Brent Alpine, FOUND! (who?)

[Zombie DankMorris]

Zombie McMorris, has discovered through extensive face pounding sessions between his mile long Tommy Lee Bitch Beater and the feminine mouth of Jordan Cali-GAGHG-HFREDSHFD-HTRHFD the where-abouts of Brent "The Shine" Alpine. After Winning several hands of Texas Hold em' and racking up a multitude of pinfall victories of Sequit-fags, the discovery was made 's late last night. Zmacs dick had found Brent and his team of dick suckin rejects shoved themselves up Cali-I'm-a-little-bitch's ass in order to stroke Calibans ego and be " apart" of some new generation " take over" of WCF, much to Jordans delight. The illustrious 2 and 6 Jordan Caliban, keeps that mountain of momentum moving by losing yet again to Pantheon to prove the point that...

No one fucking cares. Certainly Jordon doesnt. His partner is missing and he is slitting his wrists on twitter because no one has acknowledged that he had a match with Jonny Fly.

Brent Alpine shall be sorely missed by the WCF ( no he wont.)

[Caliban]

Actually its you nobody cares about thats your problem and why you have to throw out pathetic shit like this because nobody is listening, you call me a cheap version of you? Seriously? Im the person you wanted to be your whole life acting it out in front of your crying eyes. Go away Zombie, WCF doesn't need your rebel without a clue attitude anymore 

[Zombie DankMorris]

@worldtour69'

Translation: " GAH, GAH..UGHGH.. HM... GRAYJGNMGG."

My dick just won the Jordan Caliban, tape worm invitational

@worldtour69'

Honey Badger don't give a fuck what WCF wants or fuckin needs.

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