The Quest For the Golden Crown

[Oblivion]

~The Quest For the Golden Crown~

[All characters appearing in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.]

Narrator: The quest begins. The search for the "Golden Crown" will be a hard, tough and a thought provoking ordeal, for everyone involved. Everyone's hands will get dirty into this one. No one will be exempt from the pain and suffering. NO ONE!! For such a valuable prize, the risk will be great. But, the reward will be greater. Everyone will put their all into this competition. Six warriors prepare for war. What separates them, from each other, is their preparations, for this VERY IMPORTANT battle. A powder keg is about to set off. Let's hope, for everyone's sake in WCF, there are not too many casualties.

The small "quaint" town that the group of a mysterious stranger and his "pets" of mongrel little people, are about to embark on, have not been quite the same since the attack some time ago. A group of traveling gypsies came in and completely pulled the wool over the residence of this town. Not only did this small town took in the traveling gypsies, but considered them as family. People thought they could never judge a book by it's cover... WERE THEY EVER WRONG!!

~._-*The sounds of crunching dead leaves, foliage, and tree branches are heard. Several feet are seen, as their footsteps echoes out in the forest. The moon is out, shining brightly. There is a slight chill in the air. The large group approaches a random tree. There is a small poster on it.*-_.~

REWARD

SEARCH FOR THE GOLDEN CROWN

RISKS ARE GREAT

REWARD IS GREATER

ONLY THE TRUEST OF THE BRAVE SHALL APPLY

~._-*The poster paper is ripped off the tree. Grunts and growls are heard, as the group continue on their way. After some time, the travelers exit the forest and approaches a small quaint town. The first sign they see is....*-_.~

ORTSCHAFT
 Population: 200 168

~._-*The tired travelers walk into the town. Within seconds, the townspeople pulled in their loved ones closer. The Stranger gets strange looks shot towards him. Some people grab their small children and hurried back into their homes. Some, of the larger men, grab their weapons and just stare at the stranger and his pets. The Stranger walks up to the nearest tavern. Before they enter the tavern, the smaller travelers are harnessed with chains. The double doors are pushed in as the group enters into the tavern. The few, that are in the tavern, turn their heads and see a large man, holding the chains, with the moonlight and standing candlelight behind his back. The large stranger strolls in as his companions grunts and quietly growls. The Stranger walks up to the bar and speaks with the barkeep.*-_.~

Stranger: Barkeep...

~._-*The Stranger slams down the poster paper onto the bar.*-_.~

Stranger: I'm looking for the person who put up this notice.

~._-*The barkeep points to one of the small circular wooden tables. The Stranger and his horde of pets slowly approach the table. The Stranger slams the piece of paper down onto the table.*-_.~

Stranger: I'm looking for the person who put up this reward.

~._-*The Stranger slams down the poster. An old man, who is sitting at the table, slams down a shot of whiskey. As the old man pours another shot, he looks up at the stranger.*-_.~

Old man: Those mongrels should be outside.

~._-*The Stranger just smirks, as he dips into his bag and throws out what appears to be a small body part. The chained up "mongrels" dive upon the piece of flesh, slowly tearing it into pieces. The old man slams down another shot of whiskey, before wiping his mouth with his sleeve.*-_.~

Old man: Are you willing do die for what you seek?

Stranger: If the price is right.

Old man: Then you shall have no problem then. If you get there... IF you DO get there and then and only then, if you CAN survive... you can have whatever treasure you find.

Stranger: What's in it for you?

~._-*The old man hesitates, then looks up at the stranger. With a shaky hand, he pours himself another drink. As he puts the drink to his lips, but the stranger stops him.*-_.~

Stranger: What's... in it... for you?

~._-*The old man looks up at the stranger.*-_.~

Old man: Many years ago, my brother went on this same quest to find this "Golden Crown".

Stranger: What happened to him?

Old man: He was killed by a man with a name of "The Madman" Rick Serch. They were fighting over the treasure. But, his body was never found. So, during your quest, if you find the body of my brother please bring him back here, so I can give him a proper burial. Here, in my hands is a map to the cave. This is where you will find what you are looking for. But beware of what guards it.

Stranger: What is guarding the treasure?

~._-*The old man has a cold, but scared look across his face, as he finally takes the drink, that he previously poured. The old man looks up at the stranger.*-_.~

Old man: Yes. A terrible creature, a five headed dragon guards the treasure. The dragon goes by the name of "Five Heads" But, what will work in your advantage is the fact that the fives head do not get along. Each head has it's own agenda.

Stranger: How do I kill this dragon with five heads?

