate me. Please be peaceful and do not all fight over me like flies on fresh shit.
Begging not compulsory.
Love to you, beloved children.
