Cairo stands at his pulpit and mandates big, important things.
Bobby Cairo: "I am Cairo. I was formerly a wrestling champion of some accomplishment. I have decided to return to GWC, I'm sorry I mean WCF. Sorry, post-natal jitters. Anyway I saw the Mayweather-Hatton fight last night. Hatton got his ass kicked just as I expected. I wanted to vandalize Hatton's Wikipedia page, but unfortunately his page is currently protected by the Wikipedia police or whatever the fuck. Bottom line is Cairo is back with a vengeance so you better lock up your daughters and shoot your sons, do you smell me cousin?"
The reporters clamor for questions, but Cairo ignores them.
Bobby Cairo: "I will not take questions at this time. I do have a big, stinky message for Marty Jannetty. Jannetty, you attacked me but I have major recourse. I don't sit around all day at KFC, sucking down boneless wings and potato wedges. You're a drug addict, Jannetty. If this is America we must band together to rid the world of the likes of you. I don't listen to emo music, I don't have sex with dudes. This is the real deal. When you were bouncing bowling pins in Jamaica I was knocking Muhammad Ali the fuck out. This is moribund because I flex my muscles and the people respond. You have fifteen minutes, Jannetty. I will be eagerly anticipating your response."
Cairo stands back to make room then dodges past the pews.
[shadow=Crimson,left,300]TO BE CONTINUED.......[/shadow]