Post by Ultimate destroyer on Mar 2, 2014 18:48:11 GMT -5
<ultimate destroyer is working out in an wcf sanctioned junkyard picking up a homemade dumbbell set made up of a piece of metal shoved through two cubed cement trucks hes lifting them as he does it all the time but he looks like hes been at it for hours >
<after hes bored of that he walks over to two cars hanging on a hook and begins various punches and kicks smashing them to pieces and nods seeing the to the other workers who dont mind this huge lunatic as the actually helps them out >
One of the workers says "hey you got a match this week ? Seem you last time and seems like you hurt some people last time"
Destroyer looks over and says in his soft growl wiht juts a touch of menance "those who stands in my way shall lie bloody and broken they know not that their meangless titles and other crap dosent mean true victory .... true victory lies in the remanents that lie in hospitals morgues and graveyards"
<tge workers expecting such a statement are impressed that such a guy dosent sound like like a moron like most wrestlers do >
<he then hears a lunch whistle and slides some tickets over to the guys and says " come see me show some new talent I dont know of the true meaning of fear pain and suffering ...maybe even death"
<realizing hes hungry and hes close to all you can eat greasy spoon so he heads there as he nods and waves to neighborhood residents and walks in the door looking about and seeing whats out on the buffet tables today the manager noticing her best and worst customer is here eyes him wairly >
He takes a chair and grabs a special serving tray for him ... and fills up the tray as plates are too small for him and sits down and begins eating the manager sets a picture of soda and milk next to him .... he knows people get amazed by how much he eats but dosent mind and begins serenly plowing away the food >
<all is calm as he methodically empties the place of every morsel of food they have ... the bell rings and in strolls a rough looking biker crew reputed to be a local protection racket destroyer watches them indirectly and thinks theres gonna be blood for desert and tenses up waiting >
<he keeps watch as they go up to the front and take all the seats and the owner comes out to see whos here and once she views them and him she knows shes going to be glad she had the pd on speed dial and says polietly> "may I take your order ?
<the leader who looks like zack wild after not taking a bath for 2 or 3 days and high as a kite > growls ... we want beers and the special... <they get handed beers and the plates they still dont notice destroyer sitting in the back of the room cleaning off a 7th plate of chicken and ribs and drinking coke from a picture becuase cups are too small for him to hold >
<the leader picks up a beer bottle and says nice place but didnt we warn you it would be a shame if anything happened to it and he tosses the emptied beer bottle and smashes a mirror He then turns around and sees its somewhat busy for all you can eat day and says "well maybe well just have a sales tax this time" <the other guys laugh and start pounding and making noise>
<Destroyer stands up and calmly walks to the front as if hes going to pay his bill and stops in the middle of the room and says meanclingly> How about you dont but brag at your shitholes and say ya did ?
<everyone turns to look at this new voice and stares for a moment as hes a rather imposing figures espically after working out all week>
<the bikers realizing theres going ot be a fight stand up and laugh at the fool who thinks hes bad enough ot take all of them all on at once ready knives and other hand weapons> the leader says " aint you one of them fake wrasslers who cant fight worth shit?"
<destroyer says growling > Wrestler yes fake no.....<and punches the first guy next to him trying for teeth >
<destroyer then grabs him to his feet and sends him flying through the others knocking them down and then begins kicking and stomping the others as they try to stand up trying to break as many bones as he can when one stands up he punches his throat hard enough that you can hear impact>
The leader whos grabbed a knife by now rushes him and gets a punt to the nuts as he grabs the knife destroyer them smashes his face as he goes down he then turns to the now risen and limping others and begins swinging his fists just pounring anyone whos near him he grabs one and chockes slam him through the counter smashing it in the process>
He then walks over to the fallen leader and cuts off his ponytail with the knife and walks out the door seeing where all the bikes are lined up and kicks them all over like dominos and stomps and kicks them to pieces the bikers too afraid to stop the rampaging monster >
<he sees one has a gas can on it and grabs it opening it and pouring it all over the pile of debries and lights it with a lighter going back inside and just as the explosions start and break the front of the windows the police and fire trucks wailing after a few minutes >
<after the police rush in and arrests are made and destroyers being called a hero by the partrons and staff a reporter goes over and asks destroyer for comment >
"only comment I have is this will be what happens to my opponets at slam this week.....See how I deal with puny mobs? They will be destroyeD I dont give a damn who they are and how many.... there will be carnage and destruction just like this in the wcf ring this monday
The skill of which bones will be broken and lives taken will make this be a warm up so seth lerch can send his job squads out but the result will be the same for them...... pain and misery!
The true wrestling fans will get a show .... although It will be a squash match of epic proportions!
