Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 3:15:41 GMT -5
Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 1630 hrs
Denver, Colorado
(We join WCF interview extraordinaire Hank Brown and Sequitus in a charmless, modern but well equipped hospital room. Jordan Caliban is the patient after internal injuries sustained during his match with Matthew Robinson on last week's Slam. His bed is notable for its plethora of wires and buttons and one must wonder what technological and medical genius it's capable of. All of Sequitus are present - Caliban, obviously, Cormack MacNeill, Jordan Ciserano and 'The Shine' Brent Alpine with his TV Title in tow. Even the lovely Sinney, and the teacup pig Percy Micro show their support by their presence, albeit Micro is sniffing round under Caliban's bed which must violate all sorts of hygiene rules.)
Hank Brown: As you can see, I am here with Sequitus at the hospital bed of Jordan Caliban. We have just heard the announcement of a 6 Man... well, Person Tag for Slam - Sequitus versus Stacy and Matthew Robinson and Chase Michaels with the TV Title on the line. I have to ask, firstly, are you going to make it to that match to support your teammates, Caliban?
Jordan Caliban: The doctor says I'm...
Brent Alpine (interrupting): He's got no need to make it. Just stay in bed, Jordy mate. What's the point rushing back to support us against those three no name drongos. It will make absolutely no difference whatsoever - The Shine needs no cheerleader. My radiance cannot be dimmed. My lofty grandeur is insurmountable. My undefeated streak will not be cut short by Chase Matthews or Stacy Chasy... or Robinson Michaels for that matter.
Hank Brown: You mean Stacy Robinson, Matthew Robinson and Chase Michaels. Anyway, Cormack, how are you feeling about the prospect of facing such talented opposition? Especially with Alpine's TV Title on the line and Chase Michaels being one of your Trilogy Cup opponents at Explosion?
Cormack MacNeill: Well, I...
Brent Alpine (interrupting): Cormy can take the week off too. My brilliance and stardom doesn't require a supporting cast.
(Cormack, Ciserano and Caliban exchange disillusioned glares.)
Hank Brown: What are your thoughts, Ciserano? You have the chance to really establish Sequitus as main event players.
Ciserano: Th...
Brent Alpine (interrupting yet again): Cissy can put his feet up and relax too. The Shine is the guiding star of Sequitus and the WCF overall. Some would argue the world but I wouldn't be as arrogant as to state that. Anyway, the TV Title is my belt. I'm not losing this. With it just being me, there's zero chance of me facing any defeat. With Cormy and Cissy, there's at least 10 percent chance we might be defeated. Those aren't odds that I'm willing to risk.
(They look at Alpine in fury.)
Brent Alpine: OK, five percent chance.
Hank Brown: So Brent, are you saying you want a handicapped match?
Brent Alpine: Hanky Panky! That's not very politically correct of you, dingo. You're meant to describe the Robinsons and Michaels as 'people with disabilities'. Handicapped is not appropriate. But yeah, I want a 3 on 1 match. Me against the people with disabilities. The rest of Sequitus can be my valets.
(A deathly uncomfortable silence fills the room. Alpine seems to pick up on the tension.)
Brent Alpine: The Shine gotta go shine elsewhere. I have a French pedicure booked in ten minutes. That's my kindness to all the women who fall at my feet. Not that my perfect toes need any more beautification but, hey, it's something do, right dingos? See ya later Hanky Panky, see ya fan club!
(Alpine leaves and takes Percy Micro with him. The rest of Sequitus look like they are burning with wrath.)
Cormack MacNeill: I haven't seen him that bad before.
Jordan Ciserano: You need to fix it and fast. We're on the main event of Slam and we can't afford to lose because of Mr. Ego.
Cormack MacNeill: I'll handle it
Jordan Caliban: Just get it done.
(Fade out.)
