Post by Oblivion on Feb 10, 2014 14:08:16 GMT -5
Oblivion is walking backstage, sweaty, bruised and battered after successfully regaining the WCF Hardcore Championship, there are sounds coming from the back ground...
Zach Davis: Oblivion is a LEGEND. He'll have to go down as the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time after this, Erin, you can't deny that. Wow. And what a reign by Logan.
Erin Robbins: Don't forget, these two face each other in the Timebomb World Title match, too. This just heats things up!
All of a sudden, Seth shows up on the jumbotron!
Zach Davis: FINALLY, we've been waiting for this announcement all night!
Erin Robbins: What announcement? You don't know what he's going to say!
Zach Davis: It's gotta be for the Trilogy Cup! He promised!
Seth clears his throat as the crowd boos him.
Seth Lerch: I hope everyone enjoyed Logan versus Oblivion. It was one of the last hurrah's of the old guard; the parade of "former World Champions" that have plagued this company for too long. Much like I predicted... Logan just doesn't have it in him anymore.
Booing!
Seth Lerch: The days of the Logan's, Oblivion's, and even the Waylon Cash's and Steve Orbit's are over. It's time for new blood.
BOOING!
With a look of pain across IT's face, The Monster clutches onto the Hardcore Championship. As Oblivion continues to walk, an hyper Hank Brown approaches the new champion...
Hank Brown: Oblivion!! Oblivion!! first, I would like to say... congratulations on winning the WCF Hardcore Championship for unprecedented EIGHTH time!! Now, there are some skeptics out there disclaiming the total hardcore champion reigns. It is on recor.... OOF!!
Oblivion pushes Hank Brown aside, grabbing the mic in the process. The Monster approaches and gets real close to the camera, holding up the hardcore title.
Oblivion: You see this?! Do you a-a-all-l-ll-l see-ee this?! IT'S A REALITY!! GET USED TO IT!! HARDCORE CHAMPION FOR A GOD DAMN EIGHTH TIME!! Yes, let's talk about the damn elephant in the room. This battered up body has defeated a hardcore champion... EIGHT TIMES!! Now, there are some that have said, but the first time was Ace Slaughter... WELL, WHO IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS BODY CAME FROM... THE GOD DAMN TOOTH FAIRY?! Oblivion took over this body, so what ever Ace Slaughter did... Oblivion did!! Now, considering Roy Speede... OBLIVION BEAT HIS ASS BLOODY FOR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE WHINED AND HE WHINED AND HE... WHINED to make sure he got the hardcore championship back. But, Oblivion defeated him!! Now, just a few minutes ago Oblivion proved to the entire world of professional wrestling that The Monster is the best damn Hardcore championship this company has e-e-ever seen. So, line up the Meeatsacks... IT'S TIME FOR WCF TO BLEED!!
Hank Brown: Now considering Timebomb, there will be four other former world champions, along with yourself facing off against Jonny Fly for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. What are your chances on regaining the world title?
Oblivion: I'm already the WCF Hardcore Champion and stepping into Timebomb, there will be people crying, bitching, and complaining that Oblivion shouldn't be allowed in this match.
Hank Brown: Why?
Oblivion: I'm already a champion. It wouldn't be "fair". But, IT asks the WCF Galaxy... WHAT IF... WHAT IF Oblivion does win?! What then?! What else does Oblivion have to prove to you people that IT belongs on the top of this business. I don't care who it is... Jayson Price, Logan, Steve Orbit, Waylon Cash and even Jonny Fly... It mow down the competition and capture the world title. Then Hell, just for laughs IT may just get involved in the Internet and Elite title picture just to prove to you all that Oblivion is one of the bets of ALL-LL-LL TIME!! It's already the best Hardcore Champion of all time.... Better than Death Skull, PC Cradle, Skyler Striker, Jack of blades, Danny Vice, hell even Creeping Death. Hell, we might go all the way and say Oblivion is better than Greenfever. So, WCF get a good look at this Hardcore Championship because Oblivion will be holding it for a long... long time!!