Old man: You go after the largest head, the main head. That is your target. That's the head that controls itself. Although the dragon itself has a name, each dragon head has a name. That main controlling head has a name and it goes by C.O. The other four head names are... A.A.- S.D.- C.T.- and H.W.

Stranger: Why are the heads named by initials?

Old man: The legend states, that many, many, many-many years ago, there was a crazy man, that went by the name of Seth, that found a dragon egg. He raised it after it was hatched. The initials, of the five heads, came from the names of his brothers. The dragon eventually got too large for Seth to handle and the dragon ended up eating him.... ALIVE!! Seth knew that one day that the dragon wouldn't be able to fight it's urge to kill, so he made sure before the dragon killed him, that he would hide his precious valuable treasure, so the dragon would be there to guard it. So, to get to the treasure, you have to get past the dragon. You must kill FIVE HEADS.

~._-*The old man takes another swig of whiskey, before handing the stranger a map.*-_.~

Old man: Good luck stranger, because you will need it. I hope you have friends to go with you. Because you will need it.

~._-*The stranger takes the map.*-_.~

Stranger: Thanks old timer, but I won't need hope. That five headed dragon will be the one that will need the hope. The hope to stay alive.

~._-*The Stranger takes a swig of whiskey, before tugging on the chain. While walking, the mongrels fight over the mangled body part. The Stranger leaves the saloon and walks over to the local house of ill repute. The Stranger ties up the mongrel lookin' little people up with chains to a wooden post and walks into the brothel. The Stranger walks up to the counter and slams down on the bell. An older woman, the madam of the brothel, walks out and sees the monstrous stranger.*-_.~

Madam: Ou-u-u. Look at you. I bet you want two of my best girls, don't you?

~._-*The stranger drops a stack of money, along with a bag of coins.*-_.~

Stranger: I want several of your best girls. That amount of money should be enough.

~._-*The madam proceeds to count the money with a huge grin on her face.*-_.~

Madam: Oh-h-h, you must have a healthy appetite.

~._-*The stranger looks around.*-_.~

Stranger: Oh, you COULD say that!!

~._-*Several young ladies walk down the stairs and walks towards the stranger. The Stranger and the young women walk out of the brothel.*-_.~

Madam: Take care of my girls.

~._-*The madam proceeds to just count the money, as The Stranger, the young ladies and the mongrels leave the brothel. Within a few minutes, the horde of unusual individuals leave the city limits. The group walks into the darkness. The Stranger pulls out a lantern and lights it, lighting the path, before them. The young ladies huddle together to keep warm and safe. The mongrel little people continue to gnaw on the body part.*-_.~

Young woman #1: How long do we have to walk for?

Young woman #2: Where are we going?

The stranger: No worries ladies, we will be at our destination soon enough. I have plenty of food and water. You girls will be safe with me. In fact, here is some water and if you please, take these tablets with the water. They will help you.

~._-*The girls take the tablets and wash them down with the water.*-_.~

*SCENE FREEZES*

Narrator: What those girls don't know, that those tablets will help them out, in the long run. In ways that go beyond their imagination.

*SCENE CONTINUES*

~._-*After the girls drink their water, the group continue on their quest. After some time, the group walks along and a group of three men approaches the group. By this time, the girls had been complaining about their stomachs not feeling so well.*-_.~

Man #1: Well, well lookie here!! What do we have here?! Hey stranger how much for your girls? We're look for a good time.

~._-*Despite, the advances from the three men, the young women continue to look as if they were in pain. One, of the men, proceed ahead and touched one of the girls. The Stranger talks sarcastically.*-_.~

The stranger: No. Stop. I wouldn't do that. Stop.

~._-*The man didn't listen to the stranger and went ahead, continuing to touch the girls. The girls were buckled over, grabbing their stomachs. The men walked closer, the girls lunged up. The eyes, of the young women, are milky white and wide open. They proceed to screech out and lunge towards the men. Not expecting the girls to attack, the men were caught off guard.*-_.~

Man #1: What in tarnation is going on here?! AHHH!! These girls are biting!! AHHHHHH!! Hey mister.... AHHH!! ...call off your girls!! AHHHHHH!! THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WANTED!!

~._-*With their milky white eyes and their extended jaws, one of the girls spoke out, but with a very strange almost evil voice..*-_.~

Young woman #2: BUT, THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!!

Young woman #1: WE ARE HUNGRY!!

Young woman #2: I'M STARVED!!

The stranger: There you go girls, dinner is served.

