Post by Caliban on Feb 15, 2014 12:14:22 GMT -5
Prelude
We open on Caliban in front of a Sequitus back drop, he seems really fired up, pacing back and forth in and out of the cameras view
Sunday night slam, Stacy Robinson, huh, well I will just take a small second to point out the convenience that Matt came back the week before you finally get to "teach me a lesson," Stacy your name has made my body cringe since the day you and your hubby walked in here, you got in the ring pregnant with a dude who almost killed me, I mean I beat him twice but you know whatever, he sent your husband to the hospital, he couldn't even eliminate me from war. Since I came back I have heard stories about losing kids and how you and Matthew breed like Catholic rabbits and yadda yadda yadda, typical boring behind the scenes shite that shouldn't really be paraded in front of the cameras here as it is your personal business. And I do you that courtesy, as for you Stacy, to me you signify something, you stand for something that it would mean a lot to me too eradicate and thats the past, bitch I wouldn't of had the situation surrounding me leaving thrown in my face more if John Michaels and whatever the dude who liked to pretend he was a snake where still here
He rubs his hands together in anticipation,
On sunday night I silence the last of the peons who thought they had a right to punish me for something simply because it's what the big dogs are doing, no sorry were doing until I beat some new material into them. See I could attack your personal life, I could point out that the fact you stepped in a ring pregnant with a 300 pound man and could of lost us all our jobs by doing so. I could point out that you have spent the last 6 months in a petty battle with the 2 biggest bitches this company ever employed simply because there is absolutely nothing else of substance about you. You act like the world owes you some kind of respect and actually have the nerve to demand it. Stacy on Sunday night I'm going to show the world how little you really have to offer WCF, it's fans and this business as a whole
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State of the step: Interview 1
Location: Walking a dog round a shitty park in London, Ontario, Canada
Time and Date: 3pm, Thursday, 13th January 2014
We open on Caliban sitting on a park bench throwing a stick for a little sausage dog to go collect and bring back, the signs of a southern Ontario winter bathes the scenes, the snow is piled thick and the little dog has real issues running around but it isn't stopping him from trying, there is a guys voice behind the camera asking him questions
I must admit I was really surprised to find out you guys own a dog
Jordy Lights a spliff and smiles with it between his lips
It isn't mine to be honest so don't anyone be getting any pepper steak ideas, OK? My best friend here captains the cities roller derby team, I get Max duty when she goes on the road once a month and she watches our cat Bad Duck when we go and do wrestling shows
So you're dog sitting then?
Yeah I guess you could call it that but really I'm paying my dues to the people who helped me, this little shits owner let me sleep on her couch for 3 months even though she had just got engaged and had a 7 year old daughter running around the house, I will do anything for the people who trust me. People who say they will do anything for their friends obviously doesn't know the difference between friendship and trust, friendship is given, respect and trust are repaid
You going somewhere with this or just rambling?
Caliban tosses a twg at the cameraman and continues
The point I was attempting to make is that in the next few weeks Sequitus has been given chances, we have the opportunity to hold the 2 highest held titles in this company, Cormac and Jordan Ciserano trusted me when they joined me, I plucked Ciserano out of the IWF locker room because he needed to be here and when I told him that he didn't even question coming with me.
Cormac has always been quick to be friendly, what makes you think he trusts you
Jordy shoots his companion a sharp look
Have you watched a Cormac MacNeil match in the last month, do you see the amount of pure fucking go that man has gained in the last month, where do you think that came from? It was always there but due to his size nobody had the balls to walk up and slap him across the face to awaken it, since I came back Cormac Macneil has been dominant to the point of self destruction
So how is that gunna fair in the tournament for the title shot?
Dude the first match is against Lupus Onyx for fuck sake, this is a guy who would like to be doing what we are doing but instead he is surrounding himself with his own little support structure, his minion of a manager and his girlfriend, those are your soldiers Onyx?
Caliban shakes his head exhaling the hit from his joint
Cormac can simply work out the kinks on this 300 pound stressball, I've said it before Sequitus is about evolution, thats why we aren't scared to lose or fail or quit. All the other "stables" out there are simply in it for the power or to hang out with their friends, us? We are about moving a head, taking every experience each one of us has in the ring and learning from it as a group, thats what makes us better than the rest of the rats in this company, we do this for the betterment of the business and it's future athletes
Like Ciserano?
Caliban quickly hops off the table and calls on the dog before turning back to the camera
Exactly, Jordan is a future upper echelon player in this business, nobody can deny that and with me he will reap the success of holding early gold in this company something I know all too well
What's your tag record like in WCF?