Wednesday, March 5, 2014 1030 hrs
Denver, Colorado
('Song 2' by Blur plays as we assume the perspective of someone watching 'The Shine' Brent Alpine from afar. He is walking Percy Micro on a lead through the majestic kaleidoscope of nature of the Denver Botanic Gardens. We get closer and closer, stalking him. As the camera gets right up to him, it backs out of a POV shot and captures the action. Our hunter was Cormack MacNeill. He pushes Alpine up against the outside of a wooden archway and clutches him by the throat. Words are exchanged but all that can be heard is...)
Cormack MacNeill: You and me laddie, we're gonna have a wee chat.
(Scene fades out.)
Wednesday, March 5, 2014, 2100 hrs
Denver, Colorado
(As 'Song 2' continues to drown out the dialogue, Brent Alpine and Cormack MacNeill can be seen chatting in an Irish style pub. The atmosphere between them appears much more cordial and reconciliatory. The table in front of them is filled with empty mugs, and as the scene fades out, Alpine motions the barkeep for another round.)
Thursday, March 6, 2014, 0330 hrs
Denver, Colorado
(The scene opens on a rain-soaked street. The only people on the street are two figures, one in a suit, the other a kilt, walking slowly down the sidewalk. They seem to be having an animated conversation as they walk.)
Cormack MacNeill:...so the proctologist hands this guy a thermometer and says sign here here and here. They guy says how do I sign with a thermometer. The doctor looks at him and shakes his head. Some asshole's got my pen!
Brent Alpine: Too funny mate. How does a pub run out of beer? And why aren't we drunk if we drank what they say we drank?
Cormack MacNeill: Hold up, I need to take a piss. Fucking American beer.
(MacNeill walks down an alley and does his business. Meanwhile Alpine is still talking.)
Brent Alpine: No worries! So, we're good now? Jordy and Cissy are going to go with it?
Cormack MacNeill (still in the alley): Sure buddy. Just remember what we talked about.
Brent Alpine: Righto! I'll keep it in mind.
(Cormack walks out of the alley, wiping his hands on his kilt. Alpine looks at him with a mild disgust. MacNeill, completely oblivious to the look, starts walking again.)
Cormack MacNeill: Back home, we say that American beer is like sex in a canoe.
Brent Alpine: You lost me mate.
Cormack MacNeill: It's fucking near water!
(The two men laugh and amble onto their hotel as the scene fades.)
Friday, March 7
(We are back in the hospital room with Sequitus and Hank Brown. Conspicuous by their absence is Brent Alpine and Percy Micro. Jordan Caliban appears to be much brighter as evidenced by more colour in his face.)
Hank Brown: Hello everybody in WCF, I am Hank Brown and today I will again be interviewing a team on the rise in Sequitus. But before we begin, where is Brent Alpine?
Cormack: Don’t worry about that right now, how about we just get this interview done.
Hank Brown: OK. So I have to ask you guys right now how do you feel about your upcoming match for the Television Title against Matthew Robinson, Stacy Robinson, and Chase Michaels?
Jordan Ciserano: Well I’ll tell you right now, nothing has changed since the match was first announced. We still feel like we can kick their asses and win the match. Therefore retaining the Television Title, the first of many titles we will be winning.
Hank Brown: Sounds like there is a fire in you guys.
Jordan Caliban: Trust me right now there is a lot of intensity in the minds and in the actions of these leading up to this match. They want to win more than anything right now and they want to help Sequitus retain the title.
Hank Brown: So speaking of retaining the title, with Caliban out of action how do you think that that will affect Sequitus for this match and in the long run?
(Just as Cormack MacNeill is primed to answer, the curtain is pulled back. Brent Alpine walks through carrying Percy Micro. He carries a more subdued demeanor with an air of shyness. Jordan Caliban scowls. Jordan Ciserano goes to attack him but a more placid Cormack MacNeill restrains him.)
