Post by johnnydeep on Feb 9, 2014 12:43:37 GMT -5
*Camera come on to Johnny Deep smiling as per the norm, the back drop is all green*
Johnny Deep:Woo Johnny here from Paris France woo
*Johnny pulls up a remote and the green screen behind him changes to Paris France*
Johnny Deep:Woo lovely city I know, and the city of love ow lala woo. Great city in deed. Now to a less great place San Antonio Texas woo
*Johnny pushes a button again and the green screen changed to a view of the main street of San Antonio*
Johnny Deep: woo this place sucks almost as much as the star produced here Dex Zenith woo he thinks he's some kind of ladies man but man I'm the wet dream of them all woo Johnny Deep is the "Prince of Pleasure" and Zenith you may be pretty but your not Johnny D pretty woo. Well next we fast travel to New York City woo
*Green screen changes again to a view of the city from the Empire State Building*
Johnny Deep: Woo love this city. Look at all those lights, oh and that's all that Michael Steele will see in that ring while he looks up from his back woo o don't know you but your no Johnny Deep so I guess your not as good as the "Sexual Savior" woo. Next we have the pleasure to visit... The Wasteland? Where is that? Hmmm
*Johnny pushes the button and the green screen turns to a beautiful field of flowers*
Johnny Deep: well ill be hmm, well I don't know why Ultimate Destroyer seems so angry. This place is pretty hmm maybe he has allergies, but none the less He to lacks the Johnny Deep qualities woo. I'm the " Excellence of Indulgence" woo. I may not be Internet champion because of backstage politics but I'm here to do my job. I'm here to win or lose but most importantly entertain woo. We end our world tour with one more location woo
*Johnny pushes his button again. The green screen turns to a picture of Johnny in the shower, he looks surprised and quickly changes it*
Johnny Deep: Sorry about that.... Well unless you liked what you saw, then your welcome woo
*The green screen changes to a backdrop of the WCF audience cheering, Johnny pushes another button and sound effects start of a cheering crowd. Johnny raises his arms in victory*
Johnny Deep: Oh my I guess we travel to the future woo see you on slam
*Johnny pushes another button and the camera shuts off*
Johnny Deep:Woo Johnny here from Paris France woo
*Johnny pulls up a remote and the green screen behind him changes to Paris France*
Johnny Deep:Woo lovely city I know, and the city of love ow lala woo. Great city in deed. Now to a less great place San Antonio Texas woo
*Johnny pushes a button again and the green screen changed to a view of the main street of San Antonio*
Johnny Deep: woo this place sucks almost as much as the star produced here Dex Zenith woo he thinks he's some kind of ladies man but man I'm the wet dream of them all woo Johnny Deep is the "Prince of Pleasure" and Zenith you may be pretty but your not Johnny D pretty woo. Well next we fast travel to New York City woo
*Green screen changes again to a view of the city from the Empire State Building*
Johnny Deep: Woo love this city. Look at all those lights, oh and that's all that Michael Steele will see in that ring while he looks up from his back woo o don't know you but your no Johnny Deep so I guess your not as good as the "Sexual Savior" woo. Next we have the pleasure to visit... The Wasteland? Where is that? Hmmm
*Johnny pushes the button and the green screen turns to a beautiful field of flowers*
Johnny Deep: well ill be hmm, well I don't know why Ultimate Destroyer seems so angry. This place is pretty hmm maybe he has allergies, but none the less He to lacks the Johnny Deep qualities woo. I'm the " Excellence of Indulgence" woo. I may not be Internet champion because of backstage politics but I'm here to do my job. I'm here to win or lose but most importantly entertain woo. We end our world tour with one more location woo
*Johnny pushes his button again. The green screen turns to a picture of Johnny in the shower, he looks surprised and quickly changes it*
Johnny Deep: Sorry about that.... Well unless you liked what you saw, then your welcome woo
*The green screen changes to a backdrop of the WCF audience cheering, Johnny pushes another button and sound effects start of a cheering crowd. Johnny raises his arms in victory*
Johnny Deep: Oh my I guess we travel to the future woo see you on slam
*Johnny pushes another button and the camera shuts off*