Emmm not really existent to be honest although the 2 tag matches I have had where somewhat successful and also reaped victories for myself against 2 teams in the match at timebomb, so to speak, MAX! GET OVER HERE NOW!
So to speak?
Jordan finally gets the dog to calm down and puts it back on leash, they start to walk and talk
Well we beat the Gangsters last week regardless of what way I ended up and Zack seems to possibly be getting the message, I can't believe he actually managed to get me through that table, those guys had a game plan they just didn't realize that we had one too and it was completely played out other than my minor hiccup, last week was about Jordan Ciserano accomplishing something and he did by pinning OG in his debut. I also if you remember I hold 2 elimination pinfall victories over Nightrider in consecutive outings as well
They move through the streets of the nearly empty city
It's really quiet today
Kids are in school, parents are in work and the students aren't fully back yet, London Ontario is a ghost town, just how I like it
They stop at a Tim Horton's mobile coffee stand type thing and order tea
Ok so with all that ahead of you this matchup on Sunday must be playing on your mind
Caliban pays for their tea and they move on
This thing on Sunday marks closure for me if I can pull it off, Stacy Robinson is the only one still hanging onto the bullshit notion that Jordan Caliban isn't worth his spot here, I silenced to an extent, two of your biggest peers, nobody is bringing up the crap Stacy can't seem to let go of, so it's simple, I couldn't convince her of it other wise, so now I'm just going to beat the shit out of Robinson until she gets the message and backs the fuck off
So you aren't worried then?
The dog stops beside a giant Ronald Mcdonald statue and takes a piss
Hell yeah I'm worried, I'm wrestling in a WCF ring against a 100 percent healthy opponent, that's the scariest thing you can do in wrestling, I could fight an opponent with the same attitude, of the same gender, and is the same type of wrestler as Stacy Robinson in 15 other companies but the difference is they won't be the WCF version of that wrestler, she may not be the first of her kind but I promise yo Stacy Robinson is at the top of what she does or she wouldn't be here. Thats what makes me sick about the whole damn thing, all these people who tell all the others that they aren't as good as they are, that they aren't top level of what they do.
Do they all really discredit their company that much?
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Half the time I think some guys in this company joined it because they thought it would be easy, I know there is an inflated sense of ego that comes along with what I do but these people are ridiculous, most of us went through the same development program and contract signings and try outs as all the rest. You don't get to be here unless you are at least potentially on the same level as a guy the likes of Jonny Fly because Seth Lerch is a smart wrestling buisness man. Thats why he rehired me, he knew that the only way to keep this place swimming through that dangerous ocean it has been bobbing about in since he lost the company last time, was too bring in guys who could step the fuck up to men like Fly and Orbit and Corey, now of course he didn't see how far it was going to go
Caliban smiles at the camera
Ah Jordy the Battery is dying
Fuck, I think we got enough for now, yeah?
Yeah
Scene ends with a dog barking
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Revolution radio: Intergender edition
A shitty graphic pops up on the screen and the Boondocks theme starts playing
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK, welcome to revolution radio
The first track I have for you tonight is one of my personal favorite comedy tracks of the last decade but for Stacey there are a few subtle hints in there to the shit I will be putting you through tomorrow night. Just remember, as much as I swagger and as much as I smile, I am out for blood tomorrow night
An intergender match in this day and age is kind of a strange thing, nobody really knows how to react to is, regardless of the build up and even mad shows of mutual respect between the male and female competitors in the end don't stop this being a fight between a cock and a set of tits. I HATE THAT! See Stacy could put me in the hospital tonight and I like her enough to know that she is coming to do just that but she needs to realise the if I was to do the same thing to her, and don't worry I am, I would have 15 people waiting for me in the back. And a lot of male wrestlers feel that, I don't like Stacy, in fact you could say I despise the little bitch but every solid hit I land on her is a sign of respect for her and every one of you alpha fucking assholes in the back need to realise that. Open your eyes and take a look around you, the world is changing, we got a halfa black president now, are you telling me a guy an a girl can't get in the ring on national television and beat the ever loving shit out of each other without having to hear "but she's a girl" every 5 minutes? Fuck that
On Sunday night I remove the final scholar of my greatest embarrassment, the blood on my hands will be justified, I will move past the list of people who couldn't cut it and put my name back on the list of names to be terrified of because I will take your spot, I'll take your belt, I'll take your fuckin life, and in the end you will remember Stacy Robinson that the little bitch run away cry baby Jordan Caliban just kicked you in the face so hard your pretty little jaw exploded... INCOMING