~._-*The gaggle of young ladies proceed to attack the three men, feasting on their flesh. After some time, with their mouths and fingertips sticky with red goo, the girls appear to be getting sleepy. But, what the girls didn't know they were almost at their destination.*-_.~

Young woman #1: I'm tired.

Young woman #2: I'm sleepy too.

The stranger: Just a little bit longer, girls. We are almost there.

~._-*After what would seem as just a fifteen minute walk, the group reach their destination, a group of caves. The girls continue to lick their fingers and the mongrels finish off the body part. The Stranger looks at the horde.*-_.~

The Stranger: We are about to step into a cave with many many dangers, so you all NEED to be brave. But, with risks come GREAT rewards. So, let's all go into this cave.

~._-*As the group approaches the cave's entrance, a large gust of wind blows through. A whiff of sulfur engulfs the group.*-_.~

Young woman #2: It stinks in there.

The stranger: That just means that the dragon is close. Which means the treasure is close.

~._-*The group walks into the cave.*-_.~

SQUISH!!

Young woman #1: EWW-W-W-W!!

~._-*The young girl picks up her right shoe and checks the sole of her shoe.*-_.~

Young woman #2: HA-HA!! You stepped in doo-doo.

The mongrels: DOO-DOO!! YEA-YEA!! DOO-DOO!!

SMACK!!

~._-*The Stranger smacks the mongrels with a piece of rolled up parchment paper..*-_.~

The stranger: BAD!! NO!! It's dragon shit, to be exact!!

~._-*The further the group dwells into the cave, the hotter it gets. The young ladies begin to take some of their clothing.*-_.~

Young woman #1: It's hot!!

~._-*The smell of sulfur gets stronger.*-_.~

RAW-AW-AW-AWRR-R-R!!

Young woman #2: AHHH-H-H!! NO-O-O-O!! DRAGON!!

The mongrels: FIRE!! FIRE!!

~._-*The group continues to walk on burned up and melted rock. The further they continue to walk, the louder the roar, of the dragon, gets. The group looks around and they see dead carcasses and bones of dead prey. They proceed to turn around a corner, and they see, just several feet away from them... One, of the young women, points...*-_.~

Young woman #1: DRAGO-O-O-ON!!

~._-*All five heads, of the dragon, spin around in the direction of the screaming girl.*-_.~

S.D. Head of Dragon: BOU-OU-OUDLES!!

~._-*One, of the heads, of "Five Heads" seem to be groggy. It's eyes are glossy. The head tries to speak, but it's speech is slurred.*-_.~

A.A. Head of Dragon: Zjou-u bet... <hic> ...better shtay a... a<hic>way from my treazjure.

~._-*The blood shot eyed head, of the dragon bellows out. Constant smoke rolls out of it's mouth.*-_.~

Young woman #2: That smoke doesn't smell like sulfur.

~._-*One, of the mongrel little people, mimics smoking weed.*-_.~

Young woman #2: O-o-oh-h-h-h... I get it!!

H.W. Head of Dragon: HEY!! THAT'S OUR TREASURE!!

~._-*The chillest and smoothest, of the dragon heads speaks out.*-_.~

C.T. Head of Dragon: Let's all chill out!! We all take possession of the treasure... YOU KNOW THIS MA-A-ANN-NN-N!!

~._-*The main head, of the dragon, rages out.*-_.~

C.O. Head of Dragon: I AM GOD!! THIS IS MY TREASURE!! I CLAIMED IT!! I WAS THE ONE WHO WON THE TREASURE, SO IT'S MY TREASURE!!

S.D. Head of Dragon: SHUT UP!!

H.W. Head of Dragon: HEY!! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!

~._-*It became apparent that "Five Heads" was more worried about arguing with itself, than guarding the treasure. The group ended up sneaking past. The dragon realized that no one was not in front of it.*-_.~

C.O. Head of Dragon: IDIOTS!! YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?! THEY GOT AWAY!!

~._-*The group didn't get far, before The Stranger finds a piece of rusty metal and the treasure. The Stranger proceeds to put the treasure around his waist.*-_.~

The Stranger: Hey fellas!!

~._-*With the treasure around his waist, The Stranger runs towards "Five Heads", who blows out fire towards the charging stranger. the Stranger ducks, as the fire flies past him. After ducking and dodging, The Stranger jumps up on some rocks and flies up and... The five different heads, of the dragon, scream out insults as The Stranger wields the rusty piece of metal towards the dragon.*-_.~

THWACK-THWACK-THWACK-THWACK!!

~._-*Before The Stranger can lop off the last head, of the dragon, which happens to be C.O, the self proclaimed champion, of the treasure, C.O. screams out...*-_.~

C.O. Head of Dragon: YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!