Brent Alpine: Having had several days to reflect, I wish to extend my apologies to you mates. I'm aware that I can be a little full on and that sometimes I need to hold back in order to relate to normal people like your good selves. I am a proud member of Sequitus and I recognize there is no I in team.
Percy Micro: Yes but there is a ME.
Brent Alpine: Sorry about Percy, cobbers. He can get a little carried away. Anyway, I know that Sequitus isn't just about me - The Shine. So I vow not to talk about myself too much and boast in my superiority. This is a team effort and Brent Alpine is the world's best teammate. As TV Champion, culture vulture and humanitarian, I am outstanding in my care for others. Indeed, I am very much like the Sun. I can't help but beam and yes, I am big and proud. But if you think about it, what is the purpose of the Sun? To give light and illuminate others so they too can Shine! So yes, I am fabulous but my primary function is to facilitate others and allow them to achieve their full radiance. I am here to sacrifice myself for the betterment of Sequitus. Humility is my middle name. Well actually it's Rainer but close enough.
Hank Brown: Do you accept Alpine's apology?
(The rest of the team look at each other, uncertain.)
Cormack MacNeill: Brent, I forgive you but as we discussed, drop your ego armour. I don't know what happened to you but you've been protecting yourself from the jabs and jeers of a cruel world for long enough. Now that you're in Sequitus, that wall you've built around yourself has been replaced by a fortress. We are stronger collectively than your bombastic persona can ever be. Oh, and if you call me Cormy again, we're gonna have a problem.
Brent Alpine (seemingly genuine contrition): Sorry.
Hank Brown: Ciserano, Caliban, do you forgive Alpine?
(They do not respond.)
Brent Alpine: Come on mates, I mean it. Honest. I value you blokes. Cissy, I would trust you to have my back in any war. You are a warrior and I... err... need... you.
Jordan Ciserano: I accept your apology... on one condition. Don't call me Cissy.
Brent Alpine: Deal! And Jordy Cali, you are our prophet, our fearless advocate. An exceptional wrestler to boot. You will return better than ever.
Jordan Caliban: Thanks, you're back in the fold, Brent. Just keep your ego in control and keep your eyes fixed on the cause. The elite don't respect any of us and we need to seize that respect. We cannot afford any disunity or any talk of being above each other. It's exactly those attitudes we will eradicate within the WCF; especially from Pantheon and the like. Anyway, despite my current condition, I believe that I left these guys in a good position to win and continue to kick ass in WCF starting with these three punks they will have to face at Slam.
Hank Brown: Now this is one for Ciserano, you have faced Chase Michaels once before and he defeated you, how do you think that will effect you in this match?
Jordan Ciserano: That match has only prepared me more for this upcoming one. I now know what he can do in the ring, I know his style of wrestling, and I know what he is thinking once he steps inside that ring. I know he thinks he’s better than any other guy has ever been. But I know Brent, Cormack, and I can get rid of that notion.
Hank Brown: Now how do you think that you will get that done? Cormack?
Cormack MacNeill: I feel like we can use our intensity and adrenaline in the ring, our pure intelligence in the squared circle which has only grown, and most of all I think we can use our chemistry in the ring. We know each other and that will help us in the ring for this match. It’ll only allow us to beat them worse than we already were going too.
Hank Brown: So chemistry is key. Now for the champion, you said that you are the greatest TV Champion of all time, how do you think that you can truly prove that you are?
Brent Alpine: The old Brent Alpine said I am the greatest TV Champion of all time. The new me would not be so brazen as to suggest such a thing... (mutters) even though it's true. All I can do is focus on improving and working hard within the confines of this great group, Sequitus. In spite of my boundless talent and unrivaled star power, I recognize that Sequitus is only as good as the sum of its parts. Fortunately, I am joined by sensational talent.
Hank Brown: One last question boys. How do you feel about many calling you a short-term team?
Jordan Caliban: I believe, fuck it I KNOW that Sequitus is a long term “team”. In fact I know that Sequitus is a superpower that will not be stopped. We have all the keys to success. Power, Strength, and Numbers.