Oblivion drops the mic and just walks away. The camera points at a fallen Hank Brown.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is a LEGEND. He'll have to go down as the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time after this, Erin, you can't deny that. Wow. And what a reign by Logan.
Erin Robbins: Don't forget, these two face each other in the Timebomb World Title match, too. This just heats things up!
All of a sudden, Seth shows up on the jumbotron!
Zach Davis: FINALLY, we've been waiting for this announcement all night!
Erin Robbins: What announcement? You don't know what he's going to say!
Zach Davis: It's gotta be for the Trilogy Cup! He promised!
Seth clears his throat as the crowd boos him.
Seth Lerch: I hope everyone enjoyed Logan versus Oblivion. It was one of the last hurrah's of the old guard; the parade of "former World Champions" that have plagued this company for too long. Much like I predicted... Logan just doesn't have it in him anymore.
Booing!
Seth Lerch: The days of the Logan's, Oblivion's, and even the Waylon Cash's and Steve Orbit's are over. It's time for new blood.
BOOING!
With a look of pain across IT's face, The Monster clutches onto the Hardcore Championship. As Oblivion continues to walk, an hyper Hank Brown approaches the new champion...
Hank Brown: Oblivion!! Oblivion!! first, I would like to say... congratulations on winning the WCF Hardcore Championship for unprecedented EIGHTH time!! Now, there are some skeptics out there disclaiming the total hardcore champion reigns. It is on recor.... OOF!!
Oblivion pushes Hank Brown aside, grabbing the mic in the process. The Monster approaches and gets real close to the camera, holding up the hardcore title.
Oblivion: You see this?! Do you a-a-all-l-ll-l see-ee this?! IT'S A REALITY!! GET USED TO IT!! HARDCORE CHAMPION FOR A GOD DAMN EIGHTH TIME!! Yes, let's talk about the damn elephant in the room. This battered up body has defeated a hardcore champion... EIGHT TIMES!! Now, there are some that have said, but the first time was Ace Slaughter... WELL, WHO IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS BODY CAME FROM... THE GOD DAMN TOOTH FAIRY?! Oblivion took over this body, so what ever Ace Slaughter did... Oblivion did!! Now, considering Roy Speede... OBLIVION BEAT HIS ASS BLOODY FOR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE WHINED AND HE WHINED AND HE... WHINED to make sure he got the hardcore championship back. But, Oblivion defeated him!! Now, just a few minutes ago Oblivion proved to the entire world of professional wrestling that The Monster is the best damn Hardcore championship this company has e-e-ever seen. So, line up the Meeatsacks... IT'S TIME FOR WCF TO BLEED!!
Hank Brown: Now considering Timebomb, there will be four other former world champions, along with yourself facing off against Jonny Fly for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. What are your chances on regaining the world title?
Oblivion: I'm already the WCF Hardcore Champion and stepping into Timebomb, there will be people crying, bitching, and complaining that Oblivion shouldn't be allowed in this match.
Hank Brown: Why?
Oblivion: I'm already a champion. It wouldn't be "fair". But, IT asks the WCF Galaxy... WHAT IF... WHAT IF Oblivion does win?! What then?! What else does Oblivion have to prove to you people that IT belongs on the top of this business. I don't care who it is... Jayson Price, Logan, Steve Orbit, Waylon Cash and even Jonny Fly... It mow down the competition and capture the world title. Then Hell, just for laughs IT may just get involved in the Internet and Elite title picture just to prove to you all that Oblivion is one of the bets of ALL-LL-LL TIME!! It's already the best Hardcore Champion of all time.... Better than Death Skull, PC Cradle, Skyler Striker, Jack of blades, Danny Vice, hell even Creeping Death. Hell, we might go all the way and say Oblivion is better than Greenfever. So, WCF get a good look at this Hardcore Championship because Oblivion will be holding it for a long... long time!!
Oblivion drops the mic and just walks away. The camera points at a fallen Hank Brown.