The Stranger: WANNA SEE?!

THWACK!!

~._-*The Stranger stands with one foot on top of the fallen dragon, as the rest of his group, celebrates as they throw the rest of the treasure in the air.*-_.~

The Stranger: I AM CHAMPION OF THE WOR-OR-ORLD!!

FLASH!!

~._-*Oblivion quickly picks up IT's head in a confused daze. A pair of small panties and a bra hangs of IT's head. Beer cans are EVERYWHERE!! Bottles are liquor are also everywehre. ashtrays are filled with half smoked joints and several... SEVERAL "roaches". Bodies are passed out everywhere.*-_.~

Oblivion: WHAT IN BLUE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!

~._-*A small person, who finally got reconnected with Oblivion, after a couple of years being away, hold up his little thumb....*-_.~

Mini Oblivion: YO!!

~._-*The Monster looks around at the destruction that happen from the party. Oblivion looks to IT's right and sees a camcorder. The Monster looks at what was recorded...*-_.~

~._-*The party is ragin' on. Everyone is screaming out. Music is loud. Drugs are being used and alcohol is being consumed. A drunk and stoned Oblivion is looking into IT's camcorder.*-_.~

Oblivion: Hey assholes!! HEY!! hey. Yes you five stinking assholes!! Especially you Logan!! SHUT... <hic> UP!! HEY!! YOU DAMN STU.. STUPID <hic> BOUDLE!! HEY!! A BOUD... A BOUDLE... HEY!! HEY ASSHOLES!! HEY... YOU.. YOU KNOW WHAT?! KNOW WHAT?! HEY!! A BOUDLE IS.. A BOUDLE IS A POODLE THAT HAS A.. A POODLE THAT HAS A BALD BUTT!! HA! HA!! <hic> BLAHHH-H-H-H-H!!

~._-*Oblivion pukes everywhere....*-_.~

Oblivion: EW-W-W!! I THINK... THINK... <hic> I THINK I JUST GOT SICK... HEY!! I THINK I JUST THREW UP EVERYWHERE!!!! Sh-h-h.. everywhere. price... Jay Price... you're a cool... <hic> HEY!! HEY!! Jay Price.. you're a cool guy!! A tough competi.. competi.. a tough competi.. oh Hell... you're a tough opponent!! Kicking your ass will be fun!! You're still <hic> <urp> EWW-W-W!! That burp tasted like vodka, whiskey, weed and nachos!! Waylon Cash!! You... you cra.. crazy sum bitch!! <hic> WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU SHOULD BE HERE AT THE PARTY!!

~._-*A nice looking woman walks behind Oblivion and grabs IT's head and proceeds to blow weed smoke in IT's face, before French kissing The Monster. she whispers in Oblivion's ear...*-_.~

The woman: Don't forget me later, I have something that I would LOVE for you to have.

~._-*Oblivion looks back at the woman.*-_.~

Oblivion: What?

The woman: ME!!

Oblivion: HOT DAMN!!

~._-*Oblivion looks back at the camera.*-_.~

Oblivion: Waylon... <hic> Waylon!! Waylon, you would of done really well at THIS party!! It's a damn shame, that the Monster has to kick your ass, just to get to the World Championship!! Steve!! STEVE ORBIT... YOU'RE ANOTHER CRAZY SUM BITCH!! HEY!! PUSSY!! PU-U-USS-S-SSYY-Y-Y!! We have tons... <urp> NACHOS! <hic> We have.. HEY!! OR-R-RBI-I-I-TT-T-T!! HEY, STEVE ORBIT WE HAVE TONS OF BITCHES HERE AT THIS PARTY!! WHERE YOU BE?!?! I know where you'll be this... HEY <hic> HEY!! I.. I know where you'll be this Sunday... losing your ass!! Orbit.. Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man... TAKE ADVANTAGE!! But, you can't!! IT'S HERE AND YOU'RE THERE!! I KNOW WHERE IT'LL BE ON SUNDAY... KICKING YOUR ASS!! BIOTCH!! <hic!!>

~._-*A fine ass woman walks past Oblivion.*-_.~

Oblivion: DAMN!! LOOK AT THAT ASS!! HEY!! HEY <hic> YOU!! C'MERE!!