Cormack MacNeill: Sequitus isn't a team Hank, it's a movement. An ideal. We are all here because we believe. And that makes us greater than the sum of our parts
(After finishing speaking, Caliban's phone buzzes. Sinney passes it to him off his bedside cabinet.)
Brent Alpine: Robinsons, Michaels - at Slam, you will enter the POWERHOUSE known as Sequitus featuring Brent Alpine... I mean Sequitus. When you enter the powerhouse, don't take a seat or get too comfortable. Every room is a kitchen and you won't stand the heat. You won't leave the same and the door will well and truly smash your flamin' galah derrieres on the way out.
Cormack: We are Sequitus and some scrubs off the street that got lucky in a few matches won’t even come close to stopping us. It’s time for their luck to finally run out. Because they are going up against a team that doesn't believe in luck. Only skill.
(Caliban holds his phone up to the others.)
Jordan Caliban: The Robinson's must of found time away from the family to turn their old tower computer on, jesus christ do these people talk some shite, can we do something about this? Please? It's killing my morphine buzz, and I just topped up after we got all serious.
(He smiles at the guys and Ciserano jumps in to cover the bemused silence at an out of it Caliban trying to hold his head up in the hospital bed.)
Jordan Ciserano: To quote a sci fi movie - “You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are Sequitus. And here you don’t need to be a part of the system, what you have to be is the best.” And that is what we are going to prove in our TV Title match.
Because who are we?
Brent Alpine: 'The Shine' Brent Alpine!
Ciserano, Caliban and MacNeill (in unison): WE ARE SEQUITUS!
Brent Alpine (correcting himself): Oh... WE ARE SEQUITUS!
(They look at him in disapproval.)
Brent Alpine: Hey, I'm learning.
Hank Brown: Well there you have it; a determined team in Sequitus is looking to win this match no matter what comes in their path. This team is determined and ready. I can’t wait for Slam now.
(Fade to black.)
Denver, Colorado
(We join WCF interview extraordinaire Hank Brown and Sequitus in a charmless, modern but well equipped hospital room. Jordan Caliban is the patient after internal injuries sustained during his match with Matthew Robinson on last week's Slam. His bed is notable for its plethora of wires and buttons and one must wonder what technological and medical genius it's capable of. All of Sequitus are present - Caliban, obviously, Cormack MacNeill, Jordan Ciserano and 'The Shine' Brent Alpine with his TV Title in tow. Even the lovely Sinney, and the teacup pig Percy Micro show their support by their presence, albeit Micro is sniffing round under Caliban's bed which must violate all sorts of hygiene rules.)
Hank Brown: As you can see, I am here with Sequitus at the hospital bed of Jordan Caliban. We have just heard the announcement of a 6 Man... well, Person Tag for Slam - Sequitus versus Stacy and Matthew Robinson and Chase Michaels with the TV Title on the line. I have to ask, firstly, are you going to make it to that match to support your teammates, Caliban?
Jordan Caliban: The doctor says I'm...
Brent Alpine (interrupting): He's got no need to make it. Just stay in bed, Jordy mate. What's the point rushing back to support us against those three no name drongos. It will make absolutely no difference whatsoever - The Shine needs no cheerleader. My radiance cannot be dimmed. My lofty grandeur is insurmountable. My undefeated streak will not be cut short by Chase Matthews or Stacy Chasy... or Robinson Michaels for that matter.
Hank Brown: You mean Stacy Robinson, Matthew Robinson and Chase Michaels. Anyway, Cormack, how are you feeling about the prospect of facing such talented opposition? Especially with Alpine's TV Title on the line and Chase Michaels being one of your Trilogy Cup opponents at Explosion?
Cormack MacNeill: Well, I...
Brent Alpine (interrupting): Cormy can take the week off too. My brilliance and stardom doesn't require a supporting cast.