We open on Caliban in front of a Sequitus back drop, he seems really fired up, pacing back and forth in and out of the cameras view
Sunday night slam, Stacy Robinson, huh, well I will just take a small second to point out the convenience that Matt came back the week before you finally get to "teach me a lesson," Stacy your name has made my body cringe since the day you and your hubby walked in here, you got in the ring pregnant with a dude who almost killed me, I mean I beat him twice but you know whatever, he sent your husband to the hospital, he couldn't even eliminate me from war. Since I came back I have heard stories about losing kids and how you and Matthew breed like Catholic rabbits and yadda yadda yadda, typical boring behind the scenes shite that shouldn't really be paraded in front of the cameras here as it is your personal business. And I do you that courtesy, as for you Stacy, to me you signify something, you stand for something that it would mean a lot to me too eradicate and thats the past, bitch I wouldn't of had the situation surrounding me leaving thrown in my face more if John Michaels and whatever the dude who liked to pretend he was a snake where still here
He rubs his hands together in anticipation,
On sunday night I silence the last of the peons who thought they had a right to punish me for something simply because it's what the big dogs are doing, no sorry were doing until I beat some new material into them. See I could attack your personal life, I could point out that the fact you stepped in a ring pregnant with a 300 pound man and could of lost us all our jobs by doing so. I could point out that you have spent the last 6 months in a petty battle with the 2 biggest bitches this company ever employed simply because there is absolutely nothing else of substance about you. You act like the world owes you some kind of respect and actually have the nerve to demand it. Stacy on Sunday night I'm going to show the world how little you really have to offer WCF, it's fans and this business as a whole
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State of the step: Interview 1
Location: Walking a dog round a shitty park in London, Ontario, Canada
Time and Date: 3pm, Thursday, 13th January 2014
We open on Caliban sitting on a park bench throwing a stick for a little sausage dog to go collect and bring back, the signs of a southern Ontario winter bathes the scenes, the snow is piled thick and the little dog has real issues running around but it isn't stopping him from trying, there is a guys voice behind the camera asking him questions
I must admit I was really surprised to find out you guys own a dog
Jordy Lights a spliff and smiles with it between his lips
It isn't mine to be honest so don't anyone be getting any pepper steak ideas, OK? My best friend here captains the cities roller derby team, I get Max duty when she goes on the road once a month and she watches our cat Bad Duck when we go and do wrestling shows
So you're dog sitting then?
Yeah I guess you could call it that but really I'm paying my dues to the people who helped me, this little shits owner let me sleep on her couch for 3 months even though she had just got engaged and had a 7 year old daughter running around the house, I will do anything for the people who trust me. People who say they will do anything for their friends obviously doesn't know the difference between friendship and trust, friendship is given, respect and trust are repaid
You going somewhere with this or just rambling?
Caliban tosses a twg at the cameraman and continues
The point I was attempting to make is that in the next few weeks Sequitus has been given chances, we have the opportunity to hold the 2 highest held titles in this company, Cormac and Jordan Ciserano trusted me when they joined me, I plucked Ciserano out of the IWF locker room because he needed to be here and when I told him that he didn't even question coming with me.
Cormac has always been quick to be friendly, what makes you think he trusts you
Jordy shoots his companion a sharp look
Have you watched a Cormac MacNeil match in the last month, do you see the amount of pure fucking go that man has gained in the last month, where do you think that came from? It was always there but due to his size nobody had the balls to walk up and slap him across the face to awaken it, since I came back Cormac Macneil has been dominant to the point of self destruction
So how is that gunna fair in the tournament for the title shot?
Dude the first match is against Lupus Onyx for fuck sake, this is a guy who would like to be doing what we are doing but instead he is surrounding himself with his own little support structure, his minion of a manager and his girlfriend, those are your soldiers Onyx?
Caliban shakes his head exhaling the hit from his joint
Cormac can simply work out the kinks on this 300 pound stressball, I've said it before Sequitus is about evolution, thats why we aren't scared to lose or fail or quit. All the other "stables" out there are simply in it for the power or to hang out with their friends, us? We are about moving a head, taking every experience each one of us has in the ring and learning from it as a group, thats what makes us better than the rest of the rats in this company, we do this for the betterment of the business and it's future athletes
Like Ciserano?
Caliban quickly hops off the table and calls on the dog before turning back to the camera
Exactly, Jordan is a future upper echelon player in this business, nobody can deny that and with me he will reap the success of holding early gold in this company something I know all too well
What's your tag record like in WCF?