~._-*Oblivion slaps the woman on the ass. The woman is wearing short-short "booty shorts". The Monster pulls down her shorts and pulls away her g-string. Oblivion crunches up a couple of ecstasy pills and snorts them right out of her ass crack. Oblivion grabs IT's own nose, as IT's eyes water. Oblivion shakes IT's head and grabs the woman, pulling her down to ITself. Oblivion nibbles the woman's lip and then sends her away.*-_.~

Oblivion: HOT DAMN!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! HOO!! WOW!! BELLS AND WHISTLES!! FLY!! FLYY-Y-YYY!! JONNY FLY!! <hic!> HEY CHAMP!! SHINE UP THAT BELT!! YOU MAY HAVE BEEN A FINE CHAMPION.. BUT.. BUT.. YOU.. Y-YOU NEED TO GIVE THAT TITLE UP!!

~._-*The first woman comes back and takes the camera away from The Monster. The beautiful woman looks at the camera...*-_.~

Woman: Oblivion is going to be busy for awhile.... Let's go Obi... Let's see how big your "Monster" truly is...

*STATIC*

~._-*A slightly hungover Oblivion just shakes IT's head as he tries to figure out what he just seen on the camcorder. The Pet, with camera in hand and Mini Oblivion walk over to Oblivion. The Monster looks into the camera...*-_.~

Oblivion: Jay Price, Logan, Steve Orbit, Waylon Cash, and of course... Jonny Fly, LISTEN UP... the true underdog, in our match, is about to speak. All of you look at The Monster as a joke.. AS A DAMN FUCKING JOKE!! But...

~._-*Oblivion picks up the WCF Hardcore Championship...*-_.~

Oblivion: But, this Hardcore Championship says otherwise. The WCF Hardcore Title is NOT enough for The Monster. IT WANTS MORE!! IT DESERVES MORE!! Of course, all of your opinions are gonna say otherwise. That doesn't matter, because all of your thoughts and opinions don't mean spit to The Monster... THE TRUE HARDCORE ICON IN WCF HISTORY!! Some of you IT has had history with and some of you IT hasn't. Price, we been here for awhile now!! Logan, same thing goes for you. Oblivion is VERY... VERY familiar with both of you two. Now, with Orbit and Cash, you IT has watched film and seen your matches up and personal. IT's been there when you two won your World Championships. You have to be a damn fool not to notice, you two have talent!! But, we're not in the business of paying compliments, we are PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS, who get paid to win. Now, you all have the perfect opportunity RIGHT THERE... RIGHT THERE for a perfect response!! GET PAID TO WIN!! HA-HA!! I GET IT!! VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!

Everyone is not expecting Oblivion to win the World Championship!! THAT IS IT'S FUEL!! IT'S FIRE TO WIN!! GO AHEAD AND UNDERESTIMATE OBLIVION!! All that does is motivate The Monster!! Prove all-ll-l-l you wrong. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WRONG!! Oblivion WILL win the WCF World Heavyweight Championship!! I don't have to convince ITself at all. IT KNOWS SO!! Whooping all of your asses, old school style will be proof enough!! No funny business!! No cracking jokes!! No spontaneous remarks... LOGAN IS A JACKASS!! Okay, that one slipped!! But, it's time for everyone to get serious!! It's about the most prestigious wrestling championship, in the world!! The WCF World Heavyweight Championship!! The Monster is focused and ready!! But, so are you Meatsacks, you God damn asshats!! You want to see rage? IT'll show you rage all right!! Timebomb is where Oblivion makes history. It's time where The Monster dethrones Jonny Fly!! Timebomb is where Oblivion makes believers out of everyone!! And with that... YOU CAN CHOKE... ON... TH-...

~._-*A woman walks up to Oblivion. At first, The monster looks at her, as if IT didn't recognize her. Then, as if a light bulb went off over Oblivion's head, The Monster recognizes her. She was the fat ass woman, that Oblivion snorted ecstasy out of her ass crack. The woman walks up to Oblivion and sticks her middle finger under Oblivion's nose.*-_.~

Big butt woman: Hey Obi, does that smell remind you of last night? Would you like another taste?

~._-*Oblivion looks at the woman then back at the camera, then back at the woman, then back at the camera.*-_.~

Oblivion: WCF!! Tie everything down!! Hide the children... cover their eyes, because major shit is about to go down at Timebomb!!

Big butt woman: Oblivion!! Aren't you coming?

Oblivion: No, but you WILL be!!

~._-*Oblivion looks back at the camera.*-_.~

Oblivion: After Timebomb... OBLIVION WILL BE WCF HARDCORE AND WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! AND THAT YOU CAN CHOKE ON!!

~._-*Oblivion shoves the camera aside. the Pet watches Oblivion walk away with the big butt woman, as IT sticks IT's hand down her shorts. Scene slowly fades out*-_.~