(Cormack, Ciserano and Caliban exchange disillusioned glares.)
Hank Brown: What are your thoughts, Ciserano? You have the chance to really establish Sequitus as main event players.
Ciserano: Th...
Brent Alpine (interrupting yet again): Cissy can put his feet up and relax too. The Shine is the guiding star of Sequitus and the WCF overall. Some would argue the world but I wouldn't be as arrogant as to state that. Anyway, the TV Title is my belt. I'm not losing this. With it just being me, there's zero chance of me facing any defeat. With Cormy and Cissy, there's at least 10 percent chance we might be defeated. Those aren't odds that I'm willing to risk.
(They look at Alpine in fury.)
Brent Alpine: OK, five percent chance.
Hank Brown: So Brent, are you saying you want a handicapped match?
Brent Alpine: Hanky Panky! That's not very politically correct of you, dingo. You're meant to describe the Robinsons and Michaels as 'people with disabilities'. Handicapped is not appropriate. But yeah, I want a 3 on 1 match. Me against the people with disabilities. The rest of Sequitus can be my valets.
(A deathly uncomfortable silence fills the room. Alpine seems to pick up on the tension.)
Brent Alpine: The Shine gotta go shine elsewhere. I have a French pedicure booked in ten minutes. That's my kindness to all the women who fall at my feet. Not that my perfect toes need any more beautification but, hey, it's something do, right dingos? See ya later Hanky Panky, see ya fan club!
(Alpine leaves and takes Percy Micro with him. The rest of Sequitus look like they are burning with wrath.)
Cormack MacNeill: I haven't seen him that bad before.
Jordan Ciserano: You need to fix it and fast. We're on the main event of Slam and we can't afford to lose because of Mr. Ego.
Cormack MacNeill: I'll handle it
Jordan Caliban: Just get it done.
(Fade out.)
Wednesday, March 5, 2014 1030 hrs
Denver, Colorado
('Song 2' by Blur plays as we assume the perspective of someone watching 'The Shine' Brent Alpine from afar. He is walking Percy Micro on a lead through the majestic kaleidoscope of nature of the Denver Botanic Gardens. We get closer and closer, stalking him. As the camera gets right up to him, it backs out of a POV shot and captures the action. Our hunter was Cormack MacNeill. He pushes Alpine up against the outside of a wooden archway and clutches him by the throat. Words are exchanged but all that can be heard is...)
Cormack MacNeill: You and me laddie, we're gonna have a wee chat.
(Scene fades out.)
Wednesday, March 5, 2014, 2100 hrs
Denver, Colorado
(As 'Song 2' continues to drown out the dialogue, Brent Alpine and Cormack MacNeill can be seen chatting in an Irish style pub. The atmosphere between them appears much more cordial and reconciliatory. The table in front of them is filled with empty mugs, and as the scene fades out, Alpine motions the barkeep for another round.)
Thursday, March 6, 2014, 0330 hrs
Denver, Colorado
(The scene opens on a rain-soaked street. The only people on the street are two figures, one in a suit, the other a kilt, walking slowly down the sidewalk. They seem to be having an animated conversation as they walk.)
Cormack MacNeill:...so the proctologist hands this guy a thermometer and says sign here here and here. They guy says how do I sign with a thermometer. The doctor looks at him and shakes his head. Some asshole's got my pen!
Brent Alpine: Too funny mate. How does a pub run out of beer? And why aren't we drunk if we drank what they say we drank?
Cormack MacNeill: Hold up, I need to take a piss. Fucking American beer.
(MacNeill walks down an alley and does his business. Meanwhile Alpine is still talking.)
Brent Alpine: No worries! So, we're good now? Jordy and Cissy are going to go with it?
Cormack MacNeill (still in the alley): Sure buddy. Just remember what we talked about.
Brent Alpine: Righto! I'll keep it in mind.