Emmm not really existent to be honest although the 2 tag matches I have had where somewhat successful and also reaped victories for myself against 2 teams in the match at timebomb, so to speak, MAX! GET OVER HERE NOW!
So to speak?
Jordan finally gets the dog to calm down and puts it back on leash, they start to walk and talk
Well we beat the Gangsters last week regardless of what way I ended up and Zack seems to possibly be getting the message, I can't believe he actually managed to get me through that table, those guys had a game plan they just didn't realize that we had one too and it was completely played out other than my minor hiccup, last week was about Jordan Ciserano accomplishing something and he did by pinning OG in his debut. I also if you remember I hold 2 elimination pinfall victories over Nightrider in consecutive outings as well
They move through the streets of the nearly empty city
It's really quiet today
Kids are in school, parents are in work and the students aren't fully back yet, London Ontario is a ghost town, just how I like it
They stop at a Tim Horton's mobile coffee stand type thing and order tea
Ok so with all that ahead of you this matchup on Sunday must be playing on your mind
Caliban pays for their tea and they move on
This thing on Sunday marks closure for me if I can pull it off, Stacy Robinson is the only one still hanging onto the bullshit notion that Jordan Caliban isn't worth his spot here, I silenced to an extent, two of your biggest peers, nobody is bringing up the crap Stacy can't seem to let go of, so it's simple, I couldn't convince her of it other wise, so now I'm just going to beat the shit out of Robinson until she gets the message and backs the fuck off
So you aren't worried then?
The dog stops beside a giant Ronald Mcdonald statue and takes a piss
Hell yeah I'm worried, I'm wrestling in a WCF ring against a 100 percent healthy opponent, that's the scariest thing you can do in wrestling, I could fight an opponent with the same attitude, of the same gender, and is the same type of wrestler as Stacy Robinson in 15 other companies but the difference is they won't be the WCF version of that wrestler, she may not be the first of her kind but I promise yo Stacy Robinson is at the top of what she does or she wouldn't be here. Thats what makes me sick about the whole damn thing, all these people who tell all the others that they aren't as good as they are, that they aren't top level of what they do.
Do they all really discredit their company that much?
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Half the time I think some guys in this company joined it because they thought it would be easy, I know there is an inflated sense of ego that comes along with what I do but these people are ridiculous, most of us went through the same development program and contract signings and try outs as all the rest. You don't get to be here unless you are at least potentially on the same level as a guy the likes of Jonny Fly because Seth Lerch is a smart wrestling buisness man. Thats why he rehired me, he knew that the only way to keep this place swimming through that dangerous ocean it has been bobbing about in since he lost the company last time, was too bring in guys who could step the fuck up to men like Fly and Orbit and Corey, now of course he didn't see how far it was going to go
Caliban smiles at the camera
Ah Jordy the Battery is dying
Fuck, I think we got enough for now, yeah?
Yeah
Scene ends with a dog barking
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Revolution radio: Intergender edition
A shitty graphic pops up on the screen and the Boondocks theme starts playing
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK, welcome to revolution radio
The first track I have for you tonight is one of my personal favorite comedy tracks of the last decade but for Stacey there are a few subtle hints in there to the shit I will be putting you through tomorrow night. Just remember, as much as I swagger and as much as I smile, I am out for blood tomorrow night
An intergender match in this day and age is kind of a strange thing, nobody really knows how to react to is, regardless of the build up and even mad shows of mutual respect between the male and female competitors in the end don't stop this being a fight between a cock and a set of tits. I HATE THAT! See Stacy could put me in the hospital tonight and I like her enough to know that she is coming to do just that but she needs to realise the if I was to do the same thing to her, and don't worry I am, I would have 15 people waiting for me in the back. And a lot of male wrestlers feel that, I don't like Stacy, in fact you could say I despise the little bitch but every solid hit I land on her is a sign of respect for her and every one of you alpha fucking assholes in the back need to realise that. Open your eyes and take a look around you, the world is changing, we got a halfa black president now, are you telling me a guy an a girl can't get in the ring on national television and beat the ever loving shit out of each other without having to hear "but she's a girl" every 5 minutes? Fuck that
On Sunday night I remove the final scholar of my greatest embarrassment, the blood on my hands will be justified, I will move past the list of people who couldn't cut it and put my name back on the list of names to be terrified of because I will take your spot, I'll take your belt, I'll take your fuckin life, and in the end you will remember Stacy Robinson that the little bitch run away cry baby Jordan Caliban just kicked you in the face so hard your pretty little jaw exploded... INCOMING
