Cairo stands at his pulpit and mandates big, important things.
Bobby Cairo: "I am Cairo. I was formerly a wrestling champion of some accomplishment. I have decided to return to GWC, I'm sorry I mean WCF. Sorry, post-natal jitters. Anyway I saw the Mayweather-Hatton fight last night. Hatton got his ass kicked just as I expected. I wanted to vandalize Hatton's Wikipedia page, but unfortunately his page is currently protected by the Wikipedia police or whatever the fuck. Bottom line is Cairo is back with a vengeance so you better lock up your daughters and shoot your sons, do you smell me cousin?"
The reporters clamor for questions, but Cairo ignores them.
Bobby Cairo: "I will not take questions at this time. I do have a big, stinky message for Marty Jannetty. Jannetty, you attacked me but I have major recourse. I don't sit around all day at KFC, sucking down boneless wings and potato wedges. You're a drug addict, Jannetty. If this is America we must band together to rid the world of the likes of you. I don't listen to emo music, I don't have sex with dudes. This is the real deal. When you were bouncing bowling pins in Jamaica I was knocking Muhammad Ali the fuck out. This is moribund because I flex my muscles and the people respond. You have fifteen minutes, Jannetty. I will be eagerly anticipating your response."
Cairo stands back to make room then dodges past the pews.
[shadow=Crimson,left,300]TO BE CONTINUED.......[/shadow]
John Gable: Hey, Seth. I won't pretend to know what is going on but if you ever see this. I would just like to ask if you could at least grant access to the RP boards. I really like reading old RPs. They mean a lot to me. I put a lot of work into them.
Jun 8, 2020 13:47:58 GMT -5
John Gable: And there is a friend I have been wanting to show them to because they want to read them as well. So, it would mean a lot to me that, if you see this, you could open of the RP boards again just so I could see it. If it isn't any trouble.
Jun 8, 2020 13:48:58 GMT -5
John Gable: Please and thank you.
Jun 8, 2020 13:49:04 GMT -5