(Cormack walks out of the alley, wiping his hands on his kilt. Alpine looks at him with a mild disgust. MacNeill, completely oblivious to the look, starts walking again.)
Cormack MacNeill: Back home, we say that American beer is like sex in a canoe.
Brent Alpine: You lost me mate.
Cormack MacNeill: It's fucking near water!
(The two men laugh and amble onto their hotel as the scene fades.)
Friday, March 7
(We are back in the hospital room with Sequitus and Hank Brown. Conspicuous by their absence is Brent Alpine and Percy Micro. Jordan Caliban appears to be much brighter as evidenced by more colour in his face.)
Hank Brown: Hello everybody in WCF, I am Hank Brown and today I will again be interviewing a team on the rise in Sequitus. But before we begin, where is Brent Alpine?
Cormack: Don’t worry about that right now, how about we just get this interview done.
Hank Brown: OK. So I have to ask you guys right now how do you feel about your upcoming match for the Television Title against Matthew Robinson, Stacy Robinson, and Chase Michaels?
Jordan Ciserano: Well I’ll tell you right now, nothing has changed since the match was first announced. We still feel like we can kick their asses and win the match. Therefore retaining the Television Title, the first of many titles we will be winning.
Hank Brown: Sounds like there is a fire in you guys.
Jordan Caliban: Trust me right now there is a lot of intensity in the minds and in the actions of these leading up to this match. They want to win more than anything right now and they want to help Sequitus retain the title.
Hank Brown: So speaking of retaining the title, with Caliban out of action how do you think that that will affect Sequitus for this match and in the long run?
(Just as Cormack MacNeill is primed to answer, the curtain is pulled back. Brent Alpine walks through carrying Percy Micro. He carries a more subdued demeanor with an air of shyness. Jordan Caliban scowls. Jordan Ciserano goes to attack him but a more placid Cormack MacNeill restrains him.)
Brent Alpine: Having had several days to reflect, I wish to extend my apologies to you mates. I'm aware that I can be a little full on and that sometimes I need to hold back in order to relate to normal people like your good selves. I am a proud member of Sequitus and I recognize there is no I in team.
Percy Micro: Yes but there is a ME.
Brent Alpine: Sorry about Percy, cobbers. He can get a little carried away. Anyway, I know that Sequitus isn't just about me - The Shine. So I vow not to talk about myself too much and boast in my superiority. This is a team effort and Brent Alpine is the world's best teammate. As TV Champion, culture vulture and humanitarian, I am outstanding in my care for others. Indeed, I am very much like the Sun. I can't help but beam and yes, I am big and proud. But if you think about it, what is the purpose of the Sun? To give light and illuminate others so they too can Shine! So yes, I am fabulous but my primary function is to facilitate others and allow them to achieve their full radiance. I am here to sacrifice myself for the betterment of Sequitus. Humility is my middle name. Well actually it's Rainer but close enough.
Hank Brown: Do you accept Alpine's apology?
(The rest of the team look at each other, uncertain.)
Cormack MacNeill: Brent, I forgive you but as we discussed, drop your ego armour. I don't know what happened to you but you've been protecting yourself from the jabs and jeers of a cruel world for long enough. Now that you're in Sequitus, that wall you've built around yourself has been replaced by a fortress. We are stronger collectively than your bombastic persona can ever be. Oh, and if you call me Cormy again, we're gonna have a problem.
Brent Alpine (seemingly genuine contrition): Sorry.
Hank Brown: Ciserano, Caliban, do you forgive Alpine?
(They do not respond.)
Brent Alpine: Come on mates, I mean it. Honest. I value you blokes. Cissy, I would trust you to have my back in any war. You are a warrior and I... err... need... you.
Jordan Ciserano: I accept your apology... on one condition. Don't call me Cissy.
Brent Alpine: Deal! And Jordy Cali, you are our prophet, our fearless advocate. An exceptional wrestler to boot. You will return better than ever.