<the reporter having realized he just promoed the match and card just stares blankly as he says to the owner handing her a business card> call seth lerch the WCF will cover everything .... No problem as he takes a chocolate silk pie that wasnt damaged and a box of cookies> and heads out the door
<after hes bored of that he walks over to two cars hanging on a hook and begins various punches and kicks smashing them to pieces and nods seeing the to the other workers who dont mind this huge lunatic as the actually helps them out >
One of the workers says "hey you got a match this week ? Seem you last time and seems like you hurt some people last time"
Destroyer looks over and says in his soft growl wiht juts a touch of menance "those who stands in my way shall lie bloody and broken they know not that their meangless titles and other crap dosent mean true victory .... true victory lies in the remanents that lie in hospitals morgues and graveyards"
<tge workers expecting such a statement are impressed that such a guy dosent sound like like a moron like most wrestlers do >
<he then hears a lunch whistle and slides some tickets over to the guys and says " come see me show some new talent I dont know of the true meaning of fear pain and suffering ...maybe even death"
<realizing hes hungry and hes close to all you can eat greasy spoon so he heads there as he nods and waves to neighborhood residents and walks in the door looking about and seeing whats out on the buffet tables today the manager noticing her best and worst customer is here eyes him wairly >
He takes a chair and grabs a special serving tray for him ... and fills up the tray as plates are too small for him and sits down and begins eating the manager sets a picture of soda and milk next to him .... he knows people get amazed by how much he eats but dosent mind and begins serenly plowing away the food >
<all is calm as he methodically empties the place of every morsel of food they have ... the bell rings and in strolls a rough looking biker crew reputed to be a local protection racket destroyer watches them indirectly and thinks theres gonna be blood for desert and tenses up waiting >
<he keeps watch as they go up to the front and take all the seats and the owner comes out to see whos here and once she views them and him she knows shes going to be glad she had the pd on speed dial and says polietly> "may I take your order ?
<the leader who looks like zack wild after not taking a bath for 2 or 3 days and high as a kite > growls ... we want beers and the special... <they get handed beers and the plates they still dont notice destroyer sitting in the back of the room cleaning off a 7th plate of chicken and ribs and drinking coke from a picture becuase cups are too small for him to hold >
<the leader picks up a beer bottle and says nice place but didnt we warn you it would be a shame if anything happened to it and he tosses the emptied beer bottle and smashes a mirror He then turns around and sees its somewhat busy for all you can eat day and says "well maybe well just have a sales tax this time" <the other guys laugh and start pounding and making noise>
<Destroyer stands up and calmly walks to the front as if hes going to pay his bill and stops in the middle of the room and says meanclingly> How about you dont but brag at your shitholes and say ya did ?
<everyone turns to look at this new voice and stares for a moment as hes a rather imposing figures espically after working out all week>
<the bikers realizing theres going ot be a fight stand up and laugh at the fool who thinks hes bad enough ot take all of them all on at once ready knives and other hand weapons> the leader says " aint you one of them fake wrasslers who cant fight worth shit?"
<destroyer says growling > Wrestler yes fake no.....<and punches the first guy next to him trying for teeth >
<destroyer then grabs him to his feet and sends him flying through the others knocking them down and then begins kicking and stomping the others as they try to stand up trying to break as many bones as he can when one stands up he punches his throat hard enough that you can hear impact>
The leader whos grabbed a knife by now rushes him and gets a punt to the nuts as he grabs the knife destroyer them smashes his face as he goes down he then turns to the now risen and limping others and begins swinging his fists just pounring anyone whos near him he grabs one and chockes slam him through the counter smashing it in the process>
He then walks over to the fallen leader and cuts off his ponytail with the knife and walks out the door seeing where all the bikes are lined up and kicks them all over like dominos and stomps and kicks them to pieces the bikers too afraid to stop the rampaging monster >
<he sees one has a gas can on it and grabs it opening it and pouring it all over the pile of debries and lights it with a lighter going back inside and just as the explosions start and break the front of the windows the police and fire trucks wailing after a few minutes >
<after the police rush in and arrests are made and destroyers being called a hero by the partrons and staff a reporter goes over and asks destroyer for comment >
"only comment I have is this will be what happens to my opponets at slam this week.....See how I deal with puny mobs? They will be destroyeD I dont give a damn who they are and how many.... there will be carnage and destruction just like this in the wcf ring this monday
The skill of which bones will be broken and lives taken will make this be a warm up so seth lerch can send his job squads out but the result will be the same for them...... pain and misery!
The true wrestling fans will get a show .... although It will be a squash match of epic proportions!
<the reporter having realized he just promoed the match and card just stares blankly as he says to the owner handing her a business card> call seth lerch the WCF will cover everything .... No problem as he takes a chocolate silk pie that wasnt damaged and a box of cookies> and heads out the door