Jordan Caliban: Thanks, you're back in the fold, Brent. Just keep your ego in control and keep your eyes fixed on the cause. The elite don't respect any of us and we need to seize that respect. We cannot afford any disunity or any talk of being above each other. It's exactly those attitudes we will eradicate within the WCF; especially from Pantheon and the like. Anyway, despite my current condition, I believe that I left these guys in a good position to win and continue to kick ass in WCF starting with these three punks they will have to face at Slam.
Hank Brown: Now this is one for Ciserano, you have faced Chase Michaels once before and he defeated you, how do you think that will effect you in this match?
Jordan Ciserano: That match has only prepared me more for this upcoming one. I now know what he can do in the ring, I know his style of wrestling, and I know what he is thinking once he steps inside that ring. I know he thinks he’s better than any other guy has ever been. But I know Brent, Cormack, and I can get rid of that notion.
Hank Brown: Now how do you think that you will get that done? Cormack?
Cormack MacNeill: I feel like we can use our intensity and adrenaline in the ring, our pure intelligence in the squared circle which has only grown, and most of all I think we can use our chemistry in the ring. We know each other and that will help us in the ring for this match. It’ll only allow us to beat them worse than we already were going too.
Hank Brown: So chemistry is key. Now for the champion, you said that you are the greatest TV Champion of all time, how do you think that you can truly prove that you are?
Brent Alpine: The old Brent Alpine said I am the greatest TV Champion of all time. The new me would not be so brazen as to suggest such a thing... (mutters) even though it's true. All I can do is focus on improving and working hard within the confines of this great group, Sequitus. In spite of my boundless talent and unrivaled star power, I recognize that Sequitus is only as good as the sum of its parts. Fortunately, I am joined by sensational talent.
Hank Brown: One last question boys. How do you feel about many calling you a short-term team?
Jordan Caliban: I believe, fuck it I KNOW that Sequitus is a long term “team”. In fact I know that Sequitus is a superpower that will not be stopped. We have all the keys to success. Power, Strength, and Numbers.
Cormack MacNeill: Sequitus isn't a team Hank, it's a movement. An ideal. We are all here because we believe. And that makes us greater than the sum of our parts
(After finishing speaking, Caliban's phone buzzes. Sinney passes it to him off his bedside cabinet.)
Brent Alpine: Robinsons, Michaels - at Slam, you will enter the POWERHOUSE known as Sequitus featuring Brent Alpine... I mean Sequitus. When you enter the powerhouse, don't take a seat or get too comfortable. Every room is a kitchen and you won't stand the heat. You won't leave the same and the door will well and truly smash your flamin' galah derrieres on the way out.
Cormack: We are Sequitus and some scrubs off the street that got lucky in a few matches won’t even come close to stopping us. It’s time for their luck to finally run out. Because they are going up against a team that doesn't believe in luck. Only skill.
(Caliban holds his phone up to the others.)
Jordan Caliban: The Robinson's must of found time away from the family to turn their old tower computer on, jesus christ do these people talk some shite, can we do something about this? Please? It's killing my morphine buzz, and I just topped up after we got all serious.
(He smiles at the guys and Ciserano jumps in to cover the bemused silence at an out of it Caliban trying to hold his head up in the hospital bed.)
Jordan Ciserano: To quote a sci fi movie - “You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are Sequitus. And here you don’t need to be a part of the system, what you have to be is the best.” And that is what we are going to prove in our TV Title match.
Because who are we?
Brent Alpine: 'The Shine' Brent Alpine!
Ciserano, Caliban and MacNeill (in unison): WE ARE SEQUITUS!
Brent Alpine (correcting himself): Oh... WE ARE SEQUITUS!
(They look at him in disapproval.)
Brent Alpine: Hey, I'm learning.
Hank Brown: Well there you have it; a determined team in Sequitus is looking to win this match no matter what comes in their path. This team is determined and ready. I can’t wait for Slam now.
(Fade to black